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Romance / Re: Some1 Used My X Girlfriend To Level Up Financially.. by Beemhan(m): 11:42pm On Apr 30, 2021
Op sounds like he's the one that was used for ritual
Politics / Re: Bandits Attack Shiroro, Niger State. 15 People Drown While Trying To Escape by Beemhan(m): 9:53pm On Feb 20, 2021
Why are you also calling them bandits? angry
Computers / Re: Laptops For Sale In Lagos by Beemhan(m): 8:21pm On Sep 06, 2020
Are you located in Lagos?
Business / Re: How To Make Regular Income Offering HOT Digital Marketing Services On Fiverr by Beemhan(m): 11:33am On Aug 13, 2020
Fiverr reviews needed from US accounts. Contact on Siggy
Business / Re: EXCLUSIVE : How To Make Level 2 Seller On Fiverr In A Month As A Nigerian Seller by Beemhan(m): 11:33am On Aug 13, 2020
Fiverr reviews needed from US accounts. Contact on Siggy
Celebrities / Re: Banky W Sacks His Chef For Stealing Cans Of Milo by Beemhan(m): 10:38am On May 18, 2020
Nyamve1:
U sack someone he stole a can of milo and u are nt ashame u are saying it here

And this is how we know you didn't watch the video

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Family / Re: My Fellow Married Women And Mothers, How Do You Deal With A Husband Like Mine? by Beemhan(m): 8:47am On May 12, 2020
bukatyne:


I see two issues:

1. You both are earning below the standard of living you have set for yourselves. In what ways is your husband trying to increase his earnings?

2. Do you have a written budget where you can track income with expenditure so you see where you can cut expenses (I know what you have is not enough however, that will reduce the mental stress on you).

3. You have the classic egoistic Nigerian husband. How do you navigate them? By apologizing when issues crop up whether you are wrong or not. Yorubas call that apology 'gba je n simi' or 'sorry, let me rest.'
So issues come up, it is quickly 'sweetheart, sorry, I did not mean it like that.', 'sorry, no vex' etc.

4. His spiritual life: what happened to the man that wanted to be a pastor? Just how you leaned on him for spiritual growth, you might need to return the favour now.

And good that you have to wisdom to avoid his blows since you are still willing to stay.
About your number 3, would you still give that advice if it the genders involved were reversed?
Family / Re: My Fellow Married Women And Mothers, How Do You Deal With A Husband Like Mine? by Beemhan(m): 8:44am On May 12, 2020
Tozilly:
No marriage is devoid of fracas. Majority of couple r just managing themselves. Ur situation is not yet out of control. Ur hubby is suffering from financial insecurity, entitlement mentality n bloated ego. He feels less of a man as he can't provide adequately 4 his family. U NID to save a fixed amount of money every month for Ur personal upkeep no matter wot. Try n find happiness outside him, may b with ur kids. U hv a right to enjoy d fruit of ur labour. Just press ignore button wen he starts acting up. He will either grows over it with time or b humbled by life. D situation will change for better with time. Don't come n kill urself for anybody.
What if the situation doesn't change
Business / Re: FIVERR/UPWORK Withdrawal, PAYONEER AND PAYPAL Exchange Service by Beemhan(m): 10:09am On Apr 09, 2020
Native101:
What do you mean by only 60% of the cost, please explain further.

Also, is the account primed to direct traffic to WhatsApp?

You pay 60% of whatever FB charges me
Business / Re: FIVERR/UPWORK Withdrawal, PAYONEER AND PAYPAL Exchange Service by Beemhan(m): 3:29pm On Apr 06, 2020
[b]Facebook Ad account available. Run a Facebook/Instagram Ad with my Ad account and pay only 60% of the cost. Offer available for a limited time.[b]

Contact on Siggy
Business / Re: How To Make Serious Money With Drop Shipping Business Today by Beemhan(m): 3:28pm On Apr 06, 2020
[b]Facebook Ad account available. Run a Facebook/Instagram Ad with my Ad account and pay only 60% of the cost. Offer available for a limited time.[b]

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Business / Re: How To Make Regular Income Offering HOT Digital Marketing Services On Fiverr by Beemhan(m): 3:27pm On Apr 06, 2020
Facebook Ad account available. Run a Facebook/Instagram Ad with my Ad account and pay only 70% of the cost. Offer available for a limited time.

Contact on Siggy
Business / Re: EXCLUSIVE : How To Make Level 2 Seller On Fiverr In A Month As A Nigerian Seller by Beemhan(m): 3:16pm On Apr 06, 2020
Facebook Ad account available. Run a Facebook/Instagram Ad with my Ad account and pay only 70% of the cost. Offer available for a limited time.

Contact on Siggy
Crime / Re: Imo Housewife Kills Prostitute For Dating Her Husband by Beemhan(m): 10:19pm On Mar 31, 2020
Passionate888:
You watch too much foreign movies, is there anything like 'self defence' in our constitution?
Yes
Sports / Re: Jurgen Klopp: Atletico Don't Play Proper Football by Beemhan(m): 1:51pm On Mar 16, 2020
Akuruoulo:


Are u okay at all ?
u went and updated Spanish dominant years.
when I saw the link I was so happy, but I simply end up disappointed with ur bias link .

educate urself further bro

Ignorance is bliss grin grin Keep deceiving yourself
Sports / Re: Jurgen Klopp: Atletico Don't Play Proper Football by Beemhan(m): 4:14pm On Mar 12, 2020
Akuruoulo:


stat showed that only two la Liga teams have ever managed to win the ucl , and jus three have managed to get to the finals while Epl gat 5 different winner and 8 different finalist .
judge urself

Educate yourself https://www.football-coefficient.eu/coefficient/
Sports / Re: Jurgen Klopp: Atletico Don't Play Proper Football by Beemhan(m): 4:07pm On Mar 12, 2020
frankmoney:
I'm not a fan of Liverpool but la liga ain't the best league ... Real Madrid got beaten by man city ... Even Barca luckily escaped with a draw .... Atlanta trashed Valencia ... So what are you saying ?

Atletico did a double over loserpool, Bayern will probably score 10 past chelsea. Liepzig made playing tot'ham feel like a training match.

What are you saying?
Sports / Re: Mourinho On Longest Winless Run Of His Career by Beemhan(m): 3:37pm On Mar 11, 2020
Daguccizgreat:
Stop your wack analysis. You know nothing about soccer. Where were other clubs when 2 English clubs played in champions league final just last may? Tottenham has serious injuries issues. Their 4 best players who started the league with them are not there at the moment. Currently no club in Europe plays in the same level as Liverpool.
Tell that to Napoli and Atletico Madrid
Technology Market / Re: Samsung S7 Edge,S8,S8+,Note8 Screen Repair Centre.Also trade broken s8 s8+ not8 by Beemhan(m): 10:42pm On Dec 18, 2019
S8 screen and LCD damaged. How much to replace both?
Education / Re: Sexually Transmitted Degrees : 7 Things You Should Know by Beemhan(m): 5:56pm On Oct 17, 2019
kelvinUchiha:
My father once told me. ONE UNARMED MAN CAN NEVER RAPE A WOMAN!
Unless she is drunk or passed out.
Rape is a strong word.
Sorry to say but your father is a fool... and you my friend, are a bigger fool.

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Politics / Re: NBC/AIT: Court Asks Parties To Maintain Status Quo by Beemhan(m): 3:22pm On Jun 07, 2019
AfonjaBoston:


Maintain status quo meaning license withdrawal stands
...as at may 30

You didn't read up to that point abi? Yimu
Family / Re: Man Weds 2 Wives At The Same Time.see Reactions(photos) by Beemhan(m): 10:27am On May 26, 2019
Oyindidi:
That man is not a Christian
How can you be so sure
Celebrities / Re: I Experienced Racism In Beirut - Tobi by Beemhan(m): 10:19am On May 26, 2019
Babastag:
Wetin u find go there u see any black man for Got final episode
Yes, Greyworm
Crime / Re: SARS Operatives Kill A Dog In Ekpoma, Edo During A Midnight Raid On Students by Beemhan(m): 8:50am On May 24, 2019
peacengine:


Only yahoo students can afford to feed this fressh Dog
So much ignorance in one sentence

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Properties / Re: Cost Of Renting A 3 Bedroom Apartment In Lagos | Co-tenant by Beemhan(m): 11:15am On May 16, 2019
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Hi Guys

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A lot of these prices are incorrect
Celebrities / Re: Lamar Odom: I Am A Sex Addict, I Have Slept With Over 2000 Women by Beemhan(m): 11:08am On May 16, 2019
Andrew2017:
grin
This guy thing go long die. grin
It doesn't always work that way. If you attended boarding school you'd know
Travel / Re: Myanmar Pilot Successfully Lands Faulty Plane Without Front Wheels (Photos) by Beemhan(m): 4:55pm On May 13, 2019
Octopusssy:
Chai, see skillz!! You cannot beat experience. Never.

It reminds me of the Etihad pilot who was able to land with a blown out front tyre. The tyre blew just as he lifted off at Abu Dhabi. He radioed ahead that he was going to arrive Lagos limping.

When he was approaching the Lagos airport run way, he tilted the plane to the left (the blown tyre was on the right) and hit the runway with the left tyre. The plane taxied at full speed, tilted to the left.

He kept moving.


And moving.


And moving




I say he kept moving...





Finally, when he engaged the reverse thrusters, he slowly, oh, so slowly shifted the plane from the left tilt and righted it so that the blow out tyre was able to run without affecting the taxi.

All the emergency personnel that were gathered on the runway in anticipation of a royal fvckup cheered the pilot as he finally taxied to a stop in style.

Whew! To be a pilot takes guts. embarassed
Why do I feel that you're the pilot

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Travel / Re: Myanmar Pilot Successfully Lands Faulty Plane Without Front Wheels (Photos) by Beemhan(m): 4:53pm On May 13, 2019
matify83:
Why are planes suddenly malfunctioning around the world?

Time was when plane crashes was an exclusive preserve of sub-Saharan Africa but of late, Russia, America, Asia have all joined the party.
It's still mostly happening in third and Second World countries though. Countries with a great deal of corruption and lower safety standards
Politics / Re: Boko Haram Sacks Military Base In Magumeri, Borno. Shouts 'Allahu Akbar' by Beemhan(m): 7:47am On May 06, 2019
Texman21:
why is it only badnews of the army that some people like making threads about?


1. You have no proof that this person ONLY reports bad news about the army. If you do, show us.

2. Those people you claim ONLY post bad news about the army, can you show us proof to the effect that there's a particular set of people that ONLY create threads about the army when there's bad news? If you can't, take your party-affiliated sentiments and swerve to one corner

3. News generally is dominated by bad news. If you watch the BBC, CNN etc, you'll notice that it's Bad news that mostly makes the news. Bad news sells so it's only logical that people who want traffic will post bad news.

Now swerve.

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Politics / Re: Boko Haram Sacks Military Base In Magumeri, Borno. Shouts 'Allahu Akbar' by Beemhan(m): 12:05am On May 06, 2019
Texman21:
seriously i dont know what is wrong with many people please what do you derive in making threads about any bad news that has to do with the army that fight day and night sometimes days without sleep just because he swore to protect u and ur family to even help u with a safe environment so that you can create your rubbish,mostly its the people they call themselves biafrans that derive pleasure from hearing bad news your leader where is he?in london right doing what some will say furthering the cause but think again is he even a citizen of the country you are trying to break away from,numerous times i read through threads biafrans calling for war do you think you can survive buhari a ruthless strategists ask chad if i am lying he will use that excuse to wipeout your two generations to come,some will say israel will come to your rescue israel that is looking for observer sit at the AU and seeking nigerias support,some will say US trust me they are not ready to start war with OIC and china or russia.think again if this your movement will bear any fruit by posting bad news everytime

Something happened, someone reported it. Instead of you to thank the person for reporting what is happening in your country, you're condeming the person.

If you're in an APC-sponsored romantic relationship with ignorance, that's your business. The rest of us want to know what's going on around us whether good or bad. You on the other hand can take a break from the internet and enjoy your honeymoon with ignorance in oblivion. ..until the bombs start dropping at your doorstep

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Politics / Re: Protesters Scream At Nigerian Policemen: "Shame On You For Raping Women"(video) by Beemhan(m): 8:40am On May 05, 2019
Fuckdamod:
This mod wey dey ban me na thunder go fire you.
Useless ashawos deserves to be raped!


cc: lalasticlala

Shouldn't this guy be banned again?
Crime / Re: My Parents' Lives In Danger - Lady Raped In Lekki By Hotelier’s Son by Beemhan(m): 10:13pm On Apr 29, 2019
chrisifeanyi:
My mother use to warn me even till now, "son, mind where you go and don't associate yourself with the children of super rich except in work places". They can find their way to get out of trouble but you know your mother doesn't have anybody. Till today I keep my circle small. Assuming that gal never went to party with those folks, there wouldn't have been rape. Know your background
The African man always finds a way to blame the African woman in such matters. It is well with all of you

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