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nairalanda1:
I doubt he can

London rents are on average 2000 pounds a month. (For comparison, Manchester is 1117 pounds a month, Liverpool is 884 pounds a month, overall for UK is 1279 PER Month).

I stay in Newcastle 3 bedroom terraces I pay 625 pounds , my friend pay for same apartment 550 pounds. 2000 Pounds for rent how much you come dey earn make una lie small small. If anyone is even pay 2000pounds/ month believe me he will earning like 5000 pounds/month

Mrnairalandd:
I just dey laugh at the foolish Nigerians who are being misled by their fellow UK based dumbass… If you like, resign or dump your business and travel abroad, my brother, you go suffer.

They don’t listen until they get to Europe/America and realise things are not the way it seems. If God want to punish you, you ll travel with your wife and children, this ll mark the end of your destiny. Your powerful village people have finally nail your destiny in the mud .

Let me give you 1000% insight into what await you, if it is easy like your fellow dumbass with Lidl or Asda bread(That bread in the trolley taste like Igi Afara), it is not like your usual nice Agege bread. Nigerians business in Europe/America make their own Agege bread which taste similar to the one here in Nigeria. Nigeria Agege loaf of bread cost you 3 x more that what you pay in Nigeria. This is a typical example of what those lying bastards don’t tell you until you get there and find out why 90% Africans hardly go back home. If 80% of people abroad are successful like they make you believe, African airports ll be filled with Africans arriving from Europe /America on a daily basis but sadly opposite is the case.

Let me quickly go back to those who bring their wives and kids, if you going to renew your wife and children(assuming 2kids) visa at every 2yrs and half, it ll cost you guys about £15,000 including lawyer fees. You ll do this for 10years before you r qualify for permanent residence. Did they tell you this ?

Let’s go back those chalks(tasteless) called foods in the trolley, that packaged chicken you see inside that trolley are chicken breed with chemical so they break up like Corcoran/cooked yam or new yam , they are absolutely tasteless compare to what you r used to here in Nigeria. Here is d truth again about chicken, you can get African hard chicken with the same taste like what you r used to in Africa but one is £4 unless you go for those ones that look like prematured foetuses for £3. My brother, this is just 1% of what they r hiding from you …

Just before i go, let me open your eyes with this, if you want to live one room Bariga/Okokomiko/Orile/Abule Egba/Mushin life, it dey, just like the Op but make sure you come with a lot of tissues and soap to self-service for years cos nobody ll date you in that state. However, you ll get a room for £700(cheapest), food, transport and other bills are excluded oooo before you blame me…

The only person i ll advise to go and hustle abroad are those who are used to unrefined poverty(proper penury) here in Africa but if you are average guys, chai! You ll cry and cry ooo …

If you want to be called uncle London/America by your nieces and nephews without money/house home and abroad after 30yrs in abroad, my guy, look well oooo. Don’t join your predecessors who r trying to lure you to join their association in Europe/America.

Peace

All this you talk are about people that travelled Illegally so the don't have proper document so it takes them longer time to get into the system. some get from Nigeria 5 years ILS.

Donaldoni:
You did not remove house rent, taxes and other bills from that 10 pounds minimum wage

Minimum wage earners(drivers, gatemen etc) own their houses and drive their cars in Nigeria

And when dull*rds are referring to minimum wage, they always assume it's the whole take-home package. No! It's just the basic salary!!

And now there is an additional 35k wage award for all and sundry.

abeg which part of Nigeria do Gatemen and drivers have house and dive car, then the person in question is into other shady deals. Salary alone cannot do that.

Smartguyboy:
There’s more to life than free and cheap food over there the rich understand this that why they make the food cheaper and free so the poor won’t mind anything there are doing .

why your own rich people and polithiefian not make available basic amenities so we can overlook their excesses, but no they still pocket all the money and send their children abroad while them too go for Medical tourism abroad too. Omo there is no comparison at all.

osothermal:
This one just open mouth dey talk nonsense. Where in uk is bread £3 or can't you see the receipt? Ozwo

Bread 75 Pence nornal

Justicecreft:
You can confidently make £10 an hour in Nigeria if you have the right skill, especially if you are into trading forex/crypto

we are talking about minimum wage here the lowest of the jobs, not the best of the jobs.

honour7:
It depends on the Job he is doing her in Nigeria we're i work, I only work 2hours a week and salary is in six figures

Linus mba, work only two and do monitoring for rest of the work.

SweetBuns:
They say that "beauty is in the eyes of the beholder", but honestly speaking there are certain calibres of men I will never go near no matter how hard they try.

To get straight to the point,

1. Short men
Oh my God.... I don't just know what to say about these sort of men. If I'm taller than you as a girl, then sorry but I can never see you as my second piece. You'll always be like a younger brother to me. No hard feelings.
Short men also have this irritating attitude whenever they see girls around, as if they're trying to compensate for their low height. And some even go to the gym and gets muscles.... But it just makes them look shorter like a 5 litre jerry can and irritating
Also, why in the world would I pick a short guy over a tall guy? I literally feel so protected and safe when I'm with a guy that is wayyyy taller than me (I'm 5'2 so my height is kinda average)... So ofc I'd want a tall man and not a mini man.
Imagine hugging a man and he's hugging your waist cause he's short ugh.
I wanna stand on my toes whenever I kiss him and strain my neck just to look at his face. No more no less.
Tall men also stand out more, they're far more attractive and I also want taller sons and daughters.
Who should the short guys date then? I dunno... But not me.
The bar starts at 6'0, but If you're like 6'2 or 6'3... I want your babiesss

2. Bald men
The only age where I think baldness is acceptable as a man for me is if he's like in his 50s or 60s. But if you're in your 20s-30s and you're already going bald.... It just irritates me low-key in a inexplicable way... Like why will a young guy have a hairline that receeds all the way to the middle or back of your head? Where did all your hair go? Gross
I also read somewhere that early balding is genetically inherited so that means my children too will suffer the same fate? God forbid.
My man ought to have a head full of hair well into his 60s, then we start talking about hair loss.

3. "Oju yo Bo" people
I didn't know the English term for this so I had to Google it. It's a Yoruba term for people whose eyes pop out of their sockets like that of a wall gecko. This is also something I don't like in my man.... I want his eyes to be like that of Henry Cahill... Neatly tucked inside and having small slit like opening.

Addition: so I just googled it and it's called prey eyes. I prefer the hunter one since it gives my man a piercing gaze and I just wanna hug him immediately.

4. Eyebrows
A man MUST have thick eyebrows. If you don't, I can't take you seriously

5. Men with bad posture

6. Men who supports man U

That last one was a joke but I'm dead serious about the rest. And I'm sure other girls will agree to some up there too.

With this your Pomo thick lip, Just beg God to help you settle down with a good man. All this your list will amount to nothing when you become 35years then it will turn to God give any man even slowpoke will manage.

Daddyyin:
If he likes he can take picture with his nanny, He and Atiku can continue with their challenges. Our president, Bola Ahmed Tinubu is working on how to make the country great. No time for nonsense.

Like this when everywhere be,

PrinceJoeWan:
There was a story of a man that raised, trained and tamed an hippo for years.
Hippo later ate him.
Maybe these people should be given a short time to come back to life ad tell us of their stupidity so others can learn.

I pray this one doesn't learn the hard way!

Hippos don't eat human, they may kill but not eat

Confirmedzombie:
Exactly. They don't do proper work but at the end they blame Tinubu and the judiciary.

Watch how the headless mobs and Ipob will invade this thread with their hate and bitterness.

The reasons are clear. It happened to APC in Zamfara and Bayelsa, APC accepted the verdict and moved on but the headless mobs whose candidate the Pandora lying machine from Agulu, the social media president lost will still showcase their dumbness and bitterness.

Obedients and IPOB crying more than the bereaved

Eight months after Election you still dey masturbate over the name Peter Obi, Did he collect your Mother from your Father that makes you love that name so much

post=127019550:
Awwwww ❤️ 😍 💖.
Sophia upcoming marriage on December 24th don hit Nairaland

True love is so sweet mehn.
Her boo is so fine also.

All of us at MANNA wish Sophia all the very best in her forthcoming marriage.

It will be Barbecue Galore that beautiful day.

no go serve dead vulture for there oo. we beg you

fullclub:
my dream was that immediately I came over, i and my dependant will search for jobs.. work and pay bill. but that is not feasible as I am seeing it.

i started this process with 15 million naira then when naira nose dive i had to borrowed extra 15 million to top it with interest of almost 2 million naira. landed in uk, started seeing the reality on ground

i have been in UK since 1 month plus. but getting a job as a migrant or new commer without UK experience is not easy.
in fact i have sent over 200 job application for cleaner, care assistant etc but all came with a sorry we have moved on to the next stage or you don't have uk experience.

school fees has to be paid. everyone here in tight corner... school has sent mail threatening to report to the immigration if school fees is not paid in the next few weeks to most Nigerians here.

no job, house rent is expensive.. going for 450 to 600 pounds per month.

travelling through student route is not really easy because you have to balance between work and school.. 'even at that where is the job as a new migrant.

Please if you are considering coming to UK for now.. please put on hold. the crowd from Indians, Pakistani, Malaysia, china etc is overwhelming.

it's not worth selling your home to be here.

i sleep in indeed and all this job site.. still yet nothing, bills mounting up.

all my colleague i came with are still with no jobs in other cities

after spending 13 million coming here with extra 3k dollars now almost exhausted chai


if u know you don't have full school fees, house rent for 12 months, upkeep.... running to 35m to 40m please stay back... stay back or apply through skill route.

edited with more info.

Which city are you and your dependant? it is always like that but once you get one job it will start flowing. kindly reply so if there is anyway I could refer you to an agent for urgent jobs. Me too went through such difficulty for two months no work. It all over now everywhere is getting softer and softer. Na small small.

imoh4king:
Abeg, can anyone interpret what this guy just typed.

(When he butchers have for Richer you be the one in court defending him)

When he butchers her for Ritual you be the one in court defending him.

KnowledgePower7:
I know of a man who found out his wife was HIV positive. The man did test in different hospitals and still came out HIV negative.

The lady later confess to hiding her status secretly treating it before they even married.
And the man has been raw dogging, Ice-Cream, sloppy sloppy all inside her for 2 years and still came out HIV negative.
This life is mysterious

cos her viral load is very low and cannot be transmitted due the ARVD she is taking.

ShenTeh:
Scam.

As I do not know exactly what stage your application is and your post doesn't seem to suggest much. Please be very careful.

If your wife has got a genuine work visa, that should easily include you and the child without stressing it. I believe you are not being told to call/email another team to take a 'paramedic' test, and those ones are telling you that you would have to pay for an official exam?

Be very careful.

If genuine, please borrow money and shut down and move to the UK together. It won't be easy at first but once you get working, repaying Naija loans won't be hard with the currency rate now. + It's best to be a couple in the UK.

Again, be very careful.

This is the thing to do my guy borrow money from Renmoney or any other institution that will give the amount needed. Once you start working you can afford to be paying as much 500k back every month to offset the bill. The earlier you go the better for you. UK is easier for couple with purpose not greedy and selfish couple.

MS247:



Mscheew...

By the time demand drastically reduces price speculation and hoarding would reduce

Generator users are moving to inverter and solar, more people trek rather than use Okada, people are buying bicycle , Charcoal is now being used even by middle class family



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Is it a good thing, all that you stated?

oxygeng:
who is bank-rolling this Obi sef?

Question, must everybody be poor like you

FreeStuffsNG:
Mr Abure, ex-LP Chairman, was too hasty in his response.

When I first read about the cars, my first reaction is what is the alternative and is the alternative cheaper?
A Senator/HOR is not a cheap office in the level of governance and it's a demotivation if you don't give them a car and can't proffer alternative to how they can meet such need. Should they trek or take bolt or uber? If they use their private cars, who pays for their official visits on oversight?

I don't believe in profligacy but this one requires intelligent suggestions. Perhaps we should revisit the monetization of such needs as done during Pa Obj tenure. Check my signature for free stuffs!

where is the cars the last session used? so every four years they will be buying new set of cars only for it to disappear after four years

Burob:
You sound like a lazy minded second class citizen in your own country wailing over feeding bottle, abi no be democrazy we dey practice for Nigeria?

Democracy not idol worshipping. You really sound stu.pid doing this your 30k work. No insult meant, but really go back and read all your comment slowly you will see a picture of an idi.ot. We know that defending a thief is difficult but it should not make stop using your brain. I can bet that after reading this you will reply more stu.pidly .

Burob:
Please go back & study Jss 3 economics, because you sound like a junior secondary school student, ignorant of socio economic issues, shame on you.

Can you help us summarize what you studied, you that have finish the socio-economics syllabus. Paid urchin keep doing their 30k/ month job.

Olodo24:
Rema's team really spent so much money promoting Calm Down. I heard it took over the American airwaves for months.

It is an anthem in UK, one radio station makes sure they play it every night.

Larryndelaw:
Why did obi submitted on school dat to inec when he has university degrees

How that one take be your problem, If Thiefnubv have any he should tendered it instead of this forged certificate he is parading upandan.

Christistruth03:



Below is a Copy of the Chicago State University Diploma Replacement order form

It costs only $26.50 plus postage to replace a lost Certificate

Atiku's Case is going to receive such a heavy beating in the Supreme Court that he and his case would go

This form will make the case worst cos it is obvious the drugie did not apply for replacement from the school rather went to Oluwole Lagos Island to print what he likes. You guys know the truth but keep running round about it. The truth remains the even if the heavens fall na on top everybody head. Now we are setting a standard of fake result upandan. It will come back to haunt Nigeria not sooner or later.

Reno.

Reno

Larryndelaw:
Exercise in futility. So after the release today which has no bearing in Nigeria. I hope everything will settle. Let's see if there is anything they will sau abt Tinubu again. They have abandoned Drug issues. This is their last wasteful hope

Abandon what na one after the other FBI is coming with that one. Don't rush Parblo Ecowas is your demigod will be brought down. Nigeria will not be ruled by a Cocaine sniffing, Certificate forging machine and Money Launderer. Nigeria will be free from evil men that is holding it down.

Bluntemperor:
Atiku that OBJ wrote a book on ,as the biggest fraud,when we were yet to know that LP's Emefiele's own will surpass this!
Atiku can't even enter USA by himself because of different Corruption charges against him in same USA,is trying to be clever by half!
Can Atiku show us the amounts made in Customs to Nigerians,when he was just an Officer?
The LP of course, have shown that they can't rule Nigeria, having collaborated with Atiku's PDP,to deliver them in the East and for 19- yrs,no progress but na Obi comes to the rescue,yet still hobnobbing with same Egyptian they claimed to have left behind!
So,who is deceiving who?
It is well o,as the Masses are learning fast!

Mr wailer have your druglord with no single investment or employment company yet a billionaire better. Atiku have INTELS that employed thousands of families.

phemmyfour:
Educated illiterate. Its called Engineering mathematics not Engineering maths. KA Stroud need to wipe you 2 by 2

You see say na mumu dey worry you if not you know that Maths and Mathematics are same. But like the cocaine sniffer that you are your brain go dey touch most of the time like that of your demigod Pablo Ecowas Thiefnubv. Ha you even have to google K.A Stroud olodo

JasonScoolari:
Once upon a time, Reno did this to your favorite.

This set of teeth will smell like shi.t

TheGoodJoe:
No thugs.
No breaking of ballot box.
No IREV switching-off.
No glitch.
No spending #400 billion
No violence.
No death.
No rigging.
No vote buying.
No queue for PVC.

But a winner.

Come to election. We will order Obi and they will give us Balablue with blood.

My brother you said my mind. Until Nigeria election comes flawless we will keep getting drug barons and certificate forgers as leaders and our money will keep depreciating until it becomes Malawian dollars.

KomonSense:
Ok...

This is a very big lesson to all Awon feminist and slay useless queens with nonsense self entitlement...

It is good to keep and protect your virginity until marriage...

Ladies .... I repeat again... Keep your virginity for your husband.


Virginity attracts special grace and favours from God and from men

She no carry her virginity go the first, it is her time.