₦airaland Forum

edgeproduk:
Hey haba bimboo .
Maybe we should start by exchange of numbers...

Here is mine...00156738490 GTB.
Would prefer you call via ATM line...I don't like counter line because the service is bad. Plus ATM line is very good over here

RedBenson:
You know some men actually picked their wives while looking at their back when they were busy. Yours might just be the same. Let me see it.

Back? Are you sure your interest is in how she finds it easy to manipulate her body and not the view of the body

lionphil:
Hahaha...my full stop is what will make your agbalumo to be functional... Were it not for my full stop, your agbalumo will not be able to feed even the smallest of rats. . Which impact have you made Abimbola Where's your hair sef

Sweetie, stop flattering yourself. Your full stop is useless except for coital stimulation ...still useless, i must confess.

Impact I've made: you ain't as grumpy as you were when you made that your comment about giving ladies attention. It's no cool to hate on any gender for no reason it's not like you ain't grumpy anymore...no one can take that from you. You need smth to hold on to

Wetin concern you with my hair? Olofofo
Nwayz, if you must know, I ate it up

lionphil:
Back to the puffs...so in your own understanding, that makes the puff relevant?? E gbami o, Buhari ti keran mo ero.

Pls, try smoking without releasing the puffs
Lemme ask you, what do they inhale from the weed if not the puff?

asumo12:
K
Mtchewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

Ouch! E pain am

Gazaliah:
Am good..Preparing to go for Lunch...Can you come around

Ate some minutes back but I will avail you my company

Gazaliah:
Am right after you sweetie..
How you doing bae

I'm fine. You?

Where is my Gazalia?

edgeproduk:
Hmmm,bimbo....am loyal Oooo don't just assume that I have learnt Ooo.So what is the way forward

I send my account number

RedBenson:
To actually see how hard working you are

Lolz... You can't determine if I'm hard working or not when there is a reward attached to it.

lionphil:
Lol!z! for your mind you done become don na...because you have two agbalumo in front of u, you are feeling important. It's a pity your importance ends here in nairaland 'cos in the real world...you are

A puff of smoked weedweed

LMAO

Ask weed smokers and they will tell you how much they love the puff they produce when smoking... Do you watch musical videos at all
Some of them smoke just because of the puff

If you think my relevance ends here on NL, at least, I can still use the forum to make positive impact on individuals and by extension, the society at large

I have two agbalmo that can feed as much as I choose to produce. What can you do with your own full stop

C'mon! You can do better
Like I mentioned earlier, it sucks to be you

Wish I was opportune to attend school 9&10

edgeproduk:
Maam please Oooo I am not trying to do any thing Oooo...am sorry Oooo.Those grammer are borrowed one's Oooo.What about you useing your effizzy on me nkoh?...one one na draw.

Lolz...
You don learn finish

RedBenson:
For real? I for like stand watch as u dey do am o.

To be entertained or what?

Seventeen:
my sister ooo.... If na picture of women wit bra and mini skirt in front of brothel now... Dem go say useless prostitutes, cant dey go and carry cement at building sites?..... Now wey d picture na where women de carry cement, dem still de shout. Na wa oo, i no know wetin women do men for ds naija.

Nigeria!
A great country where it is a serious crime to be a lady

The fair guy, tho

edgeproduk:
Hehehehehehehehehe ,but maam I know you are a very gracious lady you will do things for anybody out of your goodwill.

You want to cajole me with grammer?
It can't work...

asumo12:
For who?

Olofofo...gbeborun...gbefila...sabojo...brother ile okan...ma fi lo mi 'ndasi...falana

Calbarian:
NLANDERS who post anti-tribal statements should be banned or some other commensurate penalty meted out accordingly to serve as a deterrent to others and make NL fora more wholesome.

I think bae needs brighter grammar (book 1) and a dictionary. I'm probably wrong. Just saying

Why ban people who are against tribal statements?

Well, the mistake in her post could be delibrate and it could be a typo.

Btw, you also made typos in your post

edgeproduk:
Thanks maam for forgiving me you seem like a very good pretty industrious person,and I think I like some one of your grandeur.Maybe you can accommodate me and teach me how

Are you ready to pay for the tutelage?

Booked

Truckpusher:

Ouch!
Did I hit you hard?

About the picture, all I see is two lovers making out in a weird but romantic way

Truckpusher:
Take am for bombom

You should be more concerned about your own exposed behind
Now, imagine a snake decides to Peck you from behind

BTW
I don't play with my bombom...

asumo12:
How Beamborla

Take know say na u nah?

See this o
Olodo!

asumo12:
Can u cum and kill me?

Lemme give it back to you
Mtcheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeew... Now, I'm satisfied

How was your day?

Truckpusher:
Thank God say my moniker dun turn to object of ridicule.


Don't be surprised that the man's father isn't even qualified to be a truck pusher.

Lolz...

I'm so happy I don't know what to type

lionphil:
Rubbish! Another thread to make them h.oes/b.itches feel très important! *spits on thread and walks out*

Eeyah!
I feel your pain

It sucks to be you right now

kinglekan:

Why dearie? Should I come?

Truckpusher:
Yimu

I didn't call you here to come and yimu...
Look at the way he used your name to insult someone


E just dey sweet me for belle

kinglekan:

Hehehehe!! See as you open book of remembrance for am.

She just dey do like ode dis nyt? Mayb she smoke fresh pepper. Oniranu oshii.

Couldn't sleep

Pheals:
wetin u dey talk...lalasticlala was your thread created for tribalism...later some mods will started to band innocent fellows... Bro no vex, na question have u eaten ?

Lols!
Mehn...you deserve a big hug for this, bae

edgeproduk:
Ah please maam am very sorry Oo,look at me I almost forgot that buhari is now the president and every serious allegations will be tried and persecuted...please it was all a mistake

Good boy!
Forgiven

strongerthaneva:
if amaechi is a noise makers wike must be a truck pusher then..Cos he will never stop pushing people around where he never kept nothing for delivering.. man don't be a dumb wake up and don't let ur dumb brain be deemed more ok..Amaechi far far better than the truck pusher..

Cc: Truckpusher