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Didn't he read our National Anthem?

To serve Nigeria with all my strength!

He never know anything!

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Glory be to God


With one stick/rod, a Cattle rearer controls all the cattle



You are asking what is stick/rod, what is cattle?

Your mind is dirty!


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All Shatta Needs Is Just One Mic!







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Minister of Enjoyment

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Ooti Zeh!

0 1 4 6 1 . 9 6. . 9 7 0 union

There is a very THIN LINE between science and magic!


And modern sci fi films don't distinguish anymore between those two


They even try to justify them whilst still calling it fiction or film trick

But don't believe everything you watch on the TV

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Like for BADDO!

Share for DON BABA J!

You want to come to Kano and beat us for our home?


Are you _________?

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Ah sorry sir, I am not a mind reader



Na BABA GOD Sabi wetin we dey think for our minds!

Tow tow,

Fine name

If you are thinking bad thing




Wear nose masks for your mind and use sanitizers to clean your hearts



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Don't blame the super chickens

They want to WARM UP!



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Last last tell him to give you his condom filled semen so you can do invitro fertilisation


Last last you will be collecting N2m everymonth as him baby mama!


And you will be posting jealous posts about 2BABA 'S extended family every week and when you need to pay bills!



Aren't men women's gold mines?



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So you are not selling NNPC again?

You don't know Hausa guys, they won't vote for neither of them where an Hausa guy is around!



Even if you put an Hausa goat on the ground, Hausa guys will select him before another non Hausa candidate

And to spoil the fun, Osinbajo is a Christian, they Northerners will only vote for a Muslim Hausa President. Even Tinubu has more edge to rake more votes because he is a Muslim compared to Osinbajo!

Moreover Tinubu himself still needs a strong Muslim candidate from one of the strong North West region like either Kaduna or Kano for him to sweep those bulk votes. And as things are panning out, it's very likely he will choose Kano, he who wins Kano, has won almost half of the North.


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Simple issue

They should install CCTV Around the mosque and entrance road


Also how couldn't a popular public social event like Friday mosque don't have security guards


The guards will pray their own when everyone finish their prayers.



Or am I from Mars?

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Did they come from heaven?


Or are they ghosts and spirits?


Nonsense!
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Could remember how Wesley Snipes fxxked this woman for that American Movie back then


Her name in that movie was Officer Santiago


I have forgotten the title of the movie!


Women, they fxck and thrive!
Men, they fxck and rot!


She is very very creative and hard-working though! And a very very good musiccian too!

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Oyinbo man made motor say make you dey pour engine oil, petrol and water inside

You no gree, you go buy salt, acid and Coca-Cola, you dey pour them Inside respectively and you are now complaining to the mechanic say the car is faulty?




ALMIGHTY GOD wey create you tell you say make you no do something, you say you go do am, God no know wetin Him dey talk?



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In my street where I live presently, there is one girl selling groceries Ina shop

Everytime I pass by she always stare at me
So I concluded to give her a chance. I went to the shop and asked for some things to buy. It was detergent and MTN recharge card that I wanted to buy.

After all the hullabaloo and brouhaha, I left the shop. Luckily for me that day, her mum wasn't at the shop with her.
Later as I was passing by I overhead her discussing with her mum that "Me! Over my dead body, how am I going to marry that guy?!"
" its not possible!"
I was just like "wow"

So because I went to buy soap to wash my clothes and call card to call my olo.sho, this store receptionist is thinking I want to ba.ng her?

I was just laughing!

Her and her mum were very very aggressive attitudinaly that any small fuel they will catch fire!

I just ignored them and moved on


So what I am saying in essence is that girls will always admire cool guys but will deny it when in their comfort zone or in their sisterhood.

Had I been riding Range Rover or Mercedes 4matic, she wouldn't think twice before removing her pants for me!



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They too are someone's sister, daughter , mothers and families too


Can you allow another man to do what you intended to your sister? Mother? Or daughter?




Love your neighbour as yourself!


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Cat is back!


Rats should flee naturally!

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Ubunja




Snakie




Obontami



Lukui


Martinez39s


Dominique


!( Guy who doesn't care whether you like or hate him!)

Omihanifa


Mynd44 (he can ban you even if you are dead!)

LALASTICLALA!( If snakes see him, they will run away!)

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Nothing bad with having sexual urge or feeling the youthful exuberance

But just try to control yourself at this stage because how you molf your life will determine how you will grow up and continue living your adult life

If you can't control it
Get some money like N1000 or N2000 and visit a broth.el tell the prost.titute that it's your first time that she should teach you how to fxck or she should fxck you very well.

But it's best if you can learn how to abstain because ABSTAINANCE from sex is even harder than sleeping with a woman
Many married men go five six months without sleeping with their wives. Especially when she is pregnant, in labour, about to deliver, just delivered, or just breast feeding!

Why visiting bro.thel was suggested was to prevent op from raping small small girls in the area.
After seeing to.to for like two three or four times. Op should be able to discipline himself and learn withdrawal.

Some religions preach fasting for young blooded men to reduce their urge


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dont be deceived, hell is badder and worse than what most think, they will ask hell, ART THOU, FILLED, SATISFIED?, it will reply, ARE THERE MORE TO COME?,


Some scholars said , later GOD himself will place His feet on it


so dont be deceived, i know people are committing unspeakable and despicable sins, but that doesnt mean one should encourage them the more or they shouldnt seek for forgiveness

if your sins are as big as heaven and earth, if you seek forgiveness, GOD will forgive you ,

even if GOVT punish you for this life, or if they put you inside prison, shey you no go know how e dey talkless of ALMIGHTY GOD

OUR world fire is just one out of seventy of the hell fire,

i was reading online and saw one cable stealer electrocuted to death on the spot, that one na just electricity o not to talk of hell


RATHER TELL PEOPLE TO REPENT AND STOP SINNING

than for you to say hell is filled up or doesnt exist,,

dont be deceived, because there is injustice or widepread evil doesnt mean hell is filled up or there is no hell


HELL ISNT FILLED UPAND IT EXISTS AND IS NOT WHAT MOST PEOPLE THINK


MAY GOD SAVE US FROM IT!

nice one





conversely


if na black man then go ban am say e no good

but if na white man everybody go shout HALLELUYAH

But do we blacks even love our selves?


MY SMALL FIFTY KOBO!

TO ALL IPHONE USERS


















































NTOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOR!



COME AND BEAT ME I AM INSIDE MY ROOM!

irony of life



we lock and padlock women at home and send men to face terrorists and boko haram


when they come back home

they will be easily killed by women


ELEPHANT HUNTER AND HUMAN BEING HUNTER,

WHO BAD PASS?

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please check that lady if she has boobs and yansh


i dey suspect if she no be man o


or rema na gay?