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Romance / Re: The Knack That Hunted Me For Years.. by Bbqekpa: 6:21am On Nov 18, 2021
Crossroad1:
Told her I couldn't get a woman pregnant as my doctor once told me I have watery sperm..
It was a lot of wahala going back and forth.
There was a day she vowed never to leave my door mouth and while I was trying to push her away so I could close my door, she held onto my john Thomas and that idiot is so sensitive to touch of a woman. So we end up dragging each other inside as she won't let go and we end up knacking from evening till morning.. She has this irresistible body...
So we talked about the pregnancy and I told her it wasn't for me..
She said I should give her money to abort it and I told her can't give her money to kill a foetus as I wasn't even the owner in the first place..
She left angrily and told me I will regret it..
True to her threat, me wey dey good standing before, my gp come dey shake..
I was relieved off my class rep title and I started having series of problem and night mare.. When it was becoming unbearable, I went to church, being a white garment person..
Na from church dem tell me say I Don knack agbako..
I went to where she was staying and learnt she left for Akwa ibom already..
She called me during one night like that and I was hearing alot of voices, like occultic voices and she keep repeating the "you go suffer words"...
Have actually been to Akwa ibom twice..
The first time was to go see her and seek for forgiveness cos I really suffer back then in school, I was even almost rusticated..
If some people could remember vividly the time Oloyede expelled some final year engineering students he tagged cultists for reading at the back of ELT back then, it was immediately I left them after a brief explanation one of them did for me that the incident happened..
Omo mhen, my eyes see pepper no be small..
She wasn't actually pregnant but she wanted us to be an issue back then which I know will distract my education..

When I went for service, I no Sabi as I take jam am one time for market.. She saw me and dodge and she end up trailing me to my apartment..
It was 3yrs + after and she now made alot od sense.. Full option everything but knowing what I went through, I bind and cast her ni..
She even told me not to worry that she won't get pregnant that I have nothing to be afraid of...
I no gree o.
Each time I remember this story, I come dey fear women like mad but no way no way, all die na still die as we no get option than to yansh them but this time with serious caution

Bros some Toto get teeth
Romance / Re: Tech Guy Gets Called Out For Preying On Scholarship Applicants by Bbqekpa: 6:12am On Nov 18, 2021
AoifeNightfall:
I'M SO ASHAMED OF NIGERIAN MEN RIGHT NOW!!!!

It doesn't even surprise me. Nigerian men are the most morally bankrupt idiots I've ever seen.

Especially your father.
Politics / Re: EndSARS Report: Address Abuses, Grievances Of Victims, Their Families — US, UN by Bbqekpa: 5:55am On Nov 17, 2021
Make US & UN getat.
So those Mofos where awaiting the panel's findings? Joke of the year

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Family / Re: Experience Of A Woman Who Was Richer Than Her Husband by Bbqekpa: 5:54am On Nov 17, 2021
Seun:
The main problem was that she didn't give him money. Why would you marry a guy if you dont trust him with money?

What she called emotional and verbal abuse sounds like they were fighting but she wanted to make herself the sole victim. The husband should have handled it better. He is not entitled to her money. But I think the lady contributed more to the failure of her marriage than she realizes.

She speaks of trying to get him to aspire higher which means she was not satisfied with his professional and financial status. So why marry him if his level was not high enough for you? She could have just given him money from time to time like most men who are richer than their wives tend to do.


Lols! Bulls eye
Travel / Re: Five Longest Rivers In Africa (Facts And Pictures) by Bbqekpa: 9:04pm On Nov 16, 2021
Miracood2:
Back then in the days.. nursery School sweet jhoor

Some rivers in Africa are...

9 Niger... Benue... Congo... Orezi... Hippo... Zambezi

Rhymes from my nursery days..

Spell checkers pls do the needful

Nile Niger...
Crime / Re: Chidinma Ojukwu Arrives Court Today Looking All Fresh (Photos) by Bbqekpa: 6:12pm On Nov 16, 2021
Wick3:
She's quite tall. My love for tall girls though...

She walks graciously as well. Maybe this was what the billionaire was crazy about, cos facially? She's just average.

But I seriously don't know why they are treating this girl like this...

Why must she be on handcuffs? she only murdered someone. It's not that serious.

If na u b d judge she don walk o
Travel / Re: Deportees How Did You Blend Into The Society? by Bbqekpa: 5:45pm On Nov 16, 2021
Joysticks:
Selling properties and travel abroad for a greener pasture is the greatest mistake you will ever make.
Illegal or legal African immigrants hardly get a well paid job.They end up sweeping the streets washing plates and doing terrible jobs that they cannot do in Nigeria.

Talk wetin you know baba

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Romance / Re: This Is How My Househelp Clean The House Since My Wife Travelled – Man Shares Ex by Bbqekpa: 3:36pm On Nov 16, 2021
Disgusting. Some men sef
Education / Re: OOU Graduate Builds Sports Car For Himself (Photos, Video) by Bbqekpa: 3:35pm On Nov 16, 2021
He tried but that gallon is just so wrong. Looks like a ticking time bomb

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Should I Go For A Job Of 150k In Epe L.G.A by Bbqekpa: 1:29pm On Nov 16, 2021
Rush the epe job bro.
Country hard undecided

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Education / Re: Chiwetalu Charity, Physically-Challenged ESUT Female Student Narrates Ordeal by Bbqekpa: 1:24pm On Nov 16, 2021
So na man be her problem abi undecided
Food / Re: Be Honest, Can You Eat This Yam With 5 Toes? (Photo) by Bbqekpa: 1:23pm On Nov 16, 2021
I go start with d toes
Health / Re: Antibiotics After Sex by Bbqekpa: 8:11am On Nov 16, 2021
This one Don go cum e destiny away grin

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Celebrities / Re: New Photos Of Olakunle Churchill's Son, King Churchill by Bbqekpa: 7:57am On Nov 16, 2021
DaddyRochie1642:
I just love the way this Churchill man is focused on his family and his child.

Tonto Dike thought she could pull this man down by those rubbish she was doing thinking she was tarnishing his image.

The say he who laughs last laughs best.

Mr Churchill, you have a Fan over here.

Make that 2 fans
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: How To Work For An International Company From Home (remotely), N450,000/month. by Bbqekpa: 8:43pm On Nov 15, 2021
TnoMai:


Hello, thanks!

1) Depends on the job you find, some entry-level jobs don't require a university degree, some do. So you have to find what works for you using those sites. I'll be posting jobs that I find which don't have strong requirements, every few days.

2) For most entry-level jobs, that's perfectly fine.

3) I wouldn't recommend doing remote work with a phone (android or iOS) as stated on the site. Most jobs require you to have a lap.

P.S - no need to call me sir, I'm 29 lol

What's the site.i can't find it on your post bro
Family / Re: Her Parents Sponsored Our Wedding, Should I Be Worried. by Bbqekpa: 8:49pm On Nov 14, 2021
madridguy:
My brother, if God send you helper person no dey show muscle again.
You're lucky to have a supportive in-law.

Happy married life.

He's an ingrate

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Religion / Re: The Dangers Of Being A Prostitute In This Day And Age (Photos) by Bbqekpa: 8:58am On Nov 14, 2021
Omo, that guy sef wan knack with crutches

The ass on that chick tho.
Sorry pastor
Forgive me Lord

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Celebrities / Re: 2Face Shares Cryptic Post As Pero Adeniyi Files N500m Lawsuit Against Wife Annie by Bbqekpa: 6:59am On Nov 14, 2021
chatinent:
Nobody holy pass you don born children pass Abraham...and still on active service. Always justifying his promiscuity with nonsensical quotes because his fans will find no wrong with him.

Tips: Not because a quote agrees with your opinion does it mean it is right...you and the author fit normal normal dey stupid too.

Every time na fornication problem we go dey hear about you.

Carry your four corner head getat abeg.

You no lie atall
the man na idiota

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Properties / Re: Femi Osibona: Lagos Building Collapse Echoes In Ikenne, Ogun State by Bbqekpa: 6:53am On Nov 14, 2021
What a loss
Agriculture / Re: The Puff Adder My Workers Killed On My Yam Farm (Pictures) by Bbqekpa: 6:52pm On Nov 13, 2021
TheWolfen:
Another banger grin
If this snake doest make it to front page I will eat my head grin

Oliver twist nai person talk this
Agriculture / Re: The Puff Adder My Workers Killed On My Yam Farm (Pictures) by Bbqekpa: 6:52pm On Nov 13, 2021
TheWolfen:
Another banger grin
If this snake doest make it to front page I will eat my head grin

Oliver twist abi

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Sports / Re: Okocha: I Didn’t Do My Research Before Joining Bolton Wanderers From PSG by Bbqekpa: 6:47am On Nov 13, 2021
Samunique:
The man who never played for money but but pleasure.


You don't know Okocha. He only played for money.

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Npower: Payment Is Not Tribalistic Nor Selective by Bbqekpa: 12:32pm On Nov 12, 2021
W
Celebrities / Re: Neymar Shows Off His ₦10bn Mercedes Helicopter & New Batman Haircut by Bbqekpa: 11:08am On Nov 11, 2021
gasparpisciotta:
Overrated
Overhyped
Overpaid
Underperforming

Clear case of talent is not enough
Crime / Re: Police Arrest Serial ATM Fraudster In Delta by Bbqekpa: 1:02pm On Nov 10, 2021
slawormiir:
Damnnn niggarrrr
Nigerians

First bank cards way dey that table many

He just dey obvious say na old people na im this guy dey take advantage of


Una colleague
Business / Re: Someone Is Pilfering My Bank Account by Bbqekpa: 12:59pm On Nov 10, 2021
recievesense:


They do cos i used to be one.

KO!
Sports / Re: Rio Ferdinand Names Virgil van Dijk Best Centre-Back In The World by Bbqekpa: 12:53pm On Nov 10, 2021
PlayMaker14:
Trust the English Media to always hype most of their below average players.

Harry Maguire is not worth £23mil, but because Liverpool got Virgil Van Dijk, a non British player for £75mil, they decided to make the below average Maguire the world most expensive defender by getting him for a whopping £80mil.


We all know the price tag they slapped on Andy Carroll and Rickie Lambert.

Andy caroll na worse pass grin
Even me believe the hype
Education / Re: Nigerian Student Shows The Bottle Of Wine His Lecturer Gifted His Team In France by Bbqekpa: 7:56am On Nov 10, 2021
I dey com join una 2022

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