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Oh my God!

That was exactly what HELL RUFAI did in Abuja

Later they will say they are burning inec office.

When governance starts, whether Atiku or Tinubu OR Obidients, una eye go clear

Give him "IIIIGBO AND SHAYOO!

This guy go get plenty enemies oh

Drink plenty water after sex and your bum bum will increase

Na pa pa water dey inside

MAA DO E PA!

Eat tiger nuts, your a name Aya, water melon with seeds, dates, coconut, banana, gorontula, English name snot apple,

Reduce sugar intake or alcohol intake

Do kegel exercise, meaning when urine wants to come out, hold it for minutes before it comes. This will reduce premature ejaculation

Let him do morning exercise like push up, or if he can't, let him do skipping rope or if he can't, let him do road work or of he can't let him lift a weight, if he doesn't see any heavy object, just fill two ten litres gallon and be lifting them with both hands in the morning

Also before you start fxcking your babe, don't enter on the first minute, do for.eplay for her, romance, kiss and cuddle her, lick her cl.it , sxck her nipples and handle her breasts
Make her wet before you enter. Sex is not wahala na enjoyment

You better quickly block your account

Or transfer all the money inside to another account and notify your bank

Na yahoo yahoo guys be that

When Buhari said Nigerian youths are lazy, he was right

Did Ronaldo score?

I was to resume a new job in 2020, a week to resumption I went to a bro.thel to knac.k

When I got to the job, they said they have given it to another person
Prosti.tutes and some ladies carry alot of badluck, especially if your chi is not compatible with their own
Some ladies if you fxck them, you will be getting favours and gifts from people, while some ladies if you start relationship with them, shingbain you no go get.
Especially prostitut.es or ladies that go to babalawo or wear waist beads or shinning neck chain or leg chains. Many of them are using guys glory to renew their own. And some guys drop their condom filled with sperm for the asha.wo for brot.hel, chai many of those ladies sell those condom filled sperms to their clients
Any lady you see that like to be hugging you or kissing you unnecessarily without you asking her for it. Beware of them

But I hear say na Israel dey produce Nokia

Don't know if na true Sha?

If you have watched NO TIME TO DIE

the phone that Daniel Craig used there was also Nokia

Make he lend Buhari the money


Mumu man, when he die na only him Baba God go dey ask question inside grave!

Use condom

I laugh in Japanese

Shebi some said there was low turnout at the APC osun rally abi?

Let's see what will happen to PETER OBI on the day of elections

Some will go to their shops, some will go church and the remaining people will go to BIAFRA!

Buju singing KILOMETRE:

WHEN I SEE TINUBU, MONSHA KILOMETERS

I DON COME RALLY, EJO OWOMIDA?

One day I go knac.k for brot.hel, wetin dey pain me be say as I dey put my d.ick , e just dey comot back

And she has already positioned for me for doggy, I now looked at her when she rose up and saw that she was taller than me

Omo I no fit cry that day ehn, no be the money dey pain me , but the wasted energy and time.

I just use shyness comot for the place
The girl too noticed and just bade me bye bye.

Guys which style is the best for ladies taller than the guy?

Some even said US is now in recession

I don't know if it is true Sha

Omo this RUSSIA/UKRAINE no be moi moi

They told you to fear MR PUTIN, you no hear



How much is bread now?

Eedris Abdulkareem where are you?

After spending "God knows" hours inside Lagos traffic



You are now disturbing us


Are a bombosticbattabratatattatatata?

Na by force to believe in God?

Even Almighty God gave Man freewill and choice


There is no compulsion in religion/worship

Hope he won't carry Stretcher come on the day of election?

Law of power: Don't rely on anyone, without them move on

There was a day my former boss had an issue with his PA,

Headtedly he told him and I have kept this line in a safe place in my head: With you or without you, Mr X ( he mentioned his name) I am moving on.
Then his PA begged him and they later reconciled

Tiwa was having issues but even after Wizkid, She still moved on
Now she is Ambassador for Tecno Phones


I give it to her Management

When devil saw some people, devil became a student

Yes if you have money, ladies will toast you

Na by force to stay for Lagos?

No be you go carry house for Lagos Island?

Then no tell you say Lagos is surrounded by water?

Some even said that Lagos is a sinking city

Welcome to Lagos

Hope they won't do SIT AT HOME on the day of election

Lol

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