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SportsRe: Chelsea Pull Out Of £75million Transfer For Real Madrid Star Isco by Beemhan(m): 5:14pm On Jan 01, 2019
oluwatosink:
Abi oo.. grin
And England football is not spanish football.
Neither is Spanish football English football
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Messi Opens Up On Neymar’s Return To Barcelona by Beemhan(m): 11:05am On Dec 28, 2018
zombieTRACKER:
You are the hopeless one... Talking about wedding that you didn't attend
Oh, you're delusional too! grin Go back and read. You've mentioned the words 'Married' once and 'Wedding' twice. I haven't used any such words, yet I'm the one talking about wedding? It's like your brain has gone on holiday grin grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Messi Opens Up On Neymar’s Return To Barcelona by Beemhan(m): 10:50am On Dec 28, 2018
zombieTRACKER:
Hope you attended the wedding
Quit lying. You're hopeless... so you can't possibly hope for anything
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Messi Opens Up On Neymar’s Return To Barcelona by Beemhan(m): 10:01am On Dec 28, 2018
zombieTRACKER:
I never knew a club is married to a player
There are obviously, a lot things you don't know grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Messi Opens Up On Neymar’s Return To Barcelona by Beemhan(m): 9:32am On Dec 28, 2018
zombieTRACKER:
Mumu... Tell Messi to leave Barcelona
Fool, tell your father to leave his wife and prove himself with other women
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Messi Opens Up On Neymar’s Return To Barcelona by Beemhan(m): 9:12am On Dec 28, 2018
zombieTRACKER:
Salah... Hazard...

Salah left Chelsea.... De bryne let Chelsea
Today they have earned their respects..

Messi haven't earned anything
They didn't LEAVE. They weren't good enough then so they were KICKED OUT. Mumu
BusinessRe: Jumia Dispatch Rider Punches & Manhandles Customer For Rejecting An Item by Beemhan(m): 12:36pm On Dec 25, 2018
Onlinealaba:
Read through the lines this time slowly, av been vindicated , check hoodbilonia last comment, next time wen u see a pro appreciate him
I appreciate your opinion... Even though it's utterly pointless but thanks for trying grin
PhonesRe: Huawei Y9 2019 Or Samsung Galaxy S8 As Xmas Gift, Which One Should I Choose? by Beemhan(m): 9:53pm On Dec 24, 2018
Who else doesn't believe this story? grin
BusinessRe: Jumia Dispatch Rider Punches & Manhandles Customer For Rejecting An Item by Beemhan(m): 7:43am On Dec 16, 2018
MadamExcellency:
South Korea, Japan, Germany and Israel are technically Western Countries by virtue of being Ist World but Brazil, Cuba, Venezuela, Guatamala are not although in same Americas with USA.

Western means civilization not geography
Please read https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Western_world
https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/west
Germany that's the heart of Europe is only 'Technically Western?' shocked shocked I give up on you
BusinessRe: Jumia Dispatch Rider Punches & Manhandles Customer For Rejecting An Item by Beemhan(m):
MadamExcellency:
"Made in" means "location of production".

Now trademark owners means the proprietor of the intellectual property.

LG is South Korea
Apple is USA
Search for others yourself
Is South Korea a Western/European Country?
Do you sell Apple TVs and Apple soundbars (if there's any such thing) to the average Nigerian?
You're a marketer, I get it but the phrase 'this one na China' you guys use on less educated customers so they can buy whatever you recommend to them cannot fo.ol everyone.
LG, SONY and Samsung are the most reputable home appliance manufacturers in this part of the world at least, that's true.
But another truth you may not know or you know but you don't want to reveal for marketing reasons is, a lot of the products from the above mentioned companies that come into Nigeria are actually MADE IN CHINA where Labor is cheap. Samsung phones are made in China, Cardillacs are made in China so TF are you saying?
My point is, it's not where a product is made that determines it's quality, it's WHO (the company) makes the product. In the same China that you have production lines spewing Tecno phones, you also have production lines making iPhones. Ever head of Hon Hai? Google it.
Don't bring the 'this one na china' line to a forum like this. We aren't all dumb. You can use that line with your offline customers.
SportsRe: Barcelona Bans Ousmane Dembele From Switching Off His Phone by Beemhan(m): 6:24pm On Dec 15, 2018
carrascocity:
ROBINHO DID WORST AT R.MADRID WHEN HE WANTED TO LEAVE
SO DEMBELE WANTS TO GO
And we all know how Robinho ended up grin
BusinessRe: Jumia Dispatch Rider Punches & Manhandles Customer For Rejecting An Item by Beemhan(m): 5:56pm On Dec 15, 2018
MadamExcellency:
There are two types of made in China.

We have European/Western Outsourcing to China and half done Chinese formulated products. Those product never undergone rigorous quality control test because the brand names have no reputation to keep and mostly, many in-house Chinese products are stolen technology that lacks expanded / upgradeable research development.
Can you give us a brand name of a Western made product (let's use the soundbars you sell as an example) that's in an average Nigerian home that's outsourced to China? I ask because as an average Nigerian, I just looked at my electronics; Tv - Hisense, Soundbar - LG, Phone - Samsung, Fridge - Samsung, I'm sure if I look at my DSTV decorder properly, I'll see the words 'made in China' somewhere. All these are Asian companies with production plants in China and these are the brands that are popular in Nigeria.

Who uses these Western household brands you're takling about and what are their names?
BusinessRe: Jumia Dispatch Rider Punches & Manhandles Customer For Rejecting An Item by Beemhan(m): 7:39am On Dec 15, 2018
Onlinealaba:
lol, I dey market and I can tell you virtually everything about all these products u mentioned, polystar, hisense, djavk,hisonic etc are very much useless and toks can even better them at times not just the output the sad thing is their spare parts are not readily available in market, bros so u just left stranded when ur HiFi suddenly develops a little error.oh enjoy ur HiFi sir or next time patronize us to get you a mind blowing item abi na the 150k wey u buy am dey excite you,
The point, I think he's trying to make is aren't virtually all the electronics we buy today FROM China? Isn't that where a lot of companies today go to produce/assemble their products before export? The soundbars and Smart TVs you sell, aren't they MADE IN CHINA?
CelebritiesRe: Davido Mocks Peruzzi Over His Leaked Sex Video With Tobi, UNILAG Slay Queen by Beemhan(m): 5:53pm On Dec 12, 2018
ticoticotico:
Talking from experience with his small dick
THEY say it's big though. Don't let his height deceive you grin
EducationRe: Things You Don't Know About Some Animals by Beemhan(m): 9:06pm On Dec 05, 2018
nacortic:
Pointless to you but am sure u Neva do any documentary about any of them before and you can neva be beta than researchers that have spent yrs watching, following nd collecting information bout both big cats.
Let mi ask you if both cats should fight i am sure u will say the tiger abi
Google is your friend. There's been times when both beasts have fought and in most cases, the tiger wins. The tiger is a solitary creature so nature made it faster, more ferocious, and better equipped for one-on-one combat than any lion.
Watch Nat-Geo-Wild more often but if you can't afford cable TV, use the small data you have and read more educational materials from reputable sources.
I just remembered I shouldn't argue with dumb people, so peace.
EducationRe: Things You Don't Know About Some Animals by Beemhan(m): 3:22pm On Dec 05, 2018
nacortic:
I disagree with your number no1.
lions are the king of the jungle coz of its power, bravery, strength and endurance plus it has it own land nd pride 2 rule over, even thou the tiger is bigger with superior agility and weighs more than d lion it is a lone hunter.
Lions can survive alone dey are called juvenile lion during that period.

15 crows They are second only to humans in intelligence even smarter than apes in some research tests. And what’s also impressive is that their brain-to-body weight ratio is equal to that of the great apes and cetaceans (whales, dolphins) and just slightly lower than in humans.
Tigers are generally more powerful, braver, stronger and more resilient than Lions so your first point is really pointless
EducationRe: Things You Don't Know About Some Animals by Beemhan(m): 3:21pm On Dec 05, 2018
nacortic:
I disagree with your number no1.
lions are the king of the jungle coz of its power, bravery, strength and endurance plus it has it own land nd pride 2 rule over, even thou the tiger is bigger with superior agility and weighs more than d lion it is a lone hunter.
Lions can survive alone dey are called juvenile lion during that period.

15 crows They are second only to humans in intelligence even smarter than apes in some research tests. And what’s also impressive is that their brain-to-body weight ratio is equal to that of the great apes and cetaceans (whales, dolphins) and just slightly lower than in humans.
EducationRe: Things You Don't Know About Some Animals by Beemhan(m): 3:18pm On Dec 05, 2018
groovie:
Seun should modify nairaland so that forum members can upvote threads into the front page. This is an educative thread though.
The lion is the king of the jungle because it's roar places fear in the minds of other animals. Other animals tend to want to keep their distance when they hear.
The lion is actually the king of the plains, not the jungle. Lions don't live in jungles, tigers do. Stop repeating what they told you as a child and re-educate yourself
PhonesRe: What Happened To Gionee And Why You Haven't Seen New Phones From Them by Beemhan(m): 2:47pm On Dec 01, 2018
[quote author=NaijaTechGuy post=73455978]Gionee, which ranked behind Apple in sixth place for handset sales in China last year, is now on the verge of bankruptcy restructuring as suppliers have halted component sales after failing to receive payments for several months, according to the report.

Is that supposed to be a joke? Gionee ranked 6th in China last year? shocked Mbok educate yourself before you misinform people. Gionee at its peak was still nowhere in China https://www.counterpointresearch.com/china-smartphone-share/
CrimeRe: Pastor Omoregie Caught In Hotel With Married Woman, Husband Pulls Gun (VIDEO) by Beemhan(m): 2:36pm On Dec 01, 2018
Those ones have the money and influence to cover everything most things up
CelebritiesRe: John Dumelo: 'I Give My Tithes To The Needy, They Need It More Than The Church' by Beemhan(m): 6:36pm On Nov 19, 2018
orukonla:
so the bible that said it should be giving to God by paying it in church is stupid
There are lots of stupid things in the Bible. Don't let us go there undecided
CelebritiesRe: Is Olakunle Churchill Gay? Tonto Dikeh Says "Don't You Have More Men To Sleep?" by Beemhan(m): 6:32pm On Nov 19, 2018
SoNature:
Women always feel used and dumped whenever a relationship ends

While the reasonable ones understand that a man has an upper hand in relationships, they respect their husbands, thus they live happily ever after

But for slay queens like Tonto, they can never respect the man in their lives because they feel without them, the man can do nothing.

Now, when the man sees that his wife doesn't respect him, he will quietly seek divorce. In the end, the woman will realize she has made a terrible mistake as she has become a baby mama (fairly used).

On the other hand, the man will keep living his life like a sharp bad guy with many ladies flocking around him.

The essence of my message is, ladies, regardless of what your man does to you (as long as it's not life-threatening), divorce should never be an option.
I really hope you give this same advice to your sisters and daughters
CrimeRe: Armed Robbers Gunned Down After Being Traced To A Brothel In Delta. by Beemhan(m): 9:05pm On Nov 15, 2018
Take any news about the NPF with a pinch two pinches of salt
SportsRe: Lionel Messi Receives Alfredo Di Stefano Trophy And Pichichi Award by Beemhan(m): 12:30pm On Nov 13, 2018
Starboytwo:
Off course the two are the Greatest of All Time but you'd have to agree with me that Criastiano "ororo Ronaldo is the Greater of the two players....Shay na fine boy we wan talk ni abi six packs,abi height,abi Appeal,abi marketability,abi acrobatic goals abi wetin gan gan(in a champions league quarter final the whole opposing team stood up and vlap for him,they stood up and clap for him)what more could we say Tori olohun....Messi is loved only in Barcelona only,he is even more hated in his country....but ororo is loved in England,Spain,Portugal,Italy,Nigeria,benin republic,Ghana every where....ask any lady that doesn't watch football to mention one player,just one footballer they know and they'd say Ronaldo....mtcheew abeg I don tire for Barca fans....
Pained soul grin we're talking football this one is talking 6 packs, love and height... There are too many mumu people on nairaland grin grin
SportsRe: "English Premier League Overrated" - Zlatan Ibrahimovic by Beemhan(m): 8:13pm On Nov 06, 2018
abbey621:
Hahahaha...No need to argue then, just go back to my initial post which you quoted and see my statement was based on top6 vs top6. Any other argument is irrelevant and not worthy of discussing!
Top 6, top 50, top 100, La liga rules. Check the head to head record. The facts don't lie. Peace.
SportsRe: "English Premier League Overrated" - Zlatan Ibrahimovic by Beemhan(m): 5:25pm On Nov 06, 2018
abbey621:
Liverpool in 2016 was not technically sound but this is about Top6 not top4. We live in the present, are you willing to put your money on Sevilla against Arsenal or Chelsea this season? What about Valencia against Arsenal or Chelsea? Top 6 vs Top 6 are you confident the EPL won't win 3 of those contest?
you and who is talking about top 6? When did we make that agreement to talk about top 6? Uncle please speak for yourself.

Liverpool was not TECHNICALLY SOUND then? What does that even meanhuh grin grin You dey look for excuse? I guess they were not TECHNICALLY SOUND too when Madrid beat them? grin Or do you have a better EXCUSE in that case?? Your argument is very laughable bro... You should consider Stand up comedy. I swear you go blow! grin >: grin

And yes, in a match between Sevilla and Arsenal or Seville and Tottenham, I'll put my money on Sevilla just like I put my money on Sevilla when they knocked out Man United in last season's Champions League grin
I'll also put my money on ATM to beat Chelsea and Liverpool. Do you want me to bring in Madrid or BARCELONA into the picture too? grin grin grin grin I'm sure you don't want it. EPL NO REACH LA LIGA BRO.

The facts speak for themselves. The top 4 teams in Spain and the top 4 teams in England play in the champions league and SPAIN RULES.
Teams placed 5th to7th in both leagues also play in the Europa league and SPAIN STILL RULES. Check the head to head records between both leagues, SPAIN RULES.

The only thing EPL has on La liga is money and and a bigger market. But when it comes to playing the football on the pitch, EPL no follow...argue with your middle finger. tongue
SportsRe: "English Premier League Overrated" - Zlatan Ibrahimovic by Beemhan(m): 12:04pm On Nov 06, 2018
anochuko01:
nope. that's because Madrid and barca would pay a fortune to BUY such players. and its at the expense of every other clubs in their league. As well as juve and Bayern perform, do they ever get a shout at the balon'dor?
mbappe and neymar would score goals in his farmers French league and win balon d'or and y'all say French league is better.
if city's team were to be in the liga they would be doing better by now.
1. If we're talking about spending FORTUNES to buy players, then we should be talking about the EPL. It's the league with the most money bro....remember how much Abramovich spent to bring Chelsea to where they are are today. What about the monies Man United have been spending in the post Ferguson era or the ones Liverpool have been spending lately. I don't even want to mention the baba of them all; Man city.

If you think the likes of Man U and Liverpool sold Ronaldo and Coutinho respectively, because they needed Madrid's and Barça's 'FORTUNES' then I'm afraid to say, your mind is still enslaved by the chains of colonialism.
Also, if you think the above mentioned players went to Spain so they can get more money, then I must say that your case is very serious.

2. Seriously, Mbappe and Neymar would win the Ballon d'or in the French league? huh embarassed Can that ever happen? You need to pull your head outta your a.ss bro. You sound like a donkey right now.

3. Man City would do better in LA Liga than they're doing in the EPL? grin Pep won the league with a 19 point gap last season. Man city is top as we speak and from all indications, they'll most likely retain the title. So WTF do you mean when you say they'd do better in la Liga. Have you checked City's record against Spanish teams or you just feel like talking?

All these dimwitted EPL fan boys that have been brainwashed by the British media will just be coming here to spew gibberish. That's how they said Guardiola wasn't shii because he was winning trophies in La liga and Bundesliga which they called 'easy leagues.'
He's come to the epl now and won the league with a record number of points. He established a 19 point gap over the team closest to city in the standings at the end of last season, something he couldn't do in the so-called 'easy leagues', and his team will most likely win the league this season. You won't hear the fan boys retract their statements now oh. You won't see goal.com write an article about how good Guardiola is and how he has come to show them how football is done in Spain. No, you want see that because he's not british.

Get tf outta here with your lame arguments bro and return when you have sense undecided
SportsRe: "English Premier League Overrated" - Zlatan Ibrahimovic by Beemhan(m): 9:56pm On Nov 05, 2018
anochuko01:
Bro, there's no way you'll score such ridiculous number of goals in England... or Italy.
and EPL has seen great strikers too...no be beans jaree
Yes, there is no way a player can score those ridiculous number of goals in England you know why? Because just before such players reach those heights, they upgrade to the league that matches their talents; La liga - Ronaldo, Suarez, Coutinhuo....should I continue?
Ever wondered why the brightest footballers in the game want to play in Spain? I bet not grin
SportsRe: "English Premier League Overrated" - Zlatan Ibrahimovic by Beemhan(m): 9:48pm On Nov 05, 2018
abbey621:
Apart from Madrid, Barcelona and perhaps Athletico Madrid, which other Spanish teams are you willing to bet on against the top 6 in the Premiership? Valencia, Sevilla....lol
The last 2 European finals Liverpool have played, they've lost to Spanish teams. Sevilla in the Europa league final of 2016 and Madrid earlier in the year. So yes, I'd bet on the top 4 in Spain to beat the top 100 in England and smile to the bank. English teams are no where near their Spanish counterparts. It's time you pour some cold water on yourself and get rid of your colonial hangover
CelebritiesRe: Halloween Costume: Linda Ikeji Fires Back At Kemi Olunloyo by Beemhan(m): 6:11pm On Nov 01, 2018
NwaAmaikpe:
shocked



Well even if Kemi's claims are not true, one thing is certain.

You are a hypocritical wayward slut.
You may buy a private jet for you son but it doesn't change the fact that he is still a bastard.

Besides no human being has the power or enough money; not even the president of the United States can change a fact like that.
Because it is a fact that money can't buy off.

Good day Linda Ike-ishi.
Bitter and broke soul grin With this level of bitterness over another woman's affairs, it's obvious you'll die poor... And still go to hell grin grin

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