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Travel / Re: Mistaken Of Identification by Bbqekpa: 2:58pm On Oct 07, 2021
1stGenAmerican:



I remember your case. You were given more than twice the jail sentence of El Chapo.

This happened while you were on a tourist visa, right?

Wetin e do
Foreign Affairs / Re: Russia ‘shoots Down 50 Planes And Missiles’ During Massive War Games(Pix, Video) by Bbqekpa: 2:08pm On Oct 07, 2021
Putin & intimidation shar
E no get who fight no dey tire o
Politics / Re: Usuman Baba Brings Back SARS, Releases New Terms And Conditions - SR by Bbqekpa: 2:01pm On Oct 07, 2021
numericalguy:
Great

All the people against SARS are mostly criminals



People like you are the real reason the country would never move forward. Shame on you

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Politics / Re: Usuman Baba Brings Back SARS, Releases New Terms And Conditions - SR by Bbqekpa: 1:59pm On Oct 07, 2021
Goat republic
Lol
Career / Re: How Much Will It Cost To Start A Music Career In Nigeria by Bbqekpa: 9:45am On Oct 07, 2021
Ask Airforce1. He started with 7500 and he got tracks to his name grin

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Celebrities / Re: Saga And Nini Shippers Surprise Them With Lot Of Gifts (Video) by Bbqekpa: 9:42am On Oct 07, 2021
The damned show is over
Can we move on already
Abi Seun never reach he abeg naira number of front page update the organisers paid for?



By the way, Slawomiir hope no be ritual you dey do? Cos day and night you dey nairaland.
When you take dey bomb??

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TV/Movies / Re: Why BBNaija Organizers Blacklisted Efe After He Won by Bbqekpa: 9:40am On Oct 07, 2021
sweerychick:
What do you expect from a warri Boy, so proud and full of themselves, I remember back in school when one of them tried dating me. Each time he visits me he would be so bossy and demanding. They would want you to sleep with them after a plate of indomie and egg undecided..
Not all of them are like that though..

Did he or did he not Bleep you? Answer

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Romance / Re: If U Were Born In The 1980's, Then U Are Most Likely Guilty Of This Naughtiness by Bbqekpa: 9:37am On Oct 07, 2021
IRODANOSA:

shocked
Are you me? grin


Lols! grin
Crime / Re: 20-Year-Old Man Arrested For Sexually Assaulting Minor by Bbqekpa: 8:46am On Oct 07, 2021
FutureIsFemale:
If I say what is on my mind now, let's just leave it at "every man is a r*pist".

Everyman is not like your father na
Crime / Re: Suspected Electric Cable Thief Electrocuted To Death In Lagos (Disturbing Photo) by Bbqekpa: 7:06pm On Oct 06, 2021
IceColdVeins:
An electrician at the scene said it’s been sold at exorbitant rates depending on the length.
Why the question though? And hope it’s not what I’m thinking.

Lol! Nawa o
Politics / Re: We Niger Deltans And Asari Dokubo Should Be Ashamed Seeing This (pics)) by Bbqekpa: 7:02pm On Oct 06, 2021
championship:
Niger deltans have already sold their sole rights by collecty stipends and dividends for they feds and companies… so therefore they federal government where wise enough to create a scheme for them to milk them dry of their own very natural benefits

If these where to be in IG BO land it would have been another ball game
They should all wake up

Very true. FG preyed on their greed.
Romance / Re: If U Were Born In The 1980's, Then U Are Most Likely Guilty Of This Naughtiness by Bbqekpa: 6:38pm On Oct 06, 2021
Ok, I was about 8 when I watched my first porn. Somehow my neighbors ( aged 9 and 11) would call me to their house after school and we would watch till 5pm when both our moms return from work.

Surprisingly there was steady light back then and it was a Vcd one loader. I can never forget the very first porn video they played. It starred snoop doggy dogg banging 2 ladies. I knew him as a IndecentStar before realizing he his into music. Those sisters damaged me with sex and I wondered how come no one ever suspected. We where doing it in plain site.

You know how at night then, people will bring mat outside to get fresh breeze? Yeah, that's our go time. Adults would be talking just a few yards around us but they could never catch us in the act. Lol! Nawa! E don tey man spoil o.

Funny enough, after I realised what sex really is I somehow stopped getting it until I was in 200l. As a kid I was terribly violated by older ladies all of whom are all married now but I can never forget undecided

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Car Talk / Re: Please What Does This Alert Light On My Dash Board Mean? by Bbqekpa: 4:31pm On Oct 06, 2021
Corolla 2006
Politics / Re: South-East Is A Barren Soil – Asari Dokubo Blasts Those Hailing Unknown Gunmen by Bbqekpa: 10:21am On Oct 06, 2021
DubaiLandLord2:
See Asari Dokunbo an Igbo man from Okrika rubbishing his Igbo brothers grin


Okrika ibo? Una go kill person for this nairaland. Ahba!

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Romance / Re: Case closed by Bbqekpa: 6:59am On Oct 06, 2021
The lady is more mature than you
Romance / Re: I Am Not Happy In My Marriage, Please I Need Advise. by Bbqekpa: 4:42pm On Oct 05, 2021
Sounds like you are the problem. The lady needs to be delivered from you

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Politics / Re: Nigerian Burns Nasco Cornflakes Over Terrorism Sponsorship by Bbqekpa: 1:15pm On Oct 05, 2021
spiceadole:
Oh.. I thought it was the Nasco Plant in Plateau state that he burnt.


You bought something with your money.. and decided to burn it.

How smart!
Kontunu!!


It begins with you Mr
think
Investment / Re: Zuckerberg Loses $7 Billion In Hours As Facebook Plunges by Bbqekpa: 9:01am On Oct 05, 2021
NetValueFX:

What a shame of a man. I pity the woman in his life, such a terrible man

Indeed
Investment / Re: Zuckerberg Loses $7 Billion In Hours As Facebook Plunges by Bbqekpa: 8:12am On Oct 05, 2021
NetValueFX:


I had to deactivate an account I opened here 2009 because of that same idiot. A. Moderator banned me till 2025 because I countered her stupidity. Some times I wonder if she serves them something special


He's a man by the way. A ladylike man and very dimwitted too
Autos / Re: Tokunbo Toyota Camry 2001 LE 4 Sale!- SOLD!!! by Bbqekpa: 8:05am On Oct 05, 2021
jizzison:

Oga mi no be my fault ooo
But it came in just last month (September)
The total amount spent just to bring this car in ehnnn, I just dey feel somehow.
No thanks to our dollar rate.

How una dey cope sef
Politics / Re: EFCC Arrests Hafsat Ganduje, Wife Of The Governor Of Kano by Bbqekpa: 7:53am On Oct 05, 2021
Rexwalters1:
Rubbish fabrication, EFCC will arrest the Governor’s wife from an I hearsay story from her son? People no just gree get sense.

Typical northern buffoon
Investment / Re: Zuckerberg Loses $7 Billion In Hours As Facebook Plunges by Bbqekpa: 7:12am On Oct 05, 2021
NetValueFX:

Moderators here are mostly stupid.

How can someone deliberately make a provocative statement and then you reply accordingly, only to get banned
Phones / Re: No Nigerian Pastor Saw Facebook And Instagram Crashing by Bbqekpa: 11:29pm On Oct 04, 2021
Mumu of d year

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Phones / Re: Funniest Tweets About Facebook, Instagram And WhatsApp Since They Are Down (Pix) by Bbqekpa: 10:16pm On Oct 04, 2021
Cruise

Seriously I wonder what Bobrisky would be doing right now. I wish it could last till December

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Business / Re: My Bank Is Posting Debit To My Account Even When I Don't Have Enough Balance. by Bbqekpa: 10:05pm On Oct 04, 2021
Ask slawomirr

Bros abeg make una no play reach uba o

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Investment / Re: Zuckerberg Loses $7 Billion In Hours As Facebook Plunges by Bbqekpa: 8:57pm On Oct 04, 2021
Munoke8:
Is this the end of Facebook

Better
Investment / Re: Zuckerberg Loses $7 Billion In Hours As Facebook Plunges by Bbqekpa: 8:55pm On Oct 04, 2021
Good for him.
Seun is next.
Who's that mod that is always quick to ban someone whenever manabbq reports? Are you guys on pay roll?

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Phones / Re: Facebook Domain Stolen by Bbqekpa: 8:34pm On Oct 04, 2021
Numerouno94:
Set awon slawormirr how re u guys coping witout facebook nd histagram?



Those idiots go rest now

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Politics / Re: Soldiers Torture Residents Of Cross River Community For Rejecting Herdsmen by Bbqekpa: 7:24pm On Oct 04, 2021
Lol! Make them go Anambra

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Phones / Re: How Did You React When You Noticed That You Can't Access Facebook, Whatsapp? by Bbqekpa: 6:19pm On Oct 04, 2021
Next topic; how's life when WhatsApp stopped?
Phones / Re: Whatsapp, Facebook And Instagram Are Down Globally! by Bbqekpa: 6:12pm On Oct 04, 2021
See crowd! Nawa 000
Politics / Re: Hunters Arrest Five-Man Kidnap Gang In Kogi (Photos) by Bbqekpa: 7:49am On Sep 29, 2021
The only time jungle justice should be legal

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