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I like the three.some

Any sister that gets pregnant in two weeks time, Spencer you won't go Scot-free.

A young blonde woman went into a bank to withdraw some money.

For security purposes the cashier asked her if she could identify herself. She opened her handbag and took out a small mirror, looked into it and said, "Yes, it's me all right."

You know I'll always be there for you Abbey must accept!

[quote author=Abbey_city link=topic=392887.msg5494345#msg5494345 date=1265894100]abi nw, wat do u think?  

@Ben
no not yet  [/quote]. . .but pharoh is available

There was an old priest who got sick of all the people in his parish confessing to adultery. One Sunday, in the pulpit, he said, "If I hear one more person confess to adultery, I'll quit!"

Well, everyone liked him, so they came up with a code word. Someone who had committed adultery would say instead that they had 'fallen.'This seemed to satisfy the old priest and things went well until the priest passed away at a ripe old age.

A few days after the new priest arrived, he visited the mayor of the town and seemed very concerned."Mayor, you have to do something about the sidewalks in town. When people come into the confessional, they keep telling me they've fallen."

The mayor started to laugh, realizing that no one had told the new priest about the code word. But, before he could explain, the priest shook an accusing finger at him and
shouted, "I don't know what you're laughing about, because your wife has fallen three times this week!"

The Mayor fainted!

Three young boys were boasting about their grandpas.

The first boy said: "My grandpa is a great swimmer. He can swim for hours before getting out of the water!"

The second boy said, "That's nothing. My grandpa always goes swimming at 6:00 in the morning every day, and only comes back at 9:00pm because my mom says he has to!"

The third boy says, "Your grandpas are both bad at swimming! My grandpa
started swimming in this pond 20 years ago, and he hasn't
come out since!!!"

Are you about to take over the thread?

So what exactly happened to her all those years?

Was it that Waec already knows her to be a great customer and a potential money making machine for them? Pharoh, u bad

Tyty, where you na?

Make Father catch u Na suspension!

Ibotus, seem like you're a philanthropist. You keep bidding at a very high price

Must you add this your irritating 'pronoun'?

your username fit you o

that guy is a ful

Pharoh, ya name has been in my kiosk for months now o. . .which kind bad-belle name u get sef? Nobody has even asked after it.

Pharoh thank you. Tyty could not even write her name properly in capital letters. She brought in 2B pencils when the instructions read HB.

Abbey, Pharoh has confirmed; Tyty no know book.

you are done with just an ice-cream, baby.

tytylayor:
ben wetin?

what? are you aroused?

post more jokes and stop chatting.

baybbootz:
am just remembering the equations in primary school.
Me I dnt even like teddies

what do you like? 7inches?

That's too much

you're too young to know that, ibo

dickele, try me for this 2010, you'll testify in subsequent years.

lol dickele is good at that, Ibotus. so how much will you buy?

Dickele, I've got so many around me to take moi out I only wanted you to taste sometin. . . but you turn yaself down.

My school gave you all you neede but you still failed. What on earth happened to ya brain all those years?

Tyty, you'll have to accept my request before 2pm friday o. . .else!

your thinking might be wrong.

Tyty, abeg mess am back

so bayboots we should be equated, you mean?

ewu. . .who ever wanted you?

It's out of stock, yes! Nobody wanted it while it lasted.

for how much? and why the decision to settle down for a username like dickele?

lol