₦airaland Forum

Seun360:
Tell your aunt to go through IVF, that's the secret.

Okay bro, but remember that all fingers are not equal

Only God knows how long Toheeb Akanji a.k.a T-cash will eat beans he didn't cook.

I tap into their blessings on behalf of my auntie, Adaobi, she has been looking for fruit of the womb for nearly a decade now.

God please, bless her with the fruit of the womb so that She'll smile like the couple above..Amen and AMEN!

MARKone:
They want to sell his head too ..

Abeg my hand no dey o, na you and your phone talk that one o

Tochukwu Nwafor is stupid for partaking in arson attack on the police station, but the problem now is that he's also foolish for looting a motorcycle from the police station and kept it in his custody.

Only God knows how long he'll eat beans he didn't cook

He wants to mobilise 10 million hunger ravaged youths?

Shola Gabriel sounds like a scammer

Kudos to you.

You are really doing a good job, they might be grumbling while doing the chores now but, they'll appreciate you in decades to come.

I started entering the kitchen with mum when I 6-7yrs, then I never understood what mum was doing it was years later that I realized what she was doing and I really appreciate her for that because she really made me know my whereabouts in the kitchen, even my woman can attest to it. As a matter of fact, woman no dey do inyanga for me with kitchen because I can do and undo a lot of abracadabra inside there. Nwanyi Ocha, I appreciate you for that.

Throughout my years in higher institution I didn't eat outside up to 6x courtesy of mum's handwork, even now I rarely eat outside and that's why I promised myself that I will never fail to raise my kids up the way I was raised.

Auntie Akaraprenuer, keep on keeping on. Merry Xmas

Why bordering us when you would have asked the snake its name before killing it

Kyase:
arrrh that stingy man?
nothing positive go come out be that ooo

You're a man of little faith, wait make I do consultation first nah

Something is telling me that NPF want to do some abracadabra

Thank God stray bullet didn't hit Uche Nwosu because IPOB would have been roped in and be blamed for Hopeless Hope Uzodimma's and NPF's stupidity.

Kyase:
people wey dey pray for me donplenty
i no need new members again
i need money

Make I consult Buhari fess, make we know as we go take do am. Exercise a little patience

Kyase:

merry christmas boss
as i remind you so
do something

Person wey no hold money no dey find change, but I go dey remember you in my prayers

xangerar:
You muddled up the bishops and their dioceses. Alex Ibezim is Archbishop and bishop of Awka too, Owen Nwokolo is bishop on the Niger, Johnson Ekwe is bishop of Niger West, Obiora Uzochukwu is bishop of Mbamili and so forth.

Baba I shock I like o. I started wondering when Rt. Rev. Owen Nwokolo became bishop of awka diocese and Rt. Rev. Obiora Uzochukwu who I knew when he was consecrated as bishop of mbamili diocese became bishop of Niger west also.

Peace be unto you, you're a confirmed Anglican

Kyase:
merry christmas boss my person gee

where my chin chin?
fergié001 and beebeeóoh na una own dey vex me pass

Baba abeg no kari too much vex, u know old people like us do forget things easily.

Merry Xmas

Yinkakolawole:
All of them carry the same look. Where our Dancing senator?

He's standing beside Davido nah

While some of Nwosu’s associates alleged that he was kidnapped, others alleged that his arrest was masterminded by the state governor, Hope Uzodinma.

But in a swift reaction, the state commissioner for Information and strategy, Declan Emelumba, said that the governor had no hand in what happened.

Hope Uzodinjo a.k.a Supreme court governor is a big time curse to Imolites.

pointblank247:
hmmmm omo see mumu

You really need to know what sarcasm means.

kenzysmith:
Anty whe n u go marry we done tire to wait

Just getat

mightyhaze:
what story will you tell your children children about bughari

How he ruled Nigeria and how he touched the lives of the citizens with his negativity. Story plenty

Candidlady:
And later someone will call a boy child a blessing!

RIP ma!

To nod you just dey hungry me

Marriage no be anybody mate, see as slim Simi don gather flesh finish.

Cute family

You forgot Kayode Ogundamisi

Make we just dey speculate

Buhari's story will be passes down to generations. We will tell his story's to our children and children-children.

prizeless:
How can you test positive when you're fully vaccinated? Three Jabs? Then +ve, I think the 6th and 7th Jab is needed

You dey mind those deceivers

I blame China for these nonsense

MURIC just left the chat group

Mo'Salah never fails to celebrate X-Mas every year. It's now like a tradition to him

#MerryXmas #YNWA #LFC #TheREDS

The nose is constant.

E no dey go leave, e no dey go transfer; e just root well for ground

isaiah4life:
Lwkmd. You are cracking my ribs with your joke comrade. Lolzz. One love my brother.

Nothing do u bro. Compliments of the season