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Celebrities / Re: INI Edo Is Stunning In Black! by Beaf1: 2:09pm On Dec 12, 2014
I thought she was BLACK before grin
Politics / Re: Prime Minister Of Israel Sends Letter To President Goodluck Jonathan by Beaf1: 2:26pm On Dec 03, 2014
Nonsense!!

If 'Islamic' terrorists attack mosques what are they fighting for?

We know who the real terrorists are. God is watching.

If this 'condolence letter' is true then the issue about the Jewish symbol on our note could be true.
Politics / Re: PHOTOS: Vice President Namadi Sambo Visits Kano Over Terror Attack by Beaf1: 2:27pm On Dec 02, 2014
Sending his deputy to Kano while he travel down south to campaign for reelection. saTAN angry
Politics / Re: Photo: Crowd Of Uniformed Security Men At Jonathan's Declaration, Non In Mubi by Beaf1: 2:47pm On Nov 12, 2014
^^
And you are proud to say that?
Politics / Re: “jonathan’s Government Was totally Unprepared For Bokoharam Insurgency” – Okupe by Beaf1: 10:52am On Nov 04, 2014
^^
grin grin

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Politics / Re: Take A Look At This Picture. by Beaf1: 10:46am On Nov 04, 2014
It is EXPENDABLES not Expandables
Politics / Re: Constitution Permits FG To Postpone 2015 Elections Over Boko Haram War by Beaf1: 10:37am On Nov 04, 2014
So jonaTAN is allowing these thugs to have their field-day because he wants to stay beyond 2015? No way.

We need a GENERAL in 2015 grin grin

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Politics / Re: How Boko Haram Captured Mubi, By Witnesses by Beaf1: 11:26am On Oct 31, 2014
And the destroyer - in - chief is busy picking and filling forms for 2015 election. Mr. JonaTAN, by the time all towns and villages including Otueke has been annexed where will you govern?

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Politics / Re: "House Stands By Tambuwal On Defection!" - Victor Ogene (APC) by Beaf1: 2:55pm On Oct 30, 2014
BOAR:
This has cleared ALL misconceptions about the probity and morality or otherwise of the decision of the Speaker of HoR to defect.

Those thinking that the decision was done only by the speaker are committing a tactical error.

I love Nigeria politics. grin grin cheesy

This is the line I want people to pay attention to but they are ignoring it.

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Politics / Re: "House Stands By Tambuwal On Defection!" - Victor Ogene (APC) by Beaf1: 2:47pm On Oct 30, 2014
obailala:
I think the constitution is very clear on this. The he was made the speaker as a PDP member but it takes 2/3 of the members to vote or depose a speaker. If PDP is so desperate to have him step down, then they need to raise a 2/3 vote on the floor and I don't think that would be possible now except they resort to massive bribing of greedy APC members.

Besides, I thought Tambuwal had a gubernatorial ambition and doesn't intend to return to the house next year?... If that is the case then his reign is only for a few extra months. I wonder why PDP is losing sleep over this.

grin grin Lol at the bolded. This is an option one cannot simply rule out in Naija.

@Topic
If anyone thinks Tambuwal is the ONLY one defecting, he should think again. This guy has loyalist in PDP who are 'walking' with him grin

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Phones / Re: Post Your Iphone 6 Funny Pictures Here. by Beaf1: 1:38pm On Sep 18, 2014
I am planning to keep this safe and auction it in the year 2035.

Food / Re: Chew That Watermelon Seed. by Beaf1: 3:37pm On Sep 16, 2014
leshluap: Na everything d seed dey do?. Soon we go hear, " e dey prevent death"

grin grin grin

Yes! It prevents EARLY death!!! It controls High Blood Pressure cheesy

Now, do you want to die early or not? Watermelon seed is the answer. Adults: 2 tabs not exceeding 10 tabs a day. Consult your doctor me after 3 days of trial without noticing any of the symptoms above vanishing grin
Food / Re: Chew That Watermelon Seed. by Beaf1: 3:36pm On Sep 16, 2014
lirusehn

^^This guy is a joke cheesy

There is a man that has snatched my girlfriend from me. I rather go and pat him on the back than to waste my time replying his 'posts'.

*Sigh
Celebrities / Re: Fake Hulk Hogan Storms Lagos, Receives VIP Treatment by Beaf1: 2:59pm On Sep 10, 2014
This was Hawk not Hulk cheesy
Politics / Re: GEJ Says The #bringbackgoodluck2015 Banners Should Be Brought Down by Beaf1: 2:43pm On Sep 10, 2014
He will be MISSING in 2015. The aim of these banners is to prepare for a campaign to #BringBackBadluckEbolaJonadaft grin grin grin grin
Politics / Re: "We Will Ensure That Nigeria Will Not Survive If Jonathan Wins In 2015"--Oyegun by Beaf1: 2:10pm On Sep 02, 2014
dwilliams: As old as he is, what is he still living 4, for d disintegration of Nigeria, if GEJ wins make dem com scatter Nigeria,"Ewu Asaba"

As old as you are, you are feasting and sweating on this cooked-up lie?
Education / Re: Picture From North-west University Kano by Beaf1: 11:51am On Sep 02, 2014
drlawizle: I would have voted kwankwaso but he has some extremist behaviours I'm wary of..he just totally neglected sabon gari and said since its foreigners that live there that those foreigners should repair the place....as if its not a part of kano state...reeks of some sort of extremism to me...

^Oga, you need to look up the meaning of extremism.
Education / Re: Picture From North-west University Kano by Beaf1: 11:48am On Sep 02, 2014
tonychristopher:


ITS A POINTLESS VENTURE AND WHITE ELEPHANT PROJECT.... EDUCATION IS A WASTED ENDEAVOUR THERE IN NRTH..THEY WONT GO TO SCHOOL

^
Get lost! You can't even make a proper sentence.
Education / Re: Picture From North-west University Kano by Beaf1: 11:42am On Sep 02, 2014
weyham:

My brother, no doubt Kwankwaso is a great achiever dat even his current critics dat prefer development will love him to continue governing kano. Without arguing there is no past Governor dat has put kano in order the way Kwankwaso has done. What are u talking about....ethnicity? My foot! If the northern leaders will possess the leadership qualities of Kwankwaso then North itself will never face wat it is facing today. So lets believe in the structures dat has bin put in place rather than clapping for a proposed site.

Proposed site Are you blind? This structure you see up there is in its finishing phase.

@all the doubting 'thomases' this is NOT a model or a 3D picture. It is real grin

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Politics / Re: 57 Escaped Chibok Get To School In US by Beaf1: 12:21pm On Aug 25, 2014
thwarrior72: Wetin female aboki wan take western education do? (haram).The should send them to Sudan or Saudi Arabia to study, Why waste scarce resources training future house wives & baby makers? cool

^
Do you have a brain? Were they abducted in an arabic or western school?

I am sure you are pained that it is not you or your siblings that are offered such grin
Politics / Re: ... by Beaf1: 5:53pm On Aug 23, 2014
SeaGold: Ngwakwe and barnicasta very intelligent dudes. I am enjoying your debate.

They are both intelligent. One is revealing to us how corrupt and shameless our Commander-in-chief is while the other is trying fruitlessly to proof otherwise grin

Barcanista, thanks.

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Health / Re: Minister Of Health Was Previously Sacked For Fraud by Beaf1: 10:27am On Aug 20, 2014
He is messing with the MNA. They are fighting back grin
Politics / Re: No Vital Part Of My Body Was On Display – Omoni Oboli Replies Critics by Beaf1: 10:07am On Aug 20, 2014
Ashawo!

So it is only your 'monkey skin' that is a vital part.

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Politics / Re: Ebola : Very Important Message On Ebola That May Save Your Life ! by Beaf1: 11:26am On Aug 14, 2014
The Sawyer guy was sent on a bio-suicide mission to come and infect Nigerians.

ANOTHER MESSAGE I GET FROM THIS IS THAT: Any concoction the West decide to send to Nigeria as an 'Ebola vaccine' will be GLADLY accepted by many. Remember it will target NOT only infected persons but entire population (Remember the salt water thingy grin).

In the face of death Ebola, people will gladly bathe with shitwater cheesy grin Life is beautiful and precious.

But we should all remember that whether manmade or not Ebola is REAL and kills quick.

May God save us all.
Politics / Re: Why Sawyer Travelled To Nigeria - Wife by Beaf1: 10:58am On Aug 14, 2014
Now, look at what he has caused. Even a Professor of medicine that we know has bathed with salt water on 8/8/14 grin grin grin

'In search of a better healthcare in Nigeria'
Wrong number location cheesy

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Politics / Re: Suicide Bombers’ Trainer Nabbed With 16 Females by Beaf1: 1:14pm On Aug 11, 2014
Jakumo:

The zombie theory might be closer to reality than we think. The girls being prepped for suicide missions may, after their initial abduction, have been forcibly injected with heroin until they became addicts, at which point they would do ANYTHING to ANYBODY, just for the PROMISE alone, of escape from withdrawal symptoms via another injected dosage of that heavy-duty, mind-warping opiate drug.

Carrying a "package" strapped around the waist, and walking as directed into a crowded bus-terminal or market, would seem like a quick and easy chore in the eyes of a heroin addicted person trained to work in exchange for injections of the soul-destroying drug to which they are so hopelessly addicted.

^
Correct. Use of charm could also be possible. If not, how can a person with brain/sense carry out such mission?
Literature / Re: Bad Spread (An Awareness Fiction Story on Ebola Virus) by Beaf1: 4:53pm On Aug 10, 2014
Nice piece but....

YOU CAN'T BE INFECTED WITH EBOLA TODAY AND DIE TOMORROW like the write-up indicates. The incubation period is 16 - 21 days.
Foreign Affairs / Re: Horror Faced By non-sunnis In Iraq. by Beaf1: 3:37pm On Aug 10, 2014
Where is 'christian' written on those bodies?
A palestinian child shattered by Israel rockets is not different from these.

No religion allows this. This is barbarism.

Btw the OP is an irredeemable b@stard for posting these photos to incite people. Get your 'Christian' bl@ck azz outta here.
Nairaland / General / Re: Man Accidentally Kills Himself Taking Selfie With Gun by Beaf1: 10:22am On Aug 10, 2014
How the hell is selfie done with a gone
Does the gun have a front camera?

I need a demonstration. Not practical o grin grin
Politics / Re: Breaking News!! NMA President Has Resigned!! by Beaf1: 3:42pm On Aug 08, 2014
lomaxx:

What measures have you put in place to ensure that these doctors won't die from the same Ebola? Ward coats and gloves?

Good luck to the ex-NMA boss in all his future endeavors.

^ Hi Doc,

Fear dey cash you? grin grin grin No worry, salt/warm water can do the magic.

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Politics / Re: Shocking: You Can Also Get Ebola From Sex by Beaf1: 3:31pm On Aug 08, 2014
collynzov5: No big deal there since you can get the infection from even normal contacts.
Before even exchanging blood with the person through sex you must have come in contact with him one way or the other.

^This is not true. It is ONLY contagious when the victim has started showing sign/symptoms. So technically without the s3x aspect there be infection.

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