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mumumugu:
1)more experienced

2)freedom to cheat-she can cheat on me.i can cheat on her.

3)we can watch pornography together and practice a new style

4)i must not always be on top.i may be tired from work and ask her to keep me company ssexually

5)



There are two categories of ladies.-the virgens and the sluts.
The virgens have never had sex.the sluts have had sex.it doesnt matter if its one or twenty men.sex is sex.

While the prostitutes are straight forward, other girls are hypocrites and tend to conceal their sex urge.


5)sluts are fashionable
no harlot ties wrapper immediately after marriage.somehow,their breasts dont sag even after breastfeeding seven kids.

6) girls are boring. Sluts are not.they are adventrous.. She can say interesting stuff, and make jokes, and get jokes, and be a part of the conversation


7) they are no finacial burden.when things are going down, they source their own money and help family

honest,openminded,straightforward

toluwalomo:
There are sum tite diss lines, that just make you wonder to what length some people's lyrical creativity can take them.

Not looking for songs. Even if the whole song is a dis track. Just look for the phrases that hit you the most!

Don't forget to include the disser and the dissee

The Takedown Jigga's diss at Nas

"Went from, Nasty Nas to Esco's trash
Had a spark when you started but now you're just garbage
Fell from top ten to not mentioned at all
to your bodyguard's "Oochie Wally" verse better than yours"

Chei! Jay wound Nas there!

"I showed you your first tec on tour with Large Professor
Then I heard your album bout your tec on the dresser
So yeah I sampled your voice, you was usin it wrong
You made it a hot line, I made it a hot song"

Another Blow


Ether Nas response to Jigga's The Takedown

We thought Nas wud not be able to do better! But men did he surprise us all!

"You seem to be only concerned with dissin women
Were you abused as a child, scared to smile, they called you ugly?
Well life is harsh, hug me, don't reject me
or make records to disrespect me, blatant or indirectly"

Wow! Nas got him there!

"Foxy got you hot 'cause you kept your face in her puss
What you think, you gettin girls now 'cause of your looks?"

Shit!

"You a fan, a phony, a fake, a pussy, a Stan
I still whip your ass, you thirty-six in a karate class
You Tae-bo hoe, trynin'' work it out, you tryin' get brolic?
Ask me if I'm trynin' kick knowledge
Nah, I'm trynin' kick the shit you need to learn though
That ether, that shit that make your soul burn slow"

So sickkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk!!!!

johnydon22:
Please for people who might think it offensive, i am not here to bash anybody or any religion. . . i am just a humanist who believes in the beauty of the mankind and the goodness in humans. . . i believe every human on earth irrespective of their race, color or religion deserves love and compassion from fellow humans.
i believe everybody should strive to preserve nature and earth and not wish it destroyed in hope that u will get to paradise that you dont even know of except that someone told u.

dollyparton:
IS former President Olusegun Obasanjo the devil incarnate he was portrayed to be in Yinka Odumakin’s ‘Watch the Watcher’ and by all the commentators at the book launch? I know OBJ is capable of mischief; I know he is self-conceited; I know he has ego, a very large one for that matter. I have ceaselessly and mercilessly lashed at those downsides of the former President, who, arguably, is the most decorated Nigerian leader living. OBJ can be cantankerous - and annoyingly so! He applies stern rules on others but allows himself the luxury of laissez-faire. Often, he is as guilty, if not more guilty, of the same offences for which he calls upon the executioner to behead others. It was so when he lambasted Babangida’s regime in his “SAP with a human face” letter. It was so when he said MKO Abiola was not the messiah that Nigerians needed. It was so again in his latest “Before it is too late” letter to President Goodluck Jonathan. Often – and I think deliberately – Obasanjo drips with malice when he has decided to grind an axe with anyone. He throws all arsenals at his disposal into battle; he does nothing by halves. He also throws caution to the wind. On occasions, especially when he is out of office and out of favour, he says the right things or fights the good fights; but often, he is the wrong person to do so because he hardly comes to equity with clean hands. I do not know of an instance when OBJ accuses anyone of wrong-doing that it is not the case of the pot calling the kettle black. I have narrowed down Obasanjo’s problem to this: He claims more credit for himself than he actually deserves. He takes his own fair share of credit quite alright; but not satisfied with that, he also gobbles the credit due unto others. OBJ has a voracious and, perhaps, insatiable appetite for accolades. His hubris is taller than Mount Everest. Be it in his role in the Civil War of 1967\1970 or in his place in the political evolution of Nigeria since 1979, OBJ imagines he stands head and shoulders not just above anyone else but also above everyone rolled into one. General JJ Oluleye, now late, who was Obasanjo’s colleague in the Murtala Muhamed\Olusegun Obasanjo Federal Military Government of 1976\1979, had told this columnist: “Obasanjo has equal capacity to do both good and evil”. I agree no less!


Now to ‘Watch the Watcher’: That not a single kind word was said about Obasanjo at the book launch is evidence enough that politics, and not a disinterested evaluation of the man Obasanjo, was at play. Interestingly, the ‘Watch the Watcher’, led by the author, my brother Yinka Odumakin, and my senior professional colleague, Aremo Olusegun Osoba, was also on trial at the book launch. Vividly was the Yoruba adage played out, to wit, that when you point one accusing finger at someone else, the remaining four fingers point in your own direction. This time last election circle in 2011, Yinka Odumakin was the presidential spokesperson for the Buhari\Tunde Bakare CPC presidential ticket, which the Bola Tinubu party machinery supported up to a point before the accord between CPC and AC collapsed like a pack of cards. This time last election circle, too, Osoba was a staunch AC member who helped to install Ibikunle Amosun as governor of his native Ogun State; only recently, he was also a national leader of APC but today, both Yinka and Osoba are no longer on the same page with Buhari\Tinubu. It amuses me when I hear respectable Afenifere leaders portray Tinubu as evil. If he is, then, he is the vintage Frankenstein monster created by them. Sure, I have issues with some aspects of the politics of Tinubu, which I have not tired to express: The culture of impunity, deification of a mere mortal, personalisation of the state, and the primitive capitalist accumulation which he epitomises in many respect cannot but be offensive. But the sadder aspect of it is that Tinubu was the creation of those who today demonise him! They helped to fast-track his meteoric political rise; favoured him above his betters; compelled others to step down for him – and many of them were glad to eat from Tinubu’s hands while the good time lasted. Tinubu eventually proved smarter than them – and for them. When the others fell into Obasanjo’s ambush in 2003, only Tinubu escaped. And that was the game-changer! It is not for fun that Tinubu’s admirers call him “the last man standing”. Tinubu was the only governor of AD in 2003\2007; he successfully kept his hold on Lagos between 2007 and 2011, using godson Gov. Babatunde Raji Fashola as front; thereafter, his political fortunes witnessed an exponential rise when more states fell under his belt. He became automatically the rallying point of the party\tendencies opposed to the PDP. Just like they say of evangelism, money is the oil that lubricates the wheels of politics: the man who has it, who is willing to spend it, and who has favours and largesse to dispense in quantum becomes, inexorably, the beehive. Tinubu, however, has his fault lines: He loves power and will do anything to get and keep it. So he elbows other contenders and soon turns them into enemies. Like IBB, he believes in the “settlement” syndrome. He knows the important role money plays in politics; so he would not mind keeping by any means a hefty war chest. On top of these, he is not an especially humble person: If need be, he rubs it in!

But I am also not able to accept the picture painted of Tinubu as someone without a single redeeming feature. Whenever the APC describes President Goodluck Jonathan as clueless, I have often disagreed. It is not true that Jonathan has done nothing for Nigeria. He may not have known how to present his achievements or his negatives may, by today’s reckoning, dwarf his positives; there is, however, no denying the fact that he has won plaudits in certain areas – agriculture, for example; affirmative action for women is another. How about his making our elections more credible? With OBJ, we would have known by now who would ‘win’ next month’s elections! When tempers calm and politics recedes, Jonathan will be accorded his rightful place in history. As critical of Obasanjo as I have been, I nonetheless expect that whenever he speaks the truth to power, power should listen. I do, of course, understand why Obasanjo speaks speaks truth to power: It may be not as much as he cherishes the truth as he has personal scores to settle. Be that as it may, I will not throw away the baby with the bathwater: If I do, the truth will be lost; more so in our clime where, from time immemorial and not just beginning with Jonathan, power has perfected the art of silencing the mouths of many with filthy lucre. If ‘holy’ men, so to say, will not speak up, then, let us not restrain the ‘devils’ who decide to fill the void for whatever reason. If not for anything else, the role Tinubu has played in the emergence of a viable opposition to PDP - which has ruled since 1999 and which, as a result, had begun to take all of us for granted - is laudable. It bears repeating that democracy without vibrant opposition will sooner than later become autocracy.

I forbid anyone, however, to interpret the aforementioned as an endorsement of any of the two leading political parties. As they stand at the moment, both have a lot of work to do to gain my approval. Each time, therefore, that one points an accusing finger at the other, the remaining four fingers point in its own direction in a case of the pot calling the kettle black. If we accuse Jonathan of being spiteful of a neither-here-nor-there ‘gentleman’s agreement’ that he would not go for second term; how about Buhari who wept openly while telling Nigerians that 2011 was his last shot at the presidency? The only difference between Obasanjo’s Presidential Library donations of over N6 billion and Jonathan’s own campaign donations of over N21 billion is the figures involved; both are proceeds of corruption. At the launch of Yinka Odumakin’s ‘Watch the Watcher’ the reviewer, Prof. Gordini Darah, travelled memory lane to recall the epic battles fought by Nigerian students against Obasanjo’s policies that not only began the commercialisation of higher education in Nigeria but that also eroded the autonomy of the University system. Odumakin, in his vote of thanks, recalled the lecturers who were sacked by the Obasanjo regime for “teaching their students what they (the lecturers) were not paid to teach”. Odumakin was full of thanks to Darah, his lecturer at Ife, for belonging in that genre; otherwise, the author said he would not have become what he is today. “Ali Must Go” was the students’ battle\rallying cry during the struggle against Obasanjo and his Federal Military Government. Yet, the same Dr. Ahmadu Ali, who, as Federal Commissioner for Education (as they were then called), was the ‘Man Friday’ Obasanjo used to destroy higher education in Nigeria, truncate destinies, destroy flowering academic careers, and cause untold hardship in untold number of families, is today the Director-General of Jonathan’s re-election bid! Not a voice was raised against that at Yinka Odumakin’s book launch. Some Nigerians are downright insensitive; have impunity running deep in their blood arteries; have no sense of history; and have been thoroughly compromised! Was Ahmadu Ali’s appointment meant to placate or spite Obasanjo? Notice, also, the deafening silence of APC to the incongruous appointment of Ahmadu Ali: Of course, APC’s dilemma is not far to fetch: With their new-found romance with OBJ himself, castigating Ahmadu Ali would badly expose the opposition party’s ‘yansh’! The grandstanding of our politicians notwithstanding, the politics of compromise, devoid of ideological clarity and integrity of heart, which blurs men’s vision, distorts their focus, serves selfish interests while marginalising the citizenry, cuts across board.


http://www.tribune.com.ng/quicklinkss/opinion/item/27591-sad-day-for-obasanjo-iii/27591-sad-day-for-obasanjo-iii

johnydon22:
[b] With the emergence of space telescopes into the study of our universe, the picture of the whole setting becomes clearer to us.. But one thing is clear about this universe.

It is random and can never be pin pointed or established a way of manifestation..
When we think we know, we learn something else new that contradicts that which we think we know..

The more we learn, the less we know and the more we realize that there is an infinite supply left to know..

There are many Bizarre phenomenons in the universe that baffles us and goes against our (so called) laws on how things work, it has taught us that the universe as we know has no one way of working..

It is a random crazy result of reacting values.....

HERE IS A LIST OF THE MOST MYSTERIOUS PLANETS WE HAVE OBSERVED SO FAR IN OUR KNOWN UNIVERSE (Chances of discovering more that are even more mysterious is undeniably certain)


(1.) TRES 2B

Located 750,000 light years away from our solar system.. Tres 2b is an exo planet that has baffled the astronomical community for years now.

Because this Huge ball of Gas Holds the record for the Darkest Known planet in our observable universe.

Tres-2B even though very near it's parent star reflects only 1% of the light it gets and so appears to be monstrously mean and dark.

Tres-2b is a jupiter-like planet known as Gas giants but is larger than jupiter in diameter and mass.

Speculated to be made of gases that absorb light instead of reflecting them that's why it only gives off 1% out of all the light it gets.

Because this Gas beast is extremely hot, it glows ominously red and dark giving it a rather mysterious mean and scary look..

https://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/s--KzKtzaGH--/1316741811944354663.jpg

comparing Tres-2b, earth and Jupiter in brightness scale..
[img]http://topsweet.ru/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/TrES-2b1.jpg[/img]
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Soap010:
u guyz shouting buhari and apc cant u see dt d money in circulation has been stolen by those pdp idiots we can see dt those useless ppl are now arrested ppl lyk dasuki $2billion.....am telling u dt if it was dat GEJ was voted in most of u guyz tlkin wont have d opportunity to tlk cos u would hv sacked........honestly dont let us deceive ourselves buhari is d man 4 nigerians...........nigerians should remb 2012 NEW YEAR GIFT BY GEJ

Ajibolatao:
Allah says that he will never be unjust to anyone

Areaboy2:
I have a couple of pictures to give you a little perspective of how tiny and infinitesimal we are when it comes to the grand scale of things in the universe.

So before you go around saying we were "created in his image and likeness", put here to take care of the earth for "him" and then be judged on how we do it before returning back to heaven, I want you to consider the following pictures and ask yourself. WHY bother with so much else?

Mind you, none of these were mentioned in any of the "holy" books.
Take a few seconds.. relax and marvel at our galaxy. Everything you see is contained in our milky way galaxy alone. except of course the last picture


lets start from the smallest shall we? Although it is important to point out that pluto is no longer a planet. However, we can replace that with our moon since they are no much bigger than themselves, prolly 1/2
https://www.quantrek.org/size_comparison/compare_planets.jpg
At this point, our little planet is still pulling its weight around the "big boys" or should i say the "rocky boys". Or is it?

https://www.quantrek.org/size_comparison/compare_gas_giants.jpg

welcome to the world of gas. With no solid surface to stand on, these balls of gas find it easier getting so big because well, gas expands and contracts much better than earth (rock) does

As big as they seem, compare them to our sun (the major gas giant we have in our solar system) and they are immediately puny in size
https://www.quantrek.org/size_comparison/compare_sun.jpg
can u see us there?


Our sun is really big!! 90million kilometers away from us and 1.3million kilometers in diameter, it is BIG!!! But how does she measure up with some other biggies around the block? Not very well i'm afraid
https://www.quantrek.org/size_comparison/compare_local_stars.jpg
That monster Arcturus is the 4th brightest star you see at night. Right behind Sirius (since Sirius is a lot closer to us it appears brighter)


Compared to my favourite star Betelgeuse (you can actually see Betelgeuse with your naked eye at night) and his monster cousin Antares, Arcturus is a baby
https://www.quantrek.org/size_comparison/compare_giant_stars.jpg
Tips on how to spot Betelgeuse: On any clear night sky, (if you're near the Equator like Nigeria, it wouldn't matter what time of the year) try to spot three stars in a straight line separated by a fingers length when u stretch your arms upwards (Usually called "the three kings" ). Try to align these three stars on one hand (preferably left) there will be four stars forming a rectangle around these three. The top left one with a reddish twinkle is Betelgeuse. and the bottom right one in the square is Rigel


As big as these stars get, they are really insignificant compared to our medium sized galaxy.

https://www.quantrek.org/size_comparison/spiral-galaxy.jpg


Finally, how many galaxies out there? seemingly just as many as the number of stars

https://www.quantrek.org/size_comparison/compare_galaxies.jpg

everything you see there is a galaxy .






I ask the question one more time.

How significant do you think we are?

kahal29:
Mr. Dasuki had said in a statement Wednesday that all contracts and accruing payments were made based on the approval of Mr. Jonathan, adding that due process and military procurement regulations were followed in all the transactions.

[b]But Mr. Jonathan said he never awarded any $2billion arms contract, suggesting that the claims by the Buhari administration were false and unsubstantiated. Mr. Dasuki had also argued along that line.

[/b]

http://www.premiumtimesng.com/news/headlines/193493-jonathan-washes-hand-off-arms-procurement-scandal.html

speedyGonzales:
well, within context it make sense, Now! funny how context just changes everything!

IyaIode:
Oyinbo slave, what did arabs do to us

sameolg616:
un-install the current chipset/vga and re-install it or upgrade it...using the required download for ur laptop model

sameolg616:
un-install the current chipset/vga and re-install it or upgrade it...using the required download for ur laptop model

bigbasho:
Guy how una dey spot this signal early na. Make una help us o. we still dey struggle here after much research.

AreaFada2:
So you have not seen all these quotes and worse recorded interviews of Ahmadu Bello before?

And you will also join discussions here on NL claiming to know all about 9ja? And most likely also a graduate? And you still don't know of North's avowed intent according to Bello's philosophy? Haba!

Maybe you're not alone and that's why some people in SW keep dreaming and refuse to wake up.

badnature:
"we the people of the north will continue our stated intentions to conquer the south& to dip the Koran in the Atlantic ocean after the british leave our shores". AHMADU BELLO. 1957

badnature:
We do not want our southern neighbors to interfere in our development.we have never associated ourselves with the activities of these people.We do not know them,we do not recognized them,and we share no responsibility in their actions.we shall demand our rights when the time is ripe.if the British quiet Nigeria now at this stage,the northern people would continue their uninterrupted conquest to the sea". TAFAWA BALEWA 1947

badnature:
"The new nation called Nigeria should be an estate of our great grand father,Othman Danfodio.we must RUTHLESSLY prevent a change of power,we must use MINORITIES in the north as a willing tools&south as conquered territories and never allow them rule over us or have control over their future". AHMADU BELLO OCTOBER 12 1960

Owliver:
Lmaoooo. Be a good citizen and sell, dont crash your currency more na.

androidroot:
let’s not over complicate things. If your wife is nagging you 24 x 7 it means that she is no longer attracted to you. Plain and simple. The good news is that you can bring back that attraction because you once had her attracted to you!

Do NOT REACT, instead LEAD her emotions. By changing your perception on your wife’s nagging and by being emotionally in control… now you can LEAD her emotions to what you want it to be. You as the man should INFLUENCE her emotions and not your wife influence you. If she is upset, don’t be upset instead be calm. If she feels hurt and scared, don’t show that you are hurt; provide protection and the feeling of security. Why? Because YOU ARE THE MAN. You are in charge of everything in the relationship. If you don’t take on this responsibility she will, and that won’t lead to a happy marriage. Bad for you, bad for her.

Mindfulness:
Thanks a lot! Very insightful.

I think my own judgment of myself is what makes matters worse. You are very right.

Mindfulness:
@beejaay

I am not sure whether I am right or wrong but you seem to have some experience with the techniques Mr Tolle talks about so I would like to ask you a question:

How do you deal with aversion? Any experience in this area?
I have never been more peaceful but on some days I feel a very strong aversion to some people, three to be precise.
I am trying to let it be, to accept it but it seems to intensify.

Odionastron:
Thanks.. I have started with Mfiforex. Nigerian. I must tell. It's been nice thus far. And the fact that I'm dealing with regulated Nigerians and not aliens also gives a warm feeling.
Non-farm loading...

McSterling:
I've tried mindfulness taya but for wia! My mind likes to wander too fucking much. It's so crazy in here.

MizMyColi:
Lol

I learnt earlier that pain inflicted on others is pain inflicted on self.
So why bother?

MizMyColi:
Thank you!
Because an atheist has assumed a form of formlessness.

He has detached his sense of being an purpose to some future where he will be burnt in fire or rewarded in an utopia.

Unlike most of us, he has freed himself from the sickness of memory and anticipation.

Unconsciously, they have discovered that Now is all we have, and we need to make the best of it.