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byvan03:
Hehehehe!! beedam, sis how ur side? You don chop beans again, if u insult me, no omugwo for you . Nah fufu choppings all throughoooo

My wicked sis. No beans chopping for now I'm now as strong as rock o. I no get mama and my mother inlaw no wan dey useful for anything other than to sit down and look and ask for food by 7am while I do all things, claiming "iya oko" and I sent her packing so "no omugwo" no be punishment for me ooo

kaffy4bill:
Back, ao una dey oo
Congratulations to all new mamas and welcome to all new preggies
Pray God b wit us all
One love

Just because of amala,ewedu,gbegiri, similac and water, I no see your break light again. Okay oooo

Tlaura:
Hello ladies!!


Lovinam, tchwinnie,Tbaby, MummyDDD, wey my graduating set?

Yinmu, u wan make we know say u be our senior abi?

lovinam:
Trouble madam no 1. Lmao
Anytime I see u online I sabi say u wan poke someborri. Ha fa na? How's our cutie pie? Hope bouncing. Sloppy kisses to him.

I am no more like that. CHANGE everywhere you go.

**whispers** na just for today o

lovinam:
Oga wia u from come na? You sef wey de talk we never see ya membership dues o! Hian! Wey madam? She needs to confirm something before our presido go confam ur membership.
Question for madam
1. How manny times oga don follow u wake up foor night to feed or carry baby?
2. How many times oga don do diaper change?
3. He don baff baby before?
We await answers

Correct questions. How you dey lovie lovie? @ tchiwinnie how ur side too?

SURYSuri:
I gave birth last night but lost the baby but I give glory to Almighty Allah

May God Console you. Sorry about the loss

modath:
Me likey your entrance, , find shia, siddon.

@senior beedam or @ nursekaffy *wey form, sombody don come wan obtain form, I have told her its 10k per baby, she gree*

That her entrance is just funny.
Good as you told her 10k/baby because as I dey look the woman she fit go drop five o

As a honourable and well respected senior,you can't expect me to carry forms around . Meet team June wey dey warn up so that dem go take the inventory of all newbies before they will proceed to labour ward.

@nurse Kaffy and proudmum, please mobilise your mates and serve that new mama form but leave the money matter for me. You too heavy to dey count money. Make u no go count 5,000 cum call am 50,000. So please handle the forms ONLY

Nnetriplet:
*knocks*....kpam! Kpam! Kpam!....erm my big Aunties can I enter ds Room?....am 7weeks and counting

Nnetriplriplet,did you just knock with a stick or hand? That's too loud mehn!

Welcome to the family and we wish you a stressfree 9months.

We already have plenty one born and two born,please give us three born as your name implies.

Welcome once again.

mummy2be:
who be d person way ask after 2wks of delivery o?abi 5wks awon aye

Na "GO" we see, we no see "COME" for this matter.
How the thing nw? Sweet ba?
How about your stitches? A friend of mine who gave birth mid January said she is afraid the stitched might loose and that whenever they try it,she won't be able to allow her hubby do it. i no get experience so I decided to ask on her behalf. Her daughter is 4months now.

modath:
@mytesti, make we start a bet on how it will take proudy not less than 4 months to report back to this thread?

I say Nov/Dec, what says you?

That's too far nah.

imurboss:
Thanks mama,but how is the plastibel method done & how long does it take to heal,sorry for the my toomany questions I'm a novice in this aspect

It's done in the hospital but I couldn't stand seeing my son in such pain while doing it so I stayed outside. In a week to 9days,it should be off. Then you start applying penicillin ointment . My son felt the pain for few hours only on the first day and that was all.

kaffy4bill:
Woke up nt quite long, ao r u doin sis. Na because say we b team mate,na y I go b part of the crew if not I go spare head d tying

Nurse kaffy won't be able to support you because she is also FELLOW In the game.

proudmom38:
@mytestimony ur plan no go work o,cos I go close every every after delivery..Dat is to say "NO ENTRY"

You can go and borrow one of Julius Berger or RCC bulldozer and park in front of the place, then prouddad go know say you mean business. See her mouth. And I know you be oga for the game

proudmom38:
Lolz! Na where d belle go follow enta?cos I no go kpekus till 6month after delivery...Prouddad is on a very long thing!

Ask mummy2be,clinik and mytestimony how e dey do them after delivery.

mytestimony:
Proudmum as this belle de sweet u so I sure say after u drop e no go reach 2 months anoda one go enter. #removeshighheelsandpicksreace

My friend,come back. You don't have to run. She can't do anything. I'm here with you.

mytestimony:
Proudmum as this belle de sweet u so I sure say after u drop e no go reach 2 months anoda one go enter. #removeshighheelsandpicksreace

My friend,come back. You don't have to run. She can't ni anything. I'm here with you.

mytestimony:
This place is too quiet now. Where all the mamas

Vigilante + work dey take our time. How you dey dearie? Hope you are getting better?

proudmom38:
sonologist was like 'u calm down a bit now' lol! But we couldn't get 2 see d sex which I'm not happy about...

You want to see the sex of your baby? Okay o, dey dere dey wait

Proudmum+prouddad= proudbaby

You should have known before you give yourselves that name nah . Abi?

Or were you expecting a "proud" baby to display his/her kpekus machine in front of the sonologist ? No

Na like that e go remain till June.

A lesson to other mamas who are forming proud.

Abi una go change name to "humble"?

Humblemum+humbledad= humblebaby

A must watch for all mothers. its really touching and made tears run down my cheeks. Maybe because I'm now a mother too. Mothers are really unique in their ways. Copied from a topic on Nairaland.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DRoqk_z2Lgg

A must watch for all mothers. its really touching and made tears run down my cheeks. Maybe because I'm now a mother too. Mothers are really unique in their ways. Copied from a topic on Nairaland.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DRoqk_z2Lgg

julicoka:
My advice to every mamas most especially d ftm always prepare ur mind dat contraction is not pains ad it will not kil u just few seconds u will he relief endure d contraction.
My birth story I did exercise on 30th April from 5:30am to 10:30am tracking exercise went to hospital around 5pm by 5:30pm my prince came out.

Madam de madam,abeg na birth story be this abi pre-birth story?
We no gree! If we accept this,very soon una go dey write birth story in just one sentence.
So please do the needful so as to gear up your juniors like Proudmum38 , kaffy4bill and others.
Congratulations once again.

cutiereborn:
Happy Sunday Pushing Mamas.
I finally began to feel the kick & its wonderful. I can't believe the miracle of God. Actually feeling that kick is one of the best feeling in this world.
In another news, proudmum & Nurse kaffy, e be like say na me una go give birthday mate o! My BD is on the 10th, so all july Mamas take note.
We shall all carry to full term.
#produlyteamseptember#

Now the kicking,tumbling, summersaulting and punching tournament begins.....

proudmom38:
Lolz my dear na me go first u drop o..As our able nurse,na u suppost drop last 4 july o.*wink*

[quote]Team mate wat is dat suppose to mean.. , who told u I no go drop b4 u [quote]Now the war begins......

kaffy4bill:
Coughs... actually my edd is early july but 28th is my anniversary and am trying to work 2wards dat so if I don't give u a mate, @least a day diff won't b bad rite?

Abeg who get "benylin with codeine" make he give this cough cough nurse

proudmom38:
27th ke? Maybe nurse kaffy go help u...

Madam no fit wait again oooo

mummy2be:
hahahahhahahh

Why you dey laugh? Is she lying? Just 5wks my sister wan 'shake body' okay o.

Are you sure the place has healed very well? Make una no go tear where they sow o.
Mamas,please answer my sister o. Hope say the place no fit loose?

@ tchiwinnie, lovinam,kaffy4bil, modath and other senior mamas that has passed through this stage.

@all, some hospital workers can be really mean but I think salt and pepper was added to this story.
Imagine one of the LARGEST hospital in lagos with just one bed to deliver while they labour on bench. Abi I no read am well? We were forced to labor on benches, as there was only one bed.
One of the LARGEST In LAGOS & pregnant women LABOUR on BENCH with only ONE delivery bed don't go together. Or what does the writer mean by the word LARGEST?

proudmom38:
Una dey bone me abi? Issorite o!

You too look for your mate. Abi dem tell you say I dey stay for Benin ni?

No vex ooo

cutiereborn:
Experienced Mamas, abeg make una answer my question nah.
What does LO's kicks feel like? Though I haven't felt that 30sec lower abdomen/pelvic sharp pain today, I would still want to know what LO's kicks feel like so I would recoginse it as soon as I feel it. Am already 20wks plus gone, FTM but shouldn't I have felt it already?

Mama mia,relax. You will soon start to feel it well well like the fight between mayweather and pacquiao. Don't complain then o

clinik:
Una dey fear to talk..... Beedam....!

Sis honey abi wetin be that your new name sef . Fear to talk? "Eru o ba omo oyo o"

Me be virgin o and the only sweet I sabi na lollipop

sammieone:
Beedam I see u.
Sometimes words can not explain the sweetness of Honey, that's the same thing I feel about wifey. Infact if I come world the second time I will make sure I marry her. Wifey is sweet inside out. Grammar can't explain it,
@nurse Kaffy, proudmom,prouddad, mytestimony and other friends in here let's bundle Beedam's DH back to Naija for 3weeks or Bundle Beedam to see DH for 3 weeks so that she will taste the sweetness of REAL Honey.
Happy sunday all

Clinik where you dey o. Love me jeje, love me tender!
Na real to bundle one of us o. If Mohammed no go to mountain,mountain will go and meet Mohammed.

proudmom38:
My sis I no knw say u follow me see dat comment o..

You should trust I will see it. Na me nah. Senior Beedam

Prouddad nko? I can feel you too even though prouddad no talk.