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Can you lock her up in a cage? 'cos that will reduce ya chances of getting a high blood pressure.

Cheii. . u don finish the bad belle

LOL can you link to my desktop?  my desktop generates them.

Your condition is not permanent.

madlady:
^^ too much experience,your profile says age 18

Just a minor, sweetie only wanted to read more.

^^That must be studio

Who logs in for a serious stuff hia? Tseeeeeew!
Nairaland is to keep me fingers busy; anything more serious than that, count moi out.

The elderly Italian man went to his parish priest and asked if the priest would hear his confession.

"Of course, my son," said the priest.
"Well, Father, at the beginning of World War Two, a beautiful woman knocked on my door and asked me to hide her from the Germans; I hid her in my attic, and they never
found her."

"That's a wonderful thing, my son, and nothing that you need to confess," said the priest.

"It's worse, Father; I was weak, and told her that she had to pay for rent of the attic with her s*xual favors," continued the old man.

"Well, it was a very difficult time, and you took a large risk - you would have suffered terribly at their hands if the Germans had found you hiding her; I know that God, in
his wisdom and mercy, will balance the good and the evil, and judge you kindly," said the priest.

"Thanks, Father," said the old man. "That's a load off of my mind.
Can I ask another question?"
"Of course, my son," said the priest.
The old man asked, "Do I need to tell her that the war is over?

This' not new na! Tell me something new.

because the thing no reach 2inches.

No wonder! na the charm still dey affect all those my neighbors wey attend the notorious school

Xyne, wetin you find go that school? hope say you follow contest for those fights.

I've got a witness Oya, Spenc place your order!

when it comes to sex. . .

I be like ya steward? Call Dani Abeg.

You no fit open two widows, one for each? 

Dani see wetin happen when you dey market

LOL spencer dey eat okro?

Abbey, go buy food from Delicate make we welcome Spencer.

St. Valentine used to be my uncle. . .so I remember him yearly by mentioning his name at least 220 times during the week.

Spencer, The guy need money to carry him VAL comot on Sunday. You for see hoe serious he was earlier today.

Spencer, Dani suppose welcome you with hot kolanut. You don get am?

Moderator Dani, why would you call moi an olofo. I dey vex o

come hia jor Make we play

Valentine would make that a history, sweetheart.

Dani, the okro don finish naw naw? Market dey wella o How Val go be na?

Dani has always been a politician, bro. erm. . .is that ya own complain?

Spencer, today na friday o. . . come hia https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-373124.768.html make we yarn

Abbey, call moi na. You no get problem.

Poster dey pity the thief.

Moderators. . .here are my complains:

1. Abbey shines her teeth too much.
2. Lone emoticons by users are becoming something else.

Why Nigerians Can't Be Terrorists.

1.8:45 am is too early for us to be up.


2.We are always late, we would have missed all 4 flights.


3.Pretty people on the plane distract us.


4.We would talk loudly and bring attention to ourselves.


5.With food and drinks on the plane, we would forget why we're there.


6.We talk with our hands, therefore we would have to put our weapons down.


7.We would ALL want to fly the plane.


8.We would argue and start a fight in the plane.


9.We can't keep a secret, we would have told everyone a week
before doing it.


10. We'll get drunk and crash into the wrong building


11.We would have put our country's flag on the windshield,


12. Our ripped luggage (Ghanamosgo bags) would bring too much attention


13. The smell of stock fish would have people thinking,


14. Some of us wouldn't even make it past boarding (illegal aliens, expired VISAs, or expired passports)


15. The day of the attack would be on the same day as the Nigerian party at Newark Symphony Hall,

Tatafo. . .

Are Mallams not humans? wicked studio.

dickele, I've started loving ever since.

Abbey? Tell me someone logged in wiff ya user

. . .and you've not told me how the day will go.

bad mouths smelling all over the thread. Abbey, I just got a Val on FB.

LoL announce it to her