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asumo12:




Beamborla ur birthday cake type!




https://www.gifsforum.com/images_new/gif/wtf/grand/9zkbR.gif

Lolz...you no well o!

She's lucky hers was celebrated with a full chicken, malt and candle to go with it... Didn't even see chicken feathers on my own birthday

Locked for three years and no one noticed it?

Nobody asked of them?

Parents?
Friends?
Neighbours?
Enemies?
Frenemies?
Aprokos?

asumo12:
WAS LOOKING FOR SIDE BOOBS!



NICE GOOGLE ON UR FACES

If I catch you on my dp again ehn
There is no side boobs there

dearpreye:
You know everything na! I'm almost helplessly attracted to those mellons of gargantuan proportion! I have a PhD in that!!!!

Oh ye mortal man!
Suffocation is real

asumo12:
side boobs

Where did you disappear to?

dearpreye:
Nonsense!
Too small to get my attention. ....

Whatever gets your attention must be massive

ANGELMARVE:
my dear, y are u beating around d bush? everybody pls look at her DP, isn't she like a togolees refugee sickler patient? no oofeience

Stop whining, will you?

Pls, stay off my dp

Now run along.
I'm done with you

Interesting thread...

Dear OP, I have nothing to contribute.

Darkrebel666:
that stuff sent that bloke to the cemetery. very cruel and cold
the entire romance section are grateful for the community service rendered

Lolz...
My pleasure

lionphil:
Actually dear, I didn't make that decision...I kinda grew with it...I've been trying to retrace my steps though

BTW what were you saying about slitting someone's throat...that's gory.


Actually dear, I didn't make that decision...I kinda grew with it...I've been trying to retrace my steps though

BTW what were you saying about slitting someone's throat...that's gory.

You are beginning to exhibit symptoms of a stammerer or should I call it amnesia?

I was thinking of doing the human race a favour. Since his corpse will not be claimed by anyone, surely, it will decay and serve as manure to mother earth and she would in turn gift us a healthy tree or trees as the case may be.

And If she's magnanimous enough to gift us a fruit bearing tree, then even the birds would benefit from it.

Isn't that better than his inconsequential current existence?

lionphil:
Actually dear, I didn't make that decision...I kinda grew with it...I've been trying to retrace my steps though

BTW what were you saying about slitting someone's throat...that's gory.


Actually dear, I didn't make that decision...I kinda grew with it...I've been trying to retrace my steps though

BTW what were you saying about slitting someone's throat...that's gory.

You are beginning to exhibit symptoms of a stammerer or should I call it amnesia?

I was thinking of doing the human race a favour. Since his corpse would not be claimed by anyone, it would surely decay and serve as manure to mother earth and she would in turn gift us a healthy tree or trees as the case may be.

And If she's magnanimous enough to gift us a fruit bearing tree, then even the birds would benefit from it.

Isn't that better than his inconsequential current existence?

ANGELMARVE:
i feel lyk slapping u

Knock yourself out

Stancity:
Am sorry dear... You can put the Blames on me!

Be patient while I complied the list

lionphil:

that must be your cousin, he introduced me to this kinda life
that must be your cousin, he introduced me to this kinda life

It's not impossible. We all have that one black sheep of a cousin but your decesion to learn from him is what I find worrisome.

ANGELMARVE:
apologies to all dis gibberish u wrote, are u 4rm congo? no offencese

#Sigh#
I can't keep up with you
You are more experienced

Darkrebel666:
Christ !

No, not Christ.
He won't accept him

Stancity:
I got you there Babe... Lolzz..

Nothing dey happen

My BP is already high...not funny

I've started purging as well

ANGELMARVE:
apologies to ur DP, are u a sickler? no offence

I want to sleep with you; no, not have sex with you. I mean sleep on the same bed with you, well tucked under a blanket in a cracked room with the window slightly opened...you in my arms and my other arms on your tummy as we smuggle together because of the cold. No talking, just muffled cries that you let slowly seep away from your blood gurgling mouth as I slit your throat and sacrifice your soul to the gods of MIND YOUR BUSINESSES and COMMON SENSE

Stancity:
From Next week.. Hope u have registered

Which registration be that one?

Gazaliah:
What am I missing?I smell something.Hope is not what am thinking

Sweetie, you didn't see anything

lionphil:
Babe, I'm done reading it... This your Google sef, na who dash you?

Na one crook like you

Truckpusher:
What's wrong in falling head over heels in love with you?


Huh!

Nothing... I really don't mind if you push truck but let your bank acc balance speak for you

TheSonOfMark:
Holy Molly! My reputation preceeds me then.

Let's just resolve that I am somewhat intriguingly unpredictable.

Yeah! Quite unpredictable... It's cool, though

TheSonOfMark:
You should have known I was being cynical. The health implications downplays whatever psychological and aesthetic benefits therein.


Inasmuch as I am a boobs lover,I'd rather have a healthy you the way you are than have a you with busty silicone boobs and health risks lurking.

Lolz...pardon me for not seeing the real msg

You have a reputation for being brutal
and somewhat anti jocular.

It's good to know you are not always like that

TheSonOfMark:
Get a boob job or something.

If it will make me 10x richer than Adenuga and Dangote put together, would gladly do it.

Btw, thought you guys don't like being deceived

faith551:
Like all of Them?
I wasn't forming, just being me, and as I said I was bored.

Yeah!
I know.
I'm bored as well...would soon drift off

imoleay0:
Don't mind those APC jokers jare.
They can change anything...

Fountain of knowledge to land of honor

Osun state to the state of Osun etc

You sha no like APC...issoryt!

You might want to change your signature... Just saying

faith551:
Hahahahahaha, u were following me around? That's espionage.
No mind me, I was bored, just came online this evening tho

I was not following you... I'm following you
How do I explain this?

I get to see your posts

And those of us with a thought of breast nko?

faith551:
Catch me? What did I do?
My day was fine, just missed u

Missed you more but you were busy blowing grammar up and down in all the nook and crannies of NL

faith551:
u know me better than that sweetness

Yeah!
I will catch you again.

Hope your day was fine

I'm here encouraging my hair to turn grey on time so I can rock correct afro; low afro, though and here you are talking about how to prevent it

I didn't read it