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Studio na professional toaster o; that's what he does for a living.

I've always wanted this nairalander but she's hardly come online.

A woman walks into the Post Office to buy stamps for her
Christmas cards.

What denomination? asks the clerk.

Oh, good heavens! Have we come to this?" said the
woman. "Well, give me 50 Baptist and 50 Catholic and one
Methodist."

A hospital psychologist decided to take his mental patients
to a baseball game. He coached his patients with simple
cues to avoid unwanted anxiety and social awkwardness.

When the day of the game arrived, everything seemed to be
going well. As the national anthem started, the doctor
yelled, "Up, nuts!" The inmates stood up. After the anthem,
he yelled, "Down, nuts!" They all sat.

After a home run, he yelled, "Cheer, nuts!" They all broke
into applause. Since everything was going smoothly, he left
his assistant in charge while he ran to the restroom.

When he returned, there was a riot in progress. "What
happened?" he asked his assistant.
Everything was fine until some guy showed up selling peanuts!

Jesus and Moses are walking along the beach when Moses
says, "You know what? I'm going to try and part the ocean
again." He throws his hands in the air and, magically, the
ocean parts.

Jesus sees this and says, "I'm going to try to walk on
water again." He walks up to the water, takes a step on top
and sinks.

Moses says, "Try it again, Jesus. It's been a while." Jesus
tries again, and once more, he sinks.

Jesus comes out of the water and says, "I know what the
problem is. When I walked on water before, I didn't have
holes in my feet."

A family was having guests to dinner. At the table, the
mother turned to her six-year-old daughter and says, Dear,
would you like to say the blessing?

I wouldn't know what to say," shyly replies the little girl.

Just say what you hear Mommy say, sweetie.

Her daughter
takes a deep breath, bows her head, and solemnly says, Dear
Lord, why the hell did I invite all these people to dinner?

Pharoh, where be ya school? school of the Egyptians?

The students of Imoye doesn't cooperate with the school authority. They just attend school just to leave home everyday

_{You study by yourselves even inside the toilet, male and female.} Corruption _{actually started from the schools around there.} Tyty you know what I mean naw

Tyty, we've met, I degree your stats by your physical appearance and not online jor.

LOL once a thug, will always remember his "good old days" that's what they call it.

What back side, pharoh? you've been peeping again.

pele. . .story the effect must show for ya behavior jor. Academically? I never hear ya school name for all the quizzes and essay competitions we did attend _blushing

No mind moi, I just like ya physic.

That shouldn't bother you. I've decided to choose one. . .and that's you.

LOL. . .let's try ourselves you mean? Let's do it abeg after signing life and death

I will go inform the Sari-Iganmu guys for you. . .Xynerise is one of them, though he's a Banker now.

Val is near, Kunbee you can still change ya mind.

You want him sister to give am better slap bah? Pharoh I pity for you, na your sister you want sell for STUDIO blood money

Na government school I attend o. . .but my set was too gentle and it's affecting me now.

I can't even fight my mate . . .I wish I attended school with TYTY

All the babes want moi to be their VAL hia o I don begin plan budget

Pharoh, I was 15 in SS3

Tyty, The school dey show for ya body sef na now I know the truth

Dumbfounded? That's no answer, dude. To prevent this, Stop telling her you love her.

Like say you fit stand good morning

Look for another virgin, pls.

That's what love can cause, dear.