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Nnetriplet:
Good evening ma, please how did you use the castor oil, in terms of dosage and all.

You are how many weeks gone now?

xMrPx:
Thanks a million, God bless you

Zaynie, weldone.

@ xMrPx, if MCC gbaja is close to you then I will advise you go there. That's where I use too.

And as favoredgal said, Please stop the beating.

Wishing you all the best.

xMrPx:
thanks a million' most so called medical experts we've seen keep telling us he will outgrow it; that it's just his character' over a year/six months now. It's really given me great concern.. most time, after feeding him, he starts coughing just to stop the food from digestion, when u spank him repeatedly, he cries and forgets it after a while' that's where d beating comes to play. Do have a prosperous 2016.

My son did it too. He started at 2months. It was so frustrating that he takes almost 10-15 bibs to creche daily and yet they wash and reuse for you to know how serious it was. I went to see his paediatrician and she said it's absolutely nothing to worry about because he is gonna outgrow it. He out grew it at 7months though.

I know how frustrating it can be but i believe your son will outgrow it too.

Weldone!

Hafsat24:
Finally I can comment Phew!!!..the way the thread runs ehn! I used to think mamas on here over exaggerate when they kept saying vigilante is real..now I understand what they mean..

This kain talk dey make me laugh well well.

Hafsat24, Welcome to the Vigilante world.y son is almost 11months and I still feel it too.

modath:
You too see for yasef nah... though i don do the guy molo, but as it's regrowing, i can see the pattern still.. .

Senior boy nko? Egbon niyen, Kiss him for us & Tell him LBK is loyal to his gofument,

That's senior boy own after barbing molo( as you call am) 3times. I was even saying the hair no grow well. Now I know I ve to be grateful.

The second picture is the Christmas molo . The boy can laugh.

Wishing everyone merry Christmas and a prosperous new year in advance.

Who can send Christmas food to my house,please? I mean it. I will pay for delivery.

With love from Senior Beedam and Alh Abdul Rahman.

modath:
Rashme, fine gal , with LBK kind of heavenly barber mohawk .

I had to scroll back to see the mohawk. Na so LBK too carry? You are just too funny. Haba!

sayoberry:
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See the "milo" babies oooo . Have you shared their pictures before? This is the first time I'm seeing them though.

Twins on my mind

lovinam:
Ahnie !!! Behave yasef!! Lmao!

You really need to call her to order o. Madam Curious

ahnie:
@ma'am stadora,pls if you are residin in aba,i can direct you to a school(montessori) that pays well,aldoe manageable..they will also accomodate n feed you.royalties int'l christain schools,around ekenwa avenue,G.R.A,aba.they wil giv you automatic employment,as non academic staff or teacher,even if you've not taught before,they wil train and brush your teachin skills n make you a success.just ask of pst/deaconez charity amosu.i once taught in dia branch that z in asaba.Nne i wish yu luck,if you need dia contacts,i'll send it to you.they also hav anoda sister school in owerri n onitsha.

Ahnie dearie, you are a strong woman and I really admire your courage . As Lovinam said, my respect for you has tripled. keep up the good work.
God bless you!

Itunup:
eating good amount of pineapple too can induces labor, in fact it works like magic. you can Google it. @Beedam, i hail o,long time

Where on earth did you bring this out from?you made me remember labour

How you dey madam? Family nko? A ku imura odun ooooo.

Good day mamas,

I'm so sorry I wasn't available on the night of the prayer. I will surely participate next Monday. So happy someone started it finally.

I say a very big and loud AMEN to all prayers said on that day.

Merry Christmas in advance to all of us and wishing us . Prosperous new year. Amen

sandrajazmin:
In kanu Nwankwo's voice

Make una follow me
Make una follow startimes
Make una enjoy christmas
That guy is jst a Joke

You made me roll on the floor laughing out loud. The guy is a clown. His dance style is number one

zaynie:
You sef wan join Team2016 bah?

You got it. I can see @ tyconcepts cat walking with biggy belle in 2016.

Good evening all, please do do I start weaning by baby? What will I do? And which food can a 10months old baby take to creche?

Urgent response is needed. Thanks to everyone.

tyconcepts:
Hmmmm.....I think I like that technique.


Hope there's nothing like over crying sha.?

I used same technique too and it worked for me. But don't leave him like that every time sha o. Sometimes your baby might be crying for something else aside just wanting attention.

All the best dearie.

tyconcepts:
Sabi Mamas Plz Advise Me ;

My boy doesn't sleep like I expected. Out of 24hrs, he sleeps for approximately 7-8hrs. Is this normal??

He eats well so I expect he sleeps well too. Its becoming stressful for me and not like when he's awake he keeps calm and play(his plays are short so I don't count them jare) rather he would cry to be carried. He is 8weeks.

What Can I Do??

cc : Iyeejima, Modath, Zaynie, Kaffy4bill(you no dey always answer me ma'am), Senior Beedam, Mummyejire and ALL SABI MAMAS.

My lady, do you want to start playing hide and seek game with your LO now or ludo? Why are you in haste. Relax jooor! .

Don't expect him to start playing with you now. I asked this same question then and I was told all they do now is eat, cry, sleep.
Before you know what I happening, thing will change. I understand it's stressful but remember, it doesn't last forever.

Enjoy this phase while it last because you are definitely gonna miss it.

modath:
No comment, Just here to laugh...

So you think motherhood ends with feeding & dressing Mofe to look cute!! Issokay!!

Sweet mother , a nor go forget u oo, for this suffer wey u suffer me oo, oo yei yei.. * singing in froggy voice*

Lol@ the song. Na so o. I used to think the singer was referring to pregnancy and delivery suffer not knowing that after suffer, na suffer remain. But we thank God it's a "joyful" suffer.

proudmom38:
Abeg come,we need pple like u here ;

Can you please send your jet to pick me

tyconcepts:
U haff kill me laff .... LMAO

Who will see fast lane no traffic and pass service plan wen u don't wanna buy gala ni ?

Not even Lacasera? You bad gan oooo

modath:
Boots pass rock , e mountain sef..

Boots me likey well well o, we are still on number 2 of 3 for 1k , who will not like it...an aka gum's dream ..

What's surprising is that K bobo's egbons used boots & their skin say, gerrarahia mehn, was skeptical initially but our daddy convinced me to try, no regret........

As for that pharmacy , if the owner hear, he go fit beat me, pharmacy that the staff wear uniform & dem get parking guide sef, still remains apruka sha cos dem sell me chalk....

My baby don see me finish so he decided to cut costs by feeling cool with boots while sebamed caused serious rashes on his body that we had to go to the clinic about it sef.

Boots "mountain" o because the bath gel sef is 1k( not very sure it's over a year I bought them)

I dey imagine wetin go happen if i drag you to the owner of the pharmacy and show him/her what you wrote here.

proudmom38:
My sis everything in ekpoma is extremely pricey...Can u bliv dat 2bedroom flat here is 150k n 3bedroom flat goes 4 250k,a room & parlour self con is 80/90k,a self con is 50/60k while 1 room apartment is 30k per year...Life 4 dis bush of a place is damn xpensive!

Feel like living in ekpoma right now!!!

tyconcepts:
Wicked somborri

Very wicked somborri.....Join gini? I don't share that but Omugwo is officially 3mnths, why my own diff?

Chop am alone jare. Na ur "personal something"

Yours isn't different sweets.
Mine was less.

lioha:
Before nko you no go carry your cross? when you dey do am dem join you?

Don't mind her jare. They even told her to pass service Lane then,she say NO,na fast lane I wan follow.

Cc tyconcepts

proudmom38:
Na real apruka pharmacy...D body milk is very very gud...How much is boots soap?

Don't mind modath. She is just to funny. Apuruka pharmacy

I ve switched back to the boots I bought before I gave birth and it's been super fine on my baby. I decided to keep it and go for the "almighty" sebamed when everyone was talking about it.

The funniest thing is that I bought the complete boots set for my baby and I dash someone 3 out of the four soap and the lotion with the intention of dashing out the remaining to other people and switching to sebamed. I thank God I didn't give out the remaining things.

#bootsrocks

ahnie:
Mama na...insha allah...till 2017,but for now na flexing level,na to encourage my priend ginababy make she take jeje for kpekusing

You want 2016 to just go like that without you and hubby going back to arithmetic class for multiplying? NO WAY!!!

#ahniemustgetbelle2016

ahnie:
Ayam not xpectin any lil body again..ayam free yyyyaaaay.time to shake my big yansh and kill sambarry with shakara...ovoko nna eeh chukwu gozie gi na nwa ofu gi@7weeks o ma se obaby zino z Balling....infact annie z chilling real tight.lemmi ring my sweet mil to come tu your rescue.#flips her long Hair n shakin my ike.be#

You are free? I go bookmark this to show you when you come back here. I trust oga, that your ikebe must To make him commit for your body

Hope you and zino are good?

Kimoni:
Hehehehehe good queshion

Wrong and Bad question!!!

I sincerely wish I can stop here with my prince alone.

But that guy fit no gree. We had agreement for two,now he is saying three sef.

Men and plenty mouth!

modath:
Na kneel down a dey so, no do as you reach..

One of dem go fit take am, but one i go kill chicken to appeal goddess of childbirth oo...

Senior boy mi owon nko?

I was at Westwood( protea hotel) on Awolowo Road in ikoyi when I saw your messages. I laugh so hard and You made me collect money without counting.

Modath,no wound me with laugh o.

mummy2be:
beedam been ages o,where u enter?abi oga don knack u an other shot ni,hows my son?regards

Haba! That's prophecy for 2017 upward. You know I ve a helpless and handless MIL . Make wahala no kill person pikin.

modath:
My MIL calls me the name we reserve for "bookish" folks & asks same question my mum asks " Did i not raise babies of my own", i told her "mummy , it is the doctor that said so ooo"

One that really got she & my ma really pissed was when i insisted they shouldn't twist my baby's hands to the back "in the name of stretching the ligaments" while bathing , that one baby's shoulder was disclocated by her grandma while doing that, they said i should do my thing by myself..

Eeeee paaaaaaiiinnnnn demmm!!!

Modath, you no serious! Very funny! See as you dey laugh at the two mama's. Wish I know their phone numbers,i would have screen shot this page and send to them

zaynie:
You must be talking about my Mom and my MiL rolled together.
Piccan Piccan Piccan....until I had to lie to them that someborri used fake Piccan for her baby and the baby died...I told them these days there is too much fake baby drugs.....got them to keep quiet.
The agbo jedi didnt make my 7days old boy to poop for like 4 days....at that age he should have been pooping like at least 5 times daily. By the 3rd day I was crying for them....what did u put in it. My mom raced back to the alagbo....My MiL was thankful she wasnt the one that brought it

You made me LOL at the part you mum raced back to alagbo and I can imagine the look on your MIL face too.