₦airaland Forum

And many will be dying to have se.x with her

Wake up op, this is 2022, not 1977

What's hot in 1977 won't be in 2022.

Simple issue

Just image search her pix on Google and problem is solved

immortalcrown:
God is great. But wait oh! So, wetin fit kill de animal?

Ah honestly I don't know

I was listening to fresh FM osogbo 104.9 just hours earlier and I heard an oap mentioning this alongside many other wonders of God so I googled it ,thought it might benefit many Nigerians

God is indeed Wonderful
Allahu Akbar!

So gentle chickens cannot die and rest in peace anymore

When WICKEDNESS saw the heart of men, she repented

What concerns lion about the GRASS IS NOT GREEN?


Please who have Nokia pin mouth?

They told you not to vote for BUHARI

You refused

See what you have caused now?

A snake just gave him Millions of naira

Tardigrades (/ˈtɑːrdɪˌɡreɪds/),known colloquially as water bears or moss piglets,are a phylum of eight-legged segmented micro-animals.

They were first described by the German zoologist Johann August Ephraim Goeze in 1773, who called them Kleiner Wasserbär ("little water bear".

In 1777, the Italian biologist Lazzaro Spallanzani named them Tardigrada (/tɑːrˈdɪɡrədə/), which means "slow steppers".



They have been found everywhere in Earth's biosphere, from mountaintops to the deep sea and mud volcanoes,[9] and from tropical rainforests to the Antarctic.[10]

Tardigrades are among the most resilient animals known,[11][12] with individual species able to survive extreme conditions — such as exposure to extreme temperatures, extreme pressures (both high and low), air deprivation, radiation, dehydration, and starvation — that would quickly kill most other known forms of life.[13]

Tardigrades have survived exposure to outer space.[14][15] There are about 1,300 known species[16] in the phylum Tardigrada, a part of the superphylum Ecdysozoa consisting of animals that grow by ecdysis such as arthropods and nematodes.

The earliest known true members of the group are known from Cretaceous (145 to 66 million years ago) amber, found in North America, but are essentially modern forms, and therefore likely have a significantly earlier origin, as they diverged from their closest relatives in the Cambrian, over 500 million years ago.

Tardigrades are usually about 0.5 mm (0.020 in) long when fully grown.[2]

They are short and plump, with four pairs of legs, each ending in claws (usually four to eight) or suction disks.[2][17]

Tardigrades are prevalent in mosses and lichens and feed on plant cells, algae, and small invertebrates.

When collected, they may be viewed under a low-power microscope, making them accessible to students and amateur scientists.[18]

Before they started wearing cops uniforms and started writing on the wall "FXCK COPS" and still snapping pix with it,

You too need to ask them what cops have done for them?

Joezinho:
* Korede Bello never had talent. After dropping "Godwin" Korede has been barren like HumbleSmith..

* Blackface remains one of the most talented artist ever...Dude wrote almost all the songs Plantashun boiz had in their first album..

* Ice murdered his own career. He was one of the pioneers of new school hiphop but he delved into party jams...

* Lil kesh is just a talentless mofo..

* Mr eazi is the worst of them all. He used his mouth to end his career by saying Ghanaian music influenced Nigerian music.
The clown should have gone down on his knees and apologize to every music lover in Nigeria.

The same MR EAZI that won the last Grammy awards along with Angelique kidjo?

Or am I typing rubbish?

After ejaculation, sex is no longer pleasant

So it depends on if the guy still has energy in him to continue another round or not

Then don use and dump Wike


Chai politicians

LeoDeKing:
The money generated in that hotel per day can feed the entire afonja and abboki for 2 years.

You people should stop hating and being jealous of our hardworking brothers.

Are you alright? 877,000 naira will feed 19 Northern states and The Entire South West?


Just as you guys kept shouting Tinubu the other time

Now he is on his way to become president of Nigeria

KEEP SHOUTING!

When Yemi Alade started back then everyone was abusing her

I could remember someone even said her songs are "kpangolo" songs

See now, she don win Grammy!


God is Great oh!

#itiswell!

Minus two multiplied by minus two equals to positive four

If you know how to utilize fake news to your advantage, it can redeem your dead career

If you know what I mean Sha!

Minus two multiplied by minus two equals to positive four

If you know how to utilize fake news to your advantage, it can redeem you dead career

If you know what I mean Sha!

Is there any much difference between Atiku and Tinubu?


Anyone you vote among them, na after four years una eye go clear

That was how people were shouting "Sai baba" in 2015,

They have restored now to FACTORY SETTINGS!

I borrowed money from one of their loan apps like that and used the money to go fxck ashe.wo for brothel and flex my life

Weeks later I defaulted and didn't pay

Their guys and customer care started to call me
I didn't budge, I just removed my sim card and put another mtn line

After a month that I didn't pay, the guy started sending text messages to me at night. I didn't reply, I just deleted the messages and ignored them

There was one guy too that I owed money like that that always call, but when he see say this guy no even get time for him
He left me alone
Me wey no get shingbain to pay back.

I am not encouraging people not to be borrowing money and not pay oh

But the bad thing about those loan sharks is that they too ought to decipher when the person they are asking to repay will repay or is just wasting their time.
I borrowed N5000, and you have already used N3000 recharge card to call me, don't you read in-between the lines?

And another thing many people ought to decipher from those loan sharks are that if you can't repay all of their added interest just repay the exact amount that you borrowed and ignore all of their calls. When they too notice that you are not paying attention to them they will leave you be in peace

Like Soko Loan, I borrowed N5000 and they said I will repay N8409,, after all the cat and dog and Whatsapp message disgrace and bullshit higledy pigledy, I refunded them with N5100, and ignored the guy calling me everyday, I didn't even block his number and he doesn't even bother to call me anymore

Don't they too know that the economy is bad?

#Itiswell!

The irony of this topic is that many men actually prefer women with body counts than virgins or less promiscuous women

Some are of the beilef or idea that you will have to spend a lot of time and devotion to virgin girls unlike prostitu.tes and fxck them and move on without much commitment or attention greed.

Plot 12 olu osunkeye crescent gbagada industrial estate Ikeja Lagos







Let me be going to my a for apple work

Good morning Nairaland!

1.He will not fxck her
2. He will not talk if she sleeps around with other men
3. He will stay around and watch her everytime she is being fxcked by another man
4. He will not love another person except her
5. He will not shout on her or get angry in her front
6. He will always cook for everyone in the house.

I pray they won't go to Biafra on election day

Those who ought to vote for him left for B**fra!





It is well!

A certain school of thought opined that why Man does evil is that if you place and able bodied Man under sunlight , the light rays from the sun won't be able to pass through him 100%, some will be absorbed, some reflected and the rest will cast a SHADOW on the ground

And that was why God The Almighty had to put them through the test , trials and tribulations of this life to remove the light amongst them from the darkness.
You all know where they both will end up.
Angels were made from light, so they won't be tempted


My own opinion though

Don't break my head

Type your own

Listening to Olowo by Dj Spinall Ft Davido and Wande Coal


Happy independence day celebrations

Not supporting bad thing oh

But the paradox is that even if everything is fine and rosy it's in human nature to commit bad things like crime and or evil

For example, Adam and Eve ate the forbidden fruit whilst they were still inside paradise.

Why the girl will be blamed was because at the end of the day, no one will suffer the consequences of her actions save her

Like Emile Durkheim said crime is a part of the society and cannot be removed for her.

At a point when light is taken away, there is darkness everywhere, so also is evil, it's the absence of good, and when there is no more good in someone's soul, all that he or she does is evil


Fact check: Why do girls from rich family backgrounds still do runs and hook up or be sleeping around? Is it still for money?

It is well!

Devil wasn't able to catch Man until a Woman came out of his Body







Don't mind me


I am misogynistic

Ask yourself

People who didn't support wike, okorocha, amaechi, Dave umahi, frank nweke, Ben ayade

People who beat up Ike ekweremadu in Germany

Ask yourself

WILL THEY VOTE FOR PETER OBI?