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And they couldn't wear hand gloves!

Samfloxin:
I wanted to say congratulations but I saw that he studied Islamic law...mtcheeeewww.

Serial loser sighted

Lady just justified the social media bill.

I"m so sure he felt he was losing her and so decided to take a drastic step that would play on her emotions to accept his proposal. Lady's love has long dissipated.

This is so sad, I still cant comprehend why humans condescend to the lowest ebb by committing such heinous atrocities against fellow humans. Poor kids, the harsh realities of life have begun but He who created you knows all about you.

Boozah:
Hello nairalanders. I would love to share my bitter experience today. It all happened by 5.30pm. I had a chat with a seller on jiji and we agreed on a price. I got to his shop and inspectred and saw all phones were sealed. So a receipt was issued and it was written tested and okay. I paid through transfer and left thanking god i managed to get a brand new phone.

By the time i got back home, I tore the nylon as usual. However i heard a sound . I opened the box and saw the phone had flipped. I took out the screen protector, the phone was on. Inshort the phone was a refurbished phone. I felt sad and scammed. I called the shop and they start telling me sorry, that they did not know its refurbished .but i saw them all sealed in nylon. I later discover that the seal tape was missing. The imei sticker at the back was missing, lo and behold the screen was poorly glued. They promised to replace a brand new one. Now the question is how will i be sure brand new one is brand new one.

Nigerian crooks can get anywhere to get the seal sticker before opening it as brand new. I feel so stupid right now. All this happened at iwo road, inside a nice shop to fool ppl. I feel so ashmed. i paid 135k but got refurbished phone of 70k worth.

Make a report on Jiji. check for the link on the site and give them all the details.

9jayes:
Please What Kind Of Crime Can I Commit To Be Deported Out Of Nigeria? �

Commit suicide and be deported to hell.

psucc:
Really? Guilty as charged?

No! I think, no matter who he is, we should always give a listening ear less we harm the innocent.

FFK, as usual, has accused the Management of biasness for not seeking his version of the story. This is the very point that Journalism hangs - balanced reporting.

And we should also wait to see the Publisher's response to the report FFK has put on his table.

His version of the story? Its something that played itself in public and was recorded in action. So which version is there to it? In Law, there is a Latin Maxim"Res ipsa locquitor' which means"the thing speaks for itself".

So are we midnight blue?

daddytime:
Patience and understanding my man.

HOME UPKEEP MONEY, HOW MUCH SHOULD A MAN GIVE HIS WIFE?

A must read for every couple.

Last Friday evening, I decided to gulp down a couple of beer bottles at a joint before going home after a hard day's work.

Sitting next to my table were these two guys whose discussion was almost disturbing the rest of the people in the bar. One seem to be bitterly complaining to his friend about his wife. "My wife wan kill me", "she too like money", "she is too demanding, infact I am tired of her nonsense.

From his utterances and countenance you will know he just finished a fight with his wife before coming to the bar. Probably the friend called him out in other to quell the situation.

The friend was trying to calm him down. Johny cool down nah, what is the matter? I thought you and your wife have out grown these constant fights that have almost become a ritual. Ahh ahh, be a man, calm down and tell me what happened.

Then the man started, could you imagine? before I use to give my wife N30,000 as the home Upkeep money. She was complaining that the money was not enough. then she will be asking for small small money untill next Upkeep money. One day I came back from work to discover that NEPA has cut our light because she failed to pay. I was not happy because I have already given her the monthly Upkeep, when I asked, she said there is no money. Then I decided to take up the payment of NEPA bills which is about N5000 per month. The next month she still complained and we quarreled as usual.

To make her happy, I increased the monthly Upkeep to N45,000. To my surprise, I came back today, just barely three weeks after giving her the money and she continued with her usual way of demanding for more money. That's why I have to beat her up.

Even though, I was keenly listening to their conversation, they did not care. Considering the way he was glancing at me from time to time, it seems he wouldn't care if I say something.

Then, I adjusted closer, and assisted his friend in calming him down. After calming him down, I asked him, how many children do you have, he answered 4, then I asked, do you have a house help, he said yes, I also asked, is there any other person living in your house, he said yes, his wife's sister is living with them. That is a total of 6 people, if he is added, there will be total of 7 people living in the house.

I now asked him to get his calculator. That I am going to teach him a simple calculation that will surprise him, and help him manage his family. He brought out his mobile phone and opened the calculator.

Then, I asked him, how much do you think is the cost of one plate of home made food. i.e. food prepared in the home without additional Restaurant cost. He thought about it for a while but couldn't come up with a figure.

Then I wadded in and told him, let's say a plate of home made food costs N100, which you know is impossible because an average home made food for a low income family should cost between N150 to N300 depending on the quality.

If one person consumes N100 per meal, then s/he will consume N300 in a day, if he takes breakfast, lunch and dinner.

That means s/he will consume N300 x 30 =9,000 in a month. He was pressing the calculator without knowing were I am driving at.

N9,000 x the six (6) people in your house = N54,000 excluding you. If your cost is added, let's say it's not up to N,9000 because you don't usually eat lunch in the house. Let's say it is N200 x 30 dayss = N6,000 if your lunch money is excluded.

Then the total food cost in your house per month = N60,000, that is, if a plate is N100. Remember that a plate of food can never be N100.

If the average cost is N150, then you should be thinking of N90,000 per month as the food money for your home. Remember, we have not considered other expenses.

If the average cost is N200, which is still not too costly for a good home made meal, then you should be thinking of N120,000 per month as the food money for your family.

At this point, the man was looking at me in utter surprise with his mouth wide open.

The friend immediately cut in awe, thank you my brother, thank you my brother, you are God sent, I have been telling this my friend that women hardly waste money but he never agrees.

He started calling the bar man , abeg bring a bottle of beer for this our friend, infact bring two at a time and a plate of perper soup for him.

I now asked the man to call his wife immediately and apologise to her, which he obliged, men have ego issues but not in this case because he have realised how wrong he was.

He called the wife and said "Babe, I am so sorry for hitting you, please forgive me. I have realised my mistake, please forgive, At this point we can hear the faint voice of his wife crying and sobbing at the other end. We asked him to invite her over. He begged her and told her the name of the joint we are in. Though the wife initially refused but his friend took the phone and asked her to come that we will be eagerly waiting to meet her. Then she agreed. The husband took the phone again and asked her to take Keke drop.

In the next 20mins she was with us. And we all apologized to her and narrated to her about our calculation, how she is so right. We could see a wave of inner joy that engulfed her. Then smile showed up on her face and she leaned on her husband's shoulder.

Then, I ordered for Fish Berbecue while the friend was ordering for more drinks.

We all went home happy.

Women are indeed amazing, they try much hard to keep the home going without little or no appreciation. When they go to market, they will price and price and will not hesitate to go round the whole market to ensure they are buying at the best price.

Men, let us appreciate our women a little, please.
Kindly share widely to bring peace in various homes.

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God bless you for being one of the few rational men around because you used the brain God gave you positively!!!

YorubaRitualist:
You mean over 100 abokis killed in northern Cyprus maybe they thought they were in northern Nigeria where they can misbehave.. They should stop constituting nuisances where ever they are and their lives will be spared

Its better or them to be killed by the Y....a ritualists abi? Na so.

CodeTemplar:
You mean countries with homosexuality laws?

Funny enough, they were the missionaries that brought Christianity into Nigeria, those countries with homosexual laws!

SpecTTraP:
So he had to taunt Sowere?

Sowere presented himself for taunting.

mamaafrik:
Can we call it Karma..............,this is to all lying and pretending to care but stylishly support Elrufai over his heinous crimes,i remember telling some folks that he and his family will experience the same sorrow of the Southern Kaduna people if he is a culprit.
This man never knew he will be history,such is life.
But more is yet to come amongst perpetrators of evil if the most high lives in the high throne.
God is hearing the cry of his people.


I na so them go they go one by one if you refuse to stop killing people and to the fools doubting

http://saharareporters.com/2020/08/24/breaking-governor-el-rufai%E2%80%99s-aide-dies-accident-abuja-kaduna-highway

Be careful how you talk, you don't know how your own end will be. Nobody knows the future!

Do we need common sense to know that only one person drives a car? He who drives is the only suspect. There is no case against the other two obviously.

Our hypocrisy will never allow corruption to be killed in Nigeria. Candidly, how many of us here on Nairaland strive to keep our hearts,minds and hands clean? How many of us can beat our chests and say we have never broken a traffic light? How many of us have never given a policeman, medical worker, government official(especially in transport related offices), teachers/lecturers etc, something to buy 'soft drink/kola'? See how we twist reality and hypocritically shout 'government, Buhari, PDP,APC when we are active players! Lets face it, the holy books have told us that we get the kind of leaders that we deserve and nothing will change for good unless we change our ways.

“I know that I should have corroborated some of the information I received, but perhaps some of it was uncorroborated. I was in no position to follow them to the camp to corroborate what was going on.” - You love your country yet you want to burn it up through uncorroborated information? For real? Well I know for sure anyone who tells me he knows who stole my stuff would definitely have to tell me the person, I don't know about other people sha.

Why the uproar? It is only logical that he is invited to reveal whoever that person is in the interest of natural security. Of course he should have known what would follow his revelation. As hypocritical as we can be, on Nairaland, many people questioned why he didn't reveal the person he alleged to be the BH leader. All of a sudden now, its victimization! Nigerians love evading reality. And assuming nothing was done by DSS, these same people would start shouting that government has refused to act accordingly.

wizzyrich:
Will you protect him if he does ?

Whats the use of hiding his identity and watching as millions perish? You'd be doing a great service to humanity if you disclose the name and everything you know about it. What good has your half-revelation done now?

Awwww! Laura is a special child. Good luck kiddo!

I'm not surprised at their actions. The average Fulani person does not know even the opening chapter of the Quran. He does not care to know what the rights of others are and the repercussions of such dastardly acts. May they all be caught dead or alive AMEEN!

archdon:
If someone had predicted dis last year, most likely that someone would not be alive cos some quran wielding nut job would have taken off his/her head in the name of blasphemy

Behold the king of 'nut jobs'.

Beautiful and solemn piece. May the soul of dear Tolulope rest in peace and may the family, friends and all of us mourning her, be comforted. A reminder that death is not a respecter of any person irrespective of tribe, religion or social standing

Nbotee:
Madam calm down... We all know d fish U sold to buy dat car and na Abuja U dey sef.. U don turn motivational speaker. Considering it sometimes smells like fish, U technically sold fish

A negative mind kills really fast.

Minjim:
She is in the north but not from the North.

What you said is like saying blacks born in Uk are from Uk

Last time I checked, Kogi was and still is in North Central Nigeria, take it or leave it.

donstan18:
I have no reason not to believe she was killed by those threatened with her achievements.


Fear NORTH!

Now I am fully convinced that there are so many fully dressed mentally unstable people in the world.

babyfaceafrica:
people die everyday from accidents

People have accidents in their bathrooms and die; should those deaths be investigated too? Our people are really myopic sighted!

SaAyomikun:
Hi Nairaladers,

I've noticed these acen-like spots on my face since around 5 years ago. Then, I didn't pay much attention cause I was erroneously convinced into believing it was caused by eating too much oil. Well, I cut down my oil consumption totally and those spots remain there.

The shocking part is they exist only around my eyes. The remaining of my face is smooth except around my eyes.

I have used several ointments including Ytacan and Funbact- A, still no difference.

Recently, somebody prescribed an ointment called "RETIN-A" for me but before using it, I wish to seek advice from the good people of this forum.

Please, do I go ahead to buy the RETIN-A or there's a better option?


I need advice, please.

Dilute 2 tablespoons of Apple Cider Vinegar in 1/2 cup of water and rub face with cotton wool at night. Use for two weeks and see if there is improvement.

I've not seen any name on the building or any document showing same. Please as much as we detest the actions of our evil politicians, we should be true and objective. Lets learn to call a spade a spade.

styless:
Not impressive...more work needed

Everything starts from a dream, then implementation and improvement. Could you kindly show him yours so as to guide him?

Teejay13:
Congratulations to them both!

But can someone tell me, why would they leave other cute name and decide to name the baby munir?

Because its THEIR baby and no one has any naming rights over it.

MICHEALADEX:
Muniru... Sounds idiotic

Only if an idiotic ear is the listener.