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Raymondenyi: Fooolish worthlesss , uselesss girl and family members thatt have no plan for her feature. That picturre above is meaningless, anybody could have attended therer funeral .
Dis young lot of a gurl is just so disgusting, n she thinks another man will wanna come marry her tomorrow after brandishing her n her family's cheap worth n utter foolery in all available media.. Awwwww gush! Am just so pissed ... Shit.

*spits*

Stand up and lick dat spit and swallow it.

Only God knows the sweet thing dat monkey boy told d 17yr old before she started sleeping wit him.

I hope to God he is the baby's dad if only to pour shame on his empty head.

Celebreties have responsibilities, he shud ve known better. Maybe the gitl was star struck or actually loves him. Who knows. Wats taking him so long, it only a Dna let him come n take it. Nonsense

dat is the problem wit this pple, common sense no common.

some of these staff no get a mind of their own, they are like robots.

shame on them

U see, before the girl ask, dat means u never buy her gift before!

Dnt wait to be asked, pass thru Mr bigs buy her meatpie or even plaintain krisps. U dnt need to be told. Haba!!

Coldfeet: I wonder o! The second guy on the pulpit looks starved

dats d look of a gud pastor. Fasting n prayer no easy o

just watching the opening of parliament, with colours, crowns staffs and all sorts of metal statues floating about.

if na nigeria they will say it all demonic, the red robe na sango, the metal staff na ogun etc.

my pple take am make parable " Person wey no like e thing nai them dey catch for thief"
AFRICA WAKE UP,
NAIJA STAND UP!!!

children of nowadays
wats the age of the average nairaland user??

here is hoping this gets to frontpage.

pls i need naira, i will give pounds.

MOD, plsforgive me am desperate.

any offers, need it today

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GUYS PLS I NEED POUNDS NOW O

its a shame this guy lives in nigeria, the babe been don hit big time.

child support for 18yrs no be moi-moi o.

its not as if the guy is a saint, we know how guys are wen they need to get their grove on, and he obviously had a girlfrient yet he was busy sticking his thing everywhere.

i really hope the baby is his, then all that shakara go clear for e eye

mtcheeeeeeew

Fact is, most first horns are not biological kids of the hubby.

Yes I know I will get berated, but dat the truth. Especially the, " am pregnant, ok lets get married."

There are countless stories, a man in Germany was trying to bring his kids to Germany his wife was already with him, the embassy wanted a DNA test to prove the kids were his before issuing visa.
It turned out the first son junior was not the his, he was mad started threatening the woman n all sorts, the woman had to leave and sought asylum in Germany there so she can get her papers.

Am not saying it is intentional, but in Nigeria dating more than one man at a time is common.

r231: Pls send me your phone number

Segun@midasshipping.com

Have sent an email

feminine A: Sent you mail thrice now no response from you. Pls mail me ur phone number- bunmi4real08@yahoo.com

I don send u number since I no hear from u again.

bigx: Pounds ke? Naira o! Before dem kidnap me, normal naira

Lol, I can't. Do upto dat. 500k for now. I did £3500 to day d person never still pay me after all the raking wey she rake. I had to pay £3500 to another person to help me pay my customer.

bigx: I can handle up to 5m and I've accounts with Lloyds TSB and Barclays whichever is preferrable

very impressive, 5m pounds or naira?

[quote author=bigx][/quote]Dnt know wat u mean by dat? How much naira do u have? Atleast tell me wat u have before u start to price am.

feminine A: Don't mind though depends on your rate I regularly put money in my natwest account for my business. Won't mind at all. What rate?? Pm me pls

depending on the market rate.

today i did #248 to £1
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bigx: How much do u want?

about 500k for now.

U See life, i only hold my son make e no fight nai i spend 4hrs answering questions from police and social workers. den say dem see grab marks for e hand. make dem come see slash mark na. mtchewwwwwww nonsense.

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Ok, where is his award?

Vikin: OP, sorry for that! Take it easy next time ...

The law I find sometimes too much oh...

They even take permission to touch your kid.

Even a family member take permission to carry your infant or even touch them, they stare from a distance...I remember when I visited an in-law who just had a baby, see the way. I grab the cutie begin throw him up, the mother couldn't say anything to me ...thankGod dem no call police sef..

abi o, the thing dey shake person. me wey be talkative com see as i dey feel.
am trying to forget but its not easy.

my hubby keeps teasing me," come kiss now o, if no be GOD u for dey jete now" i no even get the energy to fight am.

i will give it a few days see how i feel.

greatgod2012: Sorry for your ordeal, and thank God it all ended well, im happy for you.
Kids can truly be naughty, sometimes, one has to be really patient with them.
Meanwhile, whenever any of your kids annoys you, its better to punish them and let them be.
May God help us all.

Am still numb from it, I only held him by his upper arms n took him to the naughty corner, wen he wasn't responding to dat I used my palm to smack his bottom. Within minutes it was all over. He came down stairs n apologised. We were all back to normal. Didn't even tell his dad until d police got involved. D thing tire me o jare

Ok will have to fuk it out then, tanks all

Dat is eh, its not a guday for me atall, my 9yr old son told his school friend dat I smacked him. School phoned me now I came to pick him up the said I can't becos police need to talk wit me. Been waiting for 1.5hrs. D head teacher is sitting on the floor playing wit my 2yr daughter. They won't let me see my son. They are all smiling and acting nice but I know say wahala dey come. Wen dey release me I go update una o.

Update: since 3.10 na now I dey go house. I dey hospital dem check all e body document every spot even chicken pox own.

I beg make I go eat first, I know say I wan loose weight but no be by starvation.

Ok, belly is full now let me continue.

It all started about 12.30 today, my son's school called me to say he had told a friend dat that I hit him. I shud I ve said "No comment" but I said yes he was being naughty. She said ok, dat she wud have to refer d matter to children services. Got to d sch about 3.10 to pick him up n d safeguarding children's personnel called me aside. She said I had to wait for the police, I waited till 4.30 wen they came they went straight to see him in his class stayed wit him for about 20mins then came to me. 4 women, 2 police and 2 social workers all sat in front of me and introduced themselves. Said they here because of a report that I hit my son so I said No, I smacked his Bum because he was fighting his brothers. They said he had bruising on his arms n how did dat get there, told them probably wen I pulled him away from the fight. They said he wud need to see a paediatrician fo full assessment and they also need to consider the safety of my other kids. Dat one burst my head, I throway accent n dignity I start to craze.

The cofrontation: then the short fat social worker start to talk rubbish, na so she get 9yr old grand child n she no dey smack am, I warn am say make she no compare my pikin wit her own, becos I smack am now una call police but if e reach 18 n e do small thing una go throway for jail without asking me if I want or not. If I dnt straighten him the prison system will, so I will do it my seLf. Police con calm me down by now I was screaming n crying.

they said I have to come wit to them to the doc be there becos they wud need to ask me his medical history.

So we went saw the doc, he asked me wat happened and looked at my son. He said he has no concern about his safety all the scars he saw were old injuries . He also said that wen black pple get injuries the scare tend to be heal and gets very dark n pple cud confuse them with black n blue marks. The doc is jewish explained to the him dat am strict wit my boys becos I want them to succeed. Told him my boys get award in school for 100% attendance, I am not a bad mum. He smiled and said he understood. That I shud BE COMMENDED not punished that I have done nothing wrong. Took us back to the ward, and went to speak wit the 4 witches police n social workers. Came back a few mins later n said all is fine we can go home. The short devil social worker begin respect her self she she will come to my house wen they get the written report so she can help me source available resource that may be of help to me.

I told her to tell school dat my son is not being abused.
Na so I spend today o, beans wey I wash to take make moi-moi still dey there I no get the strength .

its disgusting, its a turn off but guys seem to think its ok to do it especialy after a few years of marriage.