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mytestimony:
All this march mamas wey de fear to be next. All of dem de push me say na me be next. Hia!
Una de shout make march come. Now e don come una de run de push mytestimony go front. Hmmmmm ok o

Anytime I see your name,i use to think it's birth annoucement. Abeg do jooor

imurboss:
@beedam,sorry to take u back. What quantity of the castor oil did u take cos I'm beginning to think ur reaction to labour was due to the quantity u took ,maybe I can just take small of it

@all mamas, when can I start eating pineapples, let me start preparing myself. These days the kind vex wey I just dey vex for dh no be here, I don dey plan the kind slap wey I go give am on that day sef, him go hear am! Body dey pepper me

I took a tablespoon of it and labour started almost immediately . If you want take small,oya go take teaspoon na . I think it's because I ve zero tolerance to pain. You can try it if you can make I no scare you. I read about a lot of people who used it.

All these plan wey you dey plan for your husband, diaris God ooooooo

Mzora:
join me and thank God for blessing me and my family with a princess early dis morning.birth story later.

Congratulations dearie,God bless you and your lo. So happy for you

Mytestimony, hope you are not going to be like me sha? Class captain wey go born for another month

Shout out to honourable senior "tchiwinnie"
Thanks for always been there. You are always ready to answer questions. You are not pregnant,yet you didn't neglect us instead you created more time to listen and answer us. We really appreciate you. You have been so good and may God reward you for not getting tired of our too many questions. Amen.

Lovinam,where are you? You have been another helping hand but you suddenly disappeared. Hope all is well? May God guide and guard you too wherever you may be. Amen.

To all other senior mamas,please don't leave this thread. So many new pregnant mamas on ground who has a question or more to ask. God be with you all amen

sayoberry:
Hello mamas, this is to announce that I delivered a baby boy and girl this evening. All of us are doing fine. I will share story when I'm strong enough. I did c.s tho

Let somebody shout halleluyah! The Lord has always been good to his children. So happy for you. God protection will be on you all including dh.

Mama milo, how many cups have you taken after delivery?

mytestimony:
Temmy did u notice that your nane is first on that list? Ha ha ha. Congrats may God be with you both. Oya make I ask for birth story like senior beedam. Keep moving march mamas may God be with us.

Since prophet mytestimony don arrange names according to delivery, Mzora you are next. I know you will be happy since you have reached 40wks already.

UmmTwins2:
Allahuma ameen. Can't wait.....lol i hear o, plenty seniors. Madam snr beedam, Merry happy bday. Kisses to prince charming; n hw vigilante duties going? May God reward us for all our efforts. Motherhood is such a lifetime job that frm d day u discover (or suspect sef lol) u'r pregnant, d worry worry starts ('specially d FTMs); u start cramping, u'r worried, cramping stops, u start panicking; Morning sickness start, so so complain, u get lucky n dn't experience it like evry1 else, u start to worry; baby decides nt to be so troublesome, panic, baby too kick, u start wondering if its normal......worry worry evry step of d way even till dem become adults. Mothers are priceless, may God reward us n make the journey easy for us all. Ameen. Congrats to all d new moms n happy bumping to all pushing mamas, may we be rewarded wt healthy, happy babies to lighten up our lives wt those adorable smiles n babbling for all our worry worry. E no easy

Vigilante has been so so sweet. The dozing off while breastfeeding alone is tantalising.

mytestimony:
German mango to be precise

Off to Germany all because of a friend who crave German Mango.

kaffy4bill:
Darling moi, no vex for me ooo. Had migraine in preg,jumped hospital admission(no one else is allowed to do dat ooo u hear ). Trying to cope wit home front,preg and my boys,dh bn so much help and work too dey dere,alwaz wit u my family here oo. Make everybody no vex 4 me
Senior beedam, love to u and charming prince
Jumayin, u wil b here sooner dan later.
Temmy,congrats on ur delivery,Allah b wit u all
@all, one luv alwaz

Honourable nurse,weldone o. Hope you are now alright.

mummy2be:
congrats dearie may God keep and guide u both,beedam don get bday mate finally

So happy o. It isn't easy. ** dancing Shoki here**

Happy birthday modath and proudmom38. Wishing you more fruitful years on earth. Luv ya!

temmy2103:
And so I gave senior Beedam a cute bday mate, my baby boy is here ALHAMDULILLAH
#TeamMarch let's do it

This is great. I'm so happy . The Lord is good.
Thanks so much for giving me a birthday mate. All my prayer wasn't in vain.

May Almighty God bless you and your prince charming.

I name him ABOLAJI.

mytestimony:
I want mango!

Are you sure? **runs to get long stick** plucking mode activated

rezzy:
Beedam, happy birthday to you. Wishing you long life and prosperity. How is bobo doing?

Thanks dearie. How ur side too?

proudmom38:
@kaffy how re u holding on?how's work n lo doing? & how is d pushing going too? I'm missing u o,though u no dey gree respond 2 my complain again....

Because your complain is too much. **speed off thread**

mummy2be:
hbd beedam dearie,Manymore fruitful Yrs Amen,hapi one month bday 2 our cutie you shall grow and shine IJN Amen

Thanks dearie

proudmom38:
Happy 1month 2 ur charming prince...I pray dat he will celebrate 1yr,2yrs 10yrs,20yrs n more in good health n prosperity IJN.AMEN

God save you. I thought you won't greet my prince ni. I was holding a koboko before .

How are you doing and hope it's not been too stressful? Greetings to prouddad.

tchiwinnie:
Wow, how tym flies! 1month gone already. Happy one month bday to him

Infact,im so so happy seeing what came out of me grow. Just like yesterday when he flew out of me. He was so tiny. All praise to God

clinik:
Happy bday to u dearie.... LLNP..... Bigger u I pray IJN...! happy one month to your baby too.. give my family's love to him.....

Thanks dearie. How's your baby doing?

clinik:
Hello my people,how una dey.....? na so life be? na so una dey forget person? you pple should continue... All I know is there is God and his watching u on 3D... Lolz

Beedam,proudmum,kaffy,mytestimony, and everybody I greet u and I dey vex wit u all as u no fit ask of me and my baby.. Just to say hello to u my pple... Do take care of yourselves...!

even though I didnt ask of u BT u dey my mind. i no say u dey enjoy vigilante ni.
Kaffy4bill asked of u and even mentioned hubby's name sef

tchiwinnie:
Happy birthday to u,
happy birthday to u,
happy birthday dear beedam,
happy birthday to u.
May God perfect all dat concerns u, feel ur heart wt joy, bless u richly and grant ur heart's desires. Enjoy ur day, and dont forget our cake o.

Thanks sweetie. So grateful. May God bless you too and perfect all that concerns you. Luv yah.

My charming prince is also one month old today.

Mzora:
@hernyolar wonderful birth story.God is ever faithful. experienced mamas and march mamas how often do u get d foetal hiccups.I'm almost 40weeks .

My sister go and sit down. Don't you know you are oppressing some people with the way you are shouting this your 40wks?

I delivered at 40+5 and no sign at all at all.

mytestimony:
Please o I have packed my bags. But dh is saying wat I packed is too much. One small box for baby. Anoda box for me. Den a diaper bag.
Please make una teach me. I never pavk for delivery bf and I have never seen anyone pack for delivery

Later dem go say I no be senior o. Anyway,for ur baby's sake I go answer u.

Where is your hospital list?
Since you won't be sent back because of too much load,you can just carry what you ve packed already.

Why are you giving dh trouble? Why won't he complain when you packed back like someone leaving Naija for US** runs out before she starts crying, cry cry [/s]baby[s] mama)

@proudmom38 and mummy2be, abeg o. My ministry never heal finish o. I'm still trying to resurrect it.

mytestimony:
Temmy2130
Mzora
Splendblex
Fexcathy
Mytestimony
Cutekonkolo
Motun31
Iyaire
March mamas still de wait una

Madam beedam don't worry hubby go soon come fire u anoda one. This time twins

See me see trouble! Wetin concern hubby for this one? U called team march,i answer you and yet you dey complain. No be march dem born me?

I represent the 3rd day if the 3rd month. I be gallant 3/3

U see say I no miss road? I know what I'm saying jooor

cutekonkolo:
Haaa! Senior Beedam, which one be ur own for march list again, e nver do u abi? E b like say belle still dey hungry u.

I remain team march body,soul and spirit.

mytestimony:
Temmy2130
Mzora
Splendblex
Fexcathy
Mytestimony
I don turn class rep. Lol
Other March mamas Oya come answer

Present ma

Lana75:
Senior Beedam abeg how much is their antenatal registration? Pls I'm seriously searching for a G/ hospital here in Lag where I can try VBAC

How u dey jare,junior wey get respect.

ANC is 10,400. You will enjoy the place and another bonus I go cum visit u wen u born.

To all mothers who stay along ikorodu road and need a general hospital to use,i will advise you use Randle General Hospital. It's a very very good place with good record which I can testify to.

missmalachi:
Infact eee d tin tire me ooooo.am ok wit d place ooo even though I dnt knw if dey ar gud or nt but everyone around me is advocating for general hospital.

Are you the one that stays in Ketu? If yes, don't know if "Randle GH" won't be too far for you. I stay in ojota and that's where I use. It's a general hospital but it's just for mother and child(maternity and post natal). It's a new place and you won't believe it's a GH. It's a big,neat,well equipped, cool headed staff, AC even dey my room. We were just 3 in my room( b4 delivery) and 2 in my room( after delivery). To crown it all,they don't go on STRIKE. Maybe it's because they deal with only pregnant ppl.


Once you get to barracks (bus stop after ojuelegba) take bike 50naira to the hospital (New Randle)

There is Old Randle where other GH things are being done aside delivery which has been shifted to d new place.

Alot of people come from far places like ikorodu sef and you mingle with other preggy women( antenatal used to be real fun) . I made friends who we even visit eachodas houses sef till now.

Delivery is less than 25k( I paid 24k + tear sewing money o)and CS is 48k( nt very very sure)

A visit will convince you .

sheweezy:
This is exactly how I feel. The pain from the veejay to the leg that it hurts badly when I turn or stand after sitting or lying down. I know the response will likely be "it's part of the package"

So u are tired of hearing same response abi? Okay then how about "its within the package " .
**runs out if thread,i no want preggy mama trouble **

mytestimony:
Please I am team march o. Just allow us catwalk to march. How ur prince

My prince is doing fine o. Please give me a birthday mate. 3/3