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PoliticsRe: Cramjones & The FFK Mystery Resolved!! by Beaf1: 10:43pm On Jan 10, 2014
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Interesting..

Are You FKKF? (fkk friend)? You seems to know him wella cheesy
PoliticsRe: Caption This Pic. by Beaf1: 10:24pm On Jan 10, 2014
HERE
PoliticsRe: Sanusi Erases Scheduled Leave, Dares Jonathan by Beaf1: 3:41pm On Jan 10, 2014
This Winniz guy has been disgracing himself grin

There are learned people on this forum and some of them has been making efforts to correct you but I can see you are still spewing rubbish.

The simple fact is that if Sanusi knows he can be sacked with just two sentence in a letter (like you guys has been insinuating) he wouldn't have 'dared' your master (assuming the news is true sha). If Nigerians knows the laws of the land and its limits so many things would have been better. Peace.
PhonesRe: Vivo Xplay 3S: World's First 2K Display Smartphone by Beaf1:
Gerrard59: Bros Beaf!

You can as well give yur thoughts about the phone on the SONY PHONE DISCUSSION on the phone section. Will love to get that phone, na reviews frm a Naija point of view that's holding me.
Thanks. But Mehn.. you are missing BIG! Go get that beast cheesy I am romancing and kissing mine now grin

The white color is beauty.

PhonesRe: Vivo Xplay 3S: World's First 2K Display Smartphone by Beaf1: 12:42pm On Jan 08, 2014
Just picked up a Sony Xperia Z1 yesterday and that's it! No new phone will get my attention in the next five years. Never! even if it has a monster inbuilt, unless something happened to my beautiful and sexy Sony cheesy
PoliticsRe: 10 Noise Makers To Watch Out For In 2014 by Beaf1: 1:47pm On Jan 05, 2014
Nonsense!!

I'm not buying this $h!t.

Enough of the clueless and ogogoro headed PDP cheesy

What will Liebaran Maku "the parrot" say in 2014?
PhonesRe: Sony Xperia Z Or Samsung Galaxy S4: Which Should I Buy? by Beaf1: 2:31pm On Jan 04, 2014
Fake Samsumg phones are everywhere. It is hard to differentiate the fake and original one. I am tempted to go for the Xperia Z1. It is N103 on Kondga.com.
HealthRe: Man Gives Birth To Baby Girl: His Wife Is The Father (Argentina) by Beaf1: 7:21pm On Jan 03, 2014
druid06: If you could only see the irony in this.

The woman turn man is the dude who carries the baby and delivers after nine month via caesarian section while the man turn woman just sits and acts like a man.

Don't you see the ironic controversy?

Why go through all these rigorous sex changed only to answer to what nature originally made you to be.
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That's it! They are just confused. There is nothing surprising here. When that 'man' zips down there will be vag.ina and when the 'woman' strips we will see a c'ock cheesy

The man is a woman naturally and woman man naturally. End of tory.
PoliticsRe: Nigeria Will Cease To Exist By 12 Midnight Today! by Beaf1: 9:34pm On Dec 31, 2013
Ymodulus: The union is broken By INTERNATIONAL LAWS
This just goes to say that the people of Biafra can actualise their dream once more.
To all igbos please tune into radio Biafra London. If u use an android phone stream it live from tune in. If u use iPhone also stream live.
. LETS JUBILATES for Nigeria in some few minutes will not be recognise by international laws.
We must all understand this. Don't be scared of Nigeria splitting Its not new.
USSR - splitted into , Poland, Georgia and Russia etc
UK - is splitting currently into Ireland, wales .
Sudan - North and South Sudan
Korea North and south Korea.
We must break thru this jinx of an illegal union
I am not Igbo but am proud of the igbos.
Hausas if u don't like this GO and DIE.
@bolded
Yeah right, we can see how they are living peacefully after.
TV/MoviesRe: Nollywood Actresses Semi-unclad On Movie Poster (photo) by Beaf1: 3:06pm On Dec 19, 2013
lightheart: I don't know wether to envy or pity the graphic designer. sad
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Yes O. The cloning is soo poor cheesy
TV/MoviesRe: Nollywood Actresses Semi-unclad On Movie Poster (photo) by Beaf1: 3:04pm On Dec 19, 2013
Photoshop things..cheesy

The upper part of the body is dark while the lower part is 'white'?

BTW, is that Omotola Jalade face?
PropertiesRe: Hut Built With Plastic Bottles by Beaf1: 2:59pm On Dec 19, 2013
ngozievergreen: so, one kick and the house falls?
What if they are filled with sand or cement?
PoliticsRe: BOMBSHELL!!! Obasanjo Attack On Jonathan!!! Mallam Idris Mohammed Replies by Beaf1: 1:44pm On Dec 17, 2013
BeraBera: B-O-M-B-S-H-E-L-L!!!
Obasanjo Attack On Jonathan!!!
Mallam Idris Mohammed (Dakata, Kano) Wrote:


"You don't expect Jonathan to lick your ass. You must be a wicked man to send nearly 10 names to Jonathan and wanted to force him to make them Ministers.
When you were in his position,Did Shagari, Abdulsalami, IBB, Shonekan or Buhari send list of Ministers that must be appointed?" You want to appoint all Exco of PDP alone and when the party members and the President say No, your start writing baseless letters.
Your political influence has dropped to nearly zero and it is wise for you to proceed straight to retirement and leave Nigeria for the younger generation".

Obasanjo, you are frustrated and I know that,you are scared that the little man, from a small village in Bayelsa will leave a legacy that will overshadow your fruitless 8-years in office.

"A Hausa proverb says that "a woman that has no child, will like the whole world to die at the same time"."All the corruption allegations against Jonathan's government in the last 11 months are mere fabrication, as they are well orchestrated, by the same people and group".

How can Nigeria lose funds that are bigger than her revenue? It does not add up. You cannot lose what you do not have."Obasanjo should leave Jonathan alone,leadership is turn by turn. The rail Obasanjo could not manage, Jonathan has fixed the bulk of it in just few months.

The power plants (electricity) Obasanjo abandoned, wasting over $18billion, Jonathan has fixed them and linked them with gas for operations. The roads, airports are getting better, Agriculture is booming again after over 45 years of neglect.
"Obasanjo, Allah is bigger than you. Leave Jonathan alone. You failed in your 8 years, let this man work".

-Source:
Hope For Nigeria.
If this Mallam Idris Mohammed is truly in existence he has made it BIG. He must be smiling to be banks by now.

I am just interested in the bolded. Where is the damn light grin
PoliticsRe: The Meeting Between CBN And NNPC Over Missing $49.8 Ended in Deadlock Last Night by Beaf1: 1:36pm On Dec 17, 2013
Sincere 9gerian: We do not need information from unknown "sources". NNPC has moved from one media house to the other speaking openly and clarifying the payment it made within the period. The CBN governor, who originated this controversy, should also come out openly to defend the CBN position.
Who is 'we' in this your post? I hope you dont mean 'we nigerians'?

This guy must be Abati or Okupe cheesy
BusinessRe: Watch Out For Scammers At Shoprite (ikeja) by Beaf1: 2:30pm On Dec 15, 2013
It is NOT you they scammed. It is their employers!

The OP is putting it as if it he/she that was 'scammed'. We will observe this and report to the management for it is a bad habit not because we are being scammed?
AutosRe: BMW 3 Series For Sale At 1.450m by Beaf1: 2:06pm On Dec 13, 2013
German machines are expensive to maintain. Nice ride though, hapi sale.
PoliticsRe: 4 Things We've Learnt From The Nigerian Polity In 4 Months by Beaf1: 3:41pm On Dec 10, 2013
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Na wa o. Is it your father's house? Think straight man.

What if GEJ today decamp to APC?

I think Nigerians should start voting candidates and not a party. If GEJ leaves PDP today will you people still support the party?
PoliticsRe: 10 Things You Didn’tknow About Nigerianpresident Goodluckjonathan by Beaf1: 11:36am On Dec 10, 2013
We know these things abeg.

Let me add some:

11. He is the most cursed and abused president Nigeria has ever produced

12. He is the most clueless President Nigeria has ever proced

13. Etc etc

Next.....
PoliticsRe: APC will fight corruption!!! by Beaf1: 11:28am On Dec 10, 2013
Slncere 9gerian: “This is a party that will put people at the forefront of their cause in participating in politics. Never has there been a group that will focus on the welfare of the Nigerian citizenry and fight corruption and waste in governance" - Tinubu

Do you know that Shortly before he left office in 2007, Bola Tinubu signed a mindless Pensions Law which gives a former governor a pension salary that is same as that of the sitting governor.shocked
In addition, he gets 300 percent of this amount as (furniture allowance, shocked two houses (one in Abuja and the other in Lagos) at locations of the former governor’s choice, three replaceable brand new cars,shocked and an almost endless list of aides and allowances shockedshocked
Furthermore, the Pensions Law starts operating from Bola Tinubu while all other former governors are excluded from the package.
Cooked up bull$#iT. Where is your source sauce? grin
PoliticsRe: Nelson Mandela: 10 Surprising Facts. by Beaf1: 11:20am On Dec 10, 2013
Thanks OP.

There's a channel named MADIBA on DSTV airing ALL about him. It is very interesting to watch (for those interested).
CelebritiesRe: Stella Damasus' Daughters, Isabel And Angelica (Pictures) by Beaf1: 10:39am On Dec 10, 2013
yagbaboy1: cute kids! They look like RMD. . .
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Meaning What? Are you trying to tell us something cheesy

@Topic

I can see why Stella was shouting and screaming at Yerima on AJ STREAM. She's gat some underage wives grin
PoliticsRe: LOL, Naija! There's Now A Go And Die T-shirt? by Beaf1: 3:25pm On Dec 06, 2013
My Own:

PoliticsRe: LOL, Naija! There's Now A Go And Die T-shirt? by Beaf1: 3:09pm On Dec 06, 2013
I see PDP in that T-shirt. BTW it doesnt make any sense and it will not sell. Baad business cheesy
PhonesRe: How To Stop 'spam' Calls From GSM Operators by Beaf1: 1:34pm On Dec 06, 2013
Yes. and their useless SMS's too. That moment when you are expecting a credit alert from your bank only to see MTNN cheesy

Sooo annoying..
PoliticsRe: Amaechi, Nyako, Wammako, Kwankwaso, Ahmed Still In PDP – Tukur by Beaf1: 10:52am On Dec 05, 2013
[quote author=99/100]U daunce, Tukur was only trying to sound diplomatic.
Who told you he is missing them?
Also i learnt only 20 'new pdp' senators were absent.So PDP are still d majority in d house by far.
I LIKE THIS MOVIE, IT IS GETTING MORE CLEARER AND INTERESTING.[/quote]^
Just listen to yourself cheesy

@tOPIC

The old man is sinile already...
PoliticsRe: Port To Ur Regional Universities B4 2015 Breakup.. by Beaf1: 10:45am On Dec 05, 2013
kennypoka2: ma dear nairalanders, I bring to u one of the Best advice ever.. if u r 4rm sw and u school in one of the se universities like uniben, futo, Enugu uni and so on and u still dey 100level or 200lv beta port nw to any sw universities b4 naija breakup of 2015. likewise d other way around.. no say I no tell u oo..



na joke oo.. no crusify me oo..



United we stand divided we fall.. ONE NIGERIA.. God bless Nigeria
^ In your dreams

This marriage is binding cheesy
PoliticsRe: BREAKING NEWS: Jonathan And His Wife, Patience, Admitted Into German Hospital by Beaf1: 10:42am On Dec 05, 2013
Car TalkRe: Are You Always Conscious Of The Value Of Your Car? by Beaf1: 3:07pm On Dec 03, 2013
My Lion (peugeot) is 2 and half years old. On my last service when I told the mechanic it was almosst 3 years he was supprised to bones. YES I value my ride like money and drive with care cheesy
PoliticsRe: Network Back In Maiduguri At last by Beaf1: 3:00pm On Dec 03, 2013
It's a LIE. Not after yesterday's pre-dawn attack and killings that has been on the news. Op where did you get your news from?
AutosRe: 2000 Lexus RX300 For N1.380m by Beaf1: 2:55pm On Dec 03, 2013
Nice Car. hAPPy SaLe.

I need an Audi 2007 and Above model to buy

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