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Yeah right! So they can have more access to our conversations like they are doing now all in the name of fighting terrorism. No one is going to know what I store in my hard drive, no way

The people behind this new party are ALL PDP governors/members. If that is correct then which party is going to suffer loss of members/electorates? I guess it is same PDP.

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If the above is true then how the hell is APC affected

For God's sake they leaving PDP to form a new party that means a MINUS for PDP. And what if at the end of the day the socalled PPM decides to merge with APC? Will that also be a free ride for GEJ/PDP?

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Good points especially the Driver's license part.

If plate numbers carries ONLY owner's details and NOT the cars then there will be a problem. One example is: When a car is snatched or stolen, all the thief will need to do is remove the plates and install his own. With that it will be difficult to trace him. You making a police report with your plate number will be USELESS because that number will not be on your vehicle anymore.

Chemical Mallam: D question here should be "who is he calling with d fone?.... Who's number is on d sim?... How does he manage to change d fone wit out being caught?.. And Hw did he manage to smuggle d fone into d cell...., OYA, NPS answer d question

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The Answers are so glaring..

- Who does he call? = The numbers are there in the SIM memory.
- How does he charge the phone? = A hungry/corrupt prison warder
- How did he smuggle the phone in? Same as above ^

Imagine! A Common mobile phone that I see hungry looking Almanjiri play with is illegal to have in a prison cell. To break law no good at all.. It is better you manage your misery and be free than to steal, bomb, or disturb public peace - all in the name of making quick money and fame.

I have checked this. It seems to be true but the news didn't say he is from Bayelsa.

- So upon all your hatred for Christians you managed to keep a Christian barber friend?

- You said you were afraid if 'spirit' and actually practicing Islam? Do Muslims believe in spirit and ghosts?

- You gained 'Salvation' and joined Christianity because you misleaded into slaughtering Christians but still advising Christians to arm themselves and be ready for war?

- Who is the Bayelsa Christian that was helping to fund your sect in order slaughter his fellow christians? Does this make sense to even you?

[quote author=SEYI_KP]ISLAM AND HYPOCRITES, MUST U USE YOUR RELIGION TO AFFECT OTHERS. LET SAY THE REMAINING DURATION IS 1HOUR, CAN HE DIE BEFORE TIME.[/quote]^
Yes sir it is very possible. He might die before the match ends.
He is an Umpire in that match - a master and judge of the match he deserves some respect.

The freaking FIFA knows his faith and they put him there to officiate.

Johngoodnewz: I am sorry to say but Muslims are a bunch of hippocrate.
When I was serving in Nassarawa, I entered a Bus from Lafia-their capital city to Nassarawa Eggon. All of a sudden the bus just stopped. Only to see the driver leaving the bus without any apology. The only explanation I got was that it is time to pray.You wander that kind of place would be heaven on earth as them they communicate with God. The most currupt set of person I've seen in my life are in Nassarawa Eggon Local Goverment Secretariat. Their corrupt head dubbling as chairman refused to pay our allowances even threatening us saying 'do your worse'.
It is pathetic to us as a Nation very religious and Corrupt.
Go to Lagos-Ibadan this weekend and confirm my saying. Same set of rough drivers that would curse themselves would drive into that place of worship.
Same religious persons marry underage.....Nassarawa has one of the highest HIV incidence rate and sexual roforofo in Nigeria.

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Sorry sir you just have to deal with it. Or may be you need to confirm the faith of the driver at the park before boarding any vehicle. BTW what is the connection between this topic and your NYSC experience in Nasarawa?

xykms101: Religious bigots.


...Why did you have to fast when you have a match to officiate?

Wow!
So he should refuse to observe his fast because of some useless satan head that will be kicked around the pit?

Games are stopped or delayed as long as possible because of injuries. Kini Big deal. 60 secs is enough for the Ref to take a bottle of water.

He's gat a flat a55 and the tattoo is wack!

Dereformer: A man asked me what I understood by Armageddon. I told him it is the final battle between the forces of Good and the forces of Bad. At least my Bible tells me so.

The man said yes, but that he will be more specific.

He told me that Armageddon is going to be a final battle between Christians( forces of good) and Muslims ( forces of bad).

He went further by telling that the social unrest and acts of terrorism going on today in any country that has Islamic presence points to that fact. He drew many historical analogy that goes to support this argument.

If it is not forceful conversion of people, it is suicide bombing, if it is not child marriage, it is terrorism, if it is not polygamy, it is breeding criminals, prostitutes, etc. Time shall tell.

The forces of good will always defeat the forces of evil.

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So United States of America and its elements are "forces of good"? SMH for you.

The Sex itself, the eventual conception and birth of a live baby are all miracles designed by God. So what's this hype?
BTW, She is no longer a virgin since she has given birth, end of story! Or will the labour still leave the hymen intact?

The other day we read that a girl got pregnant from a swimming pool

Akainzo: Raises a red flag, sure. But is raising a red flag a crime? Note that nowhere in the write up does it say those cards bore different names, so don't make any assumptions.
The spade to be called is that EFCC shouldn't have gone to press until they've concluded investigations! Heck, I have 6 FBN cards alone in my name and another 4 from UBA, not counting my other local banks and foreign accounts, so if EFCC operative were to see me, I would have committed a crime?




My guy stop that sensationalism, possession of cheques in other people's names is not a crime in the UK. Attempting to cash other people's cheques by impersonation is however a crime.




Hmmm, by your logic, I would be a serial fraudster considering how many ATM cards that I actually have in my possession.
Let me give you a hint, I once needed to be frisked because of the iron in my shoes, when the UK customs guy saw my bulky wallet with all the cards, he was taken aback and asked to see my wallet. It was rescanned and he looked through and I merely got waived on. Not all the cards bore my name, however they all bore the same last name. I sure wasn't arrested as you'd made it seem I ought to.

The guy might be guilty or he might not, he probably is in this instant, however what I am pointing out is possession of many ATM cards is not in itself a crime.

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Oga quit this grammar abeg! That guy must have pleaded guilty there and then. Didnt you read the part that says "he is willing to volunteer information"?

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These cards are all UBA and Ecobank 2 banks with many branches outside Nigeria.
I need to see these cards to make sure my name is not on any of them.

For the "Kai Tak" airport in Hong Kong I guess the pilots will require some wraps of kai kai in the morning before taking off?

Mr Aboki:

You will never understand...

Allahu Akbar..

Allah be praised..

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You definitely are not a Muslim. Even if you are, hell is your abode.

If this vgly baboon is my wife and said this, I an going straight to my lawyer to file for divorce.
Will she still 'castrate' me if she suddenly came into my office and saw my beautiful secretary trying to remove some dirt down below my belt?

Deprofessional: GEJ the best president Nigeria has ever had.

Kudos my president.

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What??

[quote author=bbpreye.]What is Borno?[/quote]^
Wrong thread.

neksummi: We tasted a little bit of it in Adamawa. It wasn't easy. Thank God ours was restored. If na my deputy governor, i for cut him throat!

Haba Neksari.

Was it that serious..?

Good job Gov. Kwankwaso. The biggest Mall in Nigeria (Ado Bayero Mall)is also being built in Kano, new flyer-overs etc. Who knows I might choose to invest or retire in Kano.

I ain't gonna click on that $hit!

kanyi okeke my shiny behind.

aguiyi: if its too good to be true, then its not true

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I really dont gerrit!!

Do we have a comprehension problem?

What is 'good' about this piece? Is it the 'surrounding' and eventual escape of the Boko Harem leader or the killing of the soldiers?

There is nothing good about that story. The terrorist leader was not captured and the JTF lost their men, period.

So if for some reason the bomb went off in the process what happened to the rubber tyres and the plastic surfaces of this small expensive toy?

Nice try.

How much will this toy cost anyway, I could get one for my little angel to play with around the house.

Insecure Nigerian

That boy never see any fault in his master Ebere.

Aren't you one of 'em?

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Yesterday: GJE must win 2015 or Nigeria will be history
Today: GJE is falling

Buncha confused creek bearded bastard5!!!

Why is it 'shocking'? Will her being a mother of first lady translates to immortality? Why is she different from the helpless women that are dying everyday as a result of suffering metted on them by the current administration? We will all die one day.

So Igbo people has been fooled by Goofluck. What the poster is trying to say is this: As far as the presidency is concerned Igbo people have now 'enjoyed' their two terms. Proudly represented by their clueless son Goofluck Nnamdi Azikiwe Ebele Jonathan

How can the owner of this shop pray for light to stabilize in Nigeria? If he has the power to fill the Kainji Dams with a sand I am sure he will. That is the problem of Nigeria. One of the very powerful Monarchs in the north has about 80% share in Mikano Generator company.

Oh! this reminds me of Madam Edna back in the days. How I missed her sumptuous dinners and wild nights we had together. I was soo young and naive but it wasw some experience.

ekea2001: GEJ doesn't really need d north as dey voted Buhari n 2011. why are these governors in much waste of when time their subjects didn't even vote the party

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Is the bolded in English or Swahili?