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Sports / Re: Marcos Reus Named Fifa17 Cover Vote Winner by Beetwaise(m): 8:44pm On Jul 22, 2016
I thought this guy's name is Marco Reus. How come the op gave him "Marcos"...
Romance / Re: Photo See Lady Who Claim That She Is Made For Special Men Only by Beetwaise(m): 4:42pm On May 29, 2016
Watch out for OLYMPUS HAS FALLEN Part 3. This time, the title is BOOBS HAS FALLEN.
Forum Games / Re: ~<<The Last Person To Post In This Thread Wins>>~ by Beetwaise(m): 5:24pm On Apr 20, 2016
This thread is endless
Forum Games / Re: Let's Play This Word Game Called Last Man Standing by Beetwaise(m): 5:19pm On Apr 20, 2016
Thanks to God for yet another awesome day.
Education / Re: "Three Friends & Their Careers": A Graduate Wrote This As A Book For Children by Beetwaise(m): 11:35pm On Mar 06, 2016
basbone:


have you checked "pitying" in the dictionary do not judge so that you're not ......

That word truly exists, check a comprehensive dictionary & verify

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Romance / The Human Brain Analyses- Man Vs Woman by Beetwaise(m): 6:01pm On Feb 24, 2016
The human brain is probably the most complex part of the human body. Every activity we engage in, the brain is always put to test.
In our society, both the ancient & modern times, we've heard about several comparisons concerning the brain of human female & human male; ranging from their emotions, thoughts, logic & what have you. Here, I will be discussing how the male brain & that of females interpret various activities in life. So brace up & watch how that guy or lady beside you responds to common everyday actions cool;

1. MULTITASKING:
Women - Multiple process
A woman's brain is designed to concentrate on multiple task at a time. Women can watch a TV and talk over phone and cook.

Men - Single Process
Men's brains are designed to concentrate only on one work at a time. Men can not watch TV and talk over the phone at the same time. they stop the TV while Talking. They can either watch TV or talk over the phone or cook.

2. LANGUAGE:
Women can easily learn many languages. But can not find solutions to problems.

Men can not easily learn languages, they can easily solve problems. That's why in average a 3 years old girl has three times higher vocabulary than a 3 year old boy.

3. ANALYTICAL SKILLS:
Men's brains has a lot of space for handling the analytical process. They can analyze and find the solution for a process and design a map of a building easily. But If a complex map is viewed by women, they can not understand it.

Women can not understand the details of a map easily, For them it is just a dump of lines on a paper.

4. CAR DRIVING.
While driving a car, mans analytical spaces are used in his brain. He can drive a car fast as possible. If he sees an object at long distance, immediately his brain classifies the object (bus or van or car) direction and speed of the object and he drives accordingly.

Where a woman takes a long time to recognize the object direction/ speed. Man's single process mind stops the audio in the car (if any), then concentrates only on driving.

5. LYING :
When men lie to women face to face, they get caught easily. Woman's super natural brain observes facial expression 70%, body language 20% and words coming from the mouth 10%.

Men's brain do[sup][/sup] not have this. Women easily lie to men face to face. So guys, do not lie face to face.

6. PROBLEMS SOLVING :
If a man has a lot of problems, his brain clearly classifies the problems and puts them in individual rooms in the brain and then finds the solution one by one. You can see many guys looking at the sky for a long time.

If a woman has a lot of problems, her brain can not classify the problems. she wants some one to hear that. After telling everything to a person she goes happily to bed. She does not worry about the problems being solved or not.

7. WHAT THEY WANT :
Men want status, success, solutions, big process, etc...
But Women want relationship, friends, family, etc...

8. UNHAPPINESS
If women are unhappy with their relations, they can not concentrate on their work.
If men are unhappy with their work, they can not concentrate on the relations.

9. SPEECH :
Women use indirect language in speech. But Men use direct language.

10. HANDLING EMOTION :
Women talk a lot without thinking. Men act a lot without thinking.

Do you guys agree? Share your thoughts.

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Romance / Re: When Ur Crush Finally 'toast' U by Beetwaise(m): 1:19pm On Feb 21, 2016
Stories like this make me wonder why some Nigerian young girls are so confused. You are crushing on a guy, he comes around to have a relationship with & u start behaving as though u ain't interested.
Apparently, some of the grown ladies u see walking around the cities in Nigeria are totally blank about relationships.

Celebrities / Re: Difference Between Dollar And Naira (picture) by Beetwaise(m): 11:04pm On Feb 19, 2016
@ praizeblog & Mariecakes, it's quite funny but having a critical look at it will make u have pity on our country's currency.
Celebrities / Difference Between Dollar And Naira (picture) by Beetwaise(m): 5:09pm On Feb 19, 2016
The image below is a personification of dollar against naira. Hope u guys can really spot the difference grin grin

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Jokes Etc / Re: When You Are Not Who You Say You Are (picture) by Beetwaise(m): 3:33pm On Feb 19, 2016
Lol...guys, this is a general stuff. Both ladies & guys can be very deceptive. Once they get what they want, voila! You will see their real colours.
Jokes Etc / When You Are Not Who You Say You Are (picture) by Beetwaise(m): 1:20pm On Feb 18, 2016
Hello guys, I just came across this image on Facebook & thought of sharing it with you all. Truly, some people are not really who they are....

Romance / Re: I Was Dying In Silence But Now I Have Decided To Speak Out And Maybe Get Help by Beetwaise(m): 5:51pm On Feb 15, 2016
Quitting masturbation is quite difficult but it's attainable. You need self discipline, determination & resilience to quit it. To be truthful, praying alone will not stop it, rather you need to condition your body, soul & mind to stop it forever.
Here are the advantages u will get when u stop masturbating:
1. You get to have a great amount of strength build up in your body. Excess masturbation reduces the strength, health & performance in males.

2. Your skin will become clearer, smoother & glowing unlike before.

3. You will see the need to actually be in a romantic relationship with the opposite sex instead of ejaculating & wasting your 'seeds' on your own.

4. You will have a boost in your thinking, communication & brain usage.

5. You will have self-control & discipline over your emotions.
And lots more......

NB: To stop this habit, try to keep away from every sexually related articles, movies, shows, discussions etc. It will help u greatly.
Next, take it upon yourself as a project. I bet u that 90 days is a perfect target to stop this ill behaviour forever. I've made my research & confirmed it.

I'm on the project as well & I'm gradually regaining my God given soul, body & mind.
I can achieve it & so can u.
It won't be easy but put up a stubborn fight to subdue this act & u will forever be glad u did.

Goodluck to u as u embark on the 90days (3months) project.

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Forum Games / Re: Who Would You Save? (See funny Photo) by Beetwaise(m): 11:27pm On Jan 28, 2016
PrimeMinisterr:
Sometimes it's not all about Money.


take the money, on your way back, you could prolly be accosted by armed robbers who will snatch the money from you.




save wife, one day you'd prolly meet her in bed with another man.


you owe your mum more than a 100mil dollars.


You've said it all sage fellow. I will save the first woman I met in my life i.e. MY MUM.

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Politics / Re: If You Were To Be The President For 24 Hours, What Would You Accomplish? by Beetwaise(m): 9:48pm On Jan 20, 2016
Just one thing: HALT THE IMPORTATION OF PETROL & OTHER PETROLEUM PRODUCTS THEN ENSURE OUR REFINERIES ARE WORKING AT MAXIMUM CAPACITY.

If this is the only thing I can achieve in 24 hours as Mr President, then no qualms.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Man Was Told To Solve This Moral Dilemma In An Interview. His Answer's Genius. by Beetwaise(m): 1:19am On Jan 10, 2016
Now what if his old friend doesn't know how to drive?
Celebrities / Re: Obi Obadike: Fitness Trainer Making Nigeria Proud Abroad (Photos) by Beetwaise(m): 2:24pm On Jan 05, 2016
He's got great physique....benefits of hardwork & discipline. Maximiliano Tapper is one guy that thrills & motivates me in the world of fitness.

Health / Re: How to cure darkspots on the face left from pimples by Beetwaise(m): 1:20am On Jan 05, 2016
Kingy10:

How much can I get the baking soda and is it in a pharmacy store or where they sell food ingredients?

A supermarket is a good place to find it because of its numerous uses ranging from home to industrial applications. As for the price, it varies based on the quantity/size you want to buy.
Health / Re: How to cure darkspots on the face left from pimples by Beetwaise(m): 1:13am On Jan 05, 2016
Kingy10:

is baking soda same as baking powder?

No, they ain't the same. Baking soda is a pure substance while baking powder is a mixture. Baking powder contains some quantities of baking soda.
Health / Re: How to cure darkspots on the face left from pimples by Beetwaise(m): 1:12am On Jan 05, 2016
Kingy10:

is baking soda same as baking powder?
No, they ain't the same. Baking soda is a pure substance while baking powder is a mixture. Baking powder contains some quantities of baking soda.
Health / Re: How to cure darkspots on the face left from pimples by Beetwaise(m): 12:25am On Jan 05, 2016
You can also visit this topic: 10 Most Effective Home Remedies For Acne And Black spots....I created it sometime. Very helpful.
Health / Re: How to cure darkspots on the face left from pimples by Beetwaise(m): 12:13am On Jan 05, 2016
Fighting black spots & acne requires great patience. It could take months for one to get a very clear face but make sure you find the actual cause of the breakouts & stop them from re-occurring.

One thing is this, no matter the chemical you are applying on your face, if your inside is not clean or healthy, you may not get that radiant look. Here are some vital things you've got to do to achieve this:
1. Place yourself on a good diet and eat lots of fruits & vegetables especially those that contain vitamin c & zinc mineral - these help the skin a lot in its rebuilding process hence giving you the required skin glow.

2. Take honey often as it contains lots of natural elements that keep the human skin healthy.

3. Take lots & lots of water as it plays a role too in rebuilding the skin.

4. Apply Olive oil on your face with time. You will come to see its remarkable effect on your skin after few weeks.

5. Exercise regularly & quit every lifestyle that causes you emotional stress so as not to trigger the emergence of free radicals in your body system.

PS: Like I said earlier, it's all about patience. Do the needful & within 4-6 weeks you will observe the positive changes on your skin.

Keep it natural, it really works! Best of luck to you.

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Politics / Protest In Aba As Some Residents Show Support Of Gov. Ikpeazu by Beetwaise(m): 12:13pm On Jan 02, 2016
On 31st of December 2015, the state appeal court declared Mr Otti winner of the last gubernatorial election which means Gov. Ikpeazu is meant to vacate office immediately.

Today, a large group of people ranging from youths, market women & men stormed various streets in Aba with placards, tyres, sticks & other dangerous tools. The aim of such protest is to show solidarity & support to the incumbent governor - Mr Okezie Ikpeazu, who on hearing the verdict of the state's appeal court decided to challenge the ruling by taking the case to the Supreme court.
Romance / Re: Look At What Girl I Have Being Chasing For 6 Months Sent Me by Beetwaise(m): 8:33pm On Dec 30, 2015
@op, the last time I checked World population figures, females were more than the males in number. Why then have u decided to waste such precious six months of ur life on this lass?

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Phones / Help!!! My Etisalat Bb Subscription On Android Is No Longer Connecting by Beetwaise(m): 11:36pm On Dec 29, 2015
Good evening guys, I just noticed that my Etisalat blackberry plan which I've been using for some months on my android phone (itel1502) has stopped working.

Actually, i was using it all the while I've been in Abuja but as i travelled down to Abia state, Aba to be precise, it just stopped working. Could it be a change of location or poor network within the area?

NB: this problem has lingered for days.

Please, phone & gadget savvy guys should help me out on what to do to rectify this. thanks
Business / Re: 15 Tips To Become A GREAT ENTREPRENEUR -winetapper by Beetwaise(m): 6:16pm On Dec 17, 2015
Nice one @ winetapper, this write-up is really motivating. Every Nigerian youth needs this. Despite the depressing condition we are facing currently in our nation, we will surely overcome & soar high like a golden eagle.
I would also encourage people who hunger for success to visit career building sites like: themuse.com
Really Worth's it.....

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