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OriakuAmara:
As funny as watching a paint dry up

Amarachi why did u leave your other moniker ... U be ezigbo Oriaku

MissRaine69:
Bring your sister? Very supportive brother I have to say!
I have unsual taste in music and it’s the opposite to sodt rock ....death metal and funk rock, classic, Afro House/Southern African House, classical music, Jazz and anything else that I might like
Well not like Haile or Mariah even more unsual than that
The Lagos clinic is for fertility issues only ....women fertility issues

Rannie Rannie. Orenniola!! I expected u wld have d courtesy to write me since I left my email and...well, its still all good. So, u Wanna at least leave your email...

MissRaine69:
And humanity is saved thank you.

Gosh!!! Come on now... Rannie... Too much.. Slow down girl, in this jungle called NL...

Crowny11:
relationship is all abt trust in oneself, for me av got confidence in myself ,if my guy get mind wella make e get hundred side chicks, me no send o
all I no is am nt a push over nor a side chick,
my guy can't do that I trust him, he knows am nt bad,with immediate effect another candidate don enter lol......

Na so! U that would start crying and begging... U think ppl don't know u here.. easier said...

sirusX:
What makes you think you're the side chick?

Maybe that's his game to chop one fish that was just passing by

This your comment has entered the Nairaland legendary comments Hall of Fame..
The only sensible comment you ever made, since we met......( no mind me, I no know u oh! )

xtervaganza:
Ikoyi registry?? That place is jinxed, man. That was where I had my wedding and it crashed like a pack of cards.



I know like 5 other people who got married there and it's the same story

You are joking right...am thinking of going there...soon..where else can I go then?...

DonPiiko:
I don't have any chic here, I have a couple of female friends I fancy though

That's an insult.. How can a Don not have any lady here of the tons of wonderful ladies here... Well, those lady friends may fancy you even better... We hope to read ur marriage stoey of NL FP... Soon.. Good luck..

kyaagbanairaland:
How do I edit my username on nairaland?

I don't think that can be done...open a new account..

DonPiiko:
Who is she?? That's Jacksparrows girl

I think she be one of your NL side chick...abi una fight...

[quote author=DonPiiko post=66301853][/quote]Weh all ur NL babes...weh Safiaa?

DonPiiko:
Someone should make the first move on me, I am desperately searching for wife, but you must have plenty money

With this your meme, all u dearve is a hot knock on your agbari head

MissRaine69:
Is it right for a guy to spend 3 WHOLE years trying to win her hand?
Who is actually wasting time here?

God knows am not wasting my damm time with Rannie Rannie.. Orenniola, extraterrestrial Orenniola...

Rannie...Rannie...Orenniola on my mind now!...

AntiBrutus:
Lauren!!
Nice!!!

Very respectful and beautiful girl.
HML to you both.

Just like you... U think I don't know how extremely pretty you are.. But with isi okpukpu.

2buffagain:
Quick show of hands:
Given that most ladies have been dreaming about their wedding day all their life and that most big weddings stem from the result of these desires on the woman's end, How many of you ladies can actually pay for your wedding?

Clarification: I don't mean all of it ofcourse, just the majority of it.

There is no such thing as wedding in the line of spirituality I belong to..
We just have sex with whom we know by clairvoyant perception is our wife... And that's the wedding.. Bt two consenting mature adults.
We don't seek anynes permission or approval.. Tradtion, society, Church etc.
@ best we inform our earthly parents and that's it....
We usually go against all forms of societal norms and red tapes with such issues..and follow cosmic norms...as it suits us..

MissRaine69:
Research has indicated the more money spent on a wedding the less successful that union is.

And u concur...

Martin0:
hahahahah always put ice cream ooo

chew it kwa, my lips, am worried.

what my lips gonna look like, I once saw a girl posted pics of her boyfriend who eats her nunu and some ladies attributed The man lips to excessive Vj eaten

Hmmm... Beware! Your future wife is reading... Nna amalom ni mebi goh..
U better repent b4 .... ... OK oh! Adah gwa ochi nti na aya esu!!!

I think Antibrutus(pocopoco) and makkydebbie prefers face to face...

tosyne2much:
I wish them well

Tosyn, I know say e don teh weh to marry don dey hungry you
No worry na so em go wish you see well any minute from now..

greiboy:
Probably you didn't have money back in 2010

But fela talk something for him song like" "shakra oloje ni"
Maybe that is what happened

"The Shakara woman

Tell am say, "My dear I like you"

She go say, "You like who?, who you like?"

Commot jare, look at this man

Why you come from self?

Non be me and you, no touch me o

Ah, you see, she wan do

Na Shakara
We dey call am Shakara oloje"

congratulations anyway

Yeah... Maybe Shakara or she out grew a personality defect...
But essentially... That's what phareel Williams called fronting-" u know I want you, you should stop fronting girl "
Well, whatever the case, they say NO doesnt always mean NEVER, it may only mean NOT NOW...
So Grey, the next time she says NO..

GGirll:
This is a highly poisonous snake n cos it's dry season they are always looking for cold places like cold bathrooms n metals like bunks n spring beds or even tiled floors everyone should be careful....bros go n do thanksgiving in church o

But, they can't move easily on tiled floor... I wonder y the inside of a persons house can be an option for a cold place for them...

I couldn't really identify that creature to be sure it was a cobra.. Seems the head was quickly made away with for a pot of " isi agwo" pepper soup.

Well, not sure but I hear rattle snakes are way deadlier than cobras...their own venom can kill in a shorter time, faster than cobras...

Oyindidi:
Blood of Jesus!

Sorry ma'am I don't understand

DeadRat:
it Is A Solution

So u don dey teach these children bad things abi.....
Sexybbstar come and see oh!!

MissRaine69:
This is only a small thing ....I had a bit of time to articulate a few thoughts

Hmmm Enigmatic Rannie...U call that litany.. Small thing? Odinma! I really need a chance to hang out with you...u seem like a heck of fun to be with... U just seem to have an answer to every question as it relates to mundane life. Let's fix a blind date @ some Nwkobi and pammy joint@ one korro in my hood... No side chick ..just 2 of us

MissRaine69:
Side chick will always be the side chick
A woman’s worst enemy is herself not a man, not her friend but her own good self.
You are the reason why you are the side chick ...

Rannie Rannie... You should publish a book on side chicks with this your litany... Kai! So u can have time to type all this.. I will settle down and read this when am less busy..
Meanwhile don't forget our... oh!

MissRaine69:
Bring your sister? Very supportive brother I have to say!
I have unsual taste in music and it’s the opposite to sodt rock ....death metal and funk rock, classic, Afro House/Southern African House, classical music, Jazz and anything else that I might like
Well not like Haile or Mariah even more unsual than that
The Lagos clinic is for fertility issues only ....women fertility issues

** Yes my Sister. Thanx.
** well, not weird I might say...aside death metal which might give you away as kinda tomboyish.. I might say u still gat great taste in music. Real classical music is like real soul music.
** oh! Now u heightened my curiousity.. I only wanna know more of your mystery heritage.
** I don't mind- still all good...all the same, am leaving my email- courses.gnosisunitedstates@gmail.com ... Cheers.

tosyne2much:
You never see girl wey pretty die but you no go get joy in that relationship

Na lie.. u go get joy.. When u stare at her pretty face- e be like say u never see cute lady before.. Make I show you one...
97% of ladies get ugly character... So why go for Ugly at both ends...that wld be a disaster...early garve.. My brother no try am ... I no wan make u die early....

hedonistic:
Nonsense. What makes you an authority in these matters?

There are no hard and fast rules to these things. A man may not discuss future plans with you because he didn't see you in his future, but later realises that you're not bad after all, and bam, he concludes that you're the one... And so on and so forth.

Never follow these 'listed' advice you see online. Life no be 1+1.

I don't think he even claims to be an authority in the matter.. But anyway, your input is dead on.. Many times these things just work out beyond our conscious reasoning.. More like a subconscious manifestation.