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Felicity001:
You need to see how I hold my money well

I no won hear say snake swallow am ooh

Stopitttt
You dey fear d snake too
A whole Hoodlum chief dey fear snake?
Problem dey this thread be dat ooh

I don take off


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Felicity001:
Watin happen again

Baba, I don dey wait for you to throw more light, so we can catch the snake, cos the snake don invade thread and Na only tail we dey see hold. Before you know it , snake done change color again.

Me don try point newbies to the snake but the snake nearly bite me.
Na why I gentle

I sha know that
Blackbishop, dru23, donfortune48, gentlelife50, pope191, chillex8 and you too know the snake.

But newbies and size up geng no know

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eyinola:
could this be the reason my female riders always telling me i don't look like a bolt driver? Some might be rude on the phone but once they see me their attitude always changes , a lady even apologized with a smile today ..plz i am sorry for shouting on d phone its because i hv been standing in d sun i just smile and said it's ok...I think my dressing? Look and my car they trip them wella lolz

Ehen nau...

So you’ve been using d oven strategy since, you didn’t know it’s from a veteran here?
Once they size you up dey go just fall and respect you.
But do they tip you ?

Wait wait wait Na with this car you carry that Amb. Lady dt scammed you of 150k for 2wks

Mbanu, I will rather use Hoodlum strategy and have money in my pocket.
Chaii person use and dump dis kind car and owner
Ladies get mind o, how she want make heaven ?

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chillex8:
We are still waiting for your Christmas week dashboard.
Let's find out who the real snake is.

Well well friday is for showing dashboard
Take ittt... Christmas week 20th to 26th

“Who is the snake ?”



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mrjaydee:
This hustle (Ehailing) is all about strategy, planning, and "packaging" . I remember when a friend advised me to put my car on ehailling. I had to retrieve my car cos barely a month the driver ( a friend also) nearly killed the car.

I decided later to join the game myself on my free time, then it was Uber. There were good riders, bad riders, and worst riders. Always look your best, you dont know where or who you will meet.

Dress well
Smell fresh
Make sure your car is in top notch condition (interior and exterior)
Conversate properly
Look into people eyes while communicating
Shake hands firmly. Etc.

There are times I will order a ride and the driver pulls up looking scrappy and untidy. This adds to the ridicule we get from riders who sees "drivers" as a nobody.

To the Smartworking drivers out there, keep your head up.. better days are coming.

Well noted, thanks.
see free strategy and tips here, from an old veteran in the game.
Your ratings won’t drop
Now Mrjaydee is redeeming himself.
Respect sir

Newbies Just follow it to the letter and you will be smashing good olosho and ignoring the bad ones.

Follow Ghost1994 tips of working from friday to Monday and face side hustle Tuesday to Thursday and make money during this winter


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donfortune48:
Snake don invade this thread oh!
Make everybody dey careful.

Blackbishop Pls plsssssss with due respect it’s new year let green snake under green carpet lie in peace.

See as gentlelife50 and donfortune48 don already start to dey expand am.

Oya newbies who is the snake in the monkey shadow ?

A.) drives partners car into one way, lands in Lastma office
B.) has a soldier friend but couldn’t help him
C.) partner called Oga at top + 100k got his car out of Lastma office
D.) promised to pay partner 100k but (jappa according to partner)
E.) partner came out with some mama’s cooking, as proof (Gbam party scatter)


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fk001:
That's a good one bro

Baz001 come and learn Tips.

Carry your jotter come

I don show
Tips to make money dis winter
Thanks for reaching out to me

mejai:

Girls wey dey climb old men already..... U na ordinary taxi driver
Just ignore and never expect ur rating to be 5.0 always. Next time, tongue lash her. U can't chop insult and low rating the same time. Take one, give her one.

Comrade why
You mean the girl don size him up ?
Ordinary driver
We need to give him mrjaydee tips
- you must look good
- smell nice
- car in top notch.
Ratings will jump to 5.0 now now

But what do you mean climb old men ?

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mrjaydee:
It's been a year since I hustled on ehailling but you cant say I didnt drop enough tips and tricks while I was in the game. Maybe you weren't active then.

My tips then was looking your best,smelling fresh, your car in top notch condition, avoiding outskirts of Lagos, not driving late etc.

Common now, I owned the OvenLighters crew back then, we smash the good ones, discard the bad ones. If you dont gerrit... you know the rest!

Bazoo is just for comic relief, but I really dont like it when he starts dribbling and making the work look bad.

Good day gentlemen.

I talk am, see common sense oven tips ,
no wonder we didn’t notice you dropped any tip. Every normal adult knows that you must smell nice and look good.

Hahaha you own the oven lighters crew ? In your dreams, cos we know the real oven lighters.

But just look at his achievements and he’s proud of smashing oven ? After driving round Lagos, little strength remaining Na to smash.
How will smashing oven add money to my dashboard? The more you talk the more you expose your myopic brain.

Oven that is begging us and killing themselves to smash us but we are not interested.
Na achievements vaulence brain eeehhhh


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mrjaydee:
na mumu dey fight oo... dont get me wrong. Ha! No wonder, meeting anyone here no be for fight oo.. wetin we dey fight for?

The meeting na to Size u up.. we flex oh... na only one moniker here I really wanted to beat up (jworld) or something.

Bazoo no fear, I no be fighter I just want to see if u tall reach my elbow

Oh noooo can you just imagine d bolded ?
How myopic is your thought pattern?
In dis time and age you think appearance can determine the worth of a person...

Have you seen Davido’s father? Does he look or dress like a billionaire?
All dis Igbo bros seating infront of their spare part shops with slippers and dirty jeans with T-shirt but have billions in account with Bentley resting at home.
What’s the difference between your brain and the olosho oven you light ?
Cos olosho size you up by phone, dressing and flexing dem but no brain.

See, if you see me you will stammer,
if I want to finish you completely, I will switch to my American accent you go humble and become speechless.

Size up for dis generation

Ngwanu,
mrjaydee vaulence brain vs olosho fish brain


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chillex8:
Because short people talk too much?

Pearl1910:
Lolz...how do u know he is a shortman
Honestly, that's d picture I have of Bazoo too.

Nifemi2020:
Bazoo put pillow on his seat while driving. I know him very well

mrjaydee:
Na short man nah

This vaulence Mc oluomo boy from oshodi has gone to bring reinforcements.
You too like gbas gbos...
I say no to spirit of gbas gbos dis January



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mejai:
Why una dey butcher BAZ001 like this?

biggace:
Baz001 come here.

Oya talk true,are you in lazyD league or ant league.

fk001:
Why are you guys dragging Baz001 na? Why?

I still dey make mouth not knowing they are all out for me. I gat to run oohhhh
Before enemies join dem

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komodapson:
LETTER OF SUSPENSION

DEAR BAZOO

It is with displeasure we write this letter to you and with the honor bestowed on me as the Chief Publicity Secretary of LazyD league, we hereby suspend BAZOO from LazyD league till investigation is concluded.

Reason(s) for his suspension isn't far fetched from his practice which is contrary to the ethics of LazyDrivers and Cross carpeting between the two Factions (Antleague and LazyDriver) in the rideshare industry , thereby creating confusion for the Newbies.
He is hereby suspended.
Please, kindly submit all relevant document, tags, ID cards at the Secretariat.

We so much appreciate your effort in championing the cause of the LazyDleague for the period you've been an active member. We hereby wish you success in your future endeavors.

President LazyD. Publicity Secretary
Felicity. Komodapson

Signed. Signed

Ewoooo, which faction of LazyD be dis ?
Only you and Felicity d chief of HoodlumD signed.
Honorable secretary off your mic
Until I see signatures from d likes of gentlelife50, donfortune48 ,pope191, Confusedworld17, deedee44, peeps4u

I don dey suspect you and yeyegbami since
Thank God lazyD requirements easy see my dashboard below


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mrjaydee:
Carry trip go ikorodu by 6.am.. ant presido forming lazyD.

One day u go loose guard... with your blue low mileage rental big daddy. Short man, it's only a matter of time

You cannot see me
D more you look d less you see...


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Gudvibes06:
Bro na Tru you talk the work no easy not easy at all at all couple with having a were car bro it takes a strong hearted man to make it in the hustle but some i too know full the hustle.... Bro I can boldly talk say if you don't have the capital to own your own car and you lower your ago don't even come in at all this is meant for those that can keep marriage yes you can compare this hustle to marriage if you can make your marriage work you have high tendency of making it in this hustle cos marriage comes with a lot of shits.

I dey feel you. Kimmmooonnnn

They will say you are a lazy driver or
You are deceiving intending drivers
Or
It’s not that bad, it’s exaggerated winter ,
There is no job out there appreciate it ,
Pessimistic lazy man
Or There is a strategy to do it easily week in week out.
The list is endless.
Dem don shut me up with attacks jabs and shadings.
Recent one Na to block me for road

I’m dancing


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YeyeGbami:
Please submit your LazyD tag, you sir do not belong to that category. You go ikorodu 6am on Monday, that means you don dey road since 4 or 5 AM. You’re indeed an ant driver in disguise

Stop bringing bad memories.
I belong to ants league but dey dribbled me.
I didn’t even get to point of bringing credentials
So I decided to start early inside surge and rest in d afternoon , since my body needs only 7hours of sleep , so I sleep during car wash and resume in the evening till night
Cause I’m to lazy to drive in traffic and hot sun.
Dragging with korope drivers and bus lovers. Though I do defensive driving okada still remove my side mirror

D ikorodu trip was offline from a crying oven
If you know you know


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Felicity001:
My methodologies are clearly written in all of my experiences you can go to my achive and dig them out then write ur book only thing you should do is make a reference and don't be like the other guy what's his moniker now again? Driverprenuer abi luxurydriver that will copy my content with making any reference... Such an uneducated act. Every educated person should know the right thing to do but how will they even when many of them didn't write their thesis themselves and the once that did only did copy and paste.

Lush100 ,
feli is about to turn you good post into an Avenue to start gbas gbos but I know that all uneducated and semi educated peeps will forgive him and look away.
He kept on making reference to educated and uneducated
He says Driverprenuer/luxurydriver should stop looting palliatives here without telling people the warehouse
Baba dey cash out YouTube dey go


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miccoy:
Same thing happened to me.

....was taking my baby for vaccination. The driver accepted the request and on the way. But I saw it was taking longer than expected, so, i called to enquire but this bro didn't pick. My baby was out there in the cold.

I wanted to cancel but I said to myself, what if he is almost here. He will end up burning his fuel. But before I know it, it showed driver has arrived but this blackhead didn't even move. I called him severally to Express my displeasure. He still didn't pick.

Mind you, I would have given him bad report but I am not the type that do revenge.

My point is atleast pick your rider's call and explain to them. Instead of shunning them totally.

I try to do this all the time but trust me most rider at least 90% will give you attitude, become rude and will shout cancel it from your end.
Some will try and cajole you into going especially when it’s dead zone and all drivers have canceled. I remember going to ikorodu 6am on Monday morning.
Rider a lady called immediately I accepted request and started crying and sobbing.
I was shocked...
she said all driver has been cancelling since 5am and she needs to deliver birthday cakes & food tray as surprise to client that she got paid 2weeks ago, what will happen if she can’t deliver?
Long story short I wouldn’t have gone to ikorodu if I hadn’t pick her call.
Though It eventually paid me cos I made more money that Monday than upandan in Lagos

It’s better and faster to pick call and explain to rider why you not going.

73O9:
Facts you mentioned here that you post tips and that was what I told the other guy then that tips were posted among the gbagbos.

They said you like jokes too much yet that other guy has not posted tips the few period I have been here and going through previous pages have none of his tips except him being interested in varulence.

Abeg carry dey go.

That other guy mrjaydee likes online and physical violence.
I’m sure Na mushin breed, fight is in his DNA

mrjaydee:
My point exactly, when the jokes become stale and unnecessary that's where I have an issue with him.

He doesnt motivate or bring new ideas, all he does is to throw shades, twist your opinion and turn it all to comedy.
Cheerfulgiver came in with tips and tricks even though he was quite rude but he really wants drivers to progress. You may not like his attitude or methods. But, atleast he shares ways to succeed in ehailling.

What is this one saying again ?

This man you are far from realities, you don’t know what’s going on
The more u talk d more u expose ur ignorance.

You don’t even know the people on rentals and the ones dt bought car without loan


How will you know who is posting updates or asking for wedding certificate to join an enclosed telegram group while the thread is open to all.
When was d last time you made meaningful contribution here other than derail the thread?

If I talk too much now e go pain you and u go begin find me for junction.

Mr bus lover... missing poverty days it’s new year I no get energy biko...
Na money I dey find


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Impulse80:
LMAO na normal Baz00 way be that. Don't be surprised he wasn't more than most people here from driving. Notice how he never posts any tips and tricks? Always clowning online but really serious in real life.

Back when I was in school there was a guy like that. This negro go swear say him no read anything and say him nor know wetin him go write for exams. As soon as results are released he's topping the class.

Any newbie wey dey follow baz00 mouth no go make am.

Seriously?
I don’t give trips but everybody knows I drive till 12 mid night on friday’s and resume by 4:30 am to move club peeps back home.
I don’t give tips and will snap VIO and Lastma at strategic position.
I tell people I target surge trips in lere to island and island to mainland every morning.
I drop updates 5am in d morning for guys to avoid certain roads cos of fallen trucks or you think I just wan to be talking ?
Until I ask for wedding certificate or wether you are gay or lesbian to join my telegram group before I drop tricks ?


You won’t ask people that says you can net 100k easily week in week out for trips.
It is me that says d job is very hard that you are asking for tips.
If I get tips then d job will be easy


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Pearl1910:
Did the driver show up with unmatched number plates?

There are atleast three other reasons on that list that best suits what ensued between u guys...but alas, the heart of a man is desperately wicked. U intentionally want to hurt d driver by lying wickedly. Tomorrow u will cry of injustice and misfortune not knowing it's all d evil seeds u have been sowing that are germinating. I am not judging u, just telling as it is.

After cursing the bad man
No wonder some driver’s will just on app and see blocked.
Na devils child like dis dey cos am

Johnnybegood12:
Yes I said you are misleading people about joining the telegram group.
Don't complicate things.
I know what am saying and you know it as well.

I didn't argue about the winter, what am saying is that it has been overly exaggerated.
Winter winter I net 25k today.
It's not that bad or is it?

How comrade ?
Misleading people from going the telegram group ?

Na jeje we all dey here when there was an invite to join telegram group, with deadline of September 1st.
Someone trying to join the group came back here to say part of the requirements are
Your name,
your location (where u live) ,
If you single or married ? And all

Cheerful himself gave deadline to join the group not me naah. So how I take discourage people from joining?
Even me tried joining but dem dribble me

I honestly thought you were talking about winter and misleading people from driving dis period.


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Y1nka:
About the low fare, i think everyone is right.. some leave home early, i cant cos i have another business to attend to first. That may be the reason i dont gross much.

But i can still say I’m not that impressed with recent fares sha.

Eg. Coming from cotonou yesterday, bolt cant see ride till after agbara- iyana sach , so i chilled till i got to igando, cos request from agbara was heading back towards badagry- whispering palms!


Got to igando, got a request from Moreta hall igando , to Ali dada in Ago palace. Plus traffic of over 1hour ride was 2,600.

Well, maybe it will mean much if i do that 15 times a day sha. But I’m a travel or long trip person abeg. No time to dey look app and pray for Uche to send helper �

Thank you God bless you sir,

There is no point driving with recent fares
It’s not certain that you will get a good request after dropping you rider.

Yet mr Johnny said we are deceiving others or misleading them.

Las las we go know the truth

Johnnybegood12:
At the bolded, if you are serious about it, that means baz001 and his crew have decided to mislead people.
Because I am a member of the telegram group [/b]and I didn't go through all those trash u posted.


The truth is, some people come to this thread looking for information that will help them make informed decisions, [b]but baz001 and his crew joke too much about stuff here and it's no longer funny.

I could remember when pearl1910 encouraged me to buy my manual car, this same people came out running their mouths about how manual car is not good for the hustle, how Lagos traffic will frustrate you and how muscle will grow on my legs bla bla bla.
This people like giving excuses.
I tell you for free, don't take baz001 serious. Man is a soldier Ant...he works more than ants

So you trying to tell us you joined the telegram group without stating if you are married or single ?

Let’s ask all newbies and guys that have not done more than 6months in the hustle who is telling the truth and true reality of the job?

For example winter is a thing of the mind and not reality. Ask around ?

I don’t talk down on bolt I only paint the true pictures and reality. Yes you can say I drive like ant when I see surge cos that’s the only way you can make money, we all want to make money. But to come here and say it’s easy, There is a strategy bla bla
How easy ?
Like you can drive for 4hrs everyday and net 200k weekly How ?
Na sakamanje or Na juju?
Fare is calculated by (time*distance *base )
So ur strategy Na to carry spirit or flying car ?

People know the truth already they are just looking at you and your geng.

It’s not consistent and not sustainable.

Ants drive in n out of winter... lazyD don’t

Y1nka:
Really i dont know how people paying rentals are doing it this season (no disrespect) but with the low fares out there, best to improvise. Wishing everyone luck.

By the way, i am frequent in lagos, benin republic and togo.

All papers complete incasue you have anyone going for tour or school. Holla

My brother they say the low fares is a thing of the mind and exaggeration that it’s not so bad.

You dey run inter country ?
Which car you dey take do all this?

biggace:
Abeg wetin you wan show am wen you meet,Baz001 no dey fight na only mouth e get.

Help me ask am Abeg ?
Little thing e don vex, he wan turn am to physical or he wan show me dollars
E pain am

Bia, who told u Na only mouth I get? If not dt my new year resolution is not to fight anybody I for go beat am blue black but I no dey fight again dis year


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mrjaydee:
Mugu, I was never on rentals..( no disrespect to anyone on rentals) we could meet up if you like.. how about you suggest where to meet?

I just want them to know you are a lying piece of sh*t.
I never said all drivers are poor, you Bazoo is the poor one!

I'm done with this.. my next reply to your post will be when we should meet.

Sorry guys for derailing the thread.

Meet ?
For what ?
To display bank account or to brag ?

Oya Let’s meet anywhere in Newark NJ
Choose time and date.
If you ve got balls ?



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mrjaydee:
I was referring to you, not cheerful.. better get back on the road and keep working so you pay up your partner.

And yes I was high while typing... unlike you that have to drive from 4.am to 12.am everyday.

Say no to drugs bros
Winter is real out there no need to drive for now. Millionaire drivers are chilling.
No surge no drive

mrjaydee:
How will they post now? They are busy working hard moving Lagos in order to remit to the owners of thier cars.

Most especially @ Bazoo... that nigga works like Jackie to remit to the owner of his low mileage Camry.. I pity newbies that listen to him. That nigg* is out there working his asss off.

This man again ?
Are you a semi illiterate man?
How many years were you on rentals ?
You assumed all drivers are poor ?
What happened to 100k easily week in week out.

Mbok lemme ooh , make I see road catch up


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Pearl1910:
Is it coincidence or accidental or fate that none of your antagonists have commented 7hrs after this post? U stayed too long to silence them though.

Too too long, you self see am I think.
Like 7months away.
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Lush100:
Welcome back @ cheerful,
Its like we will be changing dashboard posting to fridays instead of Mondays.
While u were away, a lot of water have passed under ur bridge,
Bazoo1 in particular was looking for u every Monday in binoculars,
Felicity checked ur house and we heard rumor u moved from lekki/chevron to Surulere aboji to ipaja. Me I can't say if its true oh, i wasn't there.
But i must commend ur hardwork and we are hoping for less gbos gbas this year.
Happy new year

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