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kinglekan:
Why u dey quote am ehnn!! U wan helep me on top my baby bah?

Cc: Beamborla

Assistant bae na

tosyne2much:
I just felt I should quote you

I just felt like returning the favour

See as I just imagine the two of them commot from the setting put myself there

Chai! I love the setting even if it was photo shopped

kinglekan:
U wee knw wen we are done dearie.

Tell me first o jare

kinglekan:
Beamborla wouldn't let me go without completing the task

Lol... Sweerie, I'm yet to comprehend the joy you guys derive from it o

kinglekan:
I don talk too much

abimbawealth:
Nobody go beg you before you spit it...
While waiting *sips weed, eat coke*

See my namie o
I like your swag gan ni

kinglekan:
I nor like am reach u.

So you like me pass food

Confession time!

kinglekan:
U too like food!!

Yew no like am?

A device that can download cooked food from the net

I don't even know where I fall.


I think those who are always changing their pictures are just obsessed with themselves and are in need of aproval

I don't even know where I fall.


I think those who are always changing their pictures are just obsessed with themselves and are in need of aaproval

Miner13:
Which slap will you prefer to handover??
Choose one
TYPES OF SLAPS

1.TAKE AWAY SLAP:When someone
gives you a dirty slap and all you can do
is hold your face and walk away.
2.RESOUNDING SLAP:This is after you
are hit, you keep on hearing some
funny sounds in your brain like”wiiiiiiiii
ii”! And voices in your head will start
singing Christmas Carol.
3.FORMATTING SLAP:This is the slap
that makes someone forget instantly
what he or she was doing. You find
yourself asking questions like,”What
did I do?”
4.EXPLANATION SLAP:When someone
gives you this kind of slap, you find
yourself explaining the situation to the
nearest person on your own accord
e.g. Bros! Are you watching? I didn’t
do anything o!
5.FIXED DEPOSIT SLAP:When you
receive this kind of slap, all you will do
is just stand right where you are and
watch the person walk away with your
mouth opened widely.
6.RHETORICAL SLAP:The moment you
download this slap, you start asking
questions that don’t need reply.
Like,”John,YOU SLAPPED ME?!”
7.SWEET SLAP:This is the type of slap a
boy/girl gives you sweetly on your
cheek and whether it’s painful or not,
you
start blushing.
8.MATHEMATICAL SLAP:This simply
has to do with the physical
reconstruction of your face when given
to you; the length of your face will be
raised to power two, your eye socket
will calculate its circumference.
9.CHERUBIM AND SERAPHIM
SLAP:When you receive this slap (it
proves effective when it’s given to you
all of a sudden),you will be able to
combine and speak all sort of languages
same time like Spanish,Greek, Arabic,
Hindu, etc
10.COLOUR RIOT AND BIRDING
SLAP:You will start seeing different
colors
and your head will turn to a nest whilst
the birds will be flying all around you.
11.RETURN LEG/RECIPROCAL SLAP:It’s
the type of slap when someone slaps
you and you return the slap
immediately…
12.MILITARY/BOKO HARAM
SLAP:Once this slap lands on your face,
you will start urinating on your clothe.

Help!!! somebody! Anybody!

kinglekan:
Lol, u wouldn't do that.

Lol... Don't be so sure.

You are right, I wouldn't

nonjebose:
I think it is the best comment so far. No need for long story! I would even beg the man to ensure her safety.

Your own badt gan o
Wicked!

nonjebose:
I think it is the best comment so far. No need for long story! I would even beg the man to ensure her safety.

Your own badt gan o

kinglekan:
Pull you close and deal with ur shinny lips.

Lol

Wouldn't even slap you
Would arrange to have you slapped

nonjebose:
hahahaha. I guess that would be the end

Lol...
As in ehn, no charm can undo it.


Thank you for understanding my comment jare

faith551:
Disappear and appear kee? I be witch
Been busy lately tho, how u holding up

Holding up real tight.
Oite... Just take care of you

faith551:
The question should be what transpired between them

Sweerie, hope you are good.

You can disappear and appear sha...
Nwayz, good to see you.
Have fun

kinglekan:
Make she think too lowly of herself?

Cc:Beamborla

Lol...

Sweetheart, if I slap you, what will you do?

Oahray:
ok, done that.

You think too highly of yourself.

Well, since you still don't get my comment and you still believe I think too highly of myself, honey, it's a free world.

It's allowed
Shalom!

Oahray:
you think too highly of yourself.

Oh please!

How about you read what I wrote

again before you tell me about myself.

I'm not a guy but lemme comment his behalf.

He's gonna stand up and help me stop a keke and probably pay my TP

Lol... Jes 10k?

They were really lenient with you

These white people sha.

I believe he's not that dull
He either stole the plane to make history or he intentionally wants to go to jail or for some other funny reasons

They are always in need of therapy and on one pill or the other

I can also show you the testimony of a thousand and one people who converted from Muslim to Christian.

You have no case, my dear.
Anybody can just go online to write whatever they want to.

kinglekan:
Beamborla mi

Good morning

DMilanista:
now let's sing grandad's new shoe song..New shoes, new shoes...

Lols

Good food... Good fu u u ud

[quote author=ErepaTV post=33388020][/quote]Awwww...
Thanks

0ldirtybastard:
I'm sorry, ms. That's why a private car is needed in your life Asap.

Thanchuu... Would prefer some jets, though

Bollinger:
Jesus! there actually are two of you? what are the odds?

I don't gerrit... Pls, be magnanimous enough to explain/break it down