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Truckpusher:
Looks more like a father teaching his grown daughter on how to keep that ass in one place.

That father should be jailed for molesting his daughter.

I will castrate my husband if I ever catch him and my daughter in that position

Caseless:
trust me not to remain the same again; I was assured it is blood, and nothing more.
When next 'mama rose' comes visiting , i'll buy the pads and help you dump them when neccessary.

Too sweet/tempting/romantic to be true

I will pass

lionphil:
Ah! Wonderful! I learnt u guys produced a pigmy together, how is he?

Now you are asking after yourself.

You are very fine, my dear

Caseless:
We can't help but run after it.

Still SMH

Caseless:
we are good and responsible men of this forum; you can roll with us.
*throws my arms wide- open for her*

Hehehehehe... I will pass

You will kick me away whenever mama rose comes visiting

[quote author=Truckpusher post=34418453][/quote]How many times do I have to tell you that those two are only making out in a weird but romantic way

lionphil:
Lol! Don't worry I know u didn't price it well...wetin carry u go Jos sef?

My ex was a BH member and transfer took him there.
Had to go with him.

Unfortunately, he diead on duty

Truckpusher:
Not me, maybe caseless that useless boy

...and he exposed caseless as well,

What can I say, you two know each other better .
I agree with you two

Caseless:
truckpusher is popular among ladies for using the line in bold. pls, beg God to switch to startimes or watch us on DSTV .
When I see that thick blood *demonstrates sign of cross * I run away forever.
Women are just overrated- nothing is pure about them.

Everything about us is pure

And he exposed truckpusher

The blood irritates you because of where it's coming out from yet that is exactly what you run after in a lady...smh

See them shouting it irritates me...mtcheeeew .

When konji hold them well now they will be the one begging.

Baby, don't worry, I will use condom

Some will even tell the lady 'so you will know i truly love you'

Some will suggest bathroom... Lemme stop here

Truckpusher and caseless, God is watching the two of you on GOtv

Truckpusher:


I won't share my fish and roasted bolle please .

You can't sit down or lie down on my mat , but if you swallow spit while I'm eating ,you're in for wahala.

Pls, na

Truckpusher:
Chai! My sister e easy na .

I no dey take ear hear where dem dey gossip girls like this kain thread.


Oya come lie down near me abeg - E be like say op get some secrets to reveal about this thread.

Oya shift for me...
We will use that fish on your profile to enjoy the moment.

Truckpusher:
Make I kuku sleep on top this thread.

Agbaya!

Why e no go sweet you to sleep on the thread?
You are lucky it didn't turn intp to a war zone, you would have received broken bottles, bullets and finally bomb

lionphil:
Lolz! That phone was majorly for phone calls. I use a better phone for surfing the net. At that time, that phone was practically out of battery life...that hand bag you are carrying looks like the type I priced at Ladipo market for #600 but the seller refused, did you buy it for #620?

Yeh!
This pickin yaff finished me

Lemme confess, you priced the original.. It's the original that is sold for #600. This one is #250.

No let me catch you o!

Mbkite:
Hahahahaha
most Nigerian women are of good moral, dat i knw.

Thank you jare my handsome brother
You will not die young and people will not insult you just to feel good

Have a great day

I can't help but wonder if these prostitutes bleep themselves

Some get as many as 10 customers in a day...I guess those men are from planet pluto ONE olosho, TEN men...lolz

I know of a particular section in sexuality section where guys meet to discuss and arrange oloshos for themselves... See them forming saint. very soon they will invade this thread to insult Nigerian ladies.

Shiooor!

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faith551:
No really, almost rained all day.

Sorry dear, it rained here this evening... Not really heavy, though but I'm enjoying the cold weather

Gazaliah:
How many people wan marry you sef..Tell me whc one you like..But I ave a guy in mind sha...lol

Don't mention me ooo cos am hooked up wt beamborla..

Sweetheart

lionphil:
Lol! As long as I am following your line of reasoning, it definitely is...by the way, that repetition is due to the level of incompetence being exhibited by the opera mini browser in my phone.

Sorry, dear.
Sell the phone and use the money to buy a better opera mini browser

asumo12:
What more can I say?

U be my pilot nah!
Abi?

And I will lap u at last chebi ur yansh wey big never go lex nah!

What big yansh?

Mistaking me for another so soon?
I'm done

asumo12:
But... U hooked already nah?

Abi no be lekan hooked U?

Kiglekan yaff shattered my hrt...

Was hoping you would help put back the fragments

faith551:
C'mon...... I said I stopped ok

Okies
Hope your day was fine

faith551:
No I stopped

faith551:
Lol, Afraid is catching me,
(#whispers# Beamborla is here)

Just kontinu... You have a hall pass

MrsChima:

Not fair

asumo12:
Wait! Who's he? Abi na she?
I guess na mistake

Sweetie, don't worry, we will seat with the audience in a dark corner where we can get a good view of the show.

We will eat popcorn and sip zobo, crack jokes and giggle even laugh at the participants and probably make out.

No worries, no tension... What says you?

Tashaamania:
you know it was a typo. Come on

Tried looking for the meaning of typo but it's missing in my dictionary


This is a bad omen, don't you think?
The gods are against my participation

faith551:

Kontinu

faith551:
Wow, cool!!!! If not for ur husband I would asked to join u. I dnt want to die young

asumo12:
I wee just break ur wings niooo

*Whispering* I saw the rumored link!!!

Seems u are my E-crush for now!

Lolz... For now?
Stop flattering yourself...it's either forever or never

asumo12:
Beamborla abeg coman see the rumor here ooo!

We would just have to wait for beamboria to come give her consent.

I'm happy for you, dear

dearpreye:
It's a negligible risk I love taking

Don't forget to tell me your ATM pin code before the suffocation overwhelms you

What are friends for?
Don't mention...you are welcome

asumo12:
not your own side boobnah!
u read this topic so?

abi na me u find come here straight?

Haven't you heard the rumor?

Rumor has it that I'm obsessed with you
#Yimu#