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How do we test Conked ones? bcs ur name go be OYO if u open it and refused to buy

Note: Only polithiefcian candidate will be contacted. Though, God dey

Wey Anambra and Ebonyi?

SHE GAVE HER LIFE TO SAVE MANY DURING THE EBOLA CRISIS - YOUR MEMORY IS BLESSED DR AMEYO STELLA ADADEVOH

That is it

1) Goat = Ewu (Male = Mkpi, Female = Nne Ewu)
2) Fowl = Okuko (Male = Oke Ọkpa, Female =
Nnekwu)
3) Guinea Fowl = Ọgazị
4) Chicken = Nwa Ọkụkọ
5) Turkey = Tolotolo/Torotoro
6) Duck = Obogwuma/Obogwu
7) Pigeon = Nduru/Nduli
8.) Ostrich = Enyi Nnunu
9) Antelope = Mgbada
10) Deer = Ene
11) Cow = Efi
12) Horse = Ịnyịnya
13) Rat = Oke
14) Guinea Pig = Oke Bekee
15) Squirrel = Ọsa
16) Dog = Nkita
17) Hyena = Nkita Ọfia
18) Cat = Nwonogbo/Buusu/Nwamba
19) Sheep = Atulu
20) Ram = Ebune/Ebule
21) Pig = Ezi
22) Lion = Ọdụm
23) Leopard = Agụ/owuru
24) Elephant = Enyi
25) Monkey = Enwe
26) Chimpanzee = Adaka
27) Gorilla = Ọzọdimgba (Ọzọ, the king of
wrestling)
28) Snail = Eju/Ejune/Ejula
29) Snake = Agwo
30) Python = Eke
31) Lizard = Ngwele/Ngwere
32) Wall Gecko = Agu uno
33) Crocodile = Aguiyi
34) Toad = Awo
35) Frog = Mbala/Mbara/Nte/Akiri
36) Tortoise = Mbe/Nabe
37) Vulture = Udene/Udele
38) Eagle = Ugo
39) White Ant = Aruru
40) Black Ant = Agbisi
41) Mosquito = Añu Nta
42) Grasshopper = Ukpana
43) Kite = Nkwo
44) Spider = Ududo
45) Praying Mantis = Okongono
46) Earth Worm = Idide
47) Worm = Okpo
48) Scorpion = Akpi
49) Butterfly = Ilokolo Ibuba
50) Cockroach = Uchicha
51) House Fly = Ijiji
52) Cricket = Mbuzu/Mgbaja
53) Bed Bug = Chinchi/Ogii
54) Bee = Añu
55) Crab = Nchiko/Nshiko
56) Bat = Usu
57) Millipede = Esu
58) Centipede = Ogbakuluu
59) Rabbit = Ewii
60) Grasscutter = Nchi
61) Owl = Ikwikwi/Iyi Ochi
62) Wood Pecker = Otu Kpokpo
63) Chameleon = Ugwumagana
64) Fox = Nyanwuruede
65) Fish = Azu
66) African civet = Edi Ura (a nocturnal animal
known to sleep all day during the day. Used to
refer to anyone who sleeps a lot)
67) Wasp = Ebu (Isi kote ebu, O gbakasia nya aru
wink)
68) Taylor Ant = Akpolide (Usually found on
mango trees)
69) Porcupine = Ebi Ogwu
70) Shrew = Nkakwu/Nkapi (Mole-like rat that is
known for its pungent smell.)
71) Eneke Nti Oba = Swallow (A type of bird that
hardly perches on trees when in season to avoid
being gunned down by human hunters)
72) Hawk = Egbe
73) Beetle = Mbuzu/Ebe
74) Periwinkle = Isam
75) Bush Fowl/Goose = Okwa
76) Stork = Okpoko
77) Boa Constrictor = Eke Ogba
78) Camel = Inyinya Ibu
79) Hippopotamus = Utobo/Akum
80) Iguana = Ngwele aghu
81) Tilapia = Azu asa
82) Eel = Ebi Iyi
83) Crayfish = Isha
84) Turtle = Mbe mmili
85) Egret = Chekeleke
86) Donkey = Jaki
87) Dragon Fly = Tatambeneke
88) Maggot = Ikpuru
89) Buffalo = Atu
90) Wolf = Agu Owulu
91) Sparrow = Nza
92) Parrot = Icheoku
93) Viper = Ajuani/Ajuala
94) Locusts = Igwulube
95) Galago/Bush baby = Ikili/Ikiri
96) Hog = Ezi Ofia
97) Bird = Nnunu (Generic name)
98) Gaboon Viper = Echi Eteka
99) Weaver bird = Egule
100) Cod fish = Okpolok

43 viewed no reply. E get as e be ooo. Pls who know it is real not GNLD?

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WebSurfer:
I am not understanding this o





How much are they making yearly ?

The company pays 8m Naira yearly, How much com b their profit after paying employees salaries

True or False

Good Morning House, your contributions is needed in this long days argument between the opposition parties. Since last two weeks me and eight others were opposing the motion that nobody is destined to be poor whiles other not less than fourteen in number were opposing the motion that some people is destined to be poor in life. After me and my supporters have giving them instances that no body is destined to be poor, that God loves every body, we even quoted Bible where Jesus Christ said He was made poor for me and you to be rich (2 Cor 8:9). We also added that riches is by grace of God. If you know the God you serve, there is no way you can be poor in life. For instance, if you are a good planner, a good manager you must make it in life and also prayerful to enable you overcome every evil temptation, successes syndrome, stagnation, charms and enchantment. For sure that all destinies are not equal but that does not mean you will be poor. We also added that some people suffering from poverty today is caused neither by their forefathers or their immediate parents, because if your forefathers must have planned for your immediate parents and they managed it well, tell me why you will be poor if you planned and manage what your parents left for you. If you plan and manage well your children will inherit from it and the wealth continues, we added.
So, after all this, this opposition party insisted said for instance, check around those that said they know God, how many of them has money? they asked. They also added that God loves every body, truth but why would he allow somebody that has money before to become poor. etc. because many question were asked.

Why I posted this here is because, I was surprise to see that the argument was 8 over 14 between the two opposition parties, so I decided to seek for more contributions. Pls don't mind my grammars.

hakunajay:
Yeah that's Nigerian English. It mustn't be found in the dictionary, Nigerians do not write the dictionary. You'll find it in Nigerian dictionary...

i.e. Nijationary

8 vied no reply...nawa oo

A friend of mine who have done his PGD first project defence wants to abandon it and travel to abroad. Hope he can continue where he stopped any time he comes back? or is he going to start afresh? Idea please contribute..

Abi

charix:
You never see. Foreign forums have even more; creating a unique username on some is almost impossible as most character combinations have already been used.

It is only here in Nairaland you see all kind of username, other medias are not like that. I ask why is it so?

surprise

misscall247:
after d reggae play d blues

After the election wey the promise

Turn ur phone and confirm

The Federal Executive Council (FEC) has reportedly approved the scrapping of the award of the Higher National Diploma (HND) by polytechnics in the country. This move is part of the comprehensive reform of the tertiary education sector by the present administration.
According to Financial Times, the Federal Government has now restricted the award to only the students currently on admission in various polytechnics.

Minister of Education, Dr. Adamu Adamu disclosed that this move is part of the comprehensive reform of the tertiary education sector by the present administration.

This is following the Federal Government's decision to scrap programmes currently being run by the polytechnics, which are not technology-based.

Adamu disclosed that polytechnics will now become campuses of the proximate universities with the Vice Chancellors of those universities appointing provosts for the polytechnics, subject to the ratification of the Universities’ Councils.

The minister also added that this new arrangement will mean that polytechnics will only award the National Diploma (ND), while students interested in furthering their education will be awarded the Bachelor of Technology (B. Tech) by the proximate university.

He stated that the two top polytechnics, Yaba College of Technology and Kaduna Polytechnic will now be named City University of Technology, Yaba and City University of Technology, Kaduna respectively.

The FEC, to confirm this decision, has approved the submission of the two Executive bills to the National Assembly for enactment into law.

Fajs:
This thing don dey NL since nah op u deserve flogging

Na now I de see my own bro. Na when u wake u na e be your Morning ooo

havocypie:
So?

Meaning_Change

A girl went to Bank and ordered for every thing in her account.

One word to him,

No comments?

beta one

NAVYdogg:
#KoreansMustGo

Are they not beta than Nigeria. They are in 12th position in the world best economy. U remind me then when Nigeian shouts Ghana must go bt now Ghana is much far than Nigeria. 1000000 sidis is 73000000 naira.


Dey there dey shout Korean must go forgoten they 2nd best economy in Asia Countries.

I was travelling to Awka from Benin, when I got to Asaba,I was arrested by one FRSC member who accused me of not using my seatbelt.
I begged him but he refused.
He said he was going to seize my drivers licence. But after much plea,
he decided to collect N10,000.00 from me, which was d last money on me. I gave him d money sadly and went my way.
I was about entering Awka when a phone rang beside me, and i was surprised 2 see an IPhone 6s on my passenger seat.
I picked the call only to discover that the FRSC
man forgot his phone in my car.
What should I do? Pls advise me on what to do...

ratchy:
Dem don born beautiful ones finish abi?

U have an idea.