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chillex8:
Go and read facts from the thread "Mr Integrity" and stop formulating.
Maybe your brief memory has failed you to see what you posted on that same thread.

Unlike you, I don't speak from both sides of my mouth.

Asslicking Crying briefcase lemony limca

I'm still waiting for blackbishop cos I want to tear him apart.
I'm americanman's voice, I take no prisoners

dru23:
Thanks for your input.. I do appreciate it ... I am not here to bash him or anyone......

So this chillex8 drop my car and ghost me from WhatsApp and didn't talk about how he is going to pay up his debt ....

I waited to hear from him .. And I was waiting for him to show up on nairaland.. He finally crawl back to Nairaland .. I ask him that we need to discuss .. He is asking me I should contact him ..smh.. As if he does not have my number etc .....

But all that is water under bridge. .. I don't need the money.... To me it is all about principles etc

I went to the post and found this
You’ve been crawling in and out cos of ordinary 50k...

Snake , go and pay dru23 your debt

donfortune48:
BAZ001, you have a case against you; but seems you're avoiding it.

Are you on Rental or HP?

Mbok I taya ooh

First they assume I be short man, at least that vaulence Mr Pucee will be looking for short bolt driver to fight while I cruise away

Now it’s rental and HP Abeg how I dey pay my rentals/Hp without driving everyday and every week ?

I won’t come so low to proof point to a man that is achievement is to punch lastma in face but don’t have 100k

chillex8:
If not that you are shameless, you could see my defence to the "cooking".

I paid 50k out of the fine.
The said guy owed me assurance deposit of 30k which was never refunded.
Admitedly sold fake castrol Edge synthetic oil for 18k to me and never refunded.


Unlike you, who poses/brags about in a rented oil dripping, lemon limca camry. Still chopping slaps offline and online

Crying briefcase lemony Limca

Trouble sleep yanga go wake am
Wetin him dey find wahala e dey find
You dey crawl go where dru23 go use you for pepper soup. I pity you

One thing I know is that we @dru23 don’t sell fake oil.
What of d 1 week you owe before dropping d car ?
Serpentine snake can lie
Been lying since days of eve



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Gentlelife50:
So it's you, BAZOO1 sorry briefcase pay me let me help you size chillex8 up for you.

Mbok how this snake matter come fall for my head ?
Them call person snake
Donfortune48 put mouth
Gentlelife50 put mouth
Me just pass by and laugh... next thing snake face me ?
Why only me ?
Na because na me brief pass everybody ?
My new year “PEACE” resolution don spoil before January ending.

chillex8:
The person that made all these claims, go back and ask him if he or anybody he knows saw me that day.

Sweating like a goat? Lol.

Sorry I went to peep at his mama’s cooking and found this... snake

dru23:
@Chillex8.....since you are playing dumb ......A while back in March 2021......

You are owing me close to 100k Naira. You were caught driving 1way in Lagos .... We paid 100k to get my car out .... You promise to pay an extra 5k naira each week to offset your balance.......


You later drop my car in May 1 2021 without paying off your debt .... You pretended like I don't know what am talking about.......

I should have collected my car from you that day.. But I pity you ... You were looking rough and unkempt that day.......But I decided to pity you .....

You miss 1 payment before you drop my car off ..

I kept all our conversation on WhatsApp..... very dishonest........

chillex8:
I get your time. When am done with your matter, you will crawl back like your predecessors.

The person that made all these claims, go back and ask him if he or anybody he knows saw me that day.

Sweating like a goat? Lol.

Were you not also caught plying one way, and was humbled by the fine..

At least they told you I dragged their asses out, and didn't chicken out like a pucce.
That should tell you the kind of will I have.

Ordinary small dent, they still loaded you complimentary slap, and you came here crying like a baby. Shameless briefcase pucce.

Go ask the lastma guy, I load am dirty punch for him left eye. He won't forget chillex8 in a hurry. B*xtrd lastma

Briefcase digging pucce

Ewooooooo see another achievements here
Mrjaydee Mr pucee and snake sweating like goat won’t kee me with laugh.

How would a man in his right senses ply one way and was being arrested by Lastma and his proud achievements was to punch the last man in left eye.

Punch Lastma left eye and your partners car was impounded... how dumb thou art
I was expecting you to say after punching him, I took off and escaped arrest.

Of what use is the punch to your partner that parted with 100k
?

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chillex8:
Una no dey forget things
That day,he wan make all uber drivers call out person wey load am slap
Dey post the man pics.

Cry cry briefcase

Snake why are you digging me up naah, no be me call you snake ehhh.
Why dig bad memories

Well I was looking clean and top notch that day, when agbero size me up them humble.
But how about looking unkept and sweating like Christmas Goat

dru23:
I can recall your unkempt look at the garage .. You were dragging with these people when u were caught 1 way ... Instead of you to settle them ... You let them carry my car to their station ...

You were sweating up and down like a Xmas goat ... You go call your Army friend to help you ... When he got their they just ignore you and the army ......

I was able to get my car from there before the auction if off ...

I MADE 1 PHONE CALL TO MY CONNECT..... what took you almost 2 days to resolve ... It took me less than 2hrs to do


People like you make it hard for good drivers to get good partners.... Others were paying 25k rental and you were paying 20k and I still was doing 100% maintenance........

When you were sweating and looking unkempt at the garage of Lasma ... I could have easily left you without no income or nothing... But I over look it. My car could have been auction off.........

THIS IS MY LAST AND OFFICIAL RESPONSE TO THE MATTER.....

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obinoral1179:
Korope Man

Una no dey forget
Korope man no get help for dis thread Na so vex una vex am

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chillex8:
Briefcase running from Jaydee with his Briefcase.
What a life

You definitely have comprehension problems asides being brief.
I said, iphones are the best fones for ehailing.

Most of the technical issues that occur while using the ehailing app are rampant on android.
It doesn't matter if the android is 20Gb Ram or whatnot. Techy savyy guys can explain better.
I wont be responsible for educating you.

Perhaps your brain matter is brief too.

Snake in d monkey shadow
Mbok what’s the difference btw what you typed and what I said ?

According to you iPhones are better than androids for ehailing no matter the class of android phone ?
Meaning your iPhone 5s dt Uber has rejected is better than Mi 11 ultra?

It’s Monday morning whatever you say right now you are right.

Meanwhile Nifemi2020 don silent mrjaydee yesterday 4pm dot... let him for ever remain silent.

ReadaDream:
Avoid Sangotedo for now....

Accident around general paint, exit side

Thank you bro for the heads up

chillex8:
It's your phone . Anytime there's a technical error from a trip- be it GPS failure or network lapse, blame the phone. Perhaps your locator was stuck and never moved.

Android phones have never worked best with ehailing apps.

Sometimes, I don't even need network on my fone and trip distance and time will still be accurate.


To further prove that failed trip was a phone error, Bolt app calculated the trip distance accurately but didn't record any movement from your phone's GPS locator for the most part of the trip.

Snake you no dey rest or sleep?
Always at alert looking for who to bite
How can u say d fault is from Mi 11 ultra pro and then all android phones are not good for ehailing ... so it’s only apple ?

Well Davit & everyone using good android phones knows better but won’t talk cos they are afraid of snake bite

Who no go fear snake bite?
Make I carry my briefcase run cos the lower you are to the ground the easier it is for snake to bite your blokosu



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Barbiturate:
Sharp guy
I don't even know drivers can change from bolt App.

If not for surge, I prefer to end the trip and make them reorder if they don't put a stop from the outset.

I picked a lady from owodunni onipanu/palmgroove. She was actually going to ibis hotel, Toyin street. Then she said I would have to take her to ilupeju to drop cake. Trip had already started when she said it. I asked if she put a stop, she said she didn't, cos she doesn't know how. I explained to her and told her I would have to end it, and she'll reorder. She agreed. It was 1.2x and the trip was 600 at ilupeju. She reordered and there was no surge. Ibis was 1400. That's 2k altogether. I'm sure it would have been less if I didnt end it.......not sure though!

Thank you Baba
I sharp like that

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donfortune48:
E be like say we go begin dey call BAZ001 a new name.

Briefcase will be fine.

Ayeee
Comrade Na you ? Make I jump slap

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mrjaydee:
Just accept the money the rider gave you . No need reporting to bolt.

Can you just imagine ?

He shouldn’t report to bolt so that other drivers will keep getting cheated ?
Davit just accept d money don’t complain or report to bolt

Na by force to chooke mouth for wetin ur oven brain no fit carry?

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SHOOPSYN:
Comrades, try as much as possible not to be in BAZ001 Archive. ... He will open your yansh outside... Even trojan virus can't delete any data stored in his archive... Elders needs to strategize how to deal with him...

Comrade why
Na u dey cast me like dis ?
I never disrespected any elder
Mbok I don gentle

Barbiturate:
I don't get.

I mean when ever rider informs me that I will be taking them back to destination. Like pls you will wait and take me back e.g

From Chevy view estate to farm city admiralty and back to Chevy view estate.
Immediately I get to farm city, I will change destination on my drivers app to bera estate and not back to Chevy view, I won’t bother telling rider to change it.

One guy took my round lekki one day like 4stops on 1.7 x all d trip wasn’t up to 25mins cos it was 2/3mins stop I was changing destination at every stop Na so guy man say I should stop changing destination, dt it will increase is fare, i just said okay but still changed it. End trip 3,550 d guy wan cry.

Nifemi2020:
You called yourself Yaba Boy and you don’t know Civic Hotel lol. You are. Complete keyboard warrior. Don’t let me here you challenge anybody to meet up for a fight again. Is that clear? Guys are still waiting for you oooo. Mumu

Bros Na you be man.
You don save us from empty vessel making the loudest noise.
We will now have peace on this thread.

Thank you

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davit:
Let me quickly share this experience here for others to learn. I picked the attached trip from Admiralty way on 1.9x to Novare mall. On getting there rider changed the trip back to EKO Atlantic City. We still had a stop at Paradise 3. We did a tour of Atlantic city and before rider changed the trip back to Lekki Phase 1. I was shocked to see the fare when I ended the trip. What do you guys suggest?

Rider too was shocked. He eventually gave me 14k.

Obviously, allowing rider to change trips on the app don cast irrespective if on surge or not. Try to lean from this guys.

I'm still thinking whether to complain to Bolt or not.

Pearl1910, and baz001 and Co what do you think?

I just checkex the price to Novare mall on 1.9x. It is 5300 max

Did you update your app to the recent update. It’s strange, but the best way is to add stop cos at every stop you will have paid waiting running till you move all this changing of destination or going back to pick up location always have coma.

I do the changing from my app whenever riders want to do to and fro , I will change to the next street but never to pick up point.

tojahh:
I talk am!

Now mamas pot will open. This is the kind of VIOlenz I used to see way back 1923 in Yugoslavia.

Soviet Union vs Aboh Mbaise

Devils child
You have made everybody on this thread to know that chilex8 is the real snake...


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Nifemi2020:
Mr Man. No need to apologize, am just looking at you yarning dust here. You said you are a Yaba Boy me I will like to meet up with you. Let’s me use you shine small. Nobody have monopoly of violence. Let’s meet at Civic Hotel by 4pm today. Then if I don’t see you, then don’t let me here you say you are a Yaba Boy henceforth.

Counting down to 4pm ...
where is my dancing shoe dis sunday sweet ooh

Mrjaydee come out we are ready to size you up yaba boy my black A$$

O ti zee......,
see my leg work take it


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Johnnybegood12:
At the bolded pls tag me along....free video coverage of the match....bills on me.
Any other sponsor should please tag along.


Baz001 God don later save you.

Na God eehhh,
From the hand of a vaulence and oven lighter, any small talk let’s meet outside

Abeg when you see him, help me size him up if he’s a clean tout (fresh face ) or rough tout (stitches and bottle marks on face) .

After feli deal with him , I will just

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Blackbishop:
Parables In what sense bro. Did I quote anybody apart from you. Man pipe down not going to be cooking or opening up some mamas pot here. Dey your lane make I Dey look you for rear mirror. Still on it nigga you be snake

Gbam...
with full chest, no more parables


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chillex8:
You dey mind the guy.
From the blues he just jumped out yarning in parables.

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tojahh:
Ehen BlackBishop please tell us what you said happened. You were trying to tell a story about a snake.

Even tho you're a short black mechanic, please let us know how a man of Character whom was awarded the most polished uber driver with his ever starched white long sleeve day in day out later became a snake.


Uncle... Please tell us a story.

The Bible said when men slept an enemy came ...
Tojahh is one of the enemies, how can you be fanning snake talk in the middle of the night ?

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Felicity001:
na d gonorrhea that oven give u dey worry so na him make u dey shout like person wey dem shuck niddle for him penal organ.

See dis 9ne wey poverty won kill... No be puff puff u dey sell b4 uber come redeem ur goddamn broke ass... Watin make that your small head fold like agege bread? No be too much kiri cos am. No worry by the time that woman wey give you that job wey u take dey make mouth don finish using ur destiny they will dumb you leaving with numerous infections and low sperm count that you won't even be able to come back and drive with uber again.

Ewu!

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donfortune48:
Eeeeh
Na im person scratch your car the other time, wan still beat you on top?

No dey bring bad memories naah
Dt guy go call touts to bugga me 5:15am where everywhere still dark.
I still manage snap him face and plate number.

Wait are you trying to say mrjaydee Na tout too ? Like dem mc oluomo boys ?
If he be tout tell me Abeg, make I no too make mouth. Na tout get Lagos


Tout dey fresh dis days

FuckEveryday:

I say make i leave all d Lekki Ovens for you na...Dem been won send me go back my village but God pass them


Na where I been do quarantine bdat

Congratulations bro

Mrjaydee will be a better person to take over the lekki ovens.
His major achievement is smashing ovens
We no come get driver wey dey truly live for lekki again ?

Nice one Baba, congrats


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pope191:
Hmmm.. I no go advice you make you put money, nah see finish Tunisia take beat Nigeria last week. Short people are very trickish you know see Oshiomole, see El rufai, see Baz001, they are very brief, but dangeerous

Gentlelife50:

Since small country like Comoros dey bully Ghana, why midget BAZOO1 no fit deal with almighty jaydee?

Both of you are full of wisdom
Person wey go see me and go humble , 1 blow 7 die...

I dey where I dey clean up, so I can look top notch for the week
If you size me up you go know say I be millionaire driver.


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FuckEveryday:


Do not associate my name with such iniquities

I don kuku leave Nigeria for you, Carry beta African food make u chop

Bro you don waka true true ?
I been think say Na only Christmas vacation you go do. Damn badt guy
Wow congratulations Baba.
So Na ur house be dat not AirB&B ?

Ghost1994:
I once drove this Corolla for Moove for a month and my dressing na top notch but you know what Riders go still rude on top unreasonable things e.g!

No no no you shouldn’t have follow this way (automatic 1 star)

After 1 min you yell that you’re starting the trip (I didn’t know when you start the trip) 1 star when you respond.

I want to stop at the supermarket! But you didn’t add stop sorry I can’t wait (rider: rude hissing angry and 1 star with serious comments)

Where are you/you took the wrong turn to another street angry with serious hell face (1 star)

I’ve said this countless of time(s) the best is to focus on how to make money and look nice. If you drive 2099 Range Rover, some riders in this naija go still rude and the worst of it is that there’s no category of car choice when selecting Uber/bolt/inDriver ride.

Don’t be shock that person wey Dey use Kia 2003 Dey make more money than 2099 Corolla because him go fit go anywhere anyhow.

God will continue to be with us

Newbies and intending drivers if you want to learn fast and know the true realities of the job follow this man’s strategies. Go and check all his post on ehailing you will learn wisdom from him.
If you want to drive and have peace of mind
If you want to drive and still be a lil sane follow
If you want to drive and make money follow him (in winter drive fri,sat,sun&mon)
If you want to drive and not loose focus follow him,
if you like follow d one that says look good and top notch alone ... you will be smashing away your destiny cos olosho no dey finish for Lagos



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Felicity001:
Bros leave mata ooo men plenty here no think am oooh because we dey joke and play here no mean say na small pikin we be oh some of use get children for university ooh... Small body big engine... But barbi na senior man shall I have never disrespected him nor any other person here even if they're much younger, less educated or smaller we all are one irrespective of who you're.

True you never disrespected any person here.

Gentlelife50:
This one na confirm tips, BAZOO1.
If you know you know.

Pope191 na d original veteran of oven lighters and strategies.

Pope191, Tojahh, babadee1900, donfortune48
fuckeveryday, and two other bros like that na dem be d original oven light. Felicity001 and some others they code their waka.

Until mr size up shows up in 2022 claiming he was the owner. see achievements.


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