₦airaland Forum

Goshen360: Bella and Christemmbassey, why una dey look us. Una get Skype I.d too....

frosbel: ^^

what do you expect, Nairaland has become a Christian bashing forum I have noticed in recent times

How many threads on atheists make it to the front page, almost nil.

Ishilove: How?

loswhite: pls can u define human right

musKeeto: I follow you

Ishilove: Please close your mouths,my darlings. A fly is abroad.

obadiah777: LOL HEY THE MAN IS TIRED OF LIFE. ITS BEST HE ENDS IT. WHATS THE POINT IN CARRYING ON IF YOU THINK YOU LOOK LIKE AN ANIMAL ?

poopli: Well, for all who abused me, am sure you are all xtians. I have therefore decided to be an atheist because you all have no better message for me.

For atheists present here. I like your approach and you telling me to build some self esteem.

I have self esteem, am sure am just saying what most black people are thinking. I personally dont like the black color though.

I know personality is not in color. Am just trying to say that there are so many people who have changed their color to white because they hate the color. God should know people will not like the colors he gave them if he truly knows the end from the beginning. He obviously doesnt know end from beginning or just blind to people's wishes.

I dont believe in spirits anymore and will never offer worship to anything. God does not deserve my worship. God disgust me.

Sorry to xtians. Bye all

Logicboy03: Lord knows that I cant marry a woman like you. There is nothing that I dislike more than someone that revels in the illogical!

Mtchew.


You would make a good fundamentalist wife

Ishilove: Who cares about logic here?! . Have I ever sounded like I give a rat's asss about debating with anyone on this forum on the existence of God?

Do any of you honestly think that the deity known as YHWH can be scientifically or logically explained?? You want me to box God in within the confines of human logic, but Almighty is beyond logic. Take it or leave it, it changes nothing. I don't gat time for any crap argument.

QED.

ifeness: All babies are born athiest until some deluded parents introduce the worshiping of sky Gods to them. Including frosbel and Anony( whatever there names are)

obadiah777: OP MY PERSONAL ADVICE TO YOU IS TO KILL YOURSELF.I KNOW A SIMPLE METHOD. I HEAR GARRI CONTAINS CYANIDE. DRINK UNPROCESSED GARRI. PROBLEM SOLVED.

Tunbolity: But the prophet never made enemy with the unbelievers

advocate666: Maybe it's a joke to you but I can tell you that JeSoul takes such matters extremely seriously. That is why she removed the pics in the op. A picture is worth a thousand words and what makes christians lose their heads are photos that show their true colours.

Wait until JeSoul sees your "joke" complaint and see her ban me for ...ehm... any reason her brain can think of actually. Rules are not made for the godly anyway.

Your story about car accident shows that the godly infection of your being is reaching critical levels. Europe is not Nigeria that you settle things by the roadside. So if you had an accident, especially one that wasn't your fault, there is insurance to cover it. Maybe you don't have car insurance and instead of admitting that, decided to credit Jizz-Us with your illegal act. If the other guy didn't have car insurance, then you were aiding and abetting unlawful and probably a criminal act by letting him go. Something which your religion frowns upon.

Don't worry about me. The protection of Satan can never let any godly harm befall me.

Mad Cow: Look at this scrotum calling somebody a person!!


So the Guy listed his opinion, and all you could come back with was that foolish line.

You are a perfect case study for why Abortion should be legalized in Nigeria..

inurmind: Dream, I would rather give it to the ocean than to a pastor.

Logicboy03: Whatever. Just make sure you seal the deal with inurmind. He is a shy guy. Most poetic guys like hima nd red misquito are very shy in real life.

inurmind: Lol, you are using the temperament stuff, and according to that you think I am predominantly a melancholy, the creative, sensitive introvert.
Well I will have to applaud you, I do possess a lot of those qualities. But about the shy stuff, well I would rather be reserved, but I could be quite bold at doing what many extroverts would stammer at.

By the way, this love stuff is getting really weird. We just started chatting less than a month ago and you are making it seem like its a traditional wedding. Besides, Bella doesn't do atheists, we are both joking.

Anyway I have to go now, bye.

musKeeto: hehehehehehehe....

Logicboy03: Inurmind and Bella, you have turned my thread into cat and mouse romance abi?


Mtchew.....Why not exchange emails eh? Bella is looking for an atheist boyfriend and I'm too young for her

Logicboy03: What effort? So that Bella will give me double taxation of valentine and tithe offeringS?

Never

inurmind: Lol, why such interest?
Anyway I will tell you all a little about my life when the time comes.

inurmind: Lol, wish you the best of luck in your stalking, although I doubt you'll succeed.
Prove me wrong.

By the way, how was the song?

inurmind: Chai, what did I promise you o? See how you want to use woman sense for me.

Affiliated: I used to go to church a while back so as not to offend the family and I kept my skepticism to myself. I had a girlfriend at that point but after dating for about a year I told her that religion is a grand scam. She actually became terrified of me and didn't talk to me again. I didn't feel bad because while I respect religious belief for the comfort it provides the same way I respect alcohol, i view people that feed into religion as hypocritical willfully ignorant idiots... I don't want to spend my limited time with idiots.

inurmind: Sorry, but your juju will not work for me again.

inurmind: Its about my experience with...

inurmind: Hmm... What do you think its about?

inurmind: Hmm... Please shed more light on this experiment of yours.
And besides, you more than anyone know about my futile attempts at making christians prove themselves through supernatural means. It is highly unlikely that a pastor will volunteer to be an atheist's lab rat. Most don't even have the faith to start with. So you will have to be very trickish and witty in your attempt.
Make sure they are unaware of it being a test. Let them think you are all christians. You could try some speaking in tongues too. Its easy, just say: sinaramboskabidavidogbogbolasgidi.
And with your reference from the bible that there must be interpreters in the midst of those speaking, give them the position of the interpreters. Let them interpret your holy spagetti trash.
That way you will not only be invalidating them but will be having a good laugh.

Also make sure you video it, it would make an epic satire.