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Mr. President and his thieving girl friends. Uduah and Dieziani are given BAD name to aspiring women politicians in this country.

Mr. Poster, are you satisfied now?

You dont open threads asking why is Retardeen is being insulted on this forum. Even the Retardeen himself will not want this threads opened anymore. Why? because it will get him more insults .

Respect is supposed to earned and the President has not done anything to deserve it.

A breath of contaminated air.

egift: QUESTION:
Why is Jonathan not fighting corruption in Nigeria?

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Can you fight yourself?

I would love to see his GCE result and CGPA when he graduated from the university. I will also love to see his PhD thesis and interact with some of his students (Dame's mates) when he was a lecturer. I hope this not too much?

Smartest my bumbum!!

This National Conference/Dialogue is just a weapon GEJ is using to get support of the people from the south to win election in 2015. We all know that the thieving elites (north and south) will not benefit from the outcome of any dialogue/conference. They will want the status quo to remain.

When I hear 'let's split the country' from my brothers from the south I just pity them. Nigeria is not and will never split peacefully. Only war and revolution will do that.

I billion dollars = 160billion naira. Chai!

If money can buy or extend life Yar'adua and Abacha would have been alive today. Death came when they were at the peak of it all. This should have been a lesson to our thieving politicians.

In the next 15 - 20 years Obasanjo, IBB, Buhari, Tinubu, Tukur etc will be using a support to stand up and walk. Their loot will not help them when the permanent resting place (grave) is calling.

The guy have a point. Shekarau and Kwankwaso are political opponents. The APC leadership should thread with caution. But I will choose Kwankwaso 100 times before looking at Shekarau. Kwankwaso is currently giving Kano a new face and he has been around for just 2 years. Shekarau spent 8 years without anything to show for it.

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Where is the 8th one?

I have exhausted my search and it's definitely seven (7)

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What is 'latest' about that? Are you new with internet and emails? I have seen and deleted this type of gabbage from my emails severally.

6 Reasons Why Jonathan Must Run in 2015

1 - In 2015 he must Run for his dear life because EFCC will be coming for him
2 - In 2015 he must Run back to the creeks and continue with his fishing occupation because that is what he is good at
3 - In 2015 he must Run to obasanjo and beg him to please educate him on how to survive in the Nigerian prisons
4 - In 2015 he must Run to his wife and tell her to be ready for the d-day
5 - In 2015 he must Run to his mentor Alamgheadba%$*& to teach him how to disguise as a woman to beat airport securities
6 - etc etc etc etc

Boss13: If you greet them, they will tell you to park - "anything for the boys". If you don't greet them; park - "where is your driver's license"

I mean when you walk pass them not driving in a car. BTW are police supposed to ask you for driver's license?

I learned that these guys are paid millions of naira as compensation. Do they want to eat the cake and still have it?

nwabobo: What if it's the "black hatted fisherman" against a 'born to rule' protege, who gets your vote?

I told you I dont really care where he comes from.

I have read your opinions up there and you I are definitely not thinking the same. Let me ask you a question: Will you vote for Fashola or any other smart person from the southwest if they contest in 2015 against your slow and clueless brother GEJ?

Lanretoye: so that by the time they will release him on bail,nobody will recognize him...God pass them,his identity cant be hidden.

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His burnt/fried hand alone can easily give him away. Infact, they should have hidden the hand instead of the face

The hot substance should have landed on this guy's entire face instead of hand. His entire face should have been burnt and let's see how he can handle the rifle gun. Eediot!

Wow! I forsee an upsurge in the PTE exams if this is true.

Give us another southerner NOT this retarded and black hatted fisherman. He is clueless.

Give us Fashola or a better man. Or are they also northerners?

If the Retardeen is allowed to rule until 2019 will the world end? 1999 was just like yesterday, nothing much has changed.

I need a good and intelligent president even if we have to borrow one from Cameroun

This is my mindset and intend to keep it.

I have a habit of smiling and saying 'Hi', 'Hello' or 'Weldone' to people I passed by especially at their duty posts, but feel somehow 'afraid' to do the same to the Nigerian Police especially those with angry looking faces and guns. They are also human beings and I feel guilty sometimes when I passed them without saying a word. Nigerian police can be funny sometimes. What if after the gesture they stop you and start harassing you?

I do confidently say hi and even crack jokes with the police when I am outside Nigeria especially UK but naija police?

Do you greet them or just pass and mind your business? Let's hear your views

So the Shepopo woman is allowed to invite her fellow widows to dance on our airport tarmacs but it has now suddenly become illegal for Opposition to use same to welcome their guests? Jonathan and his advisers are confused.

When did the police started making laws anyway

Global Youth Forum ko Motor Spare Parts/Super Glue Sellers Association ni

THE THING EVEN GET FM RADIO SEF..

Size: 106 x 46 x 13 mm
Weight: 59g
Screen:1.45" 128 x 128 pixels
Display: TN 65K color display
Colours: Black, Deep Red and Fascinating Red

Other features: Built-in MP3 player, 3MB of memory and a wireless FM radio

I hope the President will set sentiments aside and sack this woman.

If questions like this will be asked where is the 'one Nigeria' $hit we are talking about? Apart from the swearing-in gathering do you see these thieving politicians with a Bible of Quran to guide them in their duties to deliver good governance?

If a crocodile worshipper can deliver he is welcome

[s]We all know what part of Nigeria will feel this the most. The oyel owners. I guess the lazy 'parasites' of the north can only revive their resources and make good use of it.[/s]

This is serious o. I hope we start dusting our lazy selves up and find another source of wealth.

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Are you surprise? Didnt you see the bike? It is a vintage ride not the one our okada use around here. BTW 9000USD = N1.4m and you it could get you all you've mentioned above?

This bike doesnt have shock-absorber on the rear wheels, I can see some springs on the seat. Bicycle things...

Our Fingers are precious to us and our women, biko. Now if you loose your Finger to armed robbers you cannot be able Finger again? I am sure ladies and housewives will also reject this 'pleasure threatnening' proposal.

Bossforeva: The lord knows i'll never ride on that car with that huge pole that looks like a television station mast on it

^Even if they happen to be the ONLY cars around in 2040?

If a Nigerian leader decides to live like this the cabal and his family circle will kill him

He will not even go near aso rock let alone occupy it. In Nigeria you have STEAL/SPEND money, drink and bath with innocent bloods before you will make it to that seat.

Wow! Good brains are now running away from Nigerian politics. See what those PhD fishbrains and Diploma holders have turn Nigeria into. Now who will come and salvage us?

I just imagine a presidential debate between the Retardeem and Sanusi

Wow!

GEJ is going to have a heart attack if he sees this thread.

And the his Hippo wife is not helping matter at all. He will surely be remembered as the most cursed and abused president Nigeria ever had.

- Decorum 0%
- Confidence 4%
- Logic 5%
- Charisma 7%
- Prudence 0%
- patriotism 5%
- Greed 100%

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How can someone with the above score card be President?

adepojuot: my brother in the lord,I am a Christian like you,I Am not a Muslim and I can never be a Muslim. am only exposing them. see this: Atrocities committed prophet Muhammed: year 623-orders raids on meccan caravan,624-battle of Badr, 624-prophet evicted Qaynuqa Jews from Medina, 624-prophet Muhammed orders the assissination of Abu Afak, 624-prophet also orders assissination of Asma bint Marwan,624-Muhammed also orders assassination of Ka;b al-ashraf,625-battle of Uhud,625-Evicts Nadir Jews,627-Battle of the Trench:note:during trench battle: prophet Muhammed murdered 800-900 Jewish men and he took there wives captive.627-Massacre of the Qurayza Jews,628-Muhammed districion and Subjugation of the Khaybar Jews,629-Muhammed orders first raid into Christians at Muta but he was defeated,630-conquered Mecca by suprice along with other tribes,632-prophet dies......Ask google if you are doubting my write up....Muhammed is an Narcissist,a paedophile,a mass murderer,a terrorist,a misogynist,a lecher,a cult leader,a rapist,a torturers,an assassin and looters...Quran 9:112:The Believers fight in Allah,s cause,they slay and are slain,kill and are killed...so,why do we blame shakau??

Try harder. You and Shekau are one and the same. Giving Islam a bad image.

Those saying Muslims are shielding and supporting Shekau, I ask you this: Will you be soo privileged to fight or confront a felow Christian or pastor who does the same thing Shekarau does? Remember he has gun, bomb and controls an army of foot soldiers who are ready to die. Shekau and his men are killing soldiers of the Nigerian Army and you want muslims to challenge or fight them? You guys must be high on some lizard $hit (offence intended)

A renowned Islamic cleric (Dr. Ja'afar) who preached against their activities is now 6 fit below.