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TV/MoviesRe: Talking About Hollywood Moviestars Of Nigerian Origin by Beetwo(m):
Op, tanx for dis trend, thou l hav not seen must of dos young artist but if there anybody among dem to be awarded 'Nigerian Ambassador' it definately Adewale Agbaje, who was also a member of defunct group called ABC (Anoda Bad Creation), because the way flies Nigerian flag in any movie he featured, l also luv'd ejiofor especially for d movie called pretty dirty things. They are all great.
@ stunna, l hav not seen any of ya movie, abi no BFs you dey act. Jus joking.
Jokes EtcRe: My Letter To Phcn by Beetwo(m): 1:27pm On Apr 18, 2012
This funny, weldone,
I cant even remeba wen last l said 'up nepa', wat l do now is to hiss wen eva dey gave us lite, as d electricity will not even charged ma fone, so an now goin about wit ma fone and charger to where eva am go to, in case dia is lite.
CelebritiesRe: Photos: Would You Take Denrele Edun Dressed Up Like This To See Your Parents? by Beetwo(m): 1:00pm On Apr 18, 2012
Lai lai, wen am not mad.
Music/RadioRe: Tupac Hologram Performs At Coachella 2012 by Beetwo(m): 6:10pm On Apr 16, 2012
Rest in peace hommie, l wanna if heaven got ghetto, still arise and life goes on until the end of time. coolRest in peace hommie, l wanna if heaven got ghetto, still arise and life goes on until the end of time.
PoliticsRe: Friendly Caricatures Of Nairalanders by Beetwo(m): 4:49pm On Apr 14, 2012
Odum the great, you surely deserved an award for this trend, everytin was perfectly done, rite from the title page to ya presentations, the people involved and the contributors. The message is clear, 'unifyin joke' juz like watchin super eagels matches in dos dayz, hausa, igbo and yoruba, comin togeda for one aim 'friendliness' you hav achieved dat and l envy you so much, cos dis has showned dat nairaland is not all about insults and racism. Weldone once again.
PoliticsRe: Friendly Caricatures Of Nairalanders by Beetwo(m): 11:35am On Apr 13, 2012
odumchi: This one na Kobojunkie. Man, this girl dey scare me. If you see the way she use her mouth take insult people you go understand. E be like say her mouth na weapon. See as men dey flee.

Eyaa, I pity her husband. grin Lmaoo
Hehehehe, Great job man, but come to kobo's weapon of mouth description, do you agree dat it may be the greatest asset her husband will b willin to die for, talkin about little kizin and a lot of lots of BJ hum? Juz tinkin anyway. Weldone.
Jokes EtcRe: I Can't Shout by Beetwo(m): 7:59am On Apr 12, 2012
Yeeaah, tank God you are bak nappy gurl. Plz add mo.
RomanceRe: For Guys Only!! by Beetwo(m): 7:43am On Apr 12, 2012
toyemz: @OP



First I am a female
second: a Nigerian
and third I possess all the above qualities and more

Incidently so do a lot of other nigerian females!!

its just that you are too blind to see it!

ahine ya eyes!
Hahahaha, see free adverts, chei, 'possessed all d qualities', prove am.
CelebritiesRe: Tonto Dikeh Dumped By Her Billionaire Boyfriend. by Beetwo(m): 2:00pm On Apr 11, 2012
Wat did she xpect? Plz, Neeext
RomanceRe: I Dont Like Dating Guys That Are Into RAP Music! by Beetwo(m): 3:43pm On Apr 10, 2012
bigboyk: I don't give a phuck about a h.oe. They are always on my d.i.c.k because of my cash. I don't trust bi.tches because I phuck friends one after the other. Am a player and my game is trunk tight. To phuck a Kitty-Cat, all a n.igger does is to snap his fingers and the h.oes come sucking on my d.i.c.k. #whistling and humming a rap beat, biaaaaaaatch!#
Baaadt guy
PoliticsRe: VP 'Sambo' Under House Arrest? <Baseless Rumor> by Beetwo(m): 10:42pm On Apr 08, 2012
who told you, you berra wake up frm ya drim. You dont hav to belief everytin dey say-dey say.
RomanceRe: Which Nairalander(s) Will You Like To Go On A Date With? by Beetwo(m): 11:22pm On Apr 07, 2012
iyatrustee: dis shit cracked me up! so goldie na lipsrsealed ok oh wink



she must be dat fat to require an operator's manual! shocked shocked
Yeap
PoliticsRe: Breaking News: General Sanni Abacha Has Been Ressurected by Beetwo(m): 7:31pm On Apr 07, 2012
Are you alright? What on earth did you jus smoked? if dis is a joke, sorry l missed it.
Jokes EtcRe: Shine Your Teeth by Beetwo(m): 4:56pm On Apr 07, 2012
ruqa, go and nap you need am.
RomanceRe: Which Nairalander(s) Will You Like To Go On A Date With? by Beetwo(m): 11:25am On Apr 07, 2012
hmmmm, mine will be iya, bcoz size, l wanna sumtin new, hope she has operator's manual sha :Dhmmmm, mine will be iya, bcoz size, l wanna sumtin new, hope she has operator's manual sha
RomanceRe: Am Confused by Beetwo(m): 7:01pm On Apr 05, 2012
Think well, before you decides, how on earth will a guy be runnin toastin a woman for 10 yrs, is either he is jobless or he has an hidden agenda. No serious minded guy will wait for dat long.
RomanceRe: Why Dont Nigerian Men Like Crazy And Fun Girls? by Beetwo(m): 5:39pm On Apr 05, 2012
I luv them, they are my perfect kind gurls, crazy and fun whaoo, if you know any, plz, connect me abeg.
Jokes EtcRe: Letter To My Dearest Aunty by Beetwo(m): 5:19pm On Apr 05, 2012
Ruqaya
CelebritiesRe: Reckless Lifestyle Of D’banj +how He Sold His Soul To Join Secret Cult by Beetwo(m): 12:52pm On Apr 04, 2012
l cant associate anybody with any cult base on wat l saw in their videos, but l belived dat there are many secret sysmbols passin coded messages in many american music videos and movies, lik matrix, devils advocate etc, and also it is said dat wen an artist is shootin a video at nite with burnin flame behind is also an iluminati sign, but wat of dose our traditional folk music where we see pple sittin round fire to sing their songs, are tney also iluminatis, dat is why l dont buy dat symbology idea, unless there is a strong prove. Tanx for sharin.

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