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Papikush:
since we can't furck can you at least suck my balls like a professional?

When a lady is on her period she has all thoughts and nerves working up in her. She might be overly moody and annoying or just look depressed and sad. Most times guys try to be all caring but end up irrating her even more by either doing things what would annoy her more or irritates her or just asking simple annoying questions that can set the fire burning in the lady. So let's review some of those questions you should never ask a lady on her period. Here we go ;

1) How does a girl bleed for five days and not die?

This one of the most annoying and stale joke
. You should know better not to crack such silly jokes around a lady in such a time.


2) Didn't you just have your period?

So you now keep tabs on my periods for me ? Really? So you can know my free periods or what? Bet this can irritate even your girlfriend or the coolest girl you know around.

3) Why do you look so tired and ugly?

You got lots of courage to tell that to a lady, bet she had feel like breaking your neck the moments those questions pops out.

4) Is it because you don't do much exercise or you stop exercising?

What these means or insinuate most times is that so you being lazy and that's why you got pains. Seriously this can be very annoying too. Why not help stretch her legs or give her a gentle massage or rub on the back to calm her nerves.

5) Talk to me after your period is over will you?
You definitely not tell this to your girlfriend if not you just started what you can't finish. Like seriously what do you mean? That am now a mess so till am clean or what? And so you can go to your other side chicks who are on their free period, is that what you mean?

6) Alright since we can't have sex can we have pre intimacy?

You couldn't even say can we cuddle up then, you should know better that she is in no mood for such not when she is feeling so irritated and inbalance.



7) Guess you should be used to it already since it’s only for a few days just calm down it's not so bad.

Used to what? She tries to get used to it but can't help it and the least you can do is to understand, she doesn't need you to come nag around but stay calm and just be by her side or cuddle her up.

Why are you being too sensitive ?

She has all her nerves worked up and you still ask that question...seriously she would get sensitive at the slightest thing around her those moments so just give her space and let her be after everything she will definitely come around. Trust me.

I humbly drop my pen here...next time she is on her period do not forget to play the perfect gentle man.


Lalasticlala mynd44 ishilove

http://www.demitalks.com/2016/10/guys-here-are-8-questions-you-should.html?m=1

Staring at the board to be sure I had seen clearly and my name was rightly spelt. Yes it was and I had failed my maths exam woefully, I couldn't hold back the tears as I looked down to see if my friends had terrible scores like mine but they didn't, they all passed even some having A's. I wondered what went wrong and what I didn't do right, was I just unfortunate or simply dull ? NO I WASN'T I SIMPLY DIDN'T HAVE KNOWLEDGE OF THAT COURSE NOR UNDERSTANDING, I just wanted to pass and move on to the next class.That was the struggle and still what many student and even individuals are passing though today THE FEAR OF FAILURE AND PURSUIT OF SUCCESS.

KNOWLEDGE can be defined as having a general understanding or being familiar with a subject, place, situation or being fully aware or informed of a particular fact or situation. Today in our higher institutions many students no longer care about the pursuits of knowledge but care more about getting good grades, getting good and mouthwatering paid jobs and settling down in cities and islands. That is the order of the day and what a pitiful mindset to achieving fulfillment. BEING FULFILLED is being in a state of happiness, satisfaction and rest even while you are still working. Many confused being fulfilled with having great riches, beautiful hubby and lovely kids, having investment here and there but in the real sense and actual fact being fulfilled does not have to do with any of these. You may have all the wealth in the world but never find happiness nor rest because you have misplaced your priorities right from the outset, which is the education you have acquired.

Are you one of those that would only want to cram to pass a course as it is fondly called in higher institutions " la cram la pour" that is the way you crammed it up same way you download no addition nor subtraction and equally no knowledge gained whatsoever.

Are you part of those that pursued or pursuing success alone and never considered the path of excellence. Success can be easily achieved, anyone can also easily tell you weldone for being successful at something but can they really recommend you to someone else ? Do you think you can be an expert in your field through that success or you feel staying successful alone is okay for you? You can be an expert at whatever you do if only you have the knowledge and insight about what you do and not just following some pattern or guidelines of how you think things should be done. EXCELLENCE is achieved through indepth knowledge. It's either you are good at it or someone else is better than you. You wonder why some do some things easily while you struggle at it ? You wonder why you keep failing at that task ? You wonder why you never seem to just get it right? Well stop wondering and start acquiring knowledge.

Are you part of those that walk around with just the mindset of IT'S EITHER AM SUCCESSFUL OR I BECOME A TOTAL FAILURE OR WASTE? Simply because things start getting difficult you start nurturing the thoughts of failing. Once you fail any course the only thing you think of is why should you fail and depression takes over. You forget and let go whatever knowledge acquired in the class, you just keep pondering on how to get the grades right the next sitting and totally care less about the knowledge. You get overwhelmed with the thought of being a failure and then walk helplessly around. Rather than getting depressed stir up yourself to write the course again and this time with a different mindset of having full understanding of the course.

Have seen case where some people are defined as just BEING BRILLIANT AND NOT INTELLIGENT simply because they can't reason out of their books or their normal routine of learning. They are confined solely to a particular spot, they have refuse to improve or sharpen their skills nor knowledge. These people don't interact with people nor make friends aside those talking about grades or books only. They are always the vibrant ones in class cramming word to word and then answering questions in class in a way that defines the textbook without even an iota of understanding of what they are saying. They want the grades so badly because to them that's the only path to being successful. Whereas they are other student who are not eager about all these but still gets average grades, most of these other students acquire knowledge and not only from their books but even from their environment. At the end of the day the brilliant ones end up failing at every interview as their can't think critically when ask simple questions asides their textbooks while the average ones keep getting the jobs. NO ONE IS "DOING" YOU NOR "TIEING" YOU DOWN you are simply not knowledgeable.

At the end of the day what do you do with a first class without knowledge or a second class upper without insight ? You simply look useless to yourself and even tho some people keep admiring you and wishing they had what you have you know you aren't worth it...YOU ARE JUST A PATCH OF BOOKS WITHOUT COVER WHICH IS KNOWLEDGE.

After all said and done it's not too late to go back to the drawing board if you have missed it rather than keep wallowing in self pity encourage yourself to turn a new leaf and start paying attention to those things that really matters and can help shape your life positively. KNOWLEDGE ACQUIRED TODAY IS THE GAIN OF TOMORROW.

Lalasticlala Seun Fynestboi mynd44 please I took out time to write this myself please kindly put on front page if it's worth sharing.

http://www.demitalks.com/2016/10/acquire-knowledge-and-not-cgpa.html?m=1

kingviny:
And here is the meaning of that allegory ...

Adam and Eve .... Human couple (and there were many of such couples all over the earth with Adam being the generic name for male and Eve for female)

Tree of Life .... Humanity's back brain which enables them to receive messages from God's servants (angels and guides)

Tree of Knowledge .... Humanity's frontal brain, their seat of earthly intelligence which enables them to act on earth.

Forbidden fruit .... Vanity

Serpent .... Lucifer

By engaging in vanity which started with the female and then the male under the prompting of Lucifer, the intellect of humanity was over the years elevated against their spiritual brain.

This led to the silencing of the spiritual part of us and the consequent disconnection from God (as depicted in the driving out of Adam and Eve in that story)

With this, Lucifer is now the puppet master. He controls majority of humanity, all materialists are his slaves.

That is the reality for millennia. It has nothing to do with sex or how else would humanity have been able to become "fruitful"

That is the meaning of that allegory.

Was reading through and been looking for someone with this view.

So many people don't understand the bible rather they use their own philosophy and mental capabilities alone to interpret the scriptures.

The forbidden fruit was unbelief which led to vanity and condemnation of man.

The gospel which is Christ was given to Adam and Eve there in the garden but thet rejected it and sinned which is unbelief and through them sin entered the world.

But thank God we have been reconciled back to God through Christ if only we BELIEF.

Glory...

Lalasticlala mynd44 fynestboi please help move to frontpage. Thanks.

BlackMbakara1:
For the ladies, no offence but please someone debunk all what he said from the bible? If you can't my conclusion is:

1. If your wedded in a church or intend to wed in a church and holds the bible as a guide, follow the dictates.

2. If your wedded in a mosque or intend to wed in a mosque and holds the koran as a guide, follow the dictates.

3. If your wedded in a registry or intend to wed in a registry and holds the bible or koran/marriage guide/bye law as a guide, follow the dictates.

4. If your wedded traditionally or intend to wed traditionally and holds the norms/bye law as a guide, follow the dictates.

There's no point crying fowl, as it's still optional to remain single...

This is so on point. I wonder why they go to the church and get married and yet complain about the guidelines in the bible. Talk of hypocrisy at his height.

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naijaboiy:
[color=#1980BC]bbsharon have you voted today? [/color]

Yes for fynestboi

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robosky02:
you are too hot today haba

nice thou

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firstking01:
Sm2u dearie

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davide470:
Cutie

Happy New Month to you too, Bbsharon

Thanks dear

Sexxkillz:
[color=#000030]What are the pictures for? [/color]

Look at it and laugh

Abodunrin07:
Good

Thanks.

robosky02:
same to you

Thanks dear,

1 : Identify A Need Or Passion.

I once met someone who told me he has passion for making money(lol). Funny enough he works hard at making that money with his little business. For you to start a business you need to look around you and try to see if there is a need to be attended to. Maybe on your street there is no one supplying a particular but common grocery or a service you feel most peoole in your area are in need of . When
you recognise that then you start making plans on how to meet this needs. Think of how to monetize this needs and turn them to small or huge gains for yourself. It doesn't have to be big at first but you know you have something doing and there is an income coming from there at the end of the day or month. If it's a passion you have to do certain specific things, think of how to turn your passion into money and earn well from it. Work on developing yourself and mindset towards making it big.


2 : Creativity

Here you bring your intelligence to work. Get well detailed information, ideas and read wide about your line and scope of business. Come up with something that will make your
business stand out and be exceptional. So even if you are doing what everybody else is doing you will be unique. Don't start up a business solely because everybody is doing it, that way you easily get lost in the crowd. Be distinct in your own way of carrying out your strategy. In being creative your presentation comes out, the way you present yourself is the way you will be addressed. Don't present yourself in a way that demean what you really are or what your business is all about. Your presentation to your customers and clients really goes a long way to define who you are and what your business is all about. As there say everything is packaging, package yourself in such a way that it portrays all what your business is all about without you even talking.

3 : Be Focused And Disciplined.

By being focus you set goals for yourself, you should be determined to make whatever you are doing work and bring good yield. Don't let distractions or setbacks get at you, disappointment will come here and there but it all depend on how you handle each and every one and come out stronger and even better on the long run. Be discipline with how your spend your money, do not spend your capital at any point in time. Learn how to separate your business money from your normal daily spendings. When you start spending every capital and profit you earn then be ready to pack up faster than you imagine.

4 : Learn to be patient.
Patience is a virtue that js very essential to any entrepreneur or business man/woman. If you are young in business you might want to get discouraged with the way you have to tolerate customers or your client attitudes and all but if you want to take that to heart you might end up ruining your business so the best approach is to be patient when handling your patients or clients. Also you have to be patient with your success rate, don't expect too much at the beginning so you won't get disappointed. At times the profit might not come up as well as you want but you still have to keep working hard and pushing till you start making profit such that you can relax in between without it affecting you.

5 : Understand Basic Principles Of Business.

In business you need to understand they are risk and they are obstacles that comes with every business, you need to know your business have competition or similar competition in a case where your business is your own innovation and how to succeed in the race against all other product or services, you need to know to be successful in whatever business you need to be consistent with your plans or strategy to make it work, and finally you need to know that in most cases to quit is never an option except to lazy minds rather persevere and keep pushing till you hit the nail on the head.

http://www.demitalks.com/2016/08/5-business-tips-for-young-mindsbefore.html?m=1

Lalasticlala mynd44 seun

Wish you all a great month ahead and more blessing this new month.




http://www.demitalks.com/2016/08/happy-new-month-of-august-to-you-all.html?m=1

Fynestboi:
Please ma

Don't forget Fynestboi tommorow is the voting day.

From 10am-6pm.

To vote just type I




I vote Fyne/stboi cc: NLjega

Okay dear.

Emodeee:
*singing* i fit sing for you ehh..... Ahn ahnn ahhn.


Was my assertion right though? Right or not, sha gv me your number via my mail. No time to waste time.

Who is that on your profile picture ?

Emodeee:
Op, i CAME to collect your number. Beautiful lady, motivational speaker. I'm sure you don't have a boyfriend. I'm single just as you are, oya make we mingle.

Sounds like lyrics from a song.

TOmmyJidex:
I hate wasting my time chit chatting...


Since (almost) everyone have a Email, Whatsapp, or Facebook account, wetin ah dey find?

Okay

Fynestboi:



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Berlyn
Tophaz
Bbsharon
Laveda
Farano

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Really ?

azeecoboy:
Social media servers different purposes,what u choose to do with it is ur choice....
Thats a nice article up there tho!

Thanks.

LizGray:
Social media provides a means for users to interact with each other through the internet. Thats its main purpose.

The interaction most people have abused? Am not saying it's not serving it's purpose am just trying to caution those who just while away time with it. Checking up on your love ones and reading important info's once is good and a great one but not when you spend countless time on social media doing absolutely nothing just because you have become obsessed with the media.

My Thoughts...

Sometimes last year I asked a friend of mine I just met If I could use the WiFi connection on her phone to update my Facebook status. She looked at me like I was joking and started laughing. I was surprised as I stared at her, I kept wondering why she found what I said funny at all.

Then she spilled it out to me,
" so in this age and time you are still using Facebook, like seriously who still uses that"
Then I laughed back harder to her surprise and asked her just a question.

" Now that you have moved from Facebook to the new one what have you achieved so far? What crown have been added to your status or as a feather been added to your cap " I got her confused because to her, what is there to achieve on Facebook or any other social media platform anyway.

While you keep moving from Facebook to instargram to Snapchat to Imo and all, people are making money from this same platform you are using to update your social status to show you are in line and up to date with the latest trends.
Do you know Facebook is the biggest social media platform with over a billion user round the world. What a great platform to present yourself and market your abilities to the world.

People are making meaningful contributions,sharing great ideas and reaching out to millions while you keep updating status and pictures striking funny poses. Mind you am not referring to Mark Zuckerberg or whoever created this social media platforms but young minds like you also who have decided to use this mediums to their advantage instead of posing on cameras half of the day and taking countless selfie.

Before writing this article I decided to download 2go to know if some people are still using that application. Those days being on 2go was dope like the main thing in town then, getting addicted to your phone and joining silly groups and all not to forget those 2go boys that would do anything to want to see a lady's nude (Lol). Supprisingly the application still works and am sure you must be wondering what some peeps are still looking for on 2go in this generation. Something struck me while I was browsing through the application. I saw a business group and I joined the group to know what's up there and I found out different folks advitising their products there with their contacts. Am sure these individuals might not be interested in whatsoever that is going on in the real sense on that application except their product.

The point here is have you sat down and ask yourself why you are on social media at all? Do you just want to post your pictures,videos and also follow other people up checking up on what they are up to ? Have you thought of how you can use this means to better your life or contribute to the society at large ? Don't you think while you are doing your "keeping up and pictures sharing" you can also spice it up by adding value to your life or other people around you.

Don't just wait to move on to the next application to be launched, reason out how the new application will be to your own advantage instead. #ignorethepixs #lol #Justmythoughts.

Lalasticlala fynestboi mynd44

http://www.demitalks.com/2016/06/the-trend-of-moving-from-one-social.html?m=1

Gudsyd:
Thanks @op.i love writing buh i don't knw how to develop d skill 4 writing buh i think these tips will help me a lot

You are welcome.

nigflute:
Well written and said. Writing has become one of the best thing to do. In the past writing 300 word article seems great but today it's obsolete.
You need to write longer artcle putting statistic, case studies, experiment and personal opinion.

Well said . Nowadays you don't just write you need to write in a way to relate with your readers.

mare23ayo:
I don't always comment on posts, but this is brilliant

Thanks.

herzern:
I have always wanted to become a good writer but my friends won't let me,all they know is 'pidgin'

Lol...then teach them good English na

Minemrys:
Lols, i know you did (i admire your sense of humor) I was only asking in professional terms if you were. Well nice to meet you. Looking forward to chatting with you on the c0ncepts of writing and blogging. Hope you wouldn't mind?

Send me a pm.