₦airaland Forum

They said life no balance

You dey argue

This woman is alive and PEAK MILK is selling a tin for N380?

Corruption is oxygen in Nigeria


Live or die



That's your own choice!

Don't point fingers, Read John 8:7!

Let's assume he successfully killed the other man, he will go to jail or be killed and the wife continue to sleep around as usual.


So why is he cranky?

Be bo-bo-ing yourself


South west is the largest income earner in Nigeria after crude oil

You have placed your south east under lock and key pretending you are fighting federal govt. Nonsense

Fact check : it's Yoruba and Hausa/ Fulani that have ruled Nigeria most, and everyone knows

Obasanjo did 4years military, 8 years democracy , bring anyone from your region to beat that. Even the just announced June 12 was pioneered by a Yoruba man. What do you guys contribute or bring to the table except going to Biafra?

Pathetic!

Tinubu worked with Northern guys and gave them power for 8years, whether they reciprocate and vote back for him, that's his own headache, but what were you guys doing during all those period, you were voting for opposition party, then when governance starts you will be crying marginalisation,

How many of you guys will vote for peter obi who is even your blood?

Many of them will hid inside their houses or be going to shop on Sunday saying nothing concerns me about Nigeria, saying Nigeria is a failed state, a zoo, forgetting that he who leaves his problems for farm will come back home and meet it where he left it.


Most of the backbone of Buhari s cabinet are Yoruba, Lai Muhammed, Aregbesola, Femi Adeshina, etc even his vice president is Yoruba,

If you want to lead, learn how to follow
Now lemme ask you when last did your region produced the President?

It is well!

It's a lie

If you sleep with women constantly your dixxk would grow in size even without taking any drugs for enlargement or doing any surgery


If you abtain from sex for a very long time your dixxk would shrink in size


#itiswell!

Zazu!

Zeh!

#ItIsWell!

Ah ah oga let us be plenty in Nigeria now!

Biafrans how market?


How is the vex?


Lol



#itiswell!

It's very risky keeping money at home nowadays because many people did home early morning money rituals if you usually keep money a home it is very likely they get missing


My own opinion Sha!


#itiswell!

It took me alot of time before I knew Russia wasn't even at fault in the current Russia Ukraine war!




#itiswell!

Your wealth is affected by your spouse

If you have not married and you are poor they will usually advice young guys to get married because what God usually does is that He will transfer the wife and children's wealth to the husband s head if he is the one providing for the house

However if the man usually sleeps around, that means he is sharing his wealth for women all around. That is why men who are very prolific in adultery and fornication are usually poor or end up poor at the end of the day.


Even women too who love sex also end up poor at the end of the day because even if she inherits from a rich husband and kills him, she will be using the wealth to lure poor guys who are good on bed to come and fxck her and at the end she will end up poor


Best thing is to stay faithful to one partner


Oyinbo tell you say make you put fuel inside the fuel tank, you poured urine insideand say your car is not working.

God wey create you say make you no do something you say you go do am. If anything happens, don't shout o!


#itiswell!

Oba ti waja!

Oh boy!

Oya open leg now! Laatan joor!




#itiswell!

If I die


Make you no cry for me



Ejen sinmi

Ejo kejen mi


#RIPTOTHEONEANDONLYMIOSOFUNYINENTERNAINER!



#ITISWELL!

Dial *131*200#


If you want to reset your MTN data settings and start using your credit to browse the internet, you just need to dial *131*200#.

When you don't want to use your airtime credit to browse the internet simply dial *131*201# to start using your internet data again.

Keeping mute and quiet too much too like Buhari is a sign of stupidity!







#itiswell!

I can't shout this morning




Please don't break my coconut head

Just type your own abegi


#itiswell!

So if a trailer is coming, Mr X should just accept his fate and not run away from the road?


So they should just sit in their houses and don't do anything?


So God will come from heaven and fight for them?




We have freewill to make the right choices and right decisions of our life!

How we make use of those choices is left to us!

Remember politicians didn't disappear themselves into office or into power, they got voted in there!


It's not ghosts and spirits that destroyed Nigeria, it's we Nigerians that destroyed Nigeria!

DONT BREAK MY HEAD, TYPE YOUR OWN!

#ITISWELL!

My girlfriend or Our Girlfriend?






#Itiswell!

Let me just stay inside my house jejely and be drinking my garri in peace


At least I won't pay any money for staying inised my room!


#ItIsWell!

Lagos is their papa house

They used their Papa's money to build Lagos



Lol!



#itiswell!

I dey ontop my rubber mat, inside my face me I chook you


NEPA don't carry our light

We dey drink borehole water
ASUU is on strike since 1910

Rain don wash our main road away
Mosquitoes dey bite us and we dey take antimalarial like oxygen everyday


We dey inside our room

Come and beat us!

#ItIsWell!

Waiting for MYNDFOURTYFOUR to come with his stamp!


#itiswell!

Dr Zeh!

Mrs Zeh!

And Zeh!





Don't break my head

Type your own!

Mr Dj pls play me Zazu By ZEH!

#itiswell!

That was what they were discussing on tvc this morning


All of them were just shouting N100m!, N100m!


I was just laughing!

Welcome to Nigeria!


#ItIsWell!