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PoliticsRe: PHCN Replaced By Electricity Management Services (EMS) by Beaf1: 2:47pm On Sep 11, 2013
Bantino: Will this guarantee 24hrs, 7days a week, 365 days a year of un-interrupted power supply??
24hours?

GEJ should give me 12hrs uninterrupted everyday and he has my vote in 2019 cheesy
PoliticsRe: Babangida May Pull-out Of Talks Over Asari Dokubo's Threats by Beaf1: 11:21am On Sep 11, 2013
This is one of the major highlights of the report of the Political Committee, one of the secret committees raised by the President.

It was learnt that the report of the political committee was ready last night.

The President raised three committees last Thursday before travelling to Kenya on a state visit.

The committees (Political, Legal and Contact) were given advisory task on how the presidency should contain the aggression of the G-7 governors and the Kawu Baraje faction.

A source said: “The other measures recommended by the committee include an X-ray of the activities of the disloyal members in the states and possible expulsion of some of those indicted in the factionalisation of PDP.
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Mr. Committee President
PoliticsRe: FG Order For 53 Gold Iphones To Celebrate Independence by Beaf1: 10:40am On Sep 11, 2013
independence
iPhone
53iPhones
53rd Independence

50,000GBP x 53 = 2,650,000GBP

2,650,000 x 255 = N675,750,000 shocked
PoliticsRe: Call Atiku To Order, Ex-militant Leaders Warn ACF by Beaf1: 10:15am On Sep 11, 2013
Yungwizzzy: atiku will be phukkin scared by now hehe grin grin
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You gotta be kidding.

@Topic

Jonathan is not smart at all. He is not so popular even in some part of the south why is he keeping mute while these Rebels destroys his image further? How can you allow utterances such as this to be associated with you? You definitely need the vote and support of these Boko Harems in order to win elections in 2015. You Rebelious brothers alone cannot put you in aso rock. While you are making efforts for reconciliation within the PDP your brothers are spitting fire grin

Even Atiku choosed words carefully when he 'threatened to make your regime ungovernable', that is called smartness.
PoliticsRe: Pictures Of Borno & Yobe From A JTF Nairalander. by Beaf1: 2:56pm On Sep 10, 2013
Thanks OP. This is very informative, can you not reduce the pix too much?

Thanks

IS THAT BUILDING ATTACKED BY ROCKETS or just one single bomb? Na wa o
PoliticsRe: Atiku, Single Highest Employer Of Labour In The Niger Delta by Beaf1: 10:13am On Sep 10, 2013
So Atiku is the one feeding this loud mouthed rebels while their governors and politicians loots them dry. SMH
PoliticsRe: NERC Introduces N25,000 Levy On Generators by Beaf1: 9:58am On Sep 10, 2013
buffenuff: Good thinking, if the supply of generators decreases, the supply of electricity should increase according to the law of ..mm
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According to the law what? cheesy
PoliticsRe: NERC Introduces N25,000 Levy On Generators by Beaf1: 9:56am On Sep 10, 2013
Clueless Government.

Will this Charge discourage the importers from bringing in Generators? The N25,000 will be transfered to us consumers which means a 100KVA generator will be N25,000 more when we buy them.

Provide the goddamn light and you will see this business gounded to a halt.
Foreign AffairsRe: Queen Elizabeth Ii Husband Accidentally Flashes joystick(pic) by Beaf1: 3:21pm On Sep 09, 2013
Tradition my f00t!

Now the love of tradition has left his wrinkled blokos out in the glare grin

So this is the blokos that has been depriving our Queen of a nice sound sleep lipsrsealed
PoliticsRe: New PDP’ Governors, Obasanjo, Others Shun Post Convention Dinner by Beaf1: 2:13pm On Sep 09, 2013
We all know that all this pre, ante and post conventions are all efforts IN VAIN to bring back the striking governors.

GEJ should come clean and begin to beg them o cheesy
PoliticsRe: My Attitudinal Predilection Scared My Lecturers – Patrick Obahiagbon by Beaf1: 7:46pm On Sep 08, 2013
Is that trouser oversize or what. I hope this guy is not loosing it upstairs.

If you talk to me and it requires I look for a dictionary to understand you, what if I need to put what you told me into action immediately so as to in save a life or to avert some disaster happening?

Does he use those jargons to address his gatemen and messengers? Or does he use 'normal' English? He is attention seeker. Daz all.
PoliticsRe: Take A Breath On Child Marriage: An Advice For Stella Damascus by Beaf1: 3:56pm On Sep 08, 2013
Did Yerima's 13yr old bride experienced VVF after giving birth?

Stella Damascus is just an attention seeker an she has failed.

I almost saw her fist while speaking on Aljazeera while Femi and her colleague were smiling and asking questions.
PoliticsRe: The Opportunity Cost Of Tompolo's Private Jet by Beaf1: 3:42pm On Sep 08, 2013
PehaKaso: May God punish all Niger Delta haters. We're pulling out of dis con3 4rm now & 2015. FYI, we're ready 4 WAR
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Wow!

If you are not Tompolo and or benefiting directly from his activities and loots then you dont even deserve a pity. What a mindset. I guess Tompolo and co have fought and "Emancipated" you guys by buying a Jet for community use cheesy What is that plane called again? grin
PoliticsRe: Bode George Supports President Jonathan by Beaf1: 3:18pm On Sep 08, 2013
Yesterday it was a Rebel (A$$-ari Dumb'kobo) saying Jonathan should not shame them, today it is an ex-convict drumming support for him. Na wa o. shocked
PoliticsRe: Video Of Governor Suntai's True Condition by Beaf1: 3:50pm On Sep 07, 2013
This is sad. This man's family, especially his wife and children are wicked. Dont they have pity? All this man wants is help on how his medical condition can improve not parading him before newsmen and power hungry politicians.
PoliticsRe: We Will Begin Process To Impeach President Jonathan - Atiku Abubakar Group. by Beaf1: 5:00pm On Sep 06, 2013
@Op

Where is the source sauce of this news?
PoliticsRe: Take A Breath: An Advice For Stella Damasus by Beaf1: 2:56pm On Sep 06, 2013
So who is Stella Damascus? How many time did she open her legs before given a role to act in a film? How many film directors has she f^cked before becoming 'famous'?

What advice does she have for her sisters of primary and secondary school age who f#ck teachers and their mates in classrooms/toilets in Lagos?

A 13yr old girl who is defiled by her husband and a 13yr old girl who is defiled on a street who is more decent?

Nonsense!
PoliticsRe: Revealed!!! Dirty Facts About Fomer VP Atiku Abubakar by Beaf1: 2:39pm On Sep 06, 2013
"Beside the fact that Atiku Abubakar is corrupt and unworthy as a politician, he has very little education and is therefore poorly equipped to even lead a local government. But Atiku is not alone in this regard; majority of the half-baked politicians who are pretending to be leaders of the Nigerian people are also poorly educated and largely ignorant. It is not just corruption that is at the heart of the Nigerian problem and poor leadership, poor education or the lack of it has also been a major factor. The only reasonable education Atiku earned was a diploma in law from Ahmadu Bello University!"

Your piece is so revealing, I am just concern with the above ^^

The most clueless president we have in Nigeria today is a PhD holder so what are you saying?
PoliticsRe: PDP Splitsville: Baraje Faction Threatens Bamanga Tukur With Jail by Beaf1: 2:17pm On Sep 06, 2013
Yeah!

I guess the Old man has gone senile. He needs a reminder that this is democrazy with rule of laws. I hope he can even say our National Anthem well.

I like this. I need sauce please, this yam is too dry grin
PoliticsRe: President Jonathan & Patience At Jomo Kenyatta Airport by Beaf1: 2:15pm On Sep 06, 2013
[quote author=Duke_Nija]Damnnnn!!
Those Kenyan kids are fugly undecided undecided undecided lipsrsealed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed

And they must be kids of the elite.. cry cry[/quote]^
Yeah!
How are they compared to your Hippo lady in that picture?
PoliticsRe: I Left Ilorin Via Train Around 7 Am And Got To Lagos This Morning Around 5am by Beaf1: 2:10pm On Sep 06, 2013
agbameta: Why? Not enough fresh air on board..? grin
Yeah!

I guess the air on board was smelly and suffocating grin
PoliticsRe: 2015 Elections: Jonathan’ll Win Re-election, Says Primate Ayodele by Beaf1: 12:40pm On Sep 06, 2013
Yeah!
So Jonathan should then come to you for prayers abi? and dash you some of his loot.

Not too smart. I need sauce cheesy
PoliticsRe: Is APC A 'muslim' Party? by Beaf1: 12:03pm On Sep 06, 2013
king of pool: ehhhhhh................i cant beliv i made it to be de 1st to comment olisah daa alu kwa oooooo



outro:. Yes apc is a muslim party,wit a muslim agenda,wit de interest of muslim at heart,and muslim flow in dia blood........i can smell muslim evry wia......enter my cdm dem go ask u re u a muslim......kush
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First to comment? Do you think this $hit will get to FP?

@Post
Yes it is a muslim party and they are not asking for your vote. Shove it!
PoliticsRe: Jonathan Is A Disgrace - Asari Dokubo by Beaf1: 11:24am On Sep 06, 2013
This is an indication that Mr. President was truly a rebel and a militant. Look at how his former colleagues are ranting and making noise all over the place. SMH.

Mr. A$$-ari Dumb-kobo, Jonathan is now a gentleman with money and power NOT a fat, fugly and frustrated bearded man like you.

If war is declared today as you are ranting there will be no Aso Rock and if aso rock falls there will be no Presidency occupied by an Ijaw man. You are being foolish!

The people you want Jonathan to fight are the people who brought him there in the first place. Obasanjo single-handedly picked Jonathan for the seat of vice president and he eventually is the president today. Where were you A$$-ari Dumb-kobo?
PoliticsRe: FG Reassures Nigerians Of 20,000MW Of Electricity By 2016 by Beaf1: 11:05am On Sep 06, 2013
Rubbish!
By 2016 when another set of thieves occupy the aso rock, you will be in your Kaduna home enjoying your loot.

If by 2014 we did not see improvement in power we are voting your a$$es out, you and your master the drunken fisherman. He goes back to the Creeks while you retire in the swam with your Crocodiles. Nonsense! >:
IslamRe: Importance Of Salat by Beaf1: 10:18am On Sep 06, 2013
@OP.
Jaza'akAllah Khairan. I am so guilty of this. Ya Allah forgive our sins and guide us to the right path. Amin.
PoliticsRe: My President Is Not A Retardeen. Is Yours? by Beaf1: 9:58pm On Sep 05, 2013
@Op.

If you actually feel 'pained' when Joe is called Retardeen you wouldn't have initiated a thread like this.

Just wait and see, unless this thread has miraculously disappeared, I assure you Retardeen will sound better when this gets people's attention.

Majority of us are not happy with your president right now.
PoliticsRe: Dangote Is The Next President Of Nigeria by Beaf1: 9:47pm On Sep 05, 2013
@Op

I need a source sauce.
PoliticsRe: Meet 11-year-old Boy Whose Dream Is To Kill The President Of His Country by Beaf1: 9:43pm On Sep 05, 2013
They give a boy a rifle and take a snap shot and bla bla... This is not convincing enough.

I need more source sauce cheesy
PoliticsRe: Atiku And His Gangs Are Fools For Saying GEJ Shouldn't Contest In 2015. by Beaf1: 4:04pm On Sep 04, 2013
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Yeah, we all can see that.
Why is he $hitting in his pants after the mini-convention drama? cheesy
PoliticsRe: Stalemate As PDP Govs Disagree At Parley by Beaf1: 4:42am On Sep 03, 2013
I need sauce.

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