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mrjaydee:
Glad to have u back @cheerfulgiver you've been giving bazoo sleepless nights and nightmares..

P.s. your jab no go pass " remembering poverty days " " jumping bus" and all this stale nonsense you posts.

Also, hope the winter is not affecting your weekly remittance?

Peace out..

I don’t gerrit
You asking someone that bought 2013 Toyota Corolla without loan. if winter is affecting his weekly remittance? Remittance to who ?
How mr bus lover ?
Do you know something we don’t know ?
You know d car owner or you don high while typing yesterday
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SHOOPSYN:
What a week for BAZ001 .... He and Gentlelige50 should be Cheerfully bundled inside korope and lock them up in Eko hotel. Ijogbons.. Good to know Cheerfulgiver is good. Welcome back.

Food is ready
No mind dt korope driver, he kept me off d thread...
Damn, didn’t allow me welcome back our motivational speaker


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CheerfulGiver:
eeyah. Una never repent?

I'm alive and well car is well too. I saw my man xghost days back in traffic with his omalicha and we waved at each other. Ask him what I was driving.

Calm down bro. It's a new year.

Heyyyyy !!!!
guess who’s back ....
back again.......
Cheerfuls back , back again


Welcome back
Haba took you so long...
Monday’s no dey finish
So Na friday you come show.

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See them bad belle everywhere.
I don go vacation,
I can’t drag with korope drivers on the road and still come online to be dragging.
Their mouth and driving no be here
Korope man has won.

Vitalurch:
Still waiting for an offer. I had one that didnt just work out. Please ignore some ill mannered guys here who think its all green for them already. Just reach me through my contact above. U need not comment. I know if u meet that guy called bazoo in person, he is still a child. In his present phase of life, everything is fun. Please ignore my post if u have nothing to say.

Dis early morning after coming in peace
Of all the ill mannered guys here Na only me u come single out as a “child”
You no see Felicity001, mejai, donfortune48, komodapson, gentlelife50, yeyegbami.
And I was going to call you codedly to ask for strategy to run korope cos u get mind pass people driving Corolla delivering 25k weekly.
Yours Na double 50k.
Though many people are doubting you.
Johnnybegood12 and others can you see what you’ve caused ?

Let me carry my bag and run cos bad belle people will capitalize on this and finish me today


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Felicity001:
My people this God is wonderful...

I didn't wanted to start my day with going to airport today afyer accepting a trip to NACHO.

I was even preparing to wait 3min to cancel when rider called to ask if I'm outside

In 1 min I will be out.

Rider was opposite my hux

Drop off rider another request came in to shomolu in ajao estate, got to PU security said I will have to use the main gate...rider asked me to use main gate simce back gate is meant for only residence.... I just look at them, with all these una bad roads una still dey do front and back gates? I just cancelled.

Immidiately Uber gave me a trip 1.7km away... Got to PU...

In conclusion...

I just dropped off rider after plenty waka within ikeja and Abule Egba.

Immidiately after dropping off the guy and his babe at a service apartment we went to book earlier another client I carried 3days ago called... Na d waka we still dey like dis.

Is God not wonderful?

Praise the mighty Jesus!
Hallelujah!!

99% of people don’t understand what you trying to say up there. But afraid to ask .
Just show us dashboard or tell us how much you net today + offline and we will understand.

See korope driver dey promise 50k weekly ?
You and ur Benz should be doing 50k offline steady

Johnnybegood12:
Exactly

My point is that the way the offer to help comes, already shows that app will hang or stories go enter.
Anyway let’s keep observing. I don’t want to make more enemies.
I don notice many men watching my moves and ready to unleash.

Mbok I come in peace it’s a new year

Vitalurch:
Good afternoon everybody. My earlier post above is for who is willing. Its outrageous how people jump into ones post and make mockery of it. I have no idea what their benefits are. One of u had to dig into my past 2 years post when i was asking for rentals. Yes i did offer 30k for rentals and same thing happening to this current post happened to that very post and i gave up.
If i am sure i can pay more than 50k, i would have Offered that cus i would love to pay up as soon as possible. Please call me and i will explain more if u would love to help. 07037181502

Johnnybegood12:
Lol baz001 Ur matter Need urgent attention

It's actually possible to help people here.
Sheybi Na here person single handedly loan Felicity money

My Johnny how far ?
see how it always end up there
On this thread we can predict d end from the beginning.

We still dey observe

donfortune48:
Why not?
When he can easily net 100k, weeek-in-weekout.

Pearl UCHE has mislead a lot of drivers in joining d hustle. But experience is leading them back to the truth from lazy drivers.

Na dis albino baby’s look for me


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peacefulhome:
Lol, you sure say heaven go open for you on the last day?
. I pray never to enter your book of record.

Abeg make heaven open for me
I can’t come and suffer in winter moving Lagos and still no make heaven.


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ReadaDream:
I don't know how realistic this offer is, but let me pitch in. If I'm able to come up with #1,000,000 by February can you help with additional funds to get a toks Civic? I currently pay rental of 35k on a Corolla and I've not defaulted for a week since August 2021.

I can comfortable pay you 150k monthly.

I dey watch how dis go end cos anytime someone offers to help in this manner
Either zenith app go hang or family problems and winter go increase.

Na like dis e dey start

Gentlelife50:
Dont let me change to my British accent, if I do you will become humble.

Is someone trying to cheat you ?
Cos I know you hate speaking with ur British accent and u try to come down to people's level. But once someone tries to cheat you, you will change to ur British accent in a firm and respectful tone. They go just humble



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Gentlelife50:
I know who you are referring to but let me keep quiet, I will be watching from eko hotel.

O yea

Please post pictures of Eko Hotel and swimming pool too


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Pussyassniggar:
No I'm far from Ur side
Thanks

Drivers here are lazy, 4am on Thursday morning is too early. The fear of kidnappers/robbers.

The only hard working driver that stays close to you lives at iyana ipaja command but unfortunately he’s not been online.
He was driving a red matrix but now a Toyota Corolla 2013. You will enjoy your cruise


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Gentlelife50:
He must rob it in ooo, selling gala under hot sun is not funny.
BAZOO1 abi u prefer to be selling gala under hot sun?
Remember there is winter

Nooooo naah
I prefer to be living in yankee and be increasing my fleets of Uber cars before December every year and selling imported stuffs

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Vitalurch:
Good evening good people of God. Please i need a vehicle for e hailing services. I have 2 mini busess running for me in ajah. I saved to buy the Honda civic but i lost my savings when i had surgery ending of last year. Who ever will help me will never regret. I am ready to pay 50k per week.

Food don done

Oga come and take my car for only January and 1st week in February provided you won’t default in payment of 50k weekly.
I just changed shaft, leakage, bushing everything no noise for leg at all.
I use Freon gas and it’s a low mileage Camry

50k weekly driving Uber in Lagos ?

Food is ready


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Glithronix:
You've killed me, bro.

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Gentlelife50:
It's always like that in most cases for new drivers, because the ratings are by percentage so he is yet to o do a handful of trips.
Some new drivers even get blocked for low ratings they do it to make them worship riders but hoodlums like Felicity no send ratings, na money wey dey pocket be the main rating.

Sorry for the expenses, but na ur car u fix besides what were you expecting before when u dey run kiti kata up and down the whole Lagos?
The job is vehicle wrecker, the worst part is no good parts and mechanic will help you finish the car kpata kpata.
Me just finished revamping my suspension, you can imagine how much wey comot for my body.
E no easy my brother, but we moove.

I was expecting to meet 1million target without having to fix my cars cos I was using defensive driving yet shaft, leakages and likes spoilt.
I was sleeping 7hrs yet still had flu for days.

I can’t imagine how much comot your body cos you naa big man, 100k Na small change to you.

But stop complaining cos people selling gala in hot sun traffic wish to be inside AC moving Lagos



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Pearl1910 and other veterans that has been changing car parts like olosho.
Please how much is this make kazeem no cut my head for dis winter.

Gentlelife50:
BAZOO1 see wetin newbie do ooo, be there shouting winter up and down.

I am sure by Monday he will post a fatter dashboard, lazy driver.
Surge don spoil you finish

Monday again ? Just continue
Riders wicked , how can a new drivers rating get to 4.0 star in one week of winter ?
My ratings by itself jumped to 4.92 cos of 1,200 trips everywhere.
You come say make I continue to drive
I serviced my car yesterday and today I’m changing my V4, low mileage Camry shaft for the first time ever.
Body just dey pepper me anyhow
Anybody wey wan drive now should continue

Tinubu is in trouble ehhh.
Bubu and senate get fake plan.
Na to make sure we all get pvc dey wait for them

rapheal5:
Good morning comrades in the house I don waka waka come pose for shogbo area for ikeja no trip oo...make una help me o

Ikeja again ?
Contact ikejamanism
Better leave ikeja to Ojodu or maryland/Anthony or ajao Estate/oshodi.
Don’t go to ikeja in the morning, but if you ever find yourself in ikeja just prepare to blow empty out of ikeja. If u b experience driver now. I would have asked you to go into the airport to get a trip back to the island. But Airport tout fit trap you and end up collecting 25k from you.

So for peace of mind just jejely leave ikeja empty. Winter dey every part of Lagos you still come go ikeja.

Newbies and ikeja are like 5&6.


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So you are the one removing subsidy and the president is begging you ?

mejai:
I hear say na February his vacation go finish
I dey tell u. Men just dey idle with cars dey throw lectures this period, week in- week out.

week in- week out netting 100k easily.
Una no dey forget things here.

mejai:
So far, in summary:
Police experience

Physics class about speed, distance and time, with respect to 3MB, ajah-abule egba, different tyre sizes.

Not forgetting speedometer/odometer

Interesting times.

Uche bring back surge ; D

Uche is on vacation,
surge resumes when he resumes

komodapson:
Ah!!! Why do you have to step on tail of Gaboon Viper this night...you for hold torchlight tey see road now. Only BAZOO get antivenom ó

fk001:
Vawulence

Wait for 3 pages epistle.

Felicity001 will not reply to him...
winter don hold BABA fela, he no get strength to fight unless he don rake palliatives from his offline trips.

donfortune48:
If I tell you say I understand wettin you talk here, make I bend.

I think say Na only me no understand.
I had to read it twice and then unread it from my brain, before I begin feel I don’t comprehend well again.

providencia:
Insignificant when you talking odometer. Significant when talking speedometer. I can run 120 to get to point B from A. While another get to point B from A with 140. We both ran different speed (speedometer) yet cover the same distances ( odometer). We are talking speedometer here and not odometer.

Kimmonn
Some people no do physics for school

Felicity001:
Even you too?? BAZ001 come oooh come and c ooh...

Everybody for this thread don turn crush

Thatniccur Na cruise master
I remember wetin he do dt our uncle dt time
D one dt gave me leg over in December “O. Hennessy 250”
Or maybe becos I said I was going to share with you he decided to abort ?



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IFSHR:
Bolt self get fraud for body....they increased without no mail to inform their partners, allowing pearl to be defending them unnecessarily

Pearl you need to apologize to everyone you insulted on this subject matter

Pearl1910 apologize ke?
You’ve forgotten the time he was defending paid waiting with all his sweat?
He is already shifting the go post by going to say Uber charges 30%.
Just say I’m sorry and agree for where he said it’s 600 trip.
Geezyk dey give am back to back

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ReadaDream:
Bolt excuses for charging 25% commission is stupid..

They charge #15 for on-demand cashout.
Inapp call uses data connection.

Who ask them for bonus? Is it someone like me with 18% completion rate that will get the driver bonus?

Bolt Don mad on this one.

Pls is this reply on #600 trip ?
Pearl1910 you can’t hang your boot yet come a d defend this one too?

frubben:
Una good morning o.

My man longest time
Happy new year.
How hustle naahhh