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Phones / Re: Samsung Note 20 Ultra For Sale... by beejayodus(m): 4:27pm On May 01
Promotions:
Distress sale for note 20 ultra is 700 grin grin grin ... How much is S22 or S23 ultra without distress? undecided
grin grin grin

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Sports / Re: Jadon Sancho Has Now Deactivated His Instagram Account. by beejayodus(m): 6:11pm On Sep 26, 2023
Juniet:
Please guys, pls if anybody can help me with any little amount to eat I will be very happy. Feeding is a big problem for me and my family please no matter how small. I havent eaten anything since yesterday in the morning pls. My dad is a retired teacher and my mom is late. Am a single mother with my own son mouth to feed, the little money i make have use it to cater for my dad illness and pay house rent but his health is getting worst. Now we can't even eat or buy water to drink. Please if you're reading this message pls come to our aid, no matter how small it will go a long way pls. May God meet you at the point of your need as you have show us mercy amen
Acct num; Angela Oyom
067801
6041
G.TBank
You no dey tire?
Politics / Re: Ondo Commissioner, Olubunmi Osadahun, Attacked By Awolumate Olumide by beejayodus(m): 10:45pm On Sep 17, 2023
Gracemela0299:
Guys am not stingy like others, make my follow guys benefit too

I just received my own this morning around 9:15Am just de play de go

palmpay are still giving away 20,000 naira instantly and you can withdraw it anytime you want, it for new user that join them using the campaign link only without doing any task or referring anyone it free.

But old user like me can benefit too by using another phone number to register and collect your money pass. No playing


Note you must use the verify campaign link before you are qualified to get the reward, don’t worry I will drop the campaign link for you guys but once you receive the money you will give me my percent for showing you this update ooo

5k after you receive the money for me showing you this update Please op.ay acct 8.1.78..98…..568

When you Click below link you will be taken to a Facebook post, you will find the verify campaign link in the Facebook post and use it to register, hurry now don’t miss this opportunity as e de hot

Click the link below

https://www.facebook.com/100087321703803/posts/pfbid0LbLNG1as8rfmsc5mHUteHZiQKsN8k8PYiY98TXG6oRrhf1Z7iHLnbZkyzjWzM2gSl/?mibextid=cr9u03
ONKR
Education / Re: Olabisi Onabanjo University Post Utme Waec Verification Payment by beejayodus(m): 8:48am On Aug 31, 2023
Sonia2212:

Yes
Chat me up on WhatsApp
Your WhatsApp number, please? Thanks.
Education / Re: Olabisi Onabanjo University Post Utme Waec Verification Payment by beejayodus(m): 9:15am On Aug 30, 2023
akj2000:
I paid for my daughter's post utme form online a long the line a request payment of #7500 for waec o level verification came up & I paid, since on the 23rd of this month, the payment confirmation has not reflected on her OOU personal portal.

She is unable to proceed with the process.
I have sent an email to GICONCEPT but up till this moment no response, contact phone is not going.

We heard that the post utme application close by 31st August which is tomorrow,
Please how do we go about this to complete her application
Thanks
Please, is your daughter in any WhatsApp group for aspirants? My little sis also chose the school and I have completed her registration. Thanks
Education / Re: Olabisi Onabanjo University Post Utme Waec Verification Payment by beejayodus(m): 9:13am On Aug 30, 2023
Sonia2212:
It's better for you to go to the school direct and pay it and stop paying online
Please do you know about any WhatsApp group for aspirants? Thanks.
Politics / Re: See What Obi, Obasanjo, And Tinubu All Have To Say About Atiku (Video) by beejayodus(m): 8:19pm On Oct 28, 2022
fergie001:
Wetin dey happen for first page abeg?
Omo, I tire o! E just be like say them discuss the matter for one WhatsApp group. Chia, Atiku dollars dey do wonders!

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Sports / Re: Qatar 2022: David De Gea Won't Be At The W/cup, Misses Spain's 55-man Pre-list by beejayodus(m): 7:01pm On Oct 28, 2022
Letsgonagagw:
Ok
You no dey tire? Ole!
Celebrities / Re: Portable Gets New Face Tattoo In Cyprus (Photos, Video) by beejayodus(m): 1:59pm On Oct 11, 2022
Cee17:
Please dear everyone, please forgive me for posting this again but I have no choice because the mods ban my old username. Please sirs and ma's, my name is Faith, am a 26 years old single mom of 1. My son is just 2 years old. I used to be a hairdresser before my present predicament. In August of 2021 I fell very sick and was rush to the hospital by my neighbour. Doctor said that I will have to be admitted because by the time that they have prescribed several drugs for me, my hands and both of my legs has developed rashes and started to swell up. The swelling got worst and more severe as time went by, eventually leading to multiple skin ulcers. Preliminary results shows that I was diagnosed with blood infection. Am currently living with severe skin ulcers in my left arm, the palm of my hand, and both of my legs and feet. I've been suffering with this condition since then.
Am crying out because I need serious medical attention, I cannot afford to go to the hospital and am dying here due to lack of money. I regularly require blood transfusion and resuscitation with antibiotics at St David's Specialist hospital. I also urgently require Prolonged Sore Management with Vacuum Assisted Closure Device and skin graft to help regain my normal life again but unfortunately I can't treat myself because I don't have enough on me. Doctor said the procedure will require 1.3million Naira to give me my life back and so far I've been able to raise only 300 thousand with the help of my friends and some kind hearted well wishers who have taken pity for me in the past few months. Pleas sirs and ma's, am an orphan both my parents are late. I have been trying every possible best to raise the remainder to no avail. I don't have any property to sell again and I cannot work in this my condition pls I beg of you, I can't even look after my 2 years old son, that's why am pleading with any well meaning person pls, no matter how small pls, it will still go a long way to help me and save my life and that of my little boy pls. May God bless you all in Jesus name Amen

Faith
Account number:
318747
8996
First Bank


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Dc5ytnCagI

Thank you and God bless you.
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Seun, Mynd44 Lalasticala
Politics / Re: When I Become Governor, Oyo Bus Terminals Will Be Converted To Library - Teslim by beejayodus(m): 7:44am On Oct 02, 2022
Skakqodn29:
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Seun Lalasticala, Mynd44
Travel / Re: Policemen Trapped As Cash-Filled Bullion Van Catches Fire In Kebbi (Pictures) by beejayodus(m): 4:40pm On Sep 29, 2022
FreebiesGRAM:
shocked shocked shocked

I need old Fiverr buyer account.

Year : 2011 to 2016
drop your contact.

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Food / Re: Prawn Stew In Pictures by beejayodus(m): 9:45am On Sep 29, 2022
Akdjnc29:
:-
Seun Mynd44 Lalasticala
Education / Re: Who Is That Teacher, Whenever He Stands Like This, You Start Running? (Picture) by beejayodus(m): 11:56am On Sep 26, 2022
princeemmma:



Yh Lisabi abeokuta, 2011 set
Okay. My ex attended the school, 2015 set. I attended BBHS, 2008 set.
Education / Re: Who Is That Teacher, Whenever He Stands Like This, You Start Running? (Picture) by beejayodus(m): 6:32pm On Sep 25, 2022
princeemmma:
Mr. Oyetunji at Lisabi Grammar School

That man eeehn

Once the man stand for gate, we go dey run like person wey dog dey chase
Abeokuta?
Religion / Re: My Greatest Sexual Temptation As A Christian by beejayodus(m): 12:15pm On Sep 25, 2022
Sami24ty:
:-
Seun Mynd44 Lalasticala, lock up this useless goat
Romance / Re: Have You Had Sex With Someone You Don't Know by beejayodus(m): 6:56am On Aug 13, 2022
STOICREALIST:
At a party in the village.
Went for a wake keeping as part of obsequies for a very old relative. At night it turned out that all youths were exhausted in the family house after the dancing and singing and drinking.

Early in the morning while the event continued many others looked for where to sleep. A lot of us went to the main living room of the house and slept on the floor in the living room. It turned out that most of the girls were slightly intoxicated, ecstatic from the event, generally giddy and quite tired. While we all slept at various spots, corners and angles in the main living room which was a typical village living room, large and expansive, someone came to lay close to me. Apparently it was someone I couldn’t properly figure out, as the only available light came from the light outside by the bulbs attached onto the canopy frames for those still dancing, eating, drinking and talking. Noise from the generator and Music from the speakers also was quite loud.

Turned out that as we all took various manageable comfortable positions just to at least catch some sleep, I decided to lay close to the wall at one of the four corners of the living room. I noticed someone come lay close to me and the little space I had left between myself and the wall. Being a few distance away from me it was easy to spoon if I moved closer. Interestingly she was the one who moved backwards a few minutes later and snuggled with her back nestling against me.

In that night, under the dark, with the noise from the generator and music playing, we went silly and crazy. It began with a touch and light caress to see her response to a kiss on her neck, shoulder and her back. And from there my hands slipping into the burial T-shirt she was wearing to caress her boobs and gently and erotically lightly pinch and play with her hardened nipples. I eventually loosened the single “George” wrapper she tied setting it free . Laying on my left side, I used my right feet and thigh/knee to push open and widening her thighs apart, then shifted the edge of her already wet panties, while still kissing the back of her neck and shoulders. I eventually eventually, quietly kicked off my trousers and taking her from behind while she turned her head to kiss and stifle her moans which wouldn’t have been heard anyway. With the noise I got bolder to take strong thrusts as we spooned. Eventually came inside her as she tried to break free when she felt my orgasm build up as my thrust got slower, stronger and deeper. She knew what was about to happen and I think she realized the risk. She initially wanted to break free. However, when I held her stiffly with one hand on her hips while caressing her boobs, nipples and clit with the other hand, she succumbed as I came inside her. She turned her head backwards to kiss and moan and breath into my mouth. We stayed glued for a long time and eventually she got up and disappeared into the night.

I slipped back into my trousers and expected her to return because I felt she went to clean up. She never returned. However in the morning among many girls who are friends to my cousins, sisters and other relatives, I suspected a girl between 19-24 or 25 who had exchanged numerous glances with me during the wake as I refused to dance and would rather be on my own, sitting and watching. I typically do not fancy the idea of dancing during the burial of any person. Regardless of how old and how well they lived.

You write quite well. However, the any action verb that follows 'to' must be in present tense. So instead of writing 'come to lay' write 'come to lie'. Lie, lay, lain.

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Romance / Re: Have You Had Sex With Someone You Don't Know by beejayodus(m): 6:50am On Aug 13, 2022
MrCuteking:


Nothing like that happened. He was only testing his writing skill.
You get sense.

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