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And the people of Egypt turn back to Isreal for help.

I Know some wailers will be pained to see their King seeking for CHANGE and help.

What is the situation of electricity in your area?
Do you also experience this?

Can somebody answer the question?

What is you say on this snapshot.



Team Chubby girls rocks!

Prove yourself

one day Nigeria will make sense.

SORRY bro

I so much believe before the end of Buhari era, Nigeria will be like a small heaven.



in Buhari I believe.

it would make much sense when people of the state are complaining. I'm a Buhari fan BUT I won't support opposition on this.



Fayose is the man of the people in Ekiti state.

racism everywhere in the world

ladyF:
Lol....its not Coldstone sef

Holding you with your ears and dragging you on the floor. You suppose to be showing your skill in kitchen not on Internet.

God as really bless this man with good health.

I beg I wan ask,
You use condom or you pour am inside?

Three men have been jailed after being convicted of running an animal brothel in Swansea, Wales. The hotel specializes in getting animals and grooming them to become good in having sex with humans.

Their animal catalog includes domesticated female white lions, mountain nanny goats, Irish pigs, Himalayan gentle donkeys and other species of animals. Some animals that are not dangerous like female sheep's and some breeds of dogs are also trained to give MouthAction and receive full vaginal sex from the customer who come to book rooms and have sex with these animals over night.

The customers who cannot afford to pay for full sex or book a room end up paying $15 for MouthAction by the sheep's while the rich clients pay as much as $120 a night for a room and an animal sex partner that is healthy and experienced in human sexual pleasure.The animals are often cleaned and sanitized before the act. The vaginas and anus are deep cleaned with antiseptic smeared with lavenders and honey to make it tight and wet. The animals are sometimes dressed with pantyhose, G strings and high heeled shoes depending on the taste of the client.

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The ring leaders Adam Cafferty and John Cafferty and their father David Cafferty ran a ‘gentlemen’s club’ known as “The Ram Inn” in Grange Road, Swansea.

The brothers, 31 and 28 and father 52 admitted keeping an animal brothel between January 2011 and July 2015 and a jury took less than three hours to find them all guilty.
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During their trial at Swansea Crown Court the jury heard they setup a website on the hidden “Deep Web” where people from all over the country could select the animal of their liking and book in for an appointment.

In their defense, the defense lawyer, Damian Erow told the trial judge and jury that the brothel poses no threat to its customers because the animal sex organs are sterilized regularly and that the animals are well trained to give and receive sex with their human counterparts.
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All have previous convictions for committing the same offense at the same address.

The two brothers and father were all sentenced to four years in prison and the animals confiscated and sent back to animal conservatories because they have been so domesticated and sexually traumatized to survive tin the wild.

The clients are planning a peaceful demonstration to protest the infringement on their fundamental human right to happiness and sexual freedom. They ask to be allowed to chose their sex partners and follow their sexual orientation. They claim that they do not harm the animals instead the give the animals a chance to live a better qualitative life. The march is scheduled to hold Sometime later this year.

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Source: http://www.lailasblog.com/2015/07/wtf-hotel-where-perverts-pay-to-have.html?m=1

She was expecting her fiancee to return back from his trip to Dubia for their wedding BUT unfortunately weather forecast delay his flight for two good days. She has no choice than to use her fiancee picture.


If you in this kind off situation, what will you do?

Hmm,
this one na 4-Face...

common sense is not common again.
smh

What do you have to say about this funny caption?

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Presently there is a fire outbreak ongoing at Skye Bank Akure Shopping Complex Alagbaka branch now.

pictures below.

Thou the cause of the fire is not yet know as at now.

But we can see security operatives of Nigeria Police Force and Nigeria Fire Service on ground.

Details later.

mystery all over the world...
May God Heal Him!

source: http://www.en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nigerian_Navy

Central Naval Command
The Central naval Command (CNC) is the third operations command of the NN. The headquarters is on Brass Island in Bayelsa State. Its Area of Respnsibility (AOR) stretches from the Benin River entrance (Long 0050 00'E) to the Santa Barbara River entrance (Long 0060 30'E), encompassing the coastal states of Bayelsa, Delta, and Edo, and the landward states, including Kogi.

The Command has the following units under its jurisdiction:

NNS DELTA, an operations base in Warri, Delta State
Naval Air Station, Effurun-Warri, Delta State
Navy Hospital, Warri, Delta State
Forward Operating Bases (FOB) ESCRAVOS and FORMOSO in Delta and Bayelsa States respectively
NNS LUGARD, an inland operations base on the River Niger at Lokoja, Kogi State.
Naval Training Command (NAVTRAC)
The main functions of the Naval Training Command (NAVTRAC) are the coordination and harmonization of training doctrines and standards for all local training in the NN, as evolved by the NHQ. The Command is headed by the FOC NAVTRAC, who is assisted by nine PSOs, namely: the CSO, the Command Technical Training Officer (CTTO), Command Logistic Training Officer (CLTO) and Command Medical Training Officer (CMTO). Others are the Command Academic Training Officer (CATO), CABO, CAO, CINTO and CPM. The units under NAVTRAC are:

Sea Training Unit at Victoria Island, Lagos. It is responsible for Basic Operations Sea Training, Safety Operations Sea Training, and Consolidated Operations Sea Training of all NN ships when assigned. It also conducts harbour and ship acceptance trials of vessels after major refits.
NNS QUORRA at Apapa, which provides various professional courses for officers and ratings.
Nigerian Navy Engineering College (NNEC) Sapele, which provides technical training for all NN technical personnel.
The Nigerian Navy Finance and Logistic School (NNFLS) at Owerrinta.
Nigerian Naval College ONURA and the Nigerian Navy Basic Training School (NNBTS), which are co-located at Onne, Port Harcourt. The two establishments conduct basic training for officers and ratings respectively.
Other professional schools, including the Medical Staff Training Schoolat Offa in Kwara State and the NN School of Music Otta in Ogun State , and the Hydrographic School in Port Harcourt, the Naval Provost and Regulating School in Benue State, the Nigerian Navy Intelligence School, and the Physical Training School, both at Apapa, Lagos.

The Logistics Command
The Logistics Command is headed by a FOC of Rear Admiral rank. The permanent HQ of the Command is at Oghara, Delta State. However, the Nigerian Navy Order establishing the Logistics Command has been released and the command has since started operation. The Order stipulates the organization and responsibilities of the Command.

The autonomous units
The autonomous units are those units which require prudent management and high-level control that need not be duplicated or represented at the lower hierarchy. Though small in size, they report directly to the CNS. Prominent among the autonomous units is the Nigerian Naval Dockyard, located in Victoria Island, Lagos. Hitherto, third line maintenance had been carried out either in foreign dockyards or private ones in Nigeria, at very high cost. The Naval Dockyard in Lagos, which was commissioned on 27 August 1990, now takes care of high level maintenance, such as major overhaul of ships engines, additions and alterations, and modification of designs. The Naval Shipyard in Port Harcourt was also acquired in 1990 from Messrs Witt and Bush. Smaller ships of the NN and merchant ships are repaired there. The shipyard has built and delivered some tugboats and barges to some private organizations.

The NN Air Arm
The 101 Squadron was established in 1985, based at Navytown, near Ojo. It operated AgustaWestland Lynx helicopters for anti-submarine warfare and search and rescue (SAR) operations from the Meko class frigate NNS Aradu. For quite some time, the Squadron has operated Agusta 109 Helicopters from Warri Naval Base on anti-smuggling and oil protection duties.[2]

Organization onboard NN ships
There are four main departments onboard NN ships. These are operations, marine engineering, weapon engineering, and logistics. An officer, who is referred to as the head of department, is in charge of each department. He reports directly to the commanding officer on operational matters or through the Executive Officer (XO) on all administrative matters. The XO is the second in command on all naval ships, as well as being the head of the Operations Department on smaller ships. On larger ships the XO remains the second in command, but the Principal Warfare Officer is the head of the Operations Department. In the ratings cadre, the most senior seaman rating is referred to as the Coxswain. The Coxswain is responsible for organizing the ratings for work and discipline.[3]

Special Boat Service

The Special Boat Service during a parade in Abuja
The Special Boat Service (SBS) is a special operations unit of the Nigerian Navy. It is a male only outfit fashioned after the Royal Navy's Special Boat Service. It is predominantly focused on, but not restricted to; littoral and riverine operations, including reconnaissance and surveillance; covert beach reconnaissance in advance of an amphibious assault; recovery or protection of ships and oil installations subject to hostile state or non-state action; maritime counter-terrorism; and offensive action

Command Structure The Naval Headquarters (NHQ) is the administrative and policy-making organ of the Nigerian Navy. At its head is the Chief of Naval Staff (CNS), who exercises full command of the NN. The CNS has seven staff branches in addition to the Office of the Navy Secretary. The staff branches are: Policy and Plans, Training and Operations, Administration, Naval Engineering, Logistics, Accounts and Budget, and Standards and Evaluation. These branches are headed by Principal Staff Officers (PSOs) of flag rank. Directly under the Naval Headquarters (NHQ) are three operational commands (Western Naval Command, Eastern Naval Command, and Central Naval Command), one training command, one logistics command, and several autonomous units. The Western Naval Command HQ is located at Apapa in Lagos. It covers the sea and coastal areas from the Nigeria/ Benin border at Long 002o 49’ E to Long 006o E in Delta State, from the Nigerian coastline to the limit of the nation’s EEZ. The Command has the following units under its jurisdiction: Headquarters Western Naval Command Western Fleet at Apapa. NNS BEECROFT, an operations base at Apapa. Naval Air Base, Ojo, Lagos. Nigerian Navy Reference Hospital,Ojo, Lagos. Fleet Support Group (West) at Apapa. NNS WEY, a maintenance unit at Navy Town, Ojo. Forward Operating Bases (FOB) IGBOKODA and BADAGRY in Ondo and Lagos States respectively. Nigerian Navy Secondary School, Abeokuta. Nigerian Navy Secondary School, Ojo. Nigerian Navy Secondary School, Ogbomoso. The Eastern Naval Command (ENC) is the second operations command of the NN and covers the sea area from Long 006o E in Delta State to the Nigeria/ Cameroon border at Long 008o 30’ E, and from the Nigerian coastline to the limit of the nation’s EEZ. The headquarters is at Calabar. The Command has the following units under its jurisdiction: NNS VICTORY, an operations base at Calabar. NNS PATHFINDER, an operations base at Port Harcourt . NNS JUBILEE, an operations base at Ikot Abasi. Eastern Fleet at Calabar. Naval Air Station, Calabar (to be constructed) Forward Operating Bases(FOB) BONNY and IBAKA in Rivers and Akwa Ibom States respectively. Fleet Support Group(East) at Calabar. Navy Hospitals at Calabar and Port Harcourt. Nigerian Navy Secondary Schools at Calabar and Port Harcourt.

The Nigerian Navy (NN) is a branch of the Nigerian
Armed Forces . The Nigerian Navy is among the largest
Navies on the African continent, consisting of several
personnel, including those of the Coast Guard.
Brief History
The Nigerian Navy owes its origin to the Nigerian Marine.
Formed in 1914 after the amalgamation of the then
Northern and Southern protectorates of Nigeria, the
Nigerian Marine (as it became known after 1914) was a
quasi-military organization. Its origin lay with the Lagos
Marines, a unit established in 1887 by the British
Colonial Government. This force expanded to become the
Southern Nigerian Marine in 1893. A Northern Nigeria
equivalent was formed in 1900. The two Marines were
merged in 1914, after Nigeria came under a single
colonial administration. The responsibilities of the
Marine included administration of the ports and harbours,
dredging of channels, bouyage and lighting. It also
operated ferry services, touring launches, and other small
craft that plied the various creeks and other inland
waterways. The Royal Navy provided the necessary
military component as part of its overall defence of the
British Empire . Though it performed mostly coast guard
functions, the Nigerian Marine saw action in the First
World War as part of the British military offensive against
German-held Cameroon. This organization remained the
only maritime outfit in Nigeria until 1955, when the British
colonial authorities carried out a major reorganisation of
Nigeria's maritime administration in order to improve
efficiency. This reorganisation led to the establishment of
three new bodies to undertake the various functions
hitherto carried out by the Marine Department.
The first of these new organizations was the Nigerian
Ports Authority, which was charged with the running of
ports and ensuring safe navigation. The second
organisation was the Inland Waterways Department,
which took over the running of ferries and touring
launches. The third organisation was the Nigerian Naval
Force, made up mostly of reserve Royal Navy officers and
ex-Service personnel who had been transferred to the
Nigerian Ports Authority from the defunct Nigerian
Marine. These officers and men had never liked the
transfer and pressed the colonial authorities to re-
constitute them as the nucleus of a future Nigerian Navy.
Under pressure from them, the Nigerian Naval Force was
established on 1 June 1956. Its primary responsibility
was to train the personnel and set up the appropriate
infrastructure necessary for the planned Navy. The first
basic training establishment for the future Navy - the
HMNS QUORRA - was started on 1 November 1957 with
60 junior ratings, who underwent a 6 month basic
seamanship course.
On 1 May 1958, a colonial ordinance formally placed the
Nigerian Naval Force under the Naval Disciplinary Act.
This act essentially brought the officers and men of the
Nigerian Naval Force under the disciplinary procedures
and legal regimes applicable to the Royal Navy.
In July 1959, the Nigerian Naval Force was transformed
into a full-fledged Navy when Queen Elizabeth granted
permission for the Force to use the title ‘Royal Nigerian
Navy’. The title was changed to the ‘Nigerian Navy’ in
1963 after Nigeria became a republic. The constitutional
task of the Navy was expanded in 1964 after the repeal of
the 1958 Ordinance. The new law, known as the Navy Act
of 1964, for the first time tasked the Navy with the “naval
defence of Nigeria.” Other tasks assigned the Navy by the
1964 Act were essentially coast guard duties, namely:
assisting in enforcement of Customs laws, making
hydrographic surveys, and training officers and men in
naval duties.
These tasks were essentially routine functions of any
Navy. Consequently, the naval leadership began to mount
pressure on the political leadership to re-define the
constitutional role of the Navy. In 1993, this pressure
yielded the desired result and under a new law, Armed
Forces Decree 105 (now known as the Armed Forces
Act), was incorporated as part of the 1999 Constitution.
The Navy was given expanded military and constabulary
roles, especially in the oil and gas sectors of the Nigerian
maritime economy

Some weeks back, a certain xenophobic South
African walked into a restaurant in Pretoria. As soon as he
entered, he noticed a Nigerian man sitting in the corner. So he walked over to the counter, removed his wallet and shouted,"Waiter! I am buying food for everyone inthis
restaurant,except that NIGERIAN over there!"So the waiter
collected the money from the man and began serving free
food to everyone in the restaurant, except the Nigerian. How ever, instead of becoming upset, the Nigerian simply looked up at the South African and shouted,"Thank you!"That infuriated the man. So once again, the South African took out his wallet and shouted,"Waiter! This time I am buying bottles of wine and additional food for everyone in this bar,except for that NIGERIAN sitting in the corner over there!"So the waiter collected the money from the man and began serving free food and wine to everyone in the bar
except the Nigerian. When the waiter finished serving the
food and drinks, once again, instead of becoming angry,
the Nigerian man simply smiled at the South African and
shouted,"Thank you!"That made the South African man
furious. So he leaned over on the counter and said to the
waiter,"What is wrong with that Nigerian? I have bought food and drinks for everyone in this bar except for him, but instead of becoming angry, he just sits there and smiles at me and shouts 'Thank you.' Is he mad"The waiter smiled at the South African and said,"No, he is not mad. He is the
OWNER of this restaurant."May God make your enemies
work unknowingly in your favour!

Good afternoon Nigerians!

cc: MOD's

In reaction to the previous complain thread of UBA and FCMB staffs: https://www.nairaland.com/2324561/what-fcmb-contract-staff-said

• I'm once a staff of Mainstreet Bank recently acquired by Skye Bank BUT still undergoing integration process.
Actually the DSA(Direct Sale Agent) of Mainstreet Bank/Skye Bank are been paid a ridiculous salary amount of 38,000 naira only per month. With an irregular variable pay that ranges between 316-800 naira monthly.
it's is ironic to note that the so call Core-Staffs expect the DSA's to move around sourcing for funds and transporting themselves around the town with there own personal money and expecting the DSA's to make sacrifices they can never make.

These sacrifices include:
1- The use of their personal money for documentation of accounts.
2- The use of their money for address verification.
3- Expecting the DSA's to bring ALL their family account, while they(Core-Staffs) network their salary to other banks for FIXED DEPOSIT.
4- Using of our personal money to buy call card for follow up of KYC(Know Your Customer).
5- using your personal money to transport yourself to any location targeted for storm marketing.

MY TESTIMONY: of recent I just got a Federal job in one of the reputable Federal Agencies in Abuja and I thank God for his mercy so far.

MY VIEW: Is high time will pick/take up a struggle against this capitalist to PLEASE INCREASE THE SALARIES of this Direct Sale Agents(DSA) and the Front Tellers.

#Syke/Mainstreet/UBA/FCMB_must_increase_their_DSA/TELLER_salaries#

@MOD, please do the needfull.


Let Nigerians, our Senators, Honourable, Kings, Clerics and the world et:al see what is happening in our banking system of today.


Thanks!

in reaction to the previous complain thread of UBA and FCMB staffs: https://www.nairaland.com/2324561/what-fcmb-contract-staff-said



• I'm once a staff of Mainstreet Bank recently acquired by Skye Bank BUT still undergoing integration process.
Actually the DSA(Direct Sale Agent) of Mainstreet Bank/Skye Bank are been paid a ridiculous salary amount of 38,000 naira only per month. With an irregular variable pay that ranges between 316-800 naira monthly.
it's is ironic to note that the so call Core-Staffs expect the DSA's to move around sourcing for funds and transporting themselves around the town with there own personal money and expecting the DSA's to make sacrifices they can never make.
These sacrifices include:
1- The use of their personal money for documentation of accounts.
2- The use of their money for address verification.
3- Expecting the DSA's to bring ALL their family account, while they(Core-Staffs) network their salary to other banks for FIXED DEPOSIT.
4- Using of our personal money to buy call card for follow up of KYC(Know Your Customer).
5- using your personal money to transport yourself to any location targeted for storm marketing.

MY TESTIMONY: of recent I just got a Federal job in one of the reputable Federal Agencies in Abuja and I thank God for his mercy so far.

MY VIEW: Is high time will pick/take up a struggle against this capitalist to PLEASE INCREASE THE SALARIES of this Direct Sale Agents(DSA) and the Front Tellers.

#Syke/Mainstreet/UBA/FCMB_must_increase_their_DSA/TELLER_salaries#


@MOD, please do the needfull.

Let Nigerians, our Senators, Honourable, Kings, Clerics and the world et:al see what is happening in our banking system of today.
Thanks!

with d shape of his head, will know the where he come from!