₦airaland Forum

yemsai:
Someone once told me they had a juice nd milk borehole in their house..




Was also told swallowing orange seeds would bring forth an orange tree in my tummy

lies frm d pity of hell

Epositive:
someone told me 2pac is still alive

he is still alive!
spotted wit rihanna in cuba, around 2015

Tamarapetty:
does that sound correct to you? can u write it in an english exam? just asking.

pls u shld ask chris brown wen u c him, because he is d author and finisher of the statement !

Tamarapetty:
is you drunk, is you had enough, Gidforbid,

IN CHRIS BROWN WORDS!

The government can make empowerment of us, like me am a barbing...if d government can give me clipper, rented store for me, there will not b a thief, i will work hardworking, because if i goes home witout money my wife will not welcomed me na, she will say“ hmmm, hopeless man, u go hopeless and came hopeless, u better go back n come back hopeful or u will sleeped in the store”.

Dis man get mind ooo....he convert spiritual to physical activity!

u must c TB j....

Oh God!!!!....who dis story come epp now

am not jst undastanding at all!

Oga my candid advise to u is to get all ur papers correct bfor venturing into d rotted naija university system to aviod stories dat touches d heart in d nearest future!....pls learn frm d experiences of d likes of sai baba, dino etc

Afta all d dancing and initiation practice previously in season 1, dem still cancel una match....na wa ooo!!
una sorry oo


meanwhile, in other news (season 2);


visa will b ready in a week time when d embassy have enough supply of intl passport booklet...super eagoats wit its crew can go back to d drawing board to continue d dancin scheme!

teebaxy:
This is the type of picture that makes some people resolt to committing suicide. abi what is the purpose of us seeing this picture ,has he seen mine yet?

urs is loading, because God is uploadin it!

Kip kwayet!!!

aboki ice prince, IT COULD HAVE BEEN U PPLE, buh u c wat u hav done?



in other news;



kokobaby is husbandless , so u pple can mingle!

emeka, emeka, emeka!!!...how many times i call you soooo

will u stop sucking ur mother's breast and b a man for once!

200k is chick-change nahhh

i earn #94,345,644,330 a month buh i still feel broke, like my man TERRY G!

obviously it is not only those that roam d street n pick dirts dat r mad, dis one is also mad, infact, she is crase!
see her multicolord face like colord TV, showing evidence of good bleaching cream...issorite!





meanwhile, in other news in south africa:






d thunder dat will fire dat her smellin mouth still dey heaven dey gym

nollywood directors pls take note!


upgrade ur skills in filmtricks to make ur movies sell

she is not bleaching buh blushing in face and darking in d body!
all hail carotone aka carowhite for its handiwork on empress new look

So malaysia don get forest for inside Nigeria, abi dem dey pass there go malay?...issorite!





in other news;


pls check davidos fabulous and amazing pre-weeding photos on....to be continue; watch out for season two

a director.....wen he cant even direct his manhood?...Smh




mayb he will b d music director of d company!...

Dem say “once beaten twice shy”...so my friend shine ur eyes well well for inside lagos because big eyes on b open eyes ooo...confirm every landlord frm pple living in the area or neighbourhood by asking indepth questions, bfor u make any payment!

There is no nid killing ur sef or tricking to gt her numba...if she doesnt like u she doesnt!!!...

Hmmmm.....dis is a confirmation dat d modern church is truely a BIZNESS PLACE! there is God oooo

Let d will of almighty God be done, because we are so blind to know d truth n as such cant judge and blame anybody!...KARMA WILL SOON SMILE ON EVERYBODY

How e take kill recession and corrupt in naija n high places??... davido go give all of una AIDS, one by one!




meanwhile, in other news;


davido respect ur manhood, n stop putting it in any available hole, wen and where ever u travel!....common sense is not common!

Oluwolex2000:
It was a romantic day and time as it was unexpected for her.

He's a graduate of Osun State University and a top ranked military officer in the Nigerian Army.

He had to let go all his "man power" and went on His kneels to propose to his wife to be. Tell me how many can do this.?


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9r9lqhlEhuM

Watch the video attached as you will hear people saying "Say YES nah". She is the shy type though. I was even scared she won't say anything 'cus she is shy. But Glory to God. It's a done deal.

Happy life to both of you.

y d black, even black nails sef, na blackposal day!? d man even black sef..
will make una marry eachoda well ooo!

relax!!! u neva c anytin yet!



d karma wen wan jam u so till dey heaven dey gym



in other news;


u and kokobaby na d same tin sef, PROFESSIONAL OLOSHOS, so enjoy ur own punishment y stock last!

davido will not jst own up to his responsiblity for once as a mature boy?! smh,!



in other news;


serves u ladies right ,to all dat want to Bleep any superstar irrespective of wats involve ,all in d name of fun. u shld b lucky it wasnt AIDs. ...foolish pple!!

WELLECOME to NAIJA WHERE HUMAN LIVES ARE TREATED AS THAT OF ANIMALS






*news flash*


to serve naija is not by force. RIP my broda

dis is wat u get as a reward wen u deal wit pple wit corrupt minds; especially naija poliKItions

Lanre4uonly:
May God accept his soul and give the bereaved family the courage to bear the loss.

no politician or anyone connectd to naija politics will make heaven. take it or leave it!

sarrki:
I don't know why rivers take politics as a do or die affairs

youth of rivers be wise

stop the killing by shunning violence and preaching love

Apc or Pdp can fade away

rivers will still stand

how will dey stop wen dey c someone wit dat kind of tommy . .. ... dey want to b like him politically or otherwise because d Government has failed dem indirectly or directky