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anyone got any tips on email marketing?

khassy:
Because no one is paid to evaluate anybody's gig

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What Makes Me Different? I provide all my clients with a customised solution to climb up there! [s] Want to be seen in a very Crowded World? [/s] Want to increase visibility of your Business Profile? Talk to me today, and I will help you drat a strategy that will accomplish your goals.

Who is asking what makes you different
climb where
Who told you d want to be seen and since when did the world become crowded
Do you offer sight restoration gigs
Can the physically see you to talk to you or are they going to call you
Drat what is that... an insect
You want to create logo for people but your skill set says only business plans and its even intermediate so I'll abandon Pros and give my work to intermediate abi

[size=14pt] www.fiverr.com/Creativeheiress [/size]
Hi, [s] Their is a whole lot about me that you will be happy you know [/b] and my skills which are creativity(Logo designs, App designs, Slogan creation. Anything creative sure will fit into your work and I will make sure you are 100% + 1 satisfied and you will happy you meet and did business with me.

Their
Who told you we want to know them
this long sentence for who to rack his brain understanding it
only you logo design, app design, slogan creation abi
What does this sentence mean
What happened to using past tense, what is meet who is meeting you



Your both ABOUT alone is off point

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stop buying reviews from people who dont know what selling review means

No US person would leave this long a review

Creativeheiress is very professional and committed to getting the job done. Her response time was very fast, almost immediate. I like the fact that she is detailed oriented and she offered a variety to choose from. Great work!

this is purely a naija review

Khassy ooh lwkm. Thanks for helping me review my account the other day sha. Orders started rolling in almost immediatley. You sabi spot errors well well. More $$

Goldenboy842:
ok, did you use you naija fb acct?

nope, U.S

Goldenboy842:
You need to create a USA FB acct, so he can add you as one of the admins of the page. My opinion tho

Thanks a lot bro, we'v sorted it out

Help oh, just got an order on my social media management gig. He wants me to make posts on his facebook page I asked for the login details to the account, he asked for my email instead and said he'd make me an editor. Any one knows what that means?

khassy:
Your DP look like a fairytale princess ( Look for something real)

I'm a very passionate and professional writer. My skill set consists of article writing, web content writing, Creative writing, product writing, Email Marketing and SEO article writing. The content I write is free from plagiarism and 100% original. Contact me NOW and let me be at your service.

Hi,
I am a passionate and professional writer with a knack for quality and original articles. With a skill set that comprises web content writing, creative writing, SEO article writing and Email marketing, you can be sure you will be getting the best of writing services on fiverr.
Order Now.

Is there a course called Online Marketting in the University

BSc. Journalism or Mass Communication is okay

Delete your certification.. its worthless

Thanks Khassy, changes have been effected.

Account review biko http://fiverr.com/aria_writes order no gree come

dablazor:
Bro, you don't have enough reviews, am sorry, I can't play trial with this job, its important.

oops! ok bro

dablazor:
Can I see your profile?

baba, please check out my profile and see if it pleases you oh.

dablazor:
Do we have any academic writer here? I just got my first order on fiverr, meanwhile I work on another freelancing site and I have a lot of orders on queue there, so I might have to outsource this one, wouldn't wanna turn down my first sale on fiverr.
Your job is simple, you just need to rewrite a literature which isn't in an academic language into one. It's 4000words for $15 - am not collecting a kobo.
I need a perfect job, this has to be your niche, the order has a 48hour timeline.

I can do it bro. http://fiverr.com/aria_writes

Venzal:
Sorry man. I am not sending anything to any1. The links to what you seek are on this thread.

Thanks

ok, thanks bro

Venzal:
I will do that.But quickly edit your op and wipe off your email address. It's against NL rules to drop emails. Please don't flout it.

boss, would really appreciate it if you can send it to me 2 >> alabobeemhan at gmail.com

klexycole:
Check my initial posts bro... Thanks

sorry boss, i checked it but i couldn't find it. would appreciate if you could post the link, thanks.

klexycole:
Bro, nothing is wrong with your account. It's normal.

Fiverr gives you the option to view your profile as a buyer. You are presently viewing your profile as a seller, you can switch it as you like.

No cause for alarm.
Cheers!

boss please, how do i open a foreign account without having to use a vpn after 48hrs

floragregs:
Those balloons cannot be real. Too firm for big boobs. Oh! She's lying down? Ok.

even if she's lying down, at least they're supposed to 'settle' and fall towards her sides considering their weight. she got implants jor! those things aren't natural

so they shot the second 'kidnapper' and took of his trousers and shirt...to what end? i smell lies

2kurupt:
Most side dudes are living in denial like this guy above ^^^.




Can't help but suspect these two
Nice piece OP

thank brah

polariss:
the side nigga is the best tariff on the friendzone

hahaha! dope!! amma steal that

pedrilo:
Bae i had to when i finally realized what she did was called RAPE.

not in Nigeria though. According to our outdated laws, (section 357 Criminal Code) a woman cannot rape a man. At best, what she did was indecently assault you, which carries a lesser penalty.

saintfellow:
hmmmmm I have nothing to post but op that number 1 and 4 is so true, I can relate.

abi...hehe. you could add yours for us to learn na

Everyone knows what an illegitimate child is. The one that never gets claimed when people
are around. You go to the family’s home and there are pictures around the house of everyone but that one child. Being the side guy is almost the exact same thing except in this case you aren't screwing your family.
A lot of you know guys or
have even been the side guy to a girl or to a number of girls at a time. There are pros and cons to being the side guy and here are a few life has taught me. You can add yours

Pros:
1) You Don’t Deal With Bullsit – If you're the main guy you had to work your way into her kini.
You'll do stuff like taking her out on dates, watching telemundo, talking about her prior relationships and guy problems, and being that shoulder to lean on. These are demanding tasks that cause a lot of unneeded stress. But if you want her kini, it’s just something you have to deal with. Being the side guy exempts you from all these issues because she
doesn’t expect you to do any of this. All you have to do is pop your third leg when her man is away and do things in the bed that he doesn’t.

2) You Are Incognito- You never have to worry about being caught with another girl because she’s worrying about the same thing with her man. She sweats every time she gets an unexpected call thinking her boyfriend is coming to see her earlier than expected. On the other hand you’re trying to go 3 rounds in the sack and show her that piledriver move you just learned on pornhub.
You can do whatever you want and she can’t say anything so you are free to mess with other
girls and avoid her calls or text if you got other girls lined up.

3) Unlimited Boottie - If you are a REAL GUY who knows his way with girls, you will take full advantage of this and turn being the side guy into a blessing. If you
are a lot of girls’ side guy, you will have an unlimited supply of kini. You will never have to worry about having dry deek syndrome again (Symptoms include cobwebs and dust flying out ya boxers every time you pull your trouser down to piss). If your stroke game is on point, you could have Mary on Monday, Ngozi on Tuesday, Adesuwa on Wednesday, Aisha on Thursday, Ekaete on Friday and Osas on Saturday. Obviously you should take Sunday off to recuperate because that’s the Sabbath and the Lord said “And on the 7th day I rested.”

Cons:
1) You Can’t tell anyone who you're screwing - have you ever been chilling with your guys and y’all are talking about chicks. Everybody is telling a story of some chick they had screwed, but when it’s your turn you tell the story but try to leave out names?You know what happens next??
“Ahhh! Ogbeni you dey lie."
You just sit there while those dummy’s clown you. When in fact you smacking the baddest chick in the group. You just have to keep your secret. Its tough and it sucks. But if you want to keep your kini around, y’all have to keep it lowkey. And your dumbass friends aren’t the ones you should tell if you are trying to keep a secret.
2) You Can’t Count On Her For Anything- As soon
as soon you guys are done screwing, she disappears like willie willie and some nights you could be really lonely and you need some kini. You call her up but she dodging your call like it's a bullet and she's Leo in The Matrix because she’s with her guy.
She can never fit into your schedule because she’s always with her boyfriend on booty call hours, so you always have to fit into her schedule.
That’s just another common side guy sacrifice.


3) You could get caught - Her boyfriend finally figures out about y’all and starts foaming at the
mouth. You just bleeped up and you know it.
If he gets a hold of you, the only way he's letting you go is if you magically un-screw his girl! You could get beaten, suffer an acid bath or even killed... All because of kini.

4) She’s Not Yours -You log into Instagram and you see pictures of her at shoprite with her boyfriend Feelling that love and getting those likes on Instagram and you can't help but get jealous. Truth is, you'v broken a side guy rule by starting to fall for her. And while she may like you. She loves bf #1.
Your friends may say “well at least you're screwing” but in your mind, and reality, you wish you were doing more than that.Sometimes you want to be the one she's posting about on fb, or the one taking her out to dinner, surprising her with gifts. But that isnt your place. In most cases, you two don’t even go out in public and when you do, you’re introduced as "my riend”
Being a side guy isn’t all good. especially if you start to catch feelings and you wake up and realize you’re just a flame.

Like every other thing in life, being the side guy has its ups and downs, and chances are, as an average male you’re going to experience this at least once in
your life. Over all it’s a dope eye opening experience. I hope this knowledge can help you be prepared for your next 007 adventure with a cheating girl.
Chao!

beautycrush24:
Here's d download link: https://www.dropbox.com/s/zwp3j82ub9pu7z6/NCH%20VideoPad%20Video%20Editor%20Professional%203.89%20Final%20Incl.%20Keys%20%5BATOM%5D.zip?dl=0

obrigado!

beautycrush24:
I'll upload and share d link here

OK. thanks a great deal. please kindly quote me when you do so

beautycrush24:
One more thing.
Concerning the voice extraction software, u guys can try NCH videopad. Its really easy to use. I have d cracked version somewhere on my system. Will upload for those who need it once i log onto my pc.

Remember to use youtube for better understanding of d software if u cant figure it out yourself

pls I need it oh! just mailed you

geebehn:
I've decided to move away from the fun/bizarre and logo/banner creating niche since am not yet good at creating/designing logos.
Now! I'll like to create new profile focusing on the following offers + how to accomplish them.
1. Proofreading & Editing - (software+manual editing)
2. Typing (PDF/images to word document) - (Software + manual editing)
3. Keyword research
4. Deliver Expired Tumblr blogs - (still learning..fast)
5. Writing. Am not really good when it comes to article writing but I have a plan. ( Scrapping deindexed articles from expired domains+Spin to make contents unique+proofreading & manual editing)
6. Extract Audio from videos (tapped from Emmyk 's idea) - (I can do this with tvc)
7. Translation, from Arabic to English - (A Muslim friend will do this for me)
8. I have 1million+ Plr articles in more than 10,000 niches.
9. I can as well use Virtual DJ flawlessly.
With all these, am I really good to go? Can I offer all these gigs with a single account?
Any advice/suggestions?
thanks.

baba, abeg help me with softwares for proofreading and writing/spinning. I'll really appreciate it, thanks

ceecia:
You write well but your punctuations should be worked on. Your sentences are too long. Reduce them and create paragraphs and spacing. Check other sellers and you can learn from them.

thanks a lot. i really appreciate it

thanks amilli guys for the input! you guys have been more than a blessing. anyways I just created an account a couple of days ago. please I'll really appreciate it if the ogas in the house can rate it for me, thanks in anticipation >> www.fiverr.com/mamiwrites

kadas01:
With what I see with my eyes in Naija, I "disagree" with the statistics regarding breast size!

As for p*nis size, I no know that one o!

Jobless people!

seconded bruh! whoever came up with this map must be high on Russian-made silicon- augmented breast milk. it's general knowledge that africans/caribbeans are more endowed then their caucasian counterparts! Russians have bigger boobs ke.
joke of d day...& it's not even funny

“If any boy/man walks up to you, tell him ‘Get
thee behind me Satan” (My mother to me,
when I was 13. Now she hounds me for a
husband. I still love her though.)

Get thee behind me? It’s not everyday I get to
hear that I’m beautiful, even if it is a half-
hearted and tongue-in-the-cheek compliment
from someone who is just as naive as I am.

“If you don’t learn how to cook and clean now,
your husband’s people will send you back after
you get married. And it will be your own
disgrace. Not mine”
But I can pay a cook or a cleaning lady.

“If any man starts telling you are beautiful, it is
because he wants to sleep with you and ruin
your life.”
What if it’s just an honest compliment? What
are you afraid of? The fact that someone else
told me when you wouldn’t?

“Don’t let it get into your head.”
Which of the “its”? That I’m beautiful? That I
have a head that thinks? That I know who I
am? That I’m proud of the woman I’m
becoming?

“All my friend’s daughters married as virgins.
Their husbands worship her (their mother)”
My purpose in life is not to make my
mother proud. And the husbands, did
they marry as virgins too? Who issues
these virginity plaques?

“Time is not on your side”
Nah! I have nothing but time. You’re the one
who is in a hurry for grandchildren. I still have
a long way to go.

“A man is a woman’s crowning glory. If you
have everything and you don’t have a husband,
you’re incomplete.”
Women like Oprah? I am whole, on my own.
Not an appendage to anyone.

“Don’t tell him you won’t cook. He won’t stay”
Bait and switch? But I hate cooking. Along with
many other women duties.

“What do you mean you’re not sure you want
children? Have you lost your mind?”
I’m not sure I have the “mother gene”. Besides,
there are millions of children who have no
home. I can adopt.

“The way to a man’s heart is his
stomach. If you don’t take care of him,
someone who knows his value will
snatch him from you.”
Let them take him. I don’t want a man who
lives by bread alone.

“Wait. What will you people be eating?”
Sometimes I buy soups from Ebe-Ano. Or I get
take-out from the office cafeteria.

“So tell me, if you don’t cook, what will you be
doing at home with your husband?”
We’ll have conversations about making the
world a better place, and sustainable energy,
and depression. We’ll argue about politics. And
if Chance the Rapper is a gospel artiste or not. we'd be havin Sex. lots of it while waiting for the ordered food to arrive There are many other things we could be
doing.

“You have no home training, how do you want
to live in your husband’s house?”
Does my husband have any home training? Is
he learning to live with his wife?

“You are not changing your last name? What
has gotten into this child?”
How does keeping my name make me any less
his wife? Why can’t he change his last name
too?

“You are too opinionated. I don’t think any
man will want to spend the rest of his life with
you. A woman should be submissive.”
I think, therefore I am. (After all of these years
you still don’t know I can’t be silenced.)

“This dress! What is your mission in this
dress?”
Don’t tell me what to wear. Tell your
sons and husbands not to stare.

“Don’t show your laps!”
Just go home and pray against strange
women.

“A well brought-up woman does not live alone.
She should stay with her parents or guardians
till she is ready for marriage. Society frowns at
it.”
Who is this society you speak of?

“Always better when he loves you more than
you love him”
LOL! Yeah. And when he stops loving me?
“Are you being mean to men?”

Nah! I just want what I want. And I’m not very
good at pretending.

“Don’t be too picky.”
I see why you ended up with your … uhm, never
mind.

“A woman’s beauty fades quickly. Like a
flower”
Ha! I don’t think so. I’ve been getting better
with age.

“What exactly is wrong with him? You just
don’t like him.”
He types like a three year-old, and he has a
sense of entitlement. And I just don’t like him.

“Did you ever read the Urhobo folk tale about a
girl named Oyeghe? She was so picky and
ended up marrying a goblin.”
If I marry a goblin I’ll divorce him.

“The problem with you is you think too much.
There is nothing to think about. Just let’s
make this work”
Are you afraid that if I make a logical decision I
won’t pick you?

“Anyone you see, just bring him home. Let us
meet him.”
I am not anyone-ing my life.

“You’re looking at the body when you should
be looking at the engine”
At least I’m looking at something. What did
you look at in your time?

“You’re getting closer to thirty. Don’t become
an old maid like Mrs. Lagbaja’s daughter”
Who made thirty the cut-off age for
women?

“When I was your age, I already had you and
your younger brother.”
When you were my age, you didn’t know about
finding yourself, and purpose and all the things
we care about now.

“You’re now a veteran single girl”
At least I’m good at something.

“So there is this vigil on Friday for the singles
in church. We have to break every yoke that’s
preventing our sisters of marriageable age from
getting married”
I think our sisters just know what they want
now.

“What of the other man they introduced you to
after service last Sunday?”
We’re an obvious mismatch. I told him I was a
Writer and he said “Wow! You do work with
computer?”

Why did you say your last date went terribly
wrong?
He said he doesn’t believe women should
work.

I thought you met someone? Have you chased
this one away too?
He went away by himself. Was I supposed to
chase after him?

“At ur age I already had you and your
younger brother “.
you were bored then that’s why, as
you can see, I am busy.

What is a girl like you looking for on
Tinder?
Options. A larger dating pool.
http://thenakedconvos.com/conversations-modern-single-womans-clap-back-guide/

MrCork:
..nairaland is stricltly for chason females and we hate u gay people on this site....if man wit 2 priiiick is the only passssion u have then find a gay web sight..u r gay and we don't want u people hear...NE VER!!!((no oofense))

there's a new version of brain available... kindly download it, thank me later

MrCork:
..guys on nairaland look foward to pictures of sexxxxxy females... But instead..u r exicted about man wit 2priiiccck...bro..kindly shift yor gatapolalick shanqin thread to yahoogay.com!!((no oofense))

calm down bro, even a ten-yr-old would understand that this has got nothing to do with homosexuality, if u think it does kindly pass pls. btw, homophobia will do u no gud

While have a duo of lady bits might sound strange,
the medical condition does occur in some women.
And one lady, who claims to have double genitals
and two uteruses, has taken to Reddit to answer all
the questions you've ever wanted to know.
She said: "I am a female who was born with a
complete uterine didelphys which means I have two
vaginas AMA (ask me anything).
"I am in my 20s. I found out I had two uteri, two
cervices, and two vaginas when I was 16 years old.
"I've been told I can get pregnant in either uterus."
On the site she keeps her identity secret, but goes
by the name nurseryRN. The enlightening feed
reveals what it is like having sex with two vaginas
and how it affects her periods and childbirth.
Here are the answers to some of her most
commonly asked questions:
1. How did you find out about it?
"When I was 13 years old I had to have surgery on
my intestines.
"When I got out of surgery, my parents were told to
take me to an ob/gyn when I was 16 because
"something is wrong with the reproductive system.
"My ob/gyn did a vaginal exam and told me I had a
double vagina and two cervices and we decided to
do an exploratory laparoscopy."
2. So the obvious question, how's your sex life?
"My sex life is good. It depends which vagina is
penetrated.
"My vaginas are side by side and the left side hurts
when penetrated because it is smaller.
"To my knowledge, due to the septum in my vagina,
my center of gravity is covered. Other than that, I imagine
that it's not much different than anyone else's."
This questions was met by a comment from Psykes,
who said: "So basically, accidentally putting it in the
wrong hole' is much more applicable to your
situation than any other?"
3. Does the fact that you have two vaginas affect
the way your orgasm?
"To my knowledge, my center of gravity is covered by the
septum so I can only have clitoral orgasms and
cervical orgasms that I know of."
4. What are guys reactions when they find out you
have two vaginas?
"Disbelief lol which makes it fun to talk about."
*** Bizarre competition offers cash prize for world's
most beautiful vagina ***
5. What does your SO (significant other) think of it?
"He was shocked at first but he doesn't notice it
when we have sex."
6. How do your
menstrual cycles work?
Do you get two at a
time or are they at
different times?
"I have two fallopian tubes, one connected to each
uterus. I menstruate once a month."
7. Do you need two tampons?
"My doctor says I should use two tampons at one
time but thats a bit ridiculous so I just use one.
"I can choose to get the septum removed but scar
tissue may form.
"I would have to put a mould in my vagina twice a
day for 15 minutes at a time and I would have to do
that for 6 months."
8. Do you have a "normal" (as in you have 2 labia
majora) vulva externally but internally its got a
septum down the middle dividing it?
"It's separated about an inch into my vagina. Does
that make sense?"
*** Meet the man with TWO 10-inch working joysticks
***
9. Can you could get pregnant twice, by two guys?
"If it was the same night I suppose. Once I get
pregnant in one vagina my periods will stop all
together because of my hormones."
10. What is the best and worst thing about having
two vaginas?
"I guess the worst thing is sex can be uncomfortable
because the left side is small.
"I guess the best thing is it makes a good
conversation.
"Other than that there really isn't anything that
makes it all that exciting
The candid conversation was met with many
comments from some Reddit users, including a few
ignorant ones
TheSecretMe said: "This is just cruel. Men are finally
educated enough to find your clitoris and now you
go and split the road in two directions."
However, many users offered up their support and
praise at her openness about the subject.
And one user even revealed that she has two
vaginas as well.
Snowflake_v said: "Ah, the magic of Reddit. I just
had to make an account for this since I have the
same condition. Two uteri completely separated and
two vaginas.
"Left one is smaller too, so I always had sex in the
right one."
http://www.dailystar.co.uk/real-life/455707/Two-vaginas-woman-sex-periods-childbirth