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RomanceRe: Have You Had Sex With Someone You Don't Know by beejayodus(m): 6:56am On Aug 13, 2022
STOICREALIST:
At a party in the village.
Went for a wake keeping as part of obsequies for a very old relative. At night it turned out that all youths were exhausted in the family house after the dancing and singing and drinking.

Early in the morning while the event continued many others looked for where to sleep. A lot of us went to the main living room of the house and slept on the floor in the living room. It turned out that most of the girls were slightly intoxicated, ecstatic from the event, generally giddy and quite tired. While we all slept at various spots, corners and angles in the main living room which was a typical village living room, large and expansive, someone came to lay close to me. Apparently it was someone I couldn’t properly figure out, as the only available light came from the light outside by the bulbs attached onto the canopy frames for those still dancing, eating, drinking and talking. Noise from the generator and Music from the speakers also was quite loud.

Turned out that as we all took various manageable comfortable positions just to at least catch some sleep, I decided to lay close to the wall at one of the four corners of the living room. I noticed someone come lay close to me and the little space I had left between myself and the wall. Being a few distance away from me it was easy to spoon if I moved closer. Interestingly she was the one who moved backwards a few minutes later and snuggled with her back nestling against me.

In that night, under the dark, with the noise from the generator and music playing, we went silly and crazy. It began with a touch and light caress to see her response to a kiss on her neck, shoulder and her back. And from there my hands slipping into the burial T-shirt she was wearing to caress her boobs and gently and erotically lightly pinch and play with her hardened nipples. I eventually loosened the single “George” wrapper she tied setting it free . Laying on my left side, I used my right feet and thigh/knee to push open and widening her thighs apart, then shifted the edge of her already wet panties, while still kissing the back of her neck and shoulders. I eventually eventually, quietly kicked off my trousers and taking her from behind while she turned her head to kiss and stifle her moans which wouldn’t have been heard anyway. With the noise I got bolder to take strong thrusts as we spooned. Eventually came inside her as she tried to break free when she felt my orgasm build up as my thrust got slower, stronger and deeper. She knew what was about to happen and I think she realized the risk. She initially wanted to break free. However, when I held her stiffly with one hand on her hips while caressing her boobs, nipples and clit with the other hand, she succumbed as I came inside her. She turned her head backwards to kiss and moan and breath into my mouth. We stayed glued for a long time and eventually she got up and disappeared into the night.

I slipped back into my trousers and expected her to return because I felt she went to clean up. She never returned. However in the morning among many girls who are friends to my cousins, sisters and other relatives, I suspected a girl between 19-24 or 25 who had exchanged numerous glances with me during the wake as I refused to dance and would rather be on my own, sitting and watching. I typically do not fancy the idea of dancing during the burial of any person. Regardless of how old and how well they lived.
You write quite well. However, the any action verb that follows 'to' must be in present tense. So instead of writing 'come to lay' write 'come to lie'. Lie, lay, lain.
RomanceRe: Have You Had Sex With Someone You Don't Know by beejayodus(m): 6:50am On Aug 13, 2022
MrCuteking:
Nothing like that happened. He was only testing his writing skill.
You get sense.
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PoliticsRe: Babachir And Yakubu Dogara by beejayodus(m): 8:01pm On Jul 30, 2022
Mubarak3991:
Dogara and Babachir are just being misch!ievous
They know deep down in their hearts that Northern Christians don't normally vote APC enmass
They have been voting PDP since 1999.
Without their votes PMB won in 2015 and 2019.
APC has never won Dogara and Babachir's local government at the Presidential level.
Go and verify
Could you imagine, when Dogara contested Reps under APC, he won while PMB lost in his LGA in an election conducted
Why are you people like this? When Dogara and Babachir led the delegation that bought and returned BAT's expression of interest form none of you vilified them. Now that they have fallen out with him you are all out with your daggers. I wish you people knew that these men don't give a f**k about anyone. They only care about themselves. Even Tinubu does not care about anyone. Everything he is doing is just about himself.
PoliticsRe: Write A Sad Story In 3 Words by beejayodus(m): 6:06am On Jul 22, 2022
The man died!
PoliticsRe: Adamu Garba Photoshops Bishop's Cap On His Head, Sparks Outrage by beejayodus(m): 6:53am On Jul 21, 2022
This is sacrilegious! If a Christian did this with Muslim appurtenances, the same Adamu would have called for such person's head. Why do these people do to others the things they can't accept?

When they say Islam is peaceful, one expect its adherents to show behaviours that engender peace. But what one sees from many of them are actions that can ignite violence. Why?
PoliticsRe: Did Tinubu Discriminate Or Persecute Christians As Lagos Governor? by beejayodus(m): 8:46pm On Jul 20, 2022
diadem10:
The bulk lies on the president. If Tinubu didn't islamize his wife, he won't do that to anyone. Take a look at his Lagos for example.
I don't believe Tinubu can Islamize anyone. I don't even believe anyone can Islamize Nigeria. What I think is wrong is to flippantly dismiss the fears of those who are speaking out against a Muslim-Muslim ticket. Our realities are different. A Southern Kaduna Nigerian who has seen deaths and destruction caused by Muslim fundamentalists has a genuine right to fear a Muslim-Muslim ticket.

Christians across the length and breadth of Nigeria who have witnessed or are victims of religion inspired violence have a legitimate right to fear a Muslim-Muslim ticket. To dismiss casually their fears is to dismiss their realities. What should be done is to address their fears and point to them why Tinubu and Shettima are different and how they plan to safeguard everybody. That is what should be done. But what I see here is calling ayone who raises a voice of concern an Obidient or a bigot and asking them to vote another party. To me, that isn't fair. And in a numerical contest the more numbers you have the better your chances. So every vote matters
PoliticsRe: Did Tinubu Discriminate Or Persecute Christians As Lagos Governor? by beejayodus(m): 8:32pm On Jul 20, 2022
Goke7:
I thought you guys said apc is finished and cannot win elections again. Contradictions
Which guys? You have rushed to the conclusion that I support any party. Pity! I am a neutral observer here. I studied political science and public administration. I analyze politics for a living.
PoliticsRe: Did Tinubu Discriminate Or Persecute Christians As Lagos Governor? by beejayodus(m): 8:30pm On Jul 20, 2022
diadem10:
You're indirectly saying there's nothing he can do despite being a christian vice president. So what could another christian vice president do since Osinbajo didn't do anything anyway?

Fact is you should be looking beyond religion. Take a look Tinubu's Lagos. Did he supress christian or their right? Heck his wife is a pastor.
I said a Christian VP gives a little sense of security. At least you know you have someone at the table when issues concerning you are being discussed.

On Asiwaju's wife, she is just an appendage to power. When policies and issues that affect all, Christians and Muslims, are being discussed she won't be at the table.
PoliticsRe: Did Tinubu Discriminate Or Persecute Christians As Lagos Governor? by beejayodus(m): 8:23pm On Jul 20, 2022
IgOga:
Isn't our current VP not a Christian? How has that made Christians better.....the fact is Bokoharam and iswap are terrorist organisations and have killed more Muslims than any group.....if CAN doesn't like muslim/Muslim that is fine they need to support other candidates....there is no wisdom in coming out against any party....I tell my friends choose whosoever represents you...if apc thinks muslim/Muslim represents them let them test their popularity
First, Members of CAN are Nigerians like you and I and have the same rights as everyone. No one is more Nigerian that the other. Thus, CAN members have the right to comment and express their thoughts on candidates and parties vying for political positions.

Second, Osinbajo has been very helpless in preventing the killings of Christians. And this is even why CAN is more alarmed by a Muslim-Muslim ticket. In their thinking, if a Christian VP couldn't protect them against Muslim terrorists is it a Muslim President and VP that will provide them such protection? A Christian VP will at least give them a little sense of security.

Third, ISWAP and Boko Haram started off with the killing of Christians. It was much later they started killing Muslims. So, no one can say for certain which other Muslim terrorist group could be emboldened by a Muslim-Muslim Presidency and start targeting Christians.

Lastly, while it is true that there are other parties with a better balanced ticket, the APC being the ruling party is in good position to win the election. Therefore, there is more searchlight on its candidates. I bet you if any other party had fielded a Muslim-Muslim ticket it won't cause so much uproar as the BAT-Shettima ticket is causing.
PoliticsRe: Did Tinubu Discriminate Or Persecute Christians As Lagos Governor? by beejayodus(m): 8:05pm On Jul 20, 2022
diadem10:
What has Osinbajo who's a christian vp done to curb it?
Osinbajo has been very helpless. And that is even why many Christians fear a Muslim-Muslim ticket. I will explain.
If Osinbajo, a Christian VP, can't protect Christians, can two Muslims leaders protect them? That is the fear. Christians will at least feel a little sense of security with a Christian VP.
PoliticsRe: Did Tinubu Discriminate Or Persecute Christians As Lagos Governor? by beejayodus(m): 7:35pm On Jul 20, 2022
diadem10:
All those bigots calling themselves christians
When people raise genuine fears they are called bigots. A lot of Christians have been murdered in the last seven years by Muslim terrorists. Therefore, it is not bigotry when Christians express fears about a Muslim-Muslim ticket.
PoliticsRe: Did Tinubu Discriminate Or Persecute Christians As Lagos Governor? by beejayodus(m): 7:33pm On Jul 20, 2022
IgOga:
Op most of those you have leading CAN and many pentecostal churches today are sadly not Christians they are business men and pharisees....Jesus said to the pharisees of his day...the tax collectors and sinners left the temple more justified than them......

This is the first time that CAN is behaving like the opposition party in Nigeria....and God forbid if Tinubu wins without their support many of these charlatans calling themselves pastors and Bishops will be exposed for who they really are....there is one naija prophet on YouTube that already predicted the disgrace of many pastors in Nigeria....I think CAN is laying that foundation already....politicians are unforgiving and desperate......

I feel ashamed as a Christian for the rethroric reportedly coming out from CAN and PFN......Young Christians like me may end up suffering for it in the long run
You simply can't dismiss the fears of CAN. In the last seven years a lot of Christians including pastors and bishops have been killed by Muslim terrorists. So, a body that represents Christians will naturally be alarmed at a Muslim-Muslim ticket. It is pure idiocy to dismiss their fears.
PoliticsRe: APC Governors, Fayose Meet With Wike In Port Harcourt (More Pictures) by beejayodus(m): 4:03am On Jul 09, 2022
HIGHESTPOPORI:
Wike would welcome every visitor like he did Peter Obi and Kwankwanso.At the end of the day he is a committed Pdp man who will work for Peter Obi.Tinubu and Apc have nothing to offer him when is arch rival is Ameachi.
The way you people vouch for politicians ehn. These people no send una o.

Wike will do whatever protects his interest. And who told you Wike and Amaechi can't be great buddies again? You no see Fayemi and Fayose? You better wake up these men no dey operate like you think o. Dem no dey fight to death.
PoliticsRe: BREAKING: Govs Akeredolu, Fayemi, Sanwo-olu Meet Wike In Rivers by beejayodus(m): 4:51pm On Jul 08, 2022
PDP and Atiku have not handled this Wike's primaries fall out well. If Wike goes to the APC, he and Amaechi will deliver over a million votes in Rivers State.

By the way, make una no die in their war o. Fayose, PDP member, facilitated the meeting o.
PoliticsRe: Scammers Using The Name Of Atiku Abubakar For Scam by beejayodus(op): 2:55pm On Jul 08, 2022
Eddygourdo:
And who said it is for scam? who said that isnt Atiku himself. what has he done to show you that he isn't of that character.
You can call the number and receive yours then.
PoliticsScammers Using The Name Of Atiku Abubakar For Scam by beejayodus(op): 2:39pm On Jul 08, 2022
I got this message some minutes ago. Immediately I read the content I knew 'dem boys' are on the prowl. Please, let us be careful.

SportsRe: PSG Confirm Pochettino's Sack. Christophe Galtier Set To Take Over by beejayodus(m): 12:14pm On Jul 05, 2022
Jack500:
They should have gone for zidane, who the fvck is this guy?
Zidand didn't want the job.
CelebritiesRe: Funke Akindele And JJC Skillz Marriage Crashes. Actress Asks JJC To Leave House by beejayodus(m): 10:18am On Jun 30, 2022
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CrimeRe: Lawan Campaign Organization Appoints Kalu DG, FFK, Others Named In Committee by beejayodus(m): 6:42pm On Jun 02, 2022
PrinceOfLagos:
If lawal somehow becomes president which I don't see happening , Kalu might be rewarded with senate president
Kalu will be VP.

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