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2dice:
he told me wassup
Alh Muhammad wey like women pass "MUHAMMAD"
immediately you left my account Gara chicken

Are you happy now?

kinglekan:
2dice thank u ooo. Dis beamborla sef ehnnnn!! So u dey go do away match bah?

Ko si wahala

You'd choose his lies over me?

kinglekan:
Hehhehe, aw is u jare??

Hope u didn't eat too much in ur sleep.

I saw 2dice trying to love-vendor me out to one APC senator like that without my knowledge in my dream

But the holy spirit took over and I shared the word of God with the senator

prettythicksme:
kinglekan all liar shall go hell fire ,do u gat tattoo?

Who am I to disagree with kinglekan?

2dice:
bro you don enter one chance
Bola wey dey with one Apc senator now..
Na church she tell you she go ni?

I was sharing the word with him, silly.

kinglekan:
LOL, She be prayer warrior oo!!

She dey church now sef.

Actually, I just woke up.
*yawns*

I don't gerrit!

Did he go there naked and barefooted?
I'm not his fan but those he had meeting with are human beings and not some supernatural beings that one need to extra supper dress up to meet

They hate competition, I guess

Kpele

Gibberish!

[quote author=2dice post=32809222][/quote]Herself

kinglekan:
ROTFL... LWKMD

Well at least you haven't gotten to that stage yet naa. So I would just keep a close watch, so I can knw when to adjust and change eating pattern.

Okies.

I was there and it wasn't funny.

I was like what?
Don't forget to check all your boxes

kinglekan:
Ehennn!! Shld I take u as the standard for eating well?

U ehnnn!! Oya send me d one u knw I meant.

Except you want to go for dental check up and have the dentist ask you if you are a SS patient, don't try it

Incoming...

kinglekan:
Hahahaah, yeye geh!! Nor be me them go rush go hospital.

ROTFL @ UBA, GTB and co.

Ok I retract asking you that.

Then watch how you eat.

Why na?

kinglekan:
Hahahaha!!

Jump ke!! When its not bouncing castle.

Wouldn't last kee so I would pass out niyen ooo? ROTFL

Mount everest ko, mouth Kilimanjaro niii? *yinmu*

Pm me ur pin, if u don't mind ooooo.

What's it's use if not for bouncing castle?

Ehen Kilimanjaro is not bad as well.

Pin? I've got lot of them... UBA, GTB and Access, which do you prefer?
Gosh! I thought this moment would never come

beamborla is typing...

kinglekan:
Lolzzzz!! Nd u wld be d one rubbing my tummy then shey?

Ehenn!! Cnt I eat tibi tibi niii? Iya ijo mimo.

So u ate just once 2day? Oga juuu

Rub ke? Would make it my duty to jump on it every morning

Eat tibi tibi without eating? You wouldn't last.

Some days are just like that o. But the once I ate is as mighty as mount everest

3Ceagle:
I share your believe. Since our government can't respond authoritatively. Then our people should should take the responsibility on them selves to pass a massage the SA government.

I really wish our govt would do smth about it.

kinglekan:
Yeahh I do sometimes ooo!!

I know its not a good habit, but since am just average in weight. It doesn't bother me.

Yam and okra Abajo ti enu fi yooo. Lol

Tot u wld say come and eat "Beamborla".

So what did u have for dina?

Yeah!
The funny thing is you would just wake up one morning and realize your tummy is directly inappropriate to your body

Lol... Eat beamborla ke? Thought you love me

Anyways, I didn't take dinner. I ate late in the evening

kinglekan:
Not yet ooo, nt sure wad dinner would be sef.

How bout u dear?

So you eat late into the night
Lemme suggest for you. Try yam and okra


No dinner for me... I ate not long ago

Yes!
You you really should be confused.
Who wouldn't be?
I feel your pain, bro

I choose...

kinglekan:
Hahahah, Nice 1. U got me dere.

E-wifeyyy

Had dinner?

kinglekan:
Nawtiii u. Bera don't put tots in my head oooo.

Hehehehehe
For real, you need me to put them there?
Come on! They've always been there

kinglekan:
Lol!! U bera don't turn urself to Agbani ooo.

Me lazy boi? Ehnnn!!

U too sleepy head.

Sleepy head sounds romantics
Try harder!

EagleScribes:
*sighs* it is well. All we have to do is to hope

Hope and do nothing?

It led us to where we are today.
Even the Bible said faith without work is dead

kinglekan:
Ohhh!! U seem to have a pweety nt so gud diet. Hp u r nt trying to watch ur weight by missing meals?

My day was gud ooo!! Was kinda filn lazy al day sha. Can't wait for the weekend to have a long sleep.

I listened to d songs too ooo. But I like cold weather more. Feathers on the clyde is ok too sha.

There is no weight to watch o jare.
I just don't have a healthy eating habit.

I know you would prefer colder weather... I love the song as well. Listening to it now self
Lazy boy!

EagleScribes:
You are so right. That is why they won't accept your suggestion too because they prefer the vanity they enjoy than the life of their fellow citizens that ought to be valued

The suggestion is not for them, it's for us(the common man)

2dice:
there is one Guy
dont worry when others miss it
i will tell you the Guy

I laugh in shorthand.
Except the person is yet to join NL

EagleScribes:
Better still, tax and milk them and give them stiff conditions. They will die a natural death

Who will do that?
Our leaders who obviously don't care if we all die so long there is money for them to loot?

Government who failed in controlling their price hike?

kinglekan:
Thanks dear!

How are you doin? And hw was ur day??

Kind of hectic but fulfilling.
Just had my first meal for the day now I'm feeling sleepy.

How was yours?