People wey dey go shop on Sunday!

If you ask them, oga you no go church? The kind look wey then go look you ehn

E go be like blood go dry for your body!

You wan make ibo man leave shop go vote?




Are you?

Are you_ _ _ _ _?

Are you a bombosticbattabratatattatatata?


Lol!

Tiwa go be like

"My to.to sweet oya come fxck
Promo self dey for you"

Clito.currency always sells

No, not me, other viewers or social media users going forward.

I am not talking about me

Among the most manipulated tools of government or getting into power, top five is THE MEDIA,

they tell you what they want or what you want to hear

You will see LAI MOHAMMED shouting fake news, fake news everyday

Then don start be that!

The moment you realize that opinions on Twitter have no effect on who is going to win the election or become the next president the better things will be

Too much middle men

Most times if you buy airtime directly from your bank account it's one mtn phone number that they will use to load your account

That is the major problem, many of those franchise guys just use mtn logo or brand to collect money from people , but alot of those funds aren't remmited to mtn

They are just like nepa and fg. Hiding under mask to rob us

But I don't blame them MTN TOO NA "GRANDPA OF THIEVES"!

Iyawo wizkid

Why you no do baby mama for BIGWIZ?

I could remember poco.hantas or is it poco.hantos that does give away for people,

Don't get it twisted there are rich generous girls on Nairaland oh,

But only if you get lxcky with them and don't fall for a scammer

Out of ten people on Nairaland, 9.999999999 are scammers

Even I know one of my former neighbour who is very generous and she uses Nairaland

What is your account number or phone number for anyone that wants to help or contact you?

If you want to be taken serious, you need to present yourself seriously!

Bunch of scammers especially that guy called RANK FEDENO ,ah sorry FRANK EDOHO

They will be giving people millions and everybody in Nigeria nowadays have turned to YahooYahoo and Olosho?


ARRANGEE ARRANGEE PROGRAM

scamming scammers!

How many people do you know that have won millions from that program?

Smart snake


It knew saw we go chop am

E no gree come NIGERIA


Snake self get sense these days!

Many women are sex starved but they are afraid to say it so men won't be calling them pro.stitutes

Clito.currency

Op oya what adjective will you use to qualify women walking naked on the streets? Ehn?

Who wan chop beating

Abeg no mind them
They will be going to shop on the day of election

Baba ogunde sang: Roonu oo! Yoruba Roonu oo!

How many underage voters do you have in your region?

How many people migrate from niger and Sudan to come and vote in your region?

How many wives do your men marry?

How many children do your give birth to?
How many almajiri children do you have in your state?
Currently , above 15 million almajiri children are roaming the streets of the north, how many do you have in your state

One man sells watermelon in Kano and he has four wives with kids. How many wives and kids do an average man in your state has?


Am not supporting the above but, even from INFANCY, THE BABY ELEPHANT IS BIGGER THAN AN ADULT GOAT!

It is well!

We?
I can't say anything about we but lemme speak for myself. As far as Nigeria is concerned she isn't ready for more women in politics


Thirty six states in Nigeria, nineteen are Northern states, that's more than half, if you include the fct, which by God's grace happened to fall within the north central,

Ask yourself do women go out in the north? Do they buy and sell in the markets? Even a toddler know the answer to that!
Fast forward to 2022, how many women have N100 million naira to buy form for election or declaration of interest

You made a very good point but current Nigerian politics is not made for women at all at all!

It is well!

The man will be saying: BABY WHY DO YOU WANT TO DENY ME? DONT YOU KNOW THAT DANGOTE IS MY UNCLE?

Trouble sleep yanga go wake am

Why didn't you too tell her that you are a Yahoo boy?

And na one guy dey chop all these fine ba.bes like this


Life no balance oh!

Happy fathers day

Buhari should come and learn how to be stingy from this man


If this man become president, chai YAWA GO DEY

Let the boy stay with you in your room and the girl stay with her mum in her room, that way there won't be any hanky panky

The third room , decorate it and use it for library or any other useful something or store

Vagi.na people

Don't believe everything you see on camera


Those who do make up or costumes for women or for film productions know better

Set a goal

And work towards achieving it

May be building a house

Getting a well paid job

Or marrying the girl you love

Or travelling abroad

And map out plans towards achieving the goal

Join a group

Stop staying alone

May be a football club or church choir

It doesn't matter whether you fail or succeed

If you fail just learn from your mistakes and move on

And many will be dying to have se.x with her