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PoliticsRe: Us President Barack Obama As You Have Never Seen Before! (pics) by Beaf1: 2:14pm On Sep 02, 2013
Wow!
This kid now has power to control world affairs. He is making Syrian government $hit in their pants.
PoliticsRe: Cameroon Gendarmes, Not JTF Killed Shekau - Report by Beaf1: 1:02pm On Sep 02, 2013
So these people wants GEJ to be the one to break the news and not Sagir? I can see you are comparing Osama with this Stick-chewing bastard. After GEJ announced his death then what? Let him also observe 10minutes silence and declare a public holiday. Rubbi$h!
PhonesRe: 23 Signs You’re Addicted To Your Smartphone by Beaf1: 2:54pm On Sep 01, 2013
mmmustapha: 23 sign that this writer got no work 2 do undecided
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Wrong!

Every morning when i get to my office I open two taps on the Internet Explorer - one is for my office email the other is for Nairaland. If I tell you where I work you will take back your 'got no work to do' $hit back cheesy
PoliticsRe: Title This Pix by Beaf1: 11:55am On Sep 01, 2013
Power Miss Road.
PhonesRe: Gionee Dream D1 Vs Tecno N7 by Beaf1: 11:00am On Sep 01, 2013
adaobi123: I don care.

Say no to Chinese phones
Samsung is a Chinese name. Even the almighty Apples are designed or assembled in China. What do you manufacture apart from $hit cheesy

They are Chinese phones, so be specific.
PhonesRe: Gionee Dream D1 Vs Tecno N7 by Beaf1: 10:54am On Sep 01, 2013
busoye19: I'm using it also. The only shortcoming I noticed on dream d1 is that, it doesn't have 3G/H+ on sim 2. I don't know if anyone have noticed that?
I noticed that too.
PhonesRe: Gionee Dream D1 Vs Tecno N7 by Beaf1: 10:53am On Sep 01, 2013
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I got mine @40
PoliticsRe: Wives Of Nigeria’s Current Powerful Politicians by Beaf1: 2:50pm On Aug 30, 2013
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Do you care to counter the reasons I gave above?

Those Chinese and Russians what are their official languages? Are they First Ladies and or public office holders? Who told you we need Dames english to be polished for reading an expiry date on a Maggie cube or Bournvita?

SHE IS A FIRSTLADY OF THE FEDERAL REPUBLIC OF NIGERIA!!! We have school children who wants to be like her. God damn it!

You are more than a disappointment.
PoliticsRe: Wives Of Nigeria’s Current Powerful Politicians by Beaf1: 2:33pm On Aug 30, 2013
[quote author=naija_swag]Is fluency in english intelligence and brilliance. The best programmers in world now are Chinese and Russians. Able to hack into any computer system in the world - white house,nsa, cia, fbi- name them. Faster than standard computing speed by millions of times in their programs. They don't know a damned single english. They speak chinese and russian. Does that mean that they are not educated?

Nigerians can be useless. Placing premium on inconsequential matters.[/quote]English language is our official language. It is used as a medium of instruction from Kindergarten up to University level in Nigeria and Dame studied in a Nigerian University. Unless you want to tell us that Dame was taught in her Okirika language cheesy

Your reference to Chinese people is nonsense. Last I checked computer programmes are designed in different languages, Chinese inclusive.

Dame has been FirstLady since when her husband was a deputy governor/governor in Bayelsa. Even if she was too slow to learn good English in school, she should have atleast tried to master by now since she became a public figure occupying "Office of the First Lady". There is no Excuse at all.
PoliticsRe: Who Could Be Responsible For The Recent Vandalisation Of Phcn Properties? by Beaf1: 1:42pm On Aug 30, 2013
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Are you indirectly saying his father is/was a NEPA corrupt official?

Maybe you should start by asking what position does his father occupies/occupied first. And what number of years he has spent with them. This alone will determine if he can afford the above mentioned luxuries he doesnt need to go into too much details. Peace
Car TalkRe: Would You Accept Or Reject '419' Number Plate? by Beaf1: 6:00pm On Aug 29, 2013
eddiebruk: I have seen someones plate number 419 GUY, i will be able to show you the pic next week when i am able to get hold of the phone were i saved the photo.
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That will be GUYUK L.G. in Adamawa State. But mehn that is some irresponsible guy. cheesy

One of my cars has 519.





IF THIS GUY'S NAME IS 'TIJJANI' OR 'TUNJI' then he must be investigated ASAP grin

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Bayern Munich Vs Chelsea - UEFA Super Cup 2 - 2 ( 5 - 4) Pens on 30th-08-2013 by Beaf1: 3:34pm On Aug 29, 2013
What time is it?
Christianity EtcRe: Ese Walter Writes A Letter To Jesus by Beaf1: 3:13pm On Aug 29, 2013
Real men control their libido no matter how stubborn it may rise. This pastor is sooo scared. The minute he denies this allegation Ese will begin to roll out evidence which means end of his career/marriage. That is why he has been playing both Maradona and Messi join cheesy
PoliticsRe: Suntai Addresses Taraba People On Videotape by Beaf1: 9:46am On Aug 29, 2013
[quote author=Joe.]You saw it on your radio or you heard it .....which one ?[/quote]Do you know what sarcasm means?
HealthRe: 10 Myths And Facts About Getting Pregnant by Beaf1: 7:25pm On Aug 28, 2013
Emekayoung: Are u ok at all,why on earth are u calling SEUN's name for GOD's sake,was he the one who wrote this article?
I can see u're on drugs again...
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Oga, we should be asking you, if you are OK.
It is programmed by the Admin and that is Seun.

Ignorance is a b!tch.

@topic

The withdrawal thing works fine for me, no shaking.
PoliticsRe: Suntai Dissolves Cabinet Amidst Controversies by Beaf1: 2:54pm On Aug 28, 2013
[quote author=Frank-C]What exactly is legally treasonable about what just happened? Learn to isolate 'how you feel' from facts before you when you want to reach conclusions. The consititution we are operating empowers him to resume his office by just writing a letter to the HOA when he returns. This letter is only a notification that he has resumed, not a permission.

Besides, the guy may be physically weak but mentally and psychologically strong. Neither you nor I are doctors or psychologists to de-certify him. Even if doctors or psychologists must do this, there are legal ways to go about it.

Again, he was elected by Tarabans to be their governor. When they are tired of him, the law demand that they should prevail on their HOA members to impeach him. He was away for 8 months and the HOA could not even raise the motion.

Politically speaking, sacking his cabinet is a very strong political statement, indicating who is the Governor. He needs to press the reset button and reassemble his team.

Finally, Nigerian law does not seem to be against the physically challenged running for an office. It is actually against mentally challenged taking charge of Taraban affairs. For now, the doctors has not confirmed Suntai to be mentally challenged.[/quote]^
Mr. Cabal.

Suntai hasnt utter a word (verbally) to Taraba people since he was brought back. Is he going to govern Taraba by sending letters around?

The wife said he needs 72hrs to rest, we are still waiting. Meanwhile this Cabinet is still intact until we ascertain the mental health of Suntai and his wife cheesy
PoliticsRe: Pictures of first international flight from Enugu. by Beaf1: 11:52am On Aug 27, 2013
Easy route for Drug dealers them. lipsrsealed
PoliticsRe: Google Driverless Cars To Begin Operation!!! by Beaf1: 11:32am On Aug 27, 2013
Cars are designed to carry humans either as drivers or passengers. All that matters is getting to your destination. This is a waste of money and valuable time. They should invent something else.

I want to design two babies (boy and girl) on my computer and print them out from my printer, can Google help with that too? cheesy
PoliticsRe: Suntai Sends Letter To House Of Assembly Asking To Resume As Governor by Beaf1: 11:03am On Aug 27, 2013
Before and After

PoliticsRe: DSS Questions Mother Of Stowaway Teenager by Beaf1: 10:38am On Aug 27, 2013
Ola def2: shut up ur mouth jare' from what the mother have said what else do u want from her ? ' The boi is very naughty just like u'' I skul in ibo land I know some ibo parents that will never moless or maltreat their children ... The boi only need to be seriously dealt with
The poster you quoted said 'something is wrong' you called her naughty and asked her to shut up. You then type the bolded, arent you both saying the same thing?
PoliticsRe: FG Borrows $1.6b To Expand Power Transmission – Nebo by Beaf1: 10:23am On Aug 27, 2013
Borrowing Borrowing always borrowing..
Where is our freaking oyel money? grin
Car TalkRe: Top 12 Pennywise-pound-foolish Car Practices by Beaf1: 5:56pm On Aug 23, 2013
Thanks. Does automatic transmission needs servicing? And how often can that be?
CelebritiesRe: Queen Elizabeth As A Toddler - Unseen Photos by Beaf1: 6:10pm On Aug 19, 2013
Like someone said, even to shine congo the poor husband will be subjected to some long protocols. Wish kain laif be dis?

How can the black Africans celebrate this witch? After all the atrocities she and her allies committed to our great grand fathers and is still committing to us?
Foreign AffairsRe: Mother Of Dead Cairo Reporter Publishes Gut-wrenching Final Text Messages by Beaf1: 10:29am On Aug 16, 2013
Rest in peace Habiba. May Allah grand you Jannatul Firdaus. Mama Habiba may Allah console, guide and grand you and all Muslim Ummah who lost their loved ones the fortitude to bear this loss. Ameen
PoliticsRe: El-rufai Replies Jonathan - Kindergaten President; Childish Handlers by Beaf1: 6:20pm On Aug 15, 2013
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GEJ is quite, slow, and clueless. We need outspoken, serious and working president.
Science/TechnologyRe: Mechanic Creates Lighting Bulbs From Plastic Water Bottles! by Beaf1: 3:14pm On Aug 15, 2013
If it can't be used at night then Nigerians doesnt need it.
PoliticsRe: Lagos Na Wah!!! by Beaf1: 12:35pm On Aug 15, 2013
cheesy cheesy grin grin grin
This is hilarious. Eye test, blood test, brain test, fertility test, genetic test...
PoliticsRe: Shocking Photos: An Oil(petroleum) Thief Caught In The Act.. See Them In Action! by Beaf1: 12:22pm On Aug 15, 2013
Did that guy borrow this hat from Mr. President?

Your son is a president and you are struggling and risking your lives like this to feed?

I weep to Niger Deltans.
PoliticsRe: Question For The Advocates Of Separation by Beaf1: 10:58am On Aug 15, 2013
noblezone: Nne di nma, ndewo!

Thanks a million times!

Nigeria is not one, was never one and will never be one.

the ethnic/religious divide is too wide to be compressed.
The sooner Nigeria splits, the better for all of us.

@OP, there can be 5 nations:

1. Biafra (of course my beloved nation)
2. Odua
3. Niger Delta
4. Middle Belt
5. Arewa (which will be forced to become Islamic as soon as it is inaugurated)



It will not cause any war more than the ones we have now. Just last week, there was "war" in Imo state, where Fulani's killed villagers over their own farm. Split Nigeria and Fulani's can not enter without Visa.

Yes, splitting Nigeria will deal a blow to corruption because criminals will no longer be shielded with ethnic/religious under tones.

I remember that both late Okadigbo and Naaba where guilty of obtaining money through the back door.
OBJ was bent on nailing them, the North stood behind Naaba and "saved" him. Okadigbo was axed because South East did not give a dalm.

Nigeria is dragging us backwards.

In Biafra, we shall jaw-jaw with China in terms of industrialization and we shall march dubai with commerce and trade.
We shall take the world cup at the first appearance and make Africa proud by proofing to the whole world that the black race is not cursed.

Nigeria is a slave camp of the white man. We want our freedom!!!!!!!

Emm, Ebuka! Ebuak!! Ebuka!!!
Ngwa, attention!!!!

Sing our National Anthem for me.
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We know your pain.
PoliticsRe: Do You Enjoy Light In Your Area by Beaf1: 10:36am On Aug 15, 2013
Yes. My solar panels enjoys good Sunlight in a day and powers my home in the night.
PoliticsRe: At Last! Obama To Meet Jonathan In Washington by Beaf1: 10:31am On Aug 15, 2013
double post
PoliticsRe: At Last! Obama To Meet Jonathan In Washington by Beaf1: 10:25am On Aug 15, 2013
So Obama has finally summon this lazy man to Washington. He better have enough explanations to give.

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