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Going thru diff thread on relationships, I can't help but wonder wat is left exclusively for the man dat will eventually pay ur dowry. Or better still wat can u reserve for him?
Oh am talking sex if dats allowed. May u shud ration it with boyfriends n make it unlimited with husband.
pls reserve urself for ur future husband, atleast he will be paying others go just scatter and run away.

u can share ur opinion on it.

Yep, mine did. Only becos I won't let him get away wit it.

I get up nd I will wake him nicely, "honey pls I need babies bottle, darling I need his dummy" dat normally works.

If it don't I wud give him the baby and go down stairs after all I don try.

We both enjoy making the baby, I carried the pregnancy, suffered the morning sickness, got the stretch marks, went thru the labour pains, den u show up give am ur name and ur papa name, den u no go help to look after am?
haba!! who dey cry dey see road o

The truth will set u free.

Have u told her u have a partner dat u love and getting married in August?
Wen she calls, pretend ur woman is there. U cud say honey r u ready we need to get going. She might ask who dat us teller u n ur fiancé are going to visit her parents for a few days. Suff like dat wud def tell her u have a new life and she I not part of it.

If she knows u r settled she will leave u alone.

All things being equal no woman wud deny her hubby sex.

But are men can be very dull wen it comes to things like this, for afternoon dem go do like say una dey quarrel but wen night reach dem go wan pounce like tiger. It's not done.

If u want it start working on it days before, be nice, be complimentary, touch her even wen u know u can't do it then, get her in a happy mood then maybe u might just get lucky tonight.

Lest I forget, make sure ur wife is enjoying it too. If she is not moaning its becos u r not doing it right. Ask her how she wants it.
After the deed to run away like u stole it, cuddle her for a few minutes before u go dey find wetin u go drink.

Bottomline is if she enjoys it, she won't refuse u the next time u ask.

Chei, I don really spoil o, may God have mercy on me

Ok, who buy medicine wit names like dat? My pikin, hiaaaa

Better to buy gbogbonshey

na u get ur toto if u like set am on fire

CONGRATS O, u def have a mission on earth go forth n fulfill ur destiny

to pple wey like to write first to comment, by the time u write am finish i don post my own

OVER HYPED N OVER PRICED

CAMEROONPRIDE: what do you want to do with a cow?

money ritual, wat else do they do wit cows

see business, and i dey dis stupid country dey waste my time.

pls improve security make i coe home ooooo

stupid man, if u want pics of ur wives pu-ssy just ask nicely not pretending its for investigation purpose.

how can a pic tell wat a pu-ssy has been doing

kc n jojo, all my life i pray for someone like u

wayo pple

with their over priced properties, mchewwwwwwwwwww

dis car too low for naija rd,
even RAV4 better pass

very impressive.

but u r looking saggy o, u will need surgery to tighten those skin, it will no shrink.

pointless

So na trouble i enter be dat o, i have spent all nt card on this pple.
they keep u on hold then wen it looks like someone has come on the phone, the damn thing cuts off.
so fustrating.

How some parents look life sef, pikin wey don finish university dem still dey tell I'm husband make e take am go masters.

Tell ur dad to pay for master if he want a masters holder for a daughter, ur hubby want a degree holder for a wife hence he married one.

Naija families wit Demand upon demand. Some go say train my other children, buy me car, carry me go Amelica. Haba

Which good news? Dem don cure the critical illness?

Pls dnt forget labour pains, ur pu-ssy fit tear dem go sew am.

Sleepless nights due to crying for no apparent reason,
pooping n peeing like there is no 2mrw

Tantrums even in public.

And the big Hole that will be in ur bank balance for the next 25yrs n more

it must be eco bank, all i want is internet banking, i have called them over 40times the phone keeps cutting off.

am sure this is not unique to eco bank.
wats ur experience??

Thank GOD for her life,

oya start to find pikin o

See my school oooooooooooooooooo

Miss dem days

[quote author=igochopur$]Just like someone said, thats why the crime rate in Naija is low.[/quote]Really??

dats why nigeria need the welfare system.

so, u have no brothers sisters relatives dat can help?

how about wifes family?

face to face is always better.

pls go to all this pesticide shop, n ask wat to get that will deter reptiles and others.

so dats enuf to crash ur marraige?

wat is wrong in kneeling down for ur husband??

i do it especially wen we r with our friends and my hubby will say no mind am o, no be so she dey do for house.

u better behave urself o, n stop narrating ur new marraige to pple.

my pple say wen yam dey white for small pikin, make e use 2 hand cover am.

a word is enuf for the wise.

nice debate, i hope it gets to the front page for a broader view.

One of my friend's mum once had a quarrel with her husband's other wife. The other woman teased her datshe is now dry bones and can't have anymore children, the lady got pregnant the next year to pove the other woman wrong.

Meanwhile it's my friend dat they all depend on for feeding, clothing accommodation, school fees etc. my poor friend is in his early 30 and seeking asylum in the uk. And they are busy doing baby competition on his head.

RIP to ur mum, very beautiful woman

Dats right, u go to America prison, u put on weight.

U go to 9ja prison u lose weight and acquire lots of craw craw on ur body

Now the debate I started a few weeks ago, can get some flames.

We need an investigator to go check how rich thi man is. He has had that corpse for 10 yrs, if he still not richer than dangote than I win.

Money ritual no dey work!!!

E to long nahhhh