proudmom38:



Lol,sorry ma,na respect ni. I knw say if na @senior beedam I give dis name,she 4 dey smile.Make I move b4 she move me o....Lil proudy is great.He's 6months today!

On my way to Edo state to report you to prouddad as he no dey gree come here again.

safe06:
@snr beedam..lol
@kamotisha,lol,I believe in this baby piss ehn...when my neighbour's baby came visiting,he peed on the floor,I vexed ehn,I jUst looked him in the face and said"wariz strong with you?when you felt like peeing why didn't you just climb me and pee?" The poor boy was just lookingh at me like" aunty werey le leyi ooo"...
Anywaiz I take style match am before I moPped the floor,so my body either directly or indirectly touch baby piss.."Lol..
You all get ready for my miraculous bfp...

@sharon6,hbd to your princess..

God will surprise you sooner than you expect, sis.

safe06:
@chinwendym af born offspring ooooooooo...
*runs round thread,wears dancing shoes,dances etighi and fuji gabage,carries my geepee tank,borrowS my neighbours tanks too,puts in my truck,all roads leads to chinwendym's house to collecT "The Special One Ekene" piss to take baff...

I af mils this house so mulch...
@elder modath,snr beedam,aunty zaynie,sister chinwedym,nurse kaffy,I sight you all,thanks for the mentions..

@all bellefull mamas,vigilante mamas,I hail ooo..

You are so dramatic. I was imagining you doing all the dance steps and running to carry your tank and to your neighbours to beg for theirs too.

Very funny!!!

Chinwendym, congratulations ooooo.

dandyspak:
I heard the chief of staff to PMB was seen @ the supreme court during the 30 minutes recess by the judges. We want fair judgement.

Are you telling me the chief of staff to the president has to be there physically before Buhari can do anything? Just leave Mr president alone while waiting for the judgement.

Haba!

DonaTee:
Hello mums n dads in d house
congratz to d newly deliverd

to d loaded mamas d lord is ya muscle

@Rukemi long tym nne
@beedam how body?

@mumpurity2 @fabmummy im proudly SWAG.....our God is not a robber jare

lemme kotinu Readin up 50 pages hope I don't doze off

Dozing off is 200% sure abi no be 50 pages?
I'm good. Hope you are fine too?

pweetymii:
gudpm senior mummies and daddies.This is mii again,earlier in January,i announced that we wud be porting in truckloads from the ATC thread,so,maams and sirs,on behalf of those of us porting,we want to apply for land space,we are so loaded as in"odin kam loaded"! (nb,our cash is clean as in it don pass efcc scrutiny and confirmed it's not part of da-gate,so,shaking ri wo)we can buy enough space in banana island but we would prefer to buy space here in baby island,we are not talking small space oh,biiig biiig space,and we are applying now before the naira crashes more!We are ready to collect as many account numbers that is provided for us and we can even pay with the machine as in dash u the ATM machine..
the reason why i said we wud need big space is because,some will give birth to twins,some triplets and we might even have quads! because we are vexing and remember what God's words said in Joel 2:25 that is why many of us will give birth to multiples!
So,maamas and daddies,pls oh,read this informal application,and give us reply soon,we promise to abide by every rules and regulations...we thank u all for remembering to say a word of prayer for us always..
we say congrats to all mama's that have put to bed..
to all waddling maamas and those having ms,the Lord is ur muscle,wen we grow up(which is soon)we want to be like u!
thank u and shallom..
cc..senior zaynie..
cc..senior bedham..
cc..senior modath...
cc..proudmum&prouddad38
cc...mama chinwedym
cc..senior ahnie
cc..legendsmother
cc..blessedmum
cc..mumihaja
cc..janix2
cc..4realwoman
cc..mummyesther
cc..all the sweet mummies and daddies in the house...

Firstly, my name na Senior "beedam" not Senior "bedham"

This 2016 will surely be a year to remember as you all will sing a new song. May God answer all our prayers and bring you here soonest.

Congratulations in advance to you all!

ahnie:
@all that profer solutions....last april precisely on Easter day,a stranger i accomodated stole my husband's lov n attention from me...i became a second BrOOMSTICk.i waz was severely beaten(was 7months preggy then)i bled seriously,thank God that ZINO wasnt aborted.now he's pleadin that i shud allow the cook,whu z single to come live with us.my husband z not the promiscious type....i lov tu assist her...but i hav no background check abt her?ayam not always@home,and 3rdly....i fear for the safety of my child.simply put....mi o fe wahala o.i'll ring mr Ahlex tonite to convey my decision tu him....which z a Big NO.Eyin babes,una thank yu.

Sorry I'm just responding o!

I wanted to ask if your hubby has ever worked in the branch where she is. If NO, how did they know each other?
Don't be shocked maybe your hubby doesn't know her well sef. A colleague could tell him to help in accommodating her( some silly things men do)

And if Yes, what kind of relationship did they have to make him or her choose your place? Afterall, he is now a married man.


With the above I read, na to say NO go sure pass o. No one wants to be a second broomstick in her home.

But how can a man say he wants to bring a lady I don't know to come and stay in my home for some time due to accommodation? Abeg, I no fit take am. Let him render help in another way.

I join you to say NO too it but say it in a polite way.

ahnie:
Ma'am beedam,i roff the costume,very witty.lolz

Thank you jare

Double post

Deezou:
Eminya,heathy-looking babe you've got there.



My sweetest little zino, MUAH!



Beedam,how funny

The guy na case. I laff tire sef.

temmy2103:
Mum's 'Desire

Beautiful!

My son at 6months.


Costume by my neighbour's wicked son

ahnie:
My crying Zino

First time I will be seeing Zino. I always miss the picture.

zaynie:
@ MsPatThe school should provide an Asst for u nah!
Na 2 dem give me sef when I entered 3rd trimester. One of them was trained to take over my class once I leave.

Pay what to you? #boobflip

Lol@ sleepless nights and sleepful days
Lol@ Iyalaya anyborri.....feeling like Olamide bah?
Not LOL @ Eagle has landed
Babe dont steal my diva line

Good to have you back

You are a case!

ahnie:
Zino has incurred ezigbo gbese for me.....she crashed dia teevee set,and bullied her creche mates.mehn that baby is something x.

This children ehn! Na so I see my baby beating one baby too o. When he saw me, he started crying but he was busy beating the baby when I came in.

Rukemi291:


I pray your next 9-month journey will be easier lagbara Olohun. Your company even tried aswear. It should be easy for you to wean Abdulrahman then... he's independent to a large extent.

I have the intention of hanging booth but i may consider hubby's plea for 2017. The preggy stage wasn't easy as I was dropping saliva every minute for almost 10months.

As for the weaning, I hope so oooooo. He is addicted to brreast Abi na obsessed ni. I almost stopped today because he showed me wella all through the night. Mehn, the thing come dey pepper me now( he has never bitten me before but the over sucking) but my kid sister begged me to hold on till a day after his 1st birthday which is February 3. I'm counting down seriously

zaynie:



Bring it...wetin. No be talk dem go talk? Patapata na panel. How many people dem don jail?
Buh condition dey o...you must gimme better money, if dem go call me thief, it must not be becos of chicken change


#YouThinkSayYouGetSense


@Kimoni....where art thou?
@MyTestimony....show face o
Abi dem chop ban ni?

Kimoni fit chop ban as she is all over NL but mytestimony no dey pass here.

Please o mamas, who has heard from the people?

Kimoni.... last seen on NL was Dec 22nd and Mytestimony..... last seen on NL was January 2nd

Has anyone spoken to them outside Nairaland recently? If yes, Kindly let me know please!

I have mytestimony number and I will call her tomorrow because it's late now.

I'm kinda bothered!!!

Rukemi291:
tell me to close my mouth... No wonder he's so independent.... Wooooooow

The creche really tried. Some don't take babies younger than 6 months sef.

Oya, close your mouth madam You see say the over independent style he is putting up came from somewhere.

All through the 9months I wa pregnant, I can say I went to work less than 20 times ( gets there by 10am and leaves by 1-2pm)

A lot of work was on ground for me so they told me I will resume immediately I give birth.

I had to resume because no company will allow you to stay at home for almost 9months and I receive salary on 25th of every month.

Rukemi291:


Iyaberinkwara... how body? Most of your questions are special cases which I have absolutely no knowledge about. I think there's a thread where they might be able to answer you better. Thanks for not vexing. Na God dey your matter, no be anybody.

@ahnie, nice to have you back.

tyconcepts.. happy resumption.

Beedam. #replying ur old post# My boy also started creche at 3months....but he still enjoys being carried. Even now, he brings wrapper for me saying 'I want to baaaaackkkkkk ....stressing the 'a' and 'k'...

What if I tell you mine started at 1 month nko?

ahnie:
Ayam here,ayaff missed you bae's like kilode.work nor gree let me chat,mo luv you guys gan.

Ahnie oyoyo!!!
Wetin you bring come? Welcome back sis.

Bolade005:

Lol you're too generous. You just dey throway money dash us. God bless you too Ma.

Oga Bolade, se e ti ya foto, tori oro owo nikan lo ka yin lara?

tchiwinnie:
We dey fyn o. How ur end? 2nd missionary journey don start?

That's on hold till 2017

Wondering why lawyer and seun will always fold their hands and watch people defrauding their customers and still allow them post adverts here. Not good at all.

If a customer complains about any contractor with a proof,let the contractor come out to defend himself /herself and If otherwise, BAN the person for life rather than allowing them to continue scamming people.

Haba!

zaynie:
Snr Beedam, pls tell me the secret to your recent presence on this thread.
Abi Daddy Rahman has employed housemaid for you ni
Or abi you are on leave ni?
Abi AbdulRahman has gone t do holiday ni?



Prouddad38, I concur with Snr Beedam
You must buy the fone o. Una sabi put person for suspense. Sotey na God save me that day sef, Atinuke's bath water dey cold, I dey reheat...I was like ..." what if they post it while I'm bathing her and remove it before I see it! "

#RashMe'sFoneMustNotChopShitInVain

No housegirl and no leave o. The year just started so work never start in full. The little time I have, I decided to spend it here.

Wey your second? @ahnie

Lest I forget.
#RashMe'sFoneMustNotChopShitInVain

tchiwinnie:
Mamas una doh o. Pardon my seeming silence, I dey wt una for spirit, lol.
Tatacherie, how body? I m sure its close for u. May God mk it easy for u and oda January mamas.
Congrats mompurity2. Register for ANC as soon as u can.

Dokita wa, we understand. Hope you are fine? My baby nko?

Omojudy:
hello mums. i am new here. does anyone here use LUTH? Please i will like information on registeration process and would like to know what days to register for antenatal as i live far from it so i wont do double journey with stress. Thank you so much.

Nurse kaffy4bill, over to you!

tyconcepts:


Yourself wan join the league of of Dasukigate money distribution ni?

Like Beedam said no run come meet us to join u pray coz we no go pray

Na so!!!

Rukemi291:


It's like you obeyed instructions of the elderly abi? You didn't over-carry him.... Unlike me, any slight 'pim' we don carry am....till he preferred being carried to using all the things.... we didn't get him a bed sha. We were advised not to. That they don't sleep in.

He has always liked playing on his own from baby. He doesn't disturb nor cry. Except he is hungry or when you wanna change his diaper while he is asleep. So that makes him use them well and you know he started creche at a very tender age which made him independent.

proudmom38:


Dh says he doesn't want his lil Proudy 2 take ogi o...

Same thing I talk till my son got to 9 months and he started refusing cereal and all those canned foods and yet he isn't eating adult food well. I had to introduce ogi and he love it.

Although I still give him the cereal and other oyinbo food but Na war before he eat am.

Prouddad38:
hello my people, how una dey na? hope this year dey go wellaa.
@rashmi, i must say a big sorry about ur fone ooo. Im short of words though, but just know say na better tins be ur portion dis year.

Our new Oga Bolade...in da house, I welcome u oooo. This is d best place to be.

@ most_senior_mama-beedam, how u dey?

@kaffy4bill, @modath, @lovinam, @all_of_you_mamas, i greet u all... keep up d good work ooo.
@tatacherie, we wait to share in ur joy oooo. may God see u through.


Proudy Family.

Before I say anything, please buy a new phone for RashMe, we don't care if you are short of words as long as you are not short of money .

Im fine. It's been a long while o. No more complain from you as proudmum38 don dey allow you kpekus every angle of the house. I am happy because that's what we want

Clinik and Sammieone too don step up their game. No wahala o. No complains anymore? O ga ju!

Rukemi291:


I also have the first one. But the hanger for toys is 'n' shaped rather than '7' also Fischer price.... very durable.. the seat is washable too. we bought the brand new at 17k in 2013 at Ilorin... My boy stayed in it more when he was a baby. He just sat in once in a while when he was a toddler (he's now a preschooler abi)

I have packed it from the ground sef.....

Kids are not predictable when it comes to using all these things..... like his walker.... he used it countable times...

I once saw a 2 in 1 type. A walker that can be converted to a rocker. If you want to conserve money, maybe you get this type...

My baby is always loyal, he sleeps in his bed, seats on his chair and walks round( Abi n carry round) in his walker. The Walker own is the worse because he use it to run round the balcony yet he no gree walk.