MR DJ PLEASE PLAY ME


"WOLE" BY DJ XCLUSIVE FT DAVIDO








EVEN IF DAVIDO NO CARRY GRAMMY, HE FXCK CHIOMA BORN IFEANYI


THANK GOD FOR THE LITTLE HE GAVE YOU


#itiswell (if you quote me, if i ............ you!)

weaning



use pap, or baby food

some babies dont like baby food cos its cow milk


but maize pap or guinea corn pap will definitely work,

not all through the day,

just be interswitching with breast milk small small then the baby is no longer crying much for breast

then he/she will be used to the pap

just like the english french channel tunnel

if you like watch SAS RED NOTICE

collecting personal data from innocent people and selling it to private BIG TECH COMPANIES for money


to predict voting patterns, financial trends, and lots of other informations



EVEN IF GOD FORGIVE GOOGLE,


MANY PEOPLE CANT!

google was so bad worse and worst, that HELL herself spat it out!





the DEVIL, saw google and ran away!

#MAYGODSAVEUS!

i have learned recently over the years that the set of people who hate MEN the most are chronic toxic women,

they are bunch of do no goods who dont see any good in you save your weakness

if you wear suit, then go say you no wear socks,

if you get car then go say e no fine

their main issue is just BIGOTRY AND PURE HATRED!

Beebah2000:
the way I go discipline my son ehh....... e no go fit follow olosho sef talk less of marrying olosho.

AMEN!

dont throw away the baby with the bath water because you are angry


dont set your house on fire because the snake is long


BUHARI came and gone, unscathed


you dont like him, yes we heard,

but beheading is not the cure of headache

be pragmatic!

buhari will come and go!

i am very sure this op is not from NIGERIA



SHE IS AN ALIEN!

after eating stomach full


lay down and hold the penis cap

if you dont know penis cap its the red tip thats like a cone with hole in it where your urine and sperm comes out from

dont hold or force it

just smear a little oil or lube or petroleum jelly or vaseline on it, not all the shaft of the penis

i mean only the penis cap, start rubbing it gently, not forcefully

you cant spend fifteen minutes before it will swell and rise up


the penis cap is the climax and sexual arouse part for man, not the whole dic,k per se


if you are observant very well even most, porn actors before they start they will ensure their rod is erect before they put it inside the vagina

some use viagra but i wouldnt suggest that, because it has side effects

but the quoted above is the simple thing that they usually do

dont fxck on an empty stomach, its dangerous, if you dont drink, smoke or use drugs, its better you eat before sex,

because after the first second round, your head might be circummabulating in revolutions

even most parents start fxcking after meals, thats why heavy meals like eba, pounded yam or amala is served at dinner, its not for anything but for the vagina

some will even go buy suya or milk before MANCITY VS CHELSEA match

#MAYGODSAVEMYSOUL

Erectile dysfunction is much more of a mind set stuff rather than a disease as most people think it is



if the man discusses it sincerely like the op suggested, there is a very high chance this info gets leaked to the sisterhood, because we all know how very lousy women are with info

so that is why most men suffering trully from ed rather keep it to themselves and die in silence than face public persecution, torment and humiliation by the sisterhood, the sisterhood is getting stronger nowadays dont try them oh, or else you go die

one single rape allegation against you and you,will become the next baba ijesha

iam not a doctor but i will suggest


Buy fruits like garlic, watermelon, onions, dates, dried dates, coconut, bitter kola, and eat them

would have said viagra, or tramadol, but they get side effects both after prolonged use


water melon with the seeds will make you purge but is very very effective because it contains zinc in abundance


reduce sugar imtake


stop watching porn

i watch porn too but usually delete them after
stop masturbation, or at least reduce it

when fxcking keep your mind off ejaculation, think about you are doing something else on your mind, like riding bicycle or jumping up and down

practise kegel exercises, that is when you are urinating, before the urine finishes from your bladder, hold it off, dont allow everything to come out, it makes your prostrate stronger and have prolonged erection and last longer

train your mind not to ejaculate in two minutes, withdraw your p,enis as the sp,erm wants to come out then insert it back inside, this makes ejaculation prolonged and you last longer

the more you f,uck, the more you have experience,

the erogenous part for man is the p,enis cap, so even after ejaculating or after round one and you want to go for another round, there is no big deal about it, just hold the penis cap, and tincture it, i mean rub it till you feel pleasure, your rod will rise up again,

just make sure you have energy inside you, like food or drinks, some take alcohol or booze, but when you see say you are getting tired dont faint or collapse or die ontop toto

just withdraw, rest a little bit, eat or drink and continue

or tell her to sxck you or bl,owjob


even without eating i know guys who go five to ten rounds early in the mlrning on an empty stomach,

exercise too is important, do road work, weoght lifting or press up,

one of my uncles usually do weight lifting every day, girls always rush him,

exerciss make the muscles tighter and firmer

also dont start sex by inserting your pe,nis, romance her, kiss her or handle her breasts first before you enter the place

she might have even,been wet already

many women get wet when thry see a tall guy, a well dressedd guy or a cute guy,

they will have become charmed even having kids with him in their minds

also dont have themind of doing all the f,xcking, let the lady too f,xck you, let her climb you cowgirl style, lay on the bed and tell her to get ontop of you

tell her to position for doggy

wheelbarrow, style, missionary style, sixty nine style and so on,

dont do all the work, sex is not punishment na enjoyment,

never allow your woman lay like a log of wood and you be panthing like a monkey,

give her head or if you cant finger her, she will become wet and you will fxck her easily,

last last, when you see she has more libido or sexual energy than you, just fxxk and run comot,

when you dey hear FASTER, FASTER, HARDER, HARDER, OGA YOU ARE GOING BE THAT

HE WHO FIGHT/FXCKS AND RUN LIVES TO FIGHT/FXCK ANOTHER DAY

rich men spends less time ontop women matter,

#peace

the witch that jazz ARSENAL don die


then need to do deliverance for the whole club itself,

demolish the stadium, rebuild it, repaint it and rebrand it with another BLESSED NAME


EVILL SPIRITS ARE FOLLOWING THAT NAME "ASS- ANAL"


#ITISWELL!


dont mind me i just dey joke

#upgunners! lol!

reminds me of one nairaland moniker



#hungerbad!



#itiswell!

if some people destiny na AFRICAN animal, then must surely KILL AND CHOP AM









#SAYNOTOILLICITHUNTING

#SAYNOTOKILLANDCHOP

DEAR SNAKE


THEY TOLD YOU NOT TO COME TO AFRICA, YOU NO GREE,

THEY TOLD YOU WE ARE WICKED IN AFRICA

YOU NO GREE


NOW SEE YA SELF NOW

EHN!

before tomato turned to stew


plenty fire don heat am




OMO IYAWO ANOBI


KUDOS!

if she breaks your heart

you are at fault


if you break her heart


you are still at fault


welcome to womens world

dont even bother yourself about women


they tell you no whilst you are poor and when you get rich


they smile and romance you


flee from women!

GANDUJE

THE EMPEROR GOVERNOR who toppled a king

some said his dollar babariga video was a hoax

both him and kwankwaso whats the difference?

but some said people liked the latter the more

kwankwaso is crying like a baby now

may be his bom bom is on fire

chai politics no easy at all

KANO STATE GOVT should do the needful about his pensions

what goes around comes around

TELL GANDOLLAR, AH SORRY GANDUJE ABOUT KARMA!

#itiswell!

what about LESBIANS?

WHO SEX HELP?

apart from sex


is there any other thing to expect from NIGERIAN women?

thank GOD i dont even use glo

crime is an important part of the society


you cant remove crime from the society

you can only reduce its level

one european country pays its citizen not to commit crime


saudi has the lowest gun violence

so nigerian govt has to change their approach in crime fighting

anyone carrying laptop is a yahoo boy

police collecting 100 naira at checkpoint instead of checking whats inside the boot if its human head or guns

when was the salary of policemen increased last?

why wont they be harrassing people on yhe road?

senators are milking fat in abuja collecting millions monthly, stealing and efcc cant do anything about it, save chasing YAHOO BOYS AROUND

#ITISWELL

we dont have kind people as women in NIGERIA


all we have are wicked people and monsters

conflicting topic

if there is no money there is no love from modern day w
woman so guys dont waste there time any more, all they do is look for money, and avoid trouble at all costs


AS FOR LOVE, I CHECKED IT INSIDE MY OXFORD DICTIONARY AND I COULDNT FIND IT THERE

mr dj please play me kilomi kilomimi kilomiteeeeeeeeeers

lol

RIP SOUNDSULTAN


ONE DAY BUSHMEAT GO CATCH THE HUNTER


RIP LEGEND

ALL YOU SAID ARE NOW HAPPENING

wurabecca:
Is evacuation the best approach?

Is there still ministry of defence in this country?

Why is everyone acting as if this is normal?

These people's education are on hold, we can't just continue like this, why is everyone in power acting normal..where is the governor of Jos, the police stations and army barack in Jo's are on strike?

Nobody is resigning, nobody is getting fired and we are all calm and collected.

Is there still opposition party in Nigeria?
So many questions

OH BOY

YOU LOVE NIGERIA SO MUCH OH

IS NIGERIA YOUR WIFE?

i dont blame guys who go no more to school

because school is just a waste of time


63334 is just a waste of time


the sixteen years if you use am hustle, if na house, car, or wife you for don get tey tey

na hand work dey reign now

to solve a crime just follow the money


fans have been crying since all these yeara but the big issue is where is the money going to?

they have the highest ticket in london but always loose everyday

their management is milking fat and smiling to the bank everyday


monkey dey work baboon dey chop

modern day corruption

as for lukaku he is just annoyed, everyone has a price at which they break or compromise, when motivated they u turn

IF YOU LIKE DONT BEAT US ONLY, REMOVE THE STANDS, ARSENAL STILL REMAINS, UP GUNNERS!

#goodmorningNAIRALAND
#GUNNERS4LIFE