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Education / Re: Nysc Age Limit Updated For Next Batches by BEANSndPLANTAIN(m): 9:49am On Jul 23, 2023
People still dey do NYSC

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Crime / Re: My Story As A Cult Member........initiation Phase Included... by BEANSndPLANTAIN(m): 9:48am On Jul 23, 2023
BEANSndPLANTAIN:


We had no option shocked he threatened to "map and finish me" because I exposed his Yahoo antics and cult activities.

He and his co-conspirators started coming to my backyard to steal my wife's Chicken. The following week, our goat went missing.

I couldn't bear it, before my children start going missing. Haaa THE5DME is a hardened criminal and a cultist. That boy is a terrible evil doer. Just search for the moniker HeartlessBanker shocked

Haaa haha can't imagine I wrote all these grin
Politics / Re: Peter Obi Gets Dragged On Twitter For Poverty Tweet by BEANSndPLANTAIN(m): 7:30am On Apr 06, 2023
Isn't this the typical Igbo thought towards the north.
If not that last Ramadan, Arewa Twitter show them real wealth

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Education / Re: DJ Cuppy Donates £100k To African Students At Oxford University by BEANSndPLANTAIN(m): 11:35pm On Apr 04, 2023
Ilamina:
Lol never been there
that true because you would have been intelligent...
It's not too late sha

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Education / Re: DJ Cuppy Donates £100k To African Students At Oxford University by BEANSndPLANTAIN(m): 11:33pm On Apr 04, 2023
nedekid:

100k gbp is ₦92,500,000.
what is gbp

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Politics / Re: What My Northern Friend Posted About Tinubu by BEANSndPLANTAIN(m): 10:43am On Feb 22, 2023
richie240:
The farthest place in the entire world universe is the human mind.
The person you fed for 8 years, when its his turn to reciprocate your love, suddenly 'remembers' u've been feeding him undone meat; and instead of (kukuma) leave u to ur fate, he's scattering ur firewood!
Diariz God!
cool

there is intense deep wisdom in this post

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Crime / Re: My Story As A Cult Member........initiation Phase Included... by BEANSndPLANTAIN(m): 6:17am On May 11, 2022
Gloccz:
Cretin Lol , do you know where I’m relating from? you little wretch! you don’t even know me or seen me before and you don’t even have an idea who I am. We are both behind keyboard so you can Lol all you like little man, See, I live a happy and beautiful life and, I have a beautiful and happy family too here in Sydney. I’m not one of those bastards cultist you ever met or encountered. My spelling might be wrong due to typo, I’m sure I had a sound and better education than your parents did on you.. My life is 100% on a brighter side than yours, I’m very sure little man.. I can school you in all terms of life. I left the university 2007 and served in Jos. I’m sure I’m way older than you in wisdom etc , if God grant you chance to meet me in person then you will know you’re endangering your life . Be careful even though you’re behind keyboard, remember, many have gone! I’m just on NL cooling off! Life of NO STRESS !


story

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Religion / Re: Colin Powell Has Died Of Covid Vaccine Complications. by BEANSndPLANTAIN(m): 12:40pm On Feb 21, 2022
donnie:


Of course it's real ...just like catarrh.
true tho

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Religion / Re: Colin Powell Has Died Of Covid Vaccine Complications. by BEANSndPLANTAIN(m): 12:41pm On Feb 08, 2022
Covid 19 is realer than your TV screen
TV/Movies / Re: Selina Tested: What's Your Favorite Slangs From The YouTube Series? by BEANSndPLANTAIN(m): 12:34pm On Feb 08, 2022
Chrislova:
i de cap, u de cap,i de cap, u de cap!!! abi, u de jonse!!!
grin
Politics / Re: South-West Governors Meet In Lagos (Photos) by BEANSndPLANTAIN(m): 6:40am On Oct 27, 2021
Seem like tinubu is serious

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by BEANSndPLANTAIN(m): 4:56pm On Sep 25, 2021
The match is over, we have learnt some few facts
Crime / Re: My Story As A Cult Member........initiation Phase Included... by BEANSndPLANTAIN(m): 4:53pm On Sep 25, 2021
Freddykrueger:
Vector na Mafia not Viking undecided
VECTOR naa KKK not Viking

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Crime / Re: My Story As A Cult Member........initiation Phase Included... by BEANSndPLANTAIN(m): 4:52pm On Sep 25, 2021
Shaolin77:
Egede no be cult group, yes some ragtag members are operating as cultists, but the real purpose of the group is not to harass any person or innocent people

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Celebrities / Re: Lanre Gentry Shades Mercy Aigbe: Thank God I Did Not Marry What I Can’t Handle by BEANSndPLANTAIN(m): 10:43am On Sep 16, 2021
Gentry is lucky

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Family / Re: His Marriage Has Finally Crash by BEANSndPLANTAIN(m): 8:05am On Sep 13, 2021
Just pass by in silence
Romance / Re: How can I come out of this mess?? (photo) by BEANSndPLANTAIN(m): 8:35pm On Aug 30, 2021
IgiveLadiesBj:

Lol..... Abeg I no wan laugh grin
I love to see people get rich asap
Sure 15000 odds nko angry
Food / Re: Lagos Man Returns Home To Find Plumber He Hired Cooking Noodles In His Kitchen by BEANSndPLANTAIN(m): 8:27pm On Aug 30, 2021
Naa where man dey work man dey chop
Romance / Re: How can I come out of this mess?? (photo) by BEANSndPLANTAIN(m): 8:26pm On Aug 30, 2021
IgiveLadiesBj:

You're not far from the truth.


I can't sell my phone now cos I use it at work. I don't have much properties to sell.

I'm thinking of playing 2 or 3 odds with part of my salary
Sorry about your predicament.
I can give you sure 10000 odds if you are interested
Celebrities / Re: Prince Ifeanyi Dike Is Dead by BEANSndPLANTAIN(m): 6:51am On Aug 28, 2021
Rip
Foreign Affairs / Re: No One Has Money.' Under Taliban Rule, Afghanistan's Banking System Is Imploding by BEANSndPLANTAIN(m): 6:15am On Aug 28, 2021
Good the country will implode and alot of terrorists group will fight Against each other.

God be with those civilians still in Afghanistan
Family / Re: House Clearance Sales.. Come In Here!!!! by BEANSndPLANTAIN(m): 7:20pm On Aug 23, 2021
Jiyke:

You are mean, I swear.
20k for hunch back television.

You guys are killing this Clarence thread

Hunch back grin
Crime / Re: My Story As A Cult Member........initiation Phase Included... by BEANSndPLANTAIN(m): 6:57pm On Aug 23, 2021
hustla:


Oya, show am and collect 2M

Abi you no like money?

2m just like that
Foreign Affairs / Re: So Taliban Defeated US And USSR With AK47, Warning To Israel by BEANSndPLANTAIN(m): 7:08pm On Aug 15, 2021
timesup234:
You are a full fledge donkey. Idiotic one for that matter sending me bullshit Wikipedia. Why don't you help yourself to the bullshit Wikipedia war page so you read how Israel got their dick stuck in their smelling anus. Fvck with Hezbollah and meet death. Anytime you want baby Israel to start crying just tell them Hezbollah is coming
Funny

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Crime / Re: Liberian Man Stabs His Pastor's 3-year-old Daughter To Death Over Debt by BEANSndPLANTAIN(m): 6:45pm On Aug 15, 2021
Their time don reach b that
Crime / Re: My Story As A Cult Member........initiation Phase Included... by BEANSndPLANTAIN(m): 6:38pm On Aug 15, 2021
MajorGeneraILaw:


You this cultist. I have noted your monicker and you will be tracked/arrested before Wednesday next week. Don’t think of going on exile because your location has been triangulated already. As you move, so will the location tag on you be moving so it’s pointless to run.

You were found to be associated or involved in the murder/kidnap of several rivals and your day has come

Regards
MGL

Cc SergeantLawalG

hahahhaha bro. This one off me oo.

How you go dey regard me..like say u never threaten me grin

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Crime / Re: My Story As A Cult Member........initiation Phase Included... by BEANSndPLANTAIN(m): 6:34pm On Aug 15, 2021
MajorGeneraILaw:


You this cultist. I have noted your monicker and you will be tracked/arrested before Wednesday next week. Don’t think of going on exile because your location has been triangulated already. As you move, so will the location tag on you be moving so it’s pointless to run.

You were found to be associated or involved in the murder/kidnap of several rivals and your day has come

Regards
MGL
Cc SergeantLawalG
If you mention me again I will tell my boys to tidy you ASAP angry

Once I give THE5DME 1 cup of garri now, he will pounce on you like a rottweiler
Abobi don't try me abeg angry

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