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kinglekan:
No I won't dear.

*nestles up against him*
I like it here
*lets out a sigh of contentment*

prettythicksme:
u know what u did naa,where my jack

Hian!
The meeting was aborted.
Don't know where he is

prettythicksme:
seee as i dey look u,my body dey hot

Lol
What I do?

kinglekan:
Beamborla miii, oya mabi nu

*pets her*

Will you still call me onisekuse?

Beautiful.

Hmmmm...

kinglekan:
Divorce kini?? U r goin nowhr!!!

Is it by force?
Ah! E gba mi o

jacksparrow1207:
In fact u can have my room to yourself
U gonna love the bed

Thanchuu

jacksparrow1207:
He's only feeling insecure

Can I sleep in your house tonight?

kinglekan:
Yesss!!! Shebi u want to be giving urself as "Osho free"

I can't stand this anymore.

You have insulted my personality. I want a divorce

jacksparrow1207:
kinglekan bia. When meeting turn to isekuse?

Help me ask him o...

jacksparrow1207:
This time, the meeting will be longer and more interesting

Kinglekan called me onisekuse

kinglekan:
*holds her tight nd locks door*

You are goin no whr!!

You seem to have forgotten I'm petite in stature

*jumps out through the window and smile at him from outside*

jacksparrow1207:

We need it

Same venue
Same time

kinglekan:
*pulls her wrapper*

Woman whr do u tink u r goin to.

To finish my unfinished business with Jacki

kinglekan:
Yes ooo..

Make I go buy kasapreko, Baby Oku, Pakurumo, jedi, afato and co for the mtg.

Jacki, pls, let's rearrange that meeting. We left a whole lot of things 'untouched'

kinglekan:
Beamborla mi is dt so?

Baby don't mind them o...

Twas strictly business.

SirShymexx:
Lol.

Please, let me go in peace, Dirty Diana.

Every time I'm leaving you keep pulling me back...*Tyrese's voice* loool.

It seems you are falling in e-love, aintcha? Lool.

Anyway, I love women, so I will follow you now as one of my numerous e-wives lool.

Have a nice one, luv.

Kpele

SirShymexx:
It actually go me through a boring spell at work and gave me a good laugh.

Dirty Diana, I wanna bask in seeing you swing ya ti.ts. What say you?

I'm glad it got you through something.
Now, leave me alone. I want to deal with real life stuff.

Have fun

SirShymexx:
Dirty Diana, can you get the porky pies out of ya mouth for a minute? Lool.

I'm a slugger on these sides and you just ended up as a victim of my missiles today, for comic relief, like many before you lool. Don't lie, you almost cried - hence ya mouth was wide open with only "dull and disgusting" coming out of it loool. That's Michael Jackson "bad" right there. Don't worry, you will start stalking me everywhere now like those before you when it sinks in properly lool.

Dirty Diana, who can rock ya world better than someone who gave you Michael Jackson's " bad" for free, after nuking ya self-esteem, with ya mouth wide open? Now, bring ya arse here. loool

If this would get you through the day and make you sleep well at night, continue basking in it.

Emperoradrian:
........nice and intelligent talk.....i've been hearin abt beamborla....dia was a thread on frontpage abt guys being wiser dan gals....and evryone agreed to dat,bt someone made mention of d wise gals on nairaland,dat contribute intelligently,mostly in d politics section...and ur name was included....im thrilled and happy to meet u today.....by d way,u stay in jos,wat a coincidence,i grew up in jos,in farin gada,did my high sch in St murumba college....bt nw i sch in d east,Nnamdi Azikiwe University Awka...once again im happy to meet u......*no bashin' guys,pls im sori 4 derailin' d thread...tnx*

Good Lord!
Thank you so much.
It's awesome meeting you too. Funny enough, I stay in Farin gada as well. I wish you the best in your studies and I hope to see you around.

Thanks

SirShymexx:
Lol.

Is that Stockholm Syndrome kicking in, with you as the oppressed, feeling sorry for the oppressor while he is laughing hysterically? Loool. This is Michael Jackson bad, Dirty Diana! Lool. Who isn't an animal?- the last I checked you're a primate in some part of the Nigerian jungle loool.

Anyway, let me see ya pic. Perhaps I can rock ya world after nuking ya self-esteem looool.

God of blood!
You laughed? Seriously?
Stop lying, please. You who couldn't help but reply me with insults like your life would end if you don't.

For your mind you dey oppress me? I die!
You whom I used as a comic relief.

No space in my world for your likes

SirShymexx:
Lol. Sinking in now.

Add "Sir" to it next time cos I was knighted by the Ijebu gods lool.

Now, I feel sorry for you - and you can take the nudge if you want.

I feel sorry for you instead.
How much of these do you have to do to get you through the day.

I'm not an animal like you. I don't abuse my way through my mistakes.

SirShymexx:
Lol.

Is "worst" the right word in that context?

Stark illiterate, are you sure you graduated secondary school? Loool. Adult education beckons!

Thanks for the correction.

SirShymexx:
You will need a lot "Kpele" when what I did to starts sinking in subconsciously lol. With that, you will ignore my posts next time lool.

That is what silly heifers get.

Anyway, you love me attention, don't you? Stockholm syndrome creeping in, and you can start swinging ya ti.ts to complete the equation loooool.

Really?
Your condition is worst than I thought.

SirShymexx:
Lol,

Go fvck yaself with a garden folk. You quoted me first and I will have last say like a real man should lol.

Anyway, make sure you enrol in adult education classes - it will help you a great deal when dealing with folks outside ya desolate village loool.

Kpele!
I bet you must be feeling fly at the moment.

All hail the king of e-war!